What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.

I woke up early, walked around the neighbourhood, and now I'm suffocating from the smell of cheap Chinese solder since I broke the power input on one of my Arduino boards. (´A｀)

This thread will never be as good as the original one.

I just bought a record and a cd from the record store today!

Mogwai - Earth Division EP
Green Day - Dookie (Heh. I'm a Pleb)

Whenever I don't study for tests, I do really well on them. I think I'll stop giving a fuck now.

I'm drunk! Damn do I hate Smirnoff.

Went with a girl to a bookstore full of bullshit books and we discussed our ideas for a new religious movement. She said that she thinks I'd be a great cult leader, I don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.

After that I went with another girl to an art show. It was one with themes inspired by the Greek underworld. We had some good chats about life after death, identity, life in general, mythology... she was pretty nice to hang out with too.

>>6
kill you'reself

>>

You first.

A month passes every day. Not sure how this is possible.

>>7
wow lucky

"I" made a "blog" post on an "obscure textboard" because I'm a "narcissist".

Would sure love another coffee..

friday night: did 800+ mg of DXM and had my mom and grandma show up at my house while i was coming up, somehow managed to get to my grandma's house while i was trippin and she took me home as i began to come down. she sent me an email saying that i was a really nice guest even though i was tripping hard and hallucinating and just saying all this bs. passed out after making myself a little dinner

saturday: slept in until about noon, cleaned up my apartment and made a date plan. talked on the phone with this girl named stephanie whos really neat for an hour or two and then skyped with a cute girl named jenny for another hour or two

today: woke up at 6 am (fuck the time shift) and listened to some bach and sippin on some black tea. got a date two hours so im just kickin back and enjoying myself, takin it easy. skyped with jenny for another hour and now just got home from lunch with mm dad

i am the masked whorse rider
my genitals grow whiter
with every splash of the whip
i suck cock when the world's asleep

It was really hot again today, but I didn't get too sweaty. Heat is easymodo when its dry. Lots plot and backstory to see though.

woke up early [three and one half hours sleep hXc] &&& went into work for a meeting that served no purpose - lurked [irc] & napped - paid a visit to a friend at his new art installation that just launched for the next 2 weeks (((it's lame tbh but you can't rly saythat neurotypicals rlyketht))) - he gave me mdma [pure~molly~CAPScapscaps . . notpillspressedbetweensomekidsbadweldingjob] - programmed some junk for my eye are SeEeEeEe . . . bot - got well drunk with some hombres on IRC/tinycam - took the mdma & drank more gin - watched someone MIX mix minimal house/techno records for hours...and hours...(i think i played some bored game here)...and hours for some stupid reason (records look real cool spinning round putafigma ont hemitsrly WILD) - they're still doing it so now i'm posting this - energy energy...yes...like a million cups of coffee...the elation of stimulants...a new luxury...nostalgia +10 yo

wOW WoW W0w that's how i spend monday monday monday it's now it's tuesday though thtsit

>>15

waht teh fcku rae ouy tlaking baout

>>15
Any news on bringing back /tea/?

>>16
I was rolling and VERY drunk - my apologies.

>>17
Yeah I could bring it back, but I'd have to start it new as I don't have the backups..though..there was only like 20 threads lost anyway. I'll see about doing that over the next week.

a friend of mine came back from japan and it's his birthday today so i invited him and a few friends over last night for a party at my place. we got pizzas and booze and cigarettes and weed and talked about japan and anime and the election. i think i drank five glasses or so of gin and i blacked out. when i woke up my place was totally clean, i was tucked into bed, and the trash cans of barf were taken out. it seems mai waifu must have came to my NEET party.

well, now to get cleaned up with a bit of food in me before work. that was a lot of fun. we smoked a bunch out on my fire escape and played cards and bullshat about philosophy (i was really good at that).

>>16,17
that was ticks, don't listen to him, he's just a nasty troll.

suggestion to 0037: ban ticks

>>19
Did you mean wasn't?

>>19
Why are you so obsessed with me Tokiko? Every text board, image board, IRC channel, forum and so on you are there talking about me. It'd almost be flattering if it weren't you. （,´ω`)

Suggestion to 0037: Ban Tokiko.

>>21
On topic: My friend came over and gave me a 3DS. Too bad I have no games or a flash cart for it.

i met a cute brazilian boy.

(pleasebegaypleasebegaypleasebegaypleasebegay)

Srsly, pay me for this...

>>24
How about I give you some world2ch fun bucks. Here's 10 tokens to start you off. Try to make that last the whole weekend, okay buddy?
>>21
You shouldn't do drugs.

>>24

>THE TUSSLE ON THE TEXTBOARD

wwwwww, how much money has my adult PPV special made, 0037-san?

>>26
Are you the Bwaah in #desuchan?

>>23
Is he gay?

I wore a jacket today fr the first time in over a year I think. It went pretty well.

I went into the university and worked all day (real work, I'm not a student), then came home and worked some more. Finally taking it easy with the new Chuunibyou.

i hate it when w2ch goes down

>>24
Since he has "DID," do I have to fight him multiple times?

>>28
I don't think so, but one can always dream... or fantasize in this case.

>>31
H-hold on! When DID (heh heh, get it?) I become a man? Well, anyway, now that you're here...let's get it on! Gungnir! Avalon Schwarzzzzzz...!

...Tokiko instantly dies to the disappointment of the two PPV customers.

>>32
You could always make him gay.

>>26
uhhh yeah :>

Dear blog I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP!

Dear blog now I feel bad because I slept well and >>35 did not.

It's okay >>36-san I slept for a little while.

i got a low blood sugar while i was out but no money so i hacked into a vending machine

Happy Fridey! I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

>>39
im getting an otaku philosopher roommate

we're gonna get drunk and smoke and watch animes and play dota2

reading right to left then left to right the right to left THEN left to right enasni yletelpmoc og yob a sekam

>>41

>enasni yletelpmoc og yob a sekam

That was surprisingly easy.

Growing we up, we often think our parents are crazy. As we grow older, our suspicions are confirmed.

i wish i could peel off my skin and slide into a prettier one. mine is so ugly...

I went to my doctors and spent the whole morning in hypnosis for my condition. It was really weird but I learned so much. Now I'm playing PS3 video games and eating Xanax pills.

>>42
I GUESS I WAS ALREADY INSANE

>>45
Hypnosis is bullshit. Read the journals.

>>45 see >>47
for realz

>>44
me too

please help me or please die with me

this isn't a joke

>>47

>Read the journals.

What does this even mean?

>>51
lol remember when you said you were getting a phd in philosophy

no person lacking faculties of sufficient reason should hold a position of authority in my field

>>52

>my field

...what? Are you saying you're a psychologist or philosopher now? （　＾ω＾）

Until you publish a book you're a useless shitbag, not a philosopher.

Wait, me or Tokiko?

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>For help, please send mail to the webmaster (webmaster@world2ch.org), giving this error message and the time and date of the error.

Awww shit, things are falling apart.

I can't believe you managed to post right in the middle of a modification...

OH WAIT, yes I can... I forgot I lived in the real world for a second there.

Hypnosis is a bullshit treatment. DID is a bullshit disorder.

They are perfect matches for one another.

>>59
Oh, okay. Btw you never told me you were a doctor too.

I wonder what it feels like to poop an egg.

Stick one up your butt and poop it out and tell us.

>>60
Shut up Rob.

Tonight I went out with a pair of identical twins. We had some tea and talked about various topics (religion, philosophy, art, psychology) and a bit about what we've been reading. Then we went and saw a bunch of art galleries. Even though I'm under 21, some people offered me wine... I wanted to have some but the twins looked at my funny as they're quite conservative. I walked them home and we had to go down a dark path, so one girl grabbed onto me and held me really tight, she was so warm and cute. When we reached their apartment building she gave me a big kiss in front of her older sister. Hee hee hee hee.

I've got the flu again. Sure feels bad not having an immune system.

>>60
http://www.csicop.org/si/show/multiple_personality_disorder_witchcraft_survives_in_the_twentieth_century/

You might also look into the satanic ritual abuse controversy, people who claim to have been abducted by aliens, and people who believe in past lives. All of these involve hypnosis. Your therapist may say that those cases are abuses of their "science." The problem here is that there is no science involved. There is no way to know that the patient is in any other state of mind other than wide awake. Are you attached to an EEG machine when the therapy takes place?

>>65
Save yourself the effort.

>>66
ticks i thought you said you liked empiricism

Hypnotism is fake

>>65
Back to my point: If hypnotherapy is as effective for treating DID as it is for victims of Satanic ritual abuse, alien abductions, or people who have lingering problems in their past lives, then that goes to show that DID is also fraud.

Emile showed no symptoms of DID until I mentioned a girl I saw who had DID ... and hen he felt like sleeping with other people to piss off his "sister" and doing heroin because he's an addict, although he likes to maintain that he's not a junkie and not a whore. Because he wanted to live irresponsibly while viewing himself as a responsible person, his unconscious mind convinced him that he suffers from DID, and his therapist went along with it because it means lots and lots and lots of therapy.

"emile"... durkheim?

>>67

>ticks i thought you said you liked empiricism

Haha what?

>>71
Bitches love empiricism and nothing gets their knickers off faster than peer reviewed studies.

Hell naw, bitches love idealism.

I think that she loves me... last night I asked her if she thought we were very compatible with each other, and she was like "Well, even if we're not religiously the same, or if we like different kinds of music, we have all this in common.." and kind of shocks me with all these nice things.

Last night, I meditated for 3 hours. It makes me feel kind of funny when I do it for a long time.

>>73
There is empirical idealism. Empiricism is a system of epistemology while idealism is a system of metaphysics. Nothing says the two schools are incompatible with one another. Look at Berkeley, Hume, Kant, Schopenhauer, etc for some examples. (I understand that Kant is considered to also be a bit of a rationalist, but let's ignore that.)

Really, if you're ticks, shame on you! You're studying to be a professor of philosophy. You can't make such simple mistakes.

Holy fuck hahaha. (・ω・｀)

return "home";

... ;_;

pickin' on ticks, suckin' on dicks

You can't pick on ticks, ticks picks on you.

I don't get Tohno-chan

I've been meditating lately because I've been too poor to buy new books. Spending two or three hours in that calm state is pleasant. I've been drinking tea before I start like the Chinese monks would as not to fall asleep.

My friend got really worried when I told her that my mom got skin cancer last night. I don't feel I'd really mind if she died - - such is life - - but it's unfortunate that folk are unhappy nonetheless. Such is life. We talked about Locke vs Hobbes last night and she made some clever remarks.

We're going out bowling Friday night and then we're going to watch Dr Who back at my place... Maybe more... I found it surprising that she asked me out to the bowling alley and offered to pay - - usually, it's the man who asks the woman out. But it's kind of fun being asked out on dates.

I wish everyone here got a very bad case of the runny poop.

>>81
Are you wishing us ill will or is this your fetish?

why

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2012/11/rihanna-exploits-seapunk-genre-snl-performance-genre-now-over.html

why

#seapunk is dead

>>83
That was a terribly written article and I feel dumber after reading it. Also, what the fuck is seapunk and why do you care so much.

Fucking kids nowadays.

my plans for the future:
-get back together with my only 2 friends and watch star wars and discuss our communist pig heaven plans
-get really drunk

my life is exciting.

Oh, it turns out that she thought that we were boyfriend/girlfriend already, even though I'd been worrying how/when/if I should ask her about going off. There's a load off my mind!

Drunk DOTA 2 is pretty fun. I met a DPH fiend through random public matches. He tends to use a gram to 1500mg twice a month. Once, when he took 1800mg, his heart stopped 5 times in the emergency room. "Well, it's not as pleasant as DXM," he said, "but it's a hell of a lot cheaper." Such is our society.

>>84
Please use "?" to ask questions rather than "."

To answer your "question": seapunk is basically witch house, in regards to chillwave. Google is your friend.

I recently got addicted to LoL again after having being stuck in bed with the flu.

>>85
So one of those friends contacted me earlier and after we talked for a bit, he mentioned "oh yeah, two weeks ago I spent two days doing coke non-stop, it was fun". Took me by surprise.
He said the 72 hours after he stopped doing it were the worst of his life though, which doesn't sound very fun.

I get to take an airplane across the country this weekend - woo. To be honest, though, I hate flying.

>>84
its hipsterrunoff

DUH

>>89
Kill yourself.

He drove by in an expensive black car dressed in fluffy expensive clothes and looked at me. I want to fuck him!

>>93
What's stopping you? Go for it!

>>94
He's heterosexual and rich and I am lame and disgusting.

>>95
Reroll life.

My girlfriend is coming over to my apartment tomorrow. Classy music loaded up in playlist.. check... laundry done.... check..... garbage and recycling taken out, dishes cleaned...... just know i'm forgetting SOMETHING *drinks some more

Dear blog,

I woke up really really early today so I went to a church I occasionally visit because they were holding some market thing where people were selling antiques and other junk and bought some history books for a nickle each and a cool sweater with a character from the Beatrix Potter children's novels.

It was sort of boring so I asked the rector if he needed any help with things, so he had me type up and print out some flyers for another event they are having next month. It's nice to volunteer your time when you can. A few years ago I used to help out at various churches during the winter months where they'd provide homeless people with a warm meal, something to do, and a place to sleep if they needed it. Maybe I'll get back into that this coming winter.

We watched some Dr Who at my place, listened to Erik Satie and Glenn Gould, walked around downtown, and then she went home. We talked a lot.

I feel safer when I have something dangerous near me.

Did 300mg of DXM, went onto irc.sageru.org and banned ticks, and talked with some drunk Finns. Now there's lightning and my heart is freakin' out.

with heaven's blade

DXM burps ain't no good.

>>104
I'm not Tokiko.

>>105
You're Twitter disagrees.

Turns out I did 600mg, not 300. DRUGZ

I don't even have to stalk him, he just seems to be everywhere I go, neet.

Someday this world will fucking bloom again, do you hear me?! It'll fucking shine!! And I'll be there!!

Not feeling sick! Yatta!~

irc,sageru,org $jp

Poor guy! http://ompldr.org/vZ2RiNg

Every site, I swear. This amounts to bullying! http://ompldr.org/vZ2RiZw

In other news, I'm going to buy a Wii U today.

>>113,114
What do those images mean, Emily? There isn't any context, so people living in a normal state of reality can't understand them. "Shitkiko" is a cute nickname, I guess?

Today, work was closed because the power keeps going out. I talked with some conspiracy freaks online and began producing some propaganda. Maybe I'll go spend time with my girlfriend now because my place is kinda boring.

They don't mean anything. I just see your posts constantly getting reported on these sites. Though I'm kind enough to leave them be!

I bought a Wii U on the way home from work today. It refused to turn on, so I'll have to return it...tomorrow...because I think I'll pubstomp all night in LoL.

29/1 in LoL why can't I be this good at DOTA2?

Who's Emily? She sounds cute.

Emily is this old old dokyun you don't want to know her trust me.

I have over 100 wins in DOTA but under 10 in LoL

So, my Japanese teacher is forcing me to do a presentation on anime (in Japanese) tomorrow. How do I do this the right way? How do I avoid being "that guy" who -chose- anime as his presentation topic? I wanted to do something else, but he insisted on this, and I want to make the best of it and seem as classy as possible. What do I talk about? Any help or advice would be appreciated.

>>121
Do it on tentacle rape anime.

>>121
Make it funny. Start with some minor history and relate it to stupid things happening today. It was for children and now it's for people who remain stuck in childhood or something. Be sure to mention its unhealthy obsession with little girls. That's always a crowd favorite.

Played Burnout for like 2 hours with my coworker today.

>>118
ticks i think

After being too lazy to fix this - and a friend being too lazy to fix this - /lounge/ has returned! It took a whole...5 minutes. Procrastination remains my number one negative characteristic. I truly don't see the point, but multitudes of people were bugging me about bringing it back online already. http://board.cerealexperiments.com

/tea/ and /lain/ (the latter possibly becoming /abe/ as a result of Deadgods dying) will return when I have free time...probably when all my moving is done.

Happy Thanksgiving world2ch. I hope you have a great day.

>>126
I really wish I owned that domain... Oh well. At least I have http://onlinebargainshrimptoyourdoor.com/

Girlfriend came over last night after I played video games at work. We listened to Joy Division, played rummy, and drank some premium Oolong Tea. I drank a bunch of vodka after she left and played DOTA2 with some friends and we skyped the whole time. That wasn't bad. I woke up at 11am with a bit of a hangover when my girlfriend invited me to Thanksgiving with her family. We watched the Macy's Day Parade and then played 5 card draw. At about 3, I went over to my mother's house and had dinner with my atheist mother, Christian grandmother, and Buddhist great-uncle. Me and him talked about Wittgenstein and Hinduism while my mother got drunk on vodka.

Not the worst day I've had for a while. It was interesting seeing how a Hispanic family celebrated Thanksgiving too. Maybe I'll write another blog entry for http://4x13.net/ and do more drunk DOTA tonight.

Donnie Darko, wine and pills that make me dizzy and lethargic. Now to sleeeeeep.

Ever tear your thigh highs and not notice until well after? Like 10 hours after. How embarrassing. But I'm pretty sure my jacket covered it so it's alright.

>>127
So many people ask me for it (as if I'm just going to give it away or something) along with truneet.com - the latter which I've had some people offer to buy. Both are far too cool to ever lose, though.

I wish I knew what I could do with frideynight.com though...was thinking a pointless counter that counts down to Fridey each week...which reminds me it's Fridey and I have some tickets to see a weird play! http://waa.ai/eOO （　・∀・）

>>130
Oh yeah man, happens to me all the time with my thighhighs, man. Those thighhighs, man, I'm telling you, it's so hard being a girl you know? Like, those thighhighs, and stuff. It's hard. I know, because I'm a girl. I'm definitely a girl, that wears thighhighs and other such girly items of clothing. I'm a girl, by the way.

Did I mention I'm a girl?

>>131
I had no idea! Are you cute by chance? （　´∀｀）

>>131
gurl xD

HEY EVERYONE I'M EMILY, I'M A GIRL! LOOK AT ME, I'M A GIRL! PAY ATTENTION TO MY THIGH HIGHS. THINK ABOUT MY FEMALE LEGS. ARE YOU TURNED ON YET YOU PATHETIC LOSER VIRGIN NERDS

Who is this Emily character I keep hearing about, anyway? She sounds intriguing - I want to meet her!

On to other news: I couldn't go to the play (>>130). Mai waifu fell ill with the flu. Instead, I bought her a bunch of tea and medicine and bought a bottle of wine for myself and have been programming as well as reading and discussing the philosophy of aesthetics with someone. I've made a cool little program that utilizes a P8X32A microcontroller and a breadboard (using this unique object based language called SPIN). It simply takes some low quality .gif images (like...3bit dithering level at best) and glitches them all up, based on RGB profiles so it ends up creating some rather nice looking glitchy gradients. You can combine multiple images and get some really cool results, though it's mostly up to chance. Dying to play some LoL with some IRC pals however all but my decade old netbook is packed away and 500000000 kilometers across the country now, so it can't run it.

It also snowed! This makes me very happy.

>>134
There's some truth to your post. Truth is, I wouldn't have figured out she was a girl if she didn't straight out tell me "I'm a girl" a while back.

>>137
Not many really know unless they ask, look at my irssi username, or happen to come across what I presume are posts where Tokiko is raging about me, since there are only 2 people I know that call me by my name (him being one of them). Besides, guys can wear thigh highs too! There were no implications of gender in my post.

I wear thigh highs all the time, it helps me cum.

LSD isn't bad

No, LSD is wonderful.

LSD is pretty terrible.

Last night I accidentally took a bunch of benzos, felt really great and then napped. Then I woke up, went out to visit a friend who wouldn't let me go until we finished his vodka, then I wandered home in the snow in the middle of the night. A fine Saturdey night I must say.

More benzos...more benzos...damn it's Monday already! At least I got a lot of writings down over the weekend.

Today I had to wake up at 6 to go to the hospital. When I got there I puked and passed out for a few minutes. Now I feel very dizzy, can't focus and my stomach hurts so I just caught the bus home and will spend the rest of the day in bed sleeping, then reading or watching anime once I feel better. What a waste of time that was.

THERE ARE PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW

>>147
There are people outside my window too, that's called the outside world.

>>148
Wow. Must be horrible.

I'm suddenly remembering a post I read here about why there won't be a world2ch imageboard, and I want to respond to it, but can't find it.

Anyways, I don't want an imageboard, but 0037's reason (old threads on the front page) isn't really that big of an issue when people are still replying to those threads.

Again, I DO NOT want a world2ch imageboard.

I accidentally over 800mg of DXM.

Oh man that was fucked up.

DXM starts becoming toxic around 25 to 30 mg/kg (about 1700-2000 mg for adult of 150 lb).

Clearly the solution is to put on 300 Lbs...

NOPE. Not doing this today.

>>155
What did I miss?

Who cares!

I love internet drama!

Let's not turn world2ch into Drama/General please! Take it easy everyone.

>>159
>>160

I agree.

LETS STAY VIP PEOPLE.

>>158
:3

>>151
Who are you? How did you take so much? Highest I've ever done was close to 1000, and I completely dissociated from my senses... it was amazing...

On a related note:
http://4x13.net/blog/index.pl/drugs/acid.html

>>163

gud blog post

>>163
There was...uh...ah...a miscalculation of sorts. What I thought was roughly 400mg was not so. Suffice to say, the effects were not as incipient as I would have preferred. The whole experience actualizing itself in such a sudden way threw me into a panic at the start. I went from reading and talking with someone, to what felt like melting away into a heap of pillows, while my thoughts fragmented into millions of little pieces. I could not maintain any train of thought for some time. After what was apparently only an hour, I was slightly more composed and completely inundated with feelings of empathy toward others. I was very content and contemplative. As time progressed, minor visual closed eye visuals began to form and I lost myself in those until it all somewhat subsided - waking up the next day where I originally began.

It was the first time I've done this in many years, so it had a sense of vague familiarity. I can't say it was really all that amazing, perhaps due to the fact the large dose was not anticipated, and I still had some feelings of anxiety that lingered around despite the realization I took twice the dose I was intending - this is probably why I was not as disassociated as I have been in previous experiments. As with any psychedelic, it's best not to utilize them when the mind is in any sort of "negative" state of mind (those familiar with DMT will especially related this), and I felt this kind of benumbed certain effects DXM is capable of producing in the mind. I'm on the fence about it, but I may repeat the experience this evening, approaching it more calmly and introspectively.

One thing I've noticed about DXM is that it sure interrupts your REM sleep, causing you (or, at least me) to consistently wake up. Despite this, you don't feel all that fatigued or enervated the next day. I was lucky to get...3 hours sleep, yet felt great the next day.

>>166
It disrupts your serotonin levels, so it's natural you'd have difficulty sleeping and feel tired for a few days. The 25c I took's been treating me the same, though not so severely as a 800mg trip on DXM. Did you accidentally take more once you were high without realizing you were? That's happened to me a few times. I've noticed that I've been able to use DXM as a replacement for sleep if I take it at the level where I can have strong closed-eye visualizations.

DXM is a hallucinogenic drug, but it is not a psychedelic drug. It is a dissociative because it acts on the NMDA receptors (like PCP and Ketamine do) rather than the 5-HT receptors which psychedelics typically affect. Not using drugs in negative states applies to a wide variety of drugs as well. Ever gotten shitfaced drunk while feeling suicidal? Not fun. On the other hand, I feel that bad trips teach us more about ourselves, and I've found them to be much more memorable.

If you plan on doing it again so soon, you're an idiot. Frequent usage of DXM is very, very hard on your body. Take breaks based on the number of weeks times the plateau you reached. If you're to be safe, you should take a 3 or 4 week break. How could you go that high and want to repeat the experience so soon? Take care of your body! Don't just abuse substances to "get high," treat them with the respect both you and they deserve. Hallucinogenic drugs are tools, not toys.

Did you barf? What did you see? Were you able to experience ego death or have an out of body experience? Post more about your trip.

I spent an hour watching japanese kids play in a playground through an online security camera... What am I doing with my life?

Also world2ch - Drugs/General?

>>168

>I spent an hour watching japanese kids play in a playground

why

I did a bit more DXM, this time along with some Xanax and Suboxone (though the latter two were taken prior, so I wasn't particularly intending to get "high" off them). I was strangely coherent, and spent the night talking away with a great friend of mine. I had a lot of wonderful thoughts. Life is really amazing if you will it to be. As bold and intrepid this claim may be, I believe I will stop using drugs now (okay, with the exception of the occasional drink, though I wish to cut that out over time). There is nothing really left for me to "discover" about them or myself through their use. Been there, done that - as they say. Now it's time for quiet contemplation in the mountains (literally...since I'm moving soon...I can pretend to be some enlightened charlatan and write about it all and shit out some epik bookz like Burroughs and leave my mark on the world - ok not really).

>>168
I remember doing that with /jp/ many years ago. There was this one camera (that you could actually control) in a gymnasium at a primary school, and we'd all take turns controlling it. There was this one unforgettable kid who would always look at the camera as it moved - the only one to actually notice it, and we'd all take screenshots of him. He became something of a hero. I wonder how he is today.

>>170
You're awful at writing trip reports.

Bought a gram of ketamine and another gram of methoxetamine off of Silk Road last night. The guy said he'd mail me some free MDMA with it (3 pills) so I figured, cool, right on. It only cost about $60 for, say, 20 total dissociative trips, which is cheaper than DXM -- and with less nausea. Can't wait to see how it goes. The only downside is that I'll have to buy a new scale, but if I offer a friend some of my stuff I'm sure he'd buy one.

>>171
The fuck is a "trip report"?

>>173
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22trip+report%22+drugs

When did you become so stupid, Robert? That dextromethorphan is destroying your brain. Cough syrup really isn't worth the high.

>>174
Eh? I'm not Tokiko. I know what a trip report is of course - my post was intended to be sarcastic. I feel no need to write up some pompous essay about how fucked I got on cough syrup (or any drug), then post it on the internet as if it contains any importance or revelations into the human consciousness. I'm not that conceited nor do I give a fuck. Drugs are drugs - pure escapism. Okay, I had a phase when I was young and doing psychedelics and thought "Wow, man! These things are great, I'm learning so much about myself and shit!" but I don't think like that anymore. Sure you get some deep thoughts on them but I personally don't believe they're some "key" to unlocking hidden truths or something haha. Though people are free to believe what they want.

Though, if you'd like, here's a trip report: I was bored, happened to be grocery shopping and walked down the pharmacy isle. I spotted the DXM and thought "Hmm, I haven't done this stuff in at least 6 years - let's give it a shot!" I drank some, had a fun time, the end.

Back on topic: I received a cute Akari Mizunashi fig in the mail today. They really need to do another season of Aria.

And yes I'm aware I just used isle in place of aisle. (´・ω・`)

Tokiko, I am concerned for your mental health. It can't be good for you to be using all these drugs.

>>177
It's just a phase. He'll be okay!

>>178
No, he will die very soon.

>>179
Do you think that ticks will be mentioned in his suicide note?

That feel when you can't sleep.

OK. Online Touhou character identifier. Is there one? Like basically you can query against character features: tail, ears, wings, etc. and narrow it down to a list of possibilities?

If there isn't, I'm going to make one and limit all queries to superficial characteristics (and provide no information regarding their background/place in the games). This will provide access to the universe to casuals (such as myself) and in so doing, annoy the fuck out of the autistic.

As annoying the autistic is the only way to get into heaven in our religion, I think this might make me a saint.

>>180
Which one is dating ticks again? Tokiko, shadowfog, or archduke? They all kinda meld together as one to me.

>>183
If I had to guess honestly, I'd say ticks it tokiko pretending to be a girl.

The official storyline, as I understand it is that she is dating no one. Tokiko did carry on with her online for awhile, went to visit her, and got DENIED, like in public with a sound system and pyrotechnic display. Well, actually she just ignored him and was kind of a bitch to him. How was he acting? Like a proper gentleman, obviously. We have to take his word for it.

Always one to take rejection gracefully, Tokiko then started to spread rumors about her online. I don't recall that she ever specifically denied the allegations, which may be telling. She likely is pretty fucked up because she does hang out on the fringes of this world. What would you expect? Sane, nice, sober, healthy, and attractive? I'd be surprised if you could check off even one of those of any girl that visits this place (and it's probably going to be "nice").

I wish she'd come back. They put on a good show.

>>183
Last I heard, Archduke was dating Klang, TheShadowFog was dating Sprum, and ticks WAS Tokiko.

Who's your OTP?

>>185
I think that's every user on this site. Will I die alone?

>>186
I'm here for you baby ;)

>>184
I'm still here! Don't worry, haven't gone anywhere. Tokiko seems to have slipped into a cough syrup induced obscurity, though. Kind of curious why - bored, or has he lost it? I haven't kept up with him either. I might have unintentionally chased him off his usual lurking grounds, if this post is anything to go by - http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/159 - but I truly don't know. Last I heard he was now seeing some girl, working, playing DOTA and drinking quite heavily nearly every day.

Anyway, I never did meet him (there really was nothing between us in the end). I think you're confusing me with the other girl he met on Twitter or Facebook after we sort of stopped talking. He drove across the state to meet her, but she basically ignored him the entire time and only talked to her sister and mother, who came along for the date/to cock block him. Denied as you say. After that she ignored him for about 2 months until he went to get some philosophy books back that he gave her. She was, from what I understand, quite unstable as well so that most likely explains the lack of...interest.

He did rage about me online for a bit but no one seemed to care anyway because I'm fairly obscure. Alas, that's the end of the show!

It's in some respects disappointing to have this all explicated, as it was kind of interesting to see all this as through a glass darkly, being one of the few people who haunts small anonymous textboards but not IRC.

>>188 is a fabrication, everything about it.

Well, I did meet a girl from twitter twice; once, I took the bus up to Seattle (across the state) to hang out with her, the other time I had my sister give me a ride down to Portland where my dad lives to see her (that was when her sister and mom came along). We saw each other for a third time before I blocked her in disgust because she hadn't read any of the books she'd lent me.

The main reason why I stopped talking to her is because, like ticks, she suffered from DID. She would hallucinate, have delusions, misremember some things, and forget other things. She was also a massive weeaboo with an IQ of about 90.

ticks and I shared a hotel room in California for Anime Expo in the spring. We did MDMA and had a wild time. Then, she came to Oregon once during the summer for two weeks. We got together pretty well, but ticks's sister threatened to beat her up and rape her more after she got home, so ticks caved in to her sister's pressure. I've never had any direct communication with her sister, so it could be her schizophrenia acting up or an excuse to break up. Either way, things are how they are.

How weak! Now she's lying about me on textboards and stretching the facts in various ways! No one on /jp/ other than ticks has ever met me in person, so there's no way I can verify that we've met... but still, how far she's fallen! By the way... Emily, you don't live in Washington DC, so why does your IP address say you do? I have a feeling that you're a crule imposter.

I trust Robert on this because he's not suffering from schizophrenia or MPD.

>>190
That's the cough syrup talking, Tokiko!

0087 please wordfilter everyone's first names to something silly.

>>193
*0037
they're right next to each other in the keyboard that exists in my head orz

I suggest dictators of the world.

My girlfriend and I went down to a small movie theater in my area. There's couches and stuff in it, and since it's a Thursday night no one was there but us. Her face was really bright red when we left and walked up to my place where we continued.

Snorted 25mg of MXE and 'laxin with Metal Machine Music. On side 2 now -- great stuff! http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Metal+Machine+Music/597104

>>190
Remember when you told me your IQ was 184? Roughly 1 in 1'000'000 people score that high. You're a true genius. (･ω･｀)

I'm really into this particular girl but I'll never get to have her how despairing. ;_;

>ticks and I shared a hotel room in California for Anime Expo in the spring.

Interesting. Review your notes and prepare to backpedal...

This is a really good show. Shit's getting complicated now. We're going to give Lost a run for it's money...

>>199
We had a wild time until Tokiko couldn't get it up. "I-it's not my fault...stimulants do that, you know?" he vehemently insisted. He was VERY embarrassed about that, and literally broke down into tears for about 6 hours straight. It was a little weird (it was also little, heh heh heh) and he refused to leave the hotel room the entire weekend despite my efforts to cheer him up. Poor kid! I can't imagine how he must have felt about it.

Sadly, the whole affair became nothing more than a wasted page in my passport book, but at least I can take credit for being the only person on /jp/ to have met him. An privilege, truly.

It's http://cerealexperiments.com/files/images/fridey.jpg night! My last night in this city, then I move out to BC to the new house my girlfriend and I bought. Unfortunately I can't drive, so it'll be one heck of a long trip.

Why does world2ch go down in the mornings?

>>197
It's true that I've scored that high in the past, but I still haven't accomplished anything. Sadly, IQ is only an indicator of potential. It'll still take time until I can write well enough to really bedazzle, impress, and amaze.

>>199
I said on /jp/ that I couldn't make it to AX so that people wouldn't look for me. You should really think about the things we're saying... ticks also didn't want to be photographed at AX, and I'm sure her anxiety would spiral out of control if people spammed photos of us walking around together. No comment on >>200, ticks's body, or ticks's various psychological problems relating to sex with men. Consider what her motivation could be to fabricate sexual escapades on world2ch, and what results could occur from her publications.

One thing I've been thinking about lately: satori is no different from the K-hole or fourth plateau dextromethorphan high and is roughly equivalent to the eighth circuit of consciousness in Leary's map of the human mind. However, what makes Buddhism's enlightenment so special is that the method relies on no drugs, no starvation, no sleep deprivation -- nothing but awareness, concentration, and patience. The eight circuits of consciousness mention psionic and mystical powers which shifts in consciousness unlock. While there is no such thing as magic or superhuman psychic ability, it is worth noting that the sensation of psychic enablement is no different subjectively than the actualization of such powers.

I need to do more thinking on the human mind and enlightenment. The way which psychologists link drug favoritism to levels of mental development is interesting; heroin lovers at the very bottom of the human race, and dextromethorphan fans at the top? All very interesting...

How did you guys get to LA for the convention?

>>203
I'm just playing along dear, it's fun. Though you know as well as I do you've never truly seen me, heard me, talked to me and so on. Ah...however I'll be a short 4 hours away from you as of next week! Come visit. Come to think of it, I'll be close to a lot of people I know from the internet.

Hmm. Today I said goodbye to my psychiatrist. I'm going to really miss her, she was nice and loved to talk philosophy with me. I gave her a little present to say thank you, and she gave me this intriguing book in return. Tonight I'm having some people over as well, but I can't decide if I should join in the drinking one last time or not. Such convoluted decisions I must make in life.

Heh... come on. How did you get to LA? This totally isn't a trap. Just an innocent question...

>>206
I hate to spoil the fun but we didn't actually hang out. We're just kidding around...or I did.

I mean am. Hah.

Is it me or do italics not work here anymore? I can only be bold.

>>209
B-but I am Tokiko. I think...or has this all been one big delusion, brought on by too many dissociative hallucinogenic drugs, experiments into consciousness, enlightenment and philalethia? Oh dear, the confusion. I fear we may never know the truth.

> his was addressed to Tokiko (so probably also you/fuck I'm confused now).

Oh, this is a matter of confusion to people who are part of the clique too? Interesting.

I shall whine and I shall wine. And I am the most wittiest and cleverest little shota in the world. Let us pray.

Where or how can I get a shota please help?

volunteer in the elementary school

I hate waking up and the house is freezing cold. Too cold to get out of bed, but seemingly too cold to stay in bed.

I'm getting on the plane soon to go to my new home near Vancouver. I'll be living a lot closer to Tokiko in my new home, too... Deep down inside, I hope he's forgiven me for all of the lying and cheating and mental torment I've subjected him to by burdening him with my problems and then getting into more. You're one of the reasons I'm moving west, you dummy! Even with all of the silly things you've posted about me online, I've never stopped loving you (´・ω・｀)

>>216
Baka, I'm not going to be anywhere near Vancouver.

Though yes, I'm (ticks) am actually moving this morning. See you dorks in 3 days, give or take! Anyone cool in the Vancouver/Seattle area want to hang out for tea and keki when I get there? You'll need a car of your own though (sorry Tokiko).

God I hate moving...should have seriously just flown over and sold the car.

^^^ cncLIARunthuFEIBiutchHfhuslutich ihf EIJWHOReOET !!! ^^^
ywtou fuckinjeknow i;m the onNLy wone here dyke chokd on jhs dick

>>217

> tae

xD EpiK MeM E TEA s0 much m0re CULTURAL than COFE (AmeirIcan coOMMonor peasan tfuCKS!!)

FUCK I CANMOST DEIFNTEL TKAE ON THE ALL YALL IN A FIST FIGGHT

ESNAP YER NECK

>>218

This thread has officially turned to shit.

>>219
The whole site sort of turned to shit when this thread became the only active one left.

I might be able to do interesting things in a couple of weeks. I look forward to it. Now I just have to find a way to survive the two weeks until then...

Bought some William S. Burroughs books (Junkie, Queer, The Soft Machine, The Ticket that Exploded, Nova Express, The Wild Boys), some Lester Bangs books (Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung, as well as Main Lines, Blood Feasts, and Bad Taste), some more druggy writings (Prometheus Rising, Programming and Metaprogramming in the Human Biocomputer), Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey, and the Dhammapada. Gonna buy some more books tomorrow, any works you ginnernucts would recommend?

I suggest you buy some good books.

I made it to Winnipeg in a day! Fuck the roads were so twisty and turny in Northern Ontario. If it was one straight line - okay it would take 3 hours, but nope they have to turn every other 800 meters. Just drags the trip out. At least the altitude is still low, so you don't get sick or anything. Now...to drive through the prairies...they're as flat as a loli and go on for ever and ever. This will be by far the worst leg of my journey.

WINNIPEG IS A FROZEN SHITHOLE 10 hipster points if you get the reference.

>>223
Wow, I was about to go out and buy shitty books, but then your message (marvel of clarity and brevity it is) guided me into returning all the books I bought yesterdat and purchasing much better books. Pat yourself on the back, FUCKTARD

>>225
Sounds like your made

pls close this thread 0037

Just close the board. I'm serious. The only threads in the last year have been these blog threads, and this particular recent one has been just been Tokiko fighting with his alternate persona "ticks" who we all know is just himself.

It's really embarrassing for anyone who happens to stroll along and find this place.

>>228
Embarrassing for ticks, maybe

Today I saw my endocrinologist. He kept saying perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Nice to hear, I guess. Now I'm taking a train to California.

>>299
But you're ticks.

There's some kind of addict sitting on the train south across from me. Those eyes... twitchy, jerky, shifty, his fingers doing their own disrythmic dance through the cycles of paranoid closure and fearful aggression. Now and then he closes his eyes and lets out a small shudder for good luck. His eyes find my body when I look away.

>>228

y

They're not as rocky as people make them seem.

Archduke: stop being a dick kthx.

Today at work, my girlfriend came up to me and talked with me some, then before she left to do some other business, she gave me a big hug and told me that she loved me for the first time. I smiled and hugged her back and told her that I loved her too. She was bright red and had a huge grin.

From the period of 6PM through midnight of yesterday, I have no memory, but when I kind of "came to" I was talking on the phone with some guy from IRC (a seventeen year old acid dealer whose father died in a plane wreck with very wealthy folks and a trust fund, my memory is telling me), there was barf in my trashbin, and there were all of these weird notes in my latest journal. Lester Bangs's album was also playing on loop over the noise of Metal Machine Music. My eyes are bright red and I've been feeling sick and kind of dizzy all day. But hey, even if I'm a little sick, I'm incredibly happy! Things are great!

One of my stories I'd written was about people being tortured and cut up in a factory ran by pigs. The premise isn't very exciting, but it's awfully descriptive and has a lot of interesting allusions in it. I'm proud of myself.

http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Jook+Savages+On+The+Brazos/7636080

why can't i talk to people normally fuck

>>237

iktf

I can't seem to get away from God.

>>239
All three. I can't express myself properly or figure out what to say in a conversation.

>>240
It's hard to improve that, but it's possible. If you have anxiety so it makes it a little tough or scary "practicing" with people you know, try talking with strangers. Worst case, they think "weirdo" and forget about you; best case, you make a new pal. It's really hard to become comfortable talking with folks if you don't do it much, but it has tons of great applications. Try watching television, too. It gives your mind input on how most people's speech patterns are.

My girlfriend's finishing her first finals week in college today. She's going to show me her art after the I get off work, then we'll go do stuff in town. Wonder how that'll go. I still wonder how I got a nice, sweet girl in love with me who's as far on the musical, political, philosophical, religious, and all the other spectrums as can be. Perhaps I can teach her a thing or two...

>>241
teach her w/ ur dick

We went to a tea shop, then walked down by the river. Had some nice talks. Watched some movies.

when did this site become tokikos personal blog?

>>243
Why don't you post about it on your facebook instead of here?

>>244

who cares

>>246
i certainly don't care about his daily life

what happened to all the fun and/or retarded threads we used to have?

>>247
dunno :_:

The computer you're sitting in front of right now is practically unlimited in its capabilities. When you purchase a game, you're paying for constraints on your computer. You're paying to do less with the machine than what it is capable. It's like having a car and paying someone to remove a wheel from it just for the sake of the challenge. Why waste time playing Minecraft when you can build things in AutoCAD?

>>244
Tokiko started both of the blog threads. He was also the first person after 0037 to post on the new world2ch. If you complain about his presence here, it just shows how ignorant you are.

On the other hand, world2ch started to really go down the shitter once his "ex" ticks came here. I'd rather have 1000 Tokikos posting here than a single tick.

>>250
No really, no one cares Tokiko.

>>251

oh boi

Today I met my neighbor. Her name is Stephanie and she appeared to be coming off of some drug. She came into my door in tears, with a red face and dirty hair. "Please, please, I need a phone, I don't have a phone," she pleaded. I lent her my phone for a few minutes. She comes back to my door after I hear some yelling next door. Stephanie gave me a hug, and after she glanced in my apartment, she asked me if I was a writer. I wonder if she was trying to compliment me....

Special Master Judge Grim

What an awesome title and what an awesome name to go with it.

just got a record in the mail 2day:

http://blog.theshadowfog.com/user/files/Picture%20001.jpg

It's rainy so the hike was cancelled, but my girlfriend and her twin stopped by the office. It's funny how identical twins have different postures, different tones of voice, different nervous gestures and all that... now they seem as different as night and day to me. The other sister isn't attractive at all to me now...

>>255

>%20

>>256

who cares sheesh

I got out of the hospital today. やった!

MXE hits me

--- Log opened Sat Dec 08 13:12:43 2012
13:12 -!- Irssi: Starting query in ??? with ticks
13:12 <ticks> hello, how are you?
13:12 <tokiko> appeal ban! apple bang!
13:13 <ticks> congrats man xD
13:14 <ticks> im gonna inject some more heroin!!!! it fucking hurts
13:14 <ticks> liar evil liar cheater liar fake liar stupid liar
13:15 <ticks> hold please
13:16 <tokiko> give it up already
13:16 <ticks> it doesnt cost very much
13:18 <ticks> tokiko have you killed yourself yet
13:19 <ticks> tokiko you're a bad person
13:19 <ticks> tokiko the only people who interact with you in life are people who want to use you in some way
13:21 <ticks> time for a nap
--- Log closed Sat Dec 08 13:21:19 2012
--- Log opened Sat Dec 08 13:21:49 2012
13:21 -!- Irssi: Starting query in ??? with ticks
13:21 <tokiko> enjoy
13:23 <ticks> her "sister" asked what was wrong
13:24 <ticks> grow up!!!! you are 29 years old
--- Log closed Sat Dec 08 13:24:01 2012

Eating is a pain. There's never anything good, no matter what I eat I'm not satisfied, and if I eat too much of something good I feel disgusted. When will humans evolve beyond the need for food?

congrats man xD

Last night mai waifu and I drank some bordeaux wine, watched NGE and did indecent things.

>>263
Same but with cheap wine, no NGE and a pillow instead of a waifu.

Mom comes into my apartment at 5:30 AM and yells at me and starts hitting me, drunk as hell. Reason? She lost her phone and I saw my sister last night, therefore I must have taken it. "Get the fuck out of my apartment, crazy bitch!" I say to her, and she says "Not until you tell me where you hid my phone, you shitbag!" Pulling on my hair and kicking over a glass of water I had set next to my bed all over my new book. Half in and half out of sleep land, I tell her that I hid it in one of her shoes. "If it's not there, I'm gonna call the cops on you, Bobby! My phone had better be in there!" With a huff, she leaves, and I lock my door before shoving a heavy bookcase against my door. Contented, I fall back to sleep...

I awoke not to policemen knocking in my door but to 45 text messages from my mother. "Does your sister know you hid my phone?" Bzz, bzz, bzz. Ignore it. "You are not welcome at my home any longer. You are an ungrateful and rude son." Just now my sister calls me on the phone, in tears. "Mom kicked me out." Why? "She said something about me being the worst daughter who'd ever lived, and I didn't even do anything!"

Having a party to celebrate my mother's recent collapse of sanity. Two cute girls, my sister, and my friend are coming over to my apartment, where we'll smoke weed, drink, and listen to some proto-punk bands. Girlfriend should be in town tomorrow; I wonder how she'll react to the news. Her home life seems incredibly stable... All I can think when I hear about bad parents is that it's a shame that certain people can reproduce. The freedom to procreate is vastly overrated. This country would be so much happier with a bit of eugenics and euthanasia. All the fuckups should get their special parts tinkered with, and if they keep fucking up, to the chopping block with them. That's the gateway out of suffering... Some illnesses can't be cured any other way.

>>263
Kill yourself.

just came back from ice skating

it was noice

>>265
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>266
I'm envious. Is skating hard? I've never tried it before - it just seems so tricky...somehow balancing on two thin pieces of metal on ice. ICE.

>>267

>I'm envious. Is skating hard? I've never tried it before - it just seems so tricky...somehow balancing on two thin pieces of metal on ice. ICE.

It's not that hard actually. If you have friends to talk to... It's even better. And not as boring.

>>268
Mark my words, I'll try it this winter.

But if I fall and die, I'm blaming you.

>>269

>But if I fall and die, I'm blaming you.

pls no

19:48:09 <%window> she's norwegian like me
19:48:51 <%Necrosage> she's pretty 'dark' so i think she's some kind of caucasian, probably armenian/georgian/azeri or something like tajik or some shit
19:49:03 <%window> i wonder
19:49:12 <%window> she told me that she was norse
19:49:30 <%Necrosage> ticks is a compulsive liar
19:49:41 <%window> true
19:49:42 <%Necrosage> she understands and speaks russian
19:49:46 <@Shinden9> She looks southeastern european
19:49:51 <@Shinden9> Not so much slav though
19:49:58 < denkyoki4> ?
19:50:02 <%Necrosage> thats why i said shes from the caucasus i think

People still think that was ticks?

Bruno is on drugs!

>>272
Hello, Emily.

Walk down the hallway. Walk down some flights of stairs. Walk down the hallway. Walk down some flight of stairs. Enter the basement and make my way to the laundry room. Load clothing in the machine. Make my way up. Hear them talk. Hear their music. Hear their TV.

An hour later, discover the clothing was put in the dryer, and that the washer costs a quarter more. Continue that treacherous journey.

Its hard to believe that at this time last year my outlook on life was so grim. I mean, in terms of my social life, things have gotten so much worse, but I feel so much better about myself. Last year, I was completely in the dumps. I was going to school without showering, wearing sandals with socks, my jeans didn't fit, I wasn't washing my hair, etc. This year, I feel like I've turned it around. I haven't gotten much better, but I certainly feel like I have.

I really hope things get better from here. I want to make it out into the real world and turn this ship around completely. I may never get to talk to awkward girl, but I'll be damned if I don't find someone else just as good or better.

I'm glad it's Monday. The weekend went by so slow.

>>273
Hello. No really, it's not. Or is it? Maybe I'm fucking with you - but in what context?

Ku ku ku . . .

Last night mai waifu and I made a nice soup, then hung out all evening. Then I witnessed someone trip out on DXM, vaporized some weed, and worked on an essay about ethics.

Did 750mg of DXM.
First of all I just want to say that shit is disgusting and I am not going near it for another couple of months preferably. Just thinking about it makes me want to puke.
Anyway, I did end up puking sometime after taking it, accidentally woke up my mother who cleaned it up and told me to go lie down. I blamed it on my pills but I'm sure she noticed the weird cough syrup smell... Oh well.
As for the trip itself, I don't remember much really, it all feels like a dream. I had some really absurd, bizarre thoughts and visions. No visual hallucinations, but some thoughts were so vivid I started to wonder if they were indeed real. I distinctly remember thinking I had gone insane permanently and was fucked - kind of paradoxical since I doubt an "insane" person would have that thought. I was terrified though. When I got up and walked it was like I was walking in very distinct steps, like I was following a guide on how to walk. My voice was also really weird I think. When responding to my mother I was telling myself "act normal" but then I blurted out some weird phrase that was completely unrelated to whatever she had asked.
All in all it was a terrifying experience. I don't think I'll repeat it that soon again, but I was left with the feeling that I didn't take enough.
Now I'm just lying in bed recovering. Slept a bit earlier but not much. Drinking water and hoping the nausea will pass. I can't precise why but I'm still feeling strange.

CRAZY

Today I bought some plane tickets to Tokyo, Japan. Leaving Wednesday for a week with the waifu. Would have been nice to be there Christmas but this will suffice.

Someone kill me, please.

>>281
Please wait your turn.

Girlfriend still out of town. After doing some real deal python programming at work, I called up my friend X. and we smoked and hung out in thrift shops, music stores, cafes, and bookstores. Amazed once again at how flat my favorite barista's chest is. She has a nice voice but her taste in literature is absolute crap, to say nothing about her taste in philosophy and religion.

There's a homeless guy in my town who always wears a helmet and pushes around a cart with blankets and cans and stuff in it. He's the only homeless guy in my town and has some various myths attached to him (Got a 4.0 through college and got a PhD in physics, going on to teach at Stanford before his mental collapse, has an extremely wealthy family and chooses to be homeless, eats cats, etc).

Him and I chatted a bit for the first time after he shouts, "Hey, you look familiar!" about the role of the snake in Eastern religion, oscillating waves in quantum physics, transhumanism, and all that other schizo junk for a while this afternoon. He looks me in the eye, and he says that I'm not like other folks, that I'm on his frequency. "You're a snake. I'm a snake too. 2013 is the year of the snake." Then he shakes the plastic rattlesnake he carries around at me. Nice for an amateur like me to chat with a professional philosopher.

>>278
The famous rule regarding insanity is the catch #22.

>>281
Just jump out a window or something, Emily. Quick fall. Painless. Out like a light, blank before it can be changed. Your genetics aside, you had your life ruined for you early in childhood by your father. And if we look at how you live your daily life, you can't improve. The truly wise man, once overcoming all his desires and his ego, has no choice but to bring death onto himself and thus improve the world around him. Do you want to be remembered as a pitiful shell of a human or as someone who had attained enlightenment?

>>283
I didn't even post that, baka.

Today (yesterday?) I realized I have a hell of a lot of Tumblr followers, drank gin with the waifu & then we fell asleep really early.

>>283

> "You're a snake. I'm a snake too. 2013 is the year of the snake."

#wow #woah #wisdom

>>284

>Today (yesterday?) I realized I have a hell of a lot of Tumblr followers, drank gin with the waifu & then we fell asleep really early.

How many followers?

>>285
90239493 of them.

>>285
I'm a kind of weird guy IRL.

Today I got home and I had a new screen on my desk. I don't need two and the color on it is strange and I'm not used to it! Now I have a spare screen and nothing to do with it...

>>287
so weird xD

>>288
randumb xD

Wow I drank way too much, damn.

It's almost 4:20AM I wonder if I should get high once more before I go to Japan?

Smoke weed every day.

>>292
420 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>291
I don't think there's any law that says that you can't smoke weed while using a Japanese proxy.

sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup sup w2ch

The world needs more excessively-long articles detailing why "The Big Bang Theory (TV Show)" sucks.

Accidentally locked my keys in my apartment after having a meeting with a client. Went down to a friend's place (she got a new apartment) and it was 100% empty, save for her laptop and some of her clothes. We watched TV shows and listened to music while we waited for the pizza. After it came, I decided I'd call up my girlfriend and she invites me over for the night.

I slept on her couch.

"Hmm... I have x dollars in my play fund for this month."
"But I want to buy people Christmas gifts, too."
"What you ought to do is buy 100 hits of acid."
"Then sell them. Sell the acid for ridiculously high prices."

>>297

radical

>>299
You suck at blogging.

300 GET

>>300
radical

What America needs is a competent and realistic answer to the remake of "Red Dawn." I propose that this story involve North Korea deciding that its propaganda regarding American weakness/North Korean superiority is correct and sets about invading rural Oregon. Bewildered locals swiftly organize evacuations, resistance, and succeed in isolating the invaders to the least of toe-holds where they are then easily overpowered by the vastly superior US Army and Air Force. The overriding theme will basically be Americans repeatedly asking themselves and the Koreans "RU SRS?" as they initiate easy victory after easy victory. It will be a laid back bureaucratic comedy with a happy ending. This shit will sell...

My girlfriend and I went to the midnight showing of The Hobbit after I bought 3 grams of MXE from a guy online for $30. It was a great movie, though not without a few flaws. The 3D was really cool, the actors were great, the special effects were incredible... pleasant music... what bugged me though was the movie felt like it had too many "climaxes" or points where it seemed like there was going to be a calm time for plot development when yet another battle would break out. The movie's very close to the book, and the additions (new characters) serve to improve the story.

Got home at 4am alone, then felt kind of sick so I walked around my town smoking and listening to music with headphones attached to my phone. At 8am, I sent my boss an email saying that I felt awful and was barfing (it's true, the cigarettes were making me barf) and he said that it was fine if I spent a day home since 98% of the office is on vacation by now anyway. So today I'm doing my dishes.

Bought 10oz of Delsym at the store to prepare for my IRC channel's drug party tomorrow night.

I am currently reading "Broca's Brain" by Carl Sagan.

i CANT stop laugh !

WOW!

I CANT

STOP

LAUGH

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>306
Kill yourself, ticks.

>>307
Once again, not even me. Come on man, you used to be able to tell when I post. Stay on top of your a-game!

I've been in Japan half a week now, and it's so much fun - excluding the large crowds of people. So many people...

Yesterday we paid a visit to a meido cafe and then bought a bunch of manga and some figs. Akihabara is wonderful. Today we just rode the trains around, doing various shopping. It's great, because Japanese are small and it makes picking out the right clothes much easier. And the shops...so many cool shops. After that, we drank a bunch of Beaujolais nouveau and, well, hung out in the hotel room and bath. Tomorrow we'll visit some temples and stuff like that and see where the evening goes from there.

I come home Wednesday and I already don't want to leave. I should learn JSL and just stay here for good.

Also I'm pretty sure the hard drive in the laptop I took along is dying, nooo.

>>309

#wow #woah #blog

USES: Temporarily relieves

• cough due to minor throat and bronchial irritation as may occur with the common cold or inhaled irritants
• the impulse to cough to help you get to sleep.

DIRECTIONS: SHAKE BOTTLE WELL BEFORE USING.
Measure only with dosing cup provided. Do not use dosing cup with other products. Dose as follows or as directed by a doctor.

>>310

#insomniasucks

Sunrise is so pretty. /blog

We made friends with some Japanese dudes at a ramen soup stand, and they treated us to drinks. My imouto tried to out-drink them but drank too much and ended up passed out at 9PM.

my dad met my gf and her family, two bottles of 5oz dxm, i played monopoly with her and her sister, 0.8g mg of nbome, i won by a lot, polarized sunglasses, woke up with laundry done, her mom asked me to stay the night

I'm going to masturbate.

I came.

Had all kind of weird dreams last night. I wasn't the man in them, the locations and persons were unknown. The speech was accented or foreign.

Today I see a client and make $75. Tomorrow night, my girlfriend's coming over, and then the next day, I go to my dad's for the night. Tomorrow also happens to be my last day of work. I wonder when more drugs will come in the mail -- hopefully Monday or Tuesday, it'd be fun to throw a party!

Mai waifu and I are home from Japan. We had a great time. If I get this programming job I was offered before moving, I'll have to take her somewhere since this was all her idea. Maybe to Ireland or something.

I got a deal on 6 grams of ketamine & 48 MDMA capsules. Woo.

just came back from watching the hobbit

best new movie

>>320
Why don't you kill yourself, ticks?

>>323
>>324
It's cute how you're still so infatuated with me almost two months after I got rid of you. Flattering, almost.

Blog: I love ketamine. But I'll need a new scale for dosing it any time in the future.

>>325
You don't need a scale. Weight out a gram, split it 5 ways, and snort.

Hmm. Looks like that ex girlfriend (2009 or so) became an ex boyfriend (late 2012). I didn't know what she was interested in switching genders, but she did have a severe case of penis envy.

>>326
And how are you supposed to make sure you split it evenly?

>>328
Eyeball it. Or take it all, and kill yourself, ticks.

>>323
>>324
>>329

please stop fighting

its so annoying

this is a blogging thread.

pls

Today I went to the doctors followed by a job interview for the worst game company ever (I almost hope they don't hire me), and took some MDMA.

>>330
Shut up, TheShadowFog. You don't even blog, you just xDDDDD SH/ITPOSTIMG #im13LELLELLELhttp://iktf.org

Today I had Christmas dinner at work. On my way home, I ran into my girlfriend, who was walking towards my office to say hi. We walked home through the awful hail and made out on my couch. Then we got some french fries and steak and stuff at the restaurant that my sister works for and we played a game of Scrabble. We came to my house again after that and played a few games of rummy. My dad mailed me some post-hardcore albums for Christmas so I showed some of them to her. She thought it was metal music.... we had some good casual discussions about religion. I touched her breasts and then she invited me to spend Christmas with her family.

My blood sugar went down to 40 because I walked her home. I was really shaky and dizzy and almost passed out. Luckily I could buy a soda and chug it down. Tonight I'll conduct yet another consciousness experiment before taking the bus to my dad's place tomorrow at 8am. Bus fare is only $11, lucky me! Hopefully I don't get a low blood sugar on the bus. I'm going to walk to the store to buy some candies just to avoid such a misfortune now (as well as picking up some crisps to celebrate my time off). My grandfather's Christmas check for $100 and the $50 from the woman whose computer I repaired should be enough to buy my girlfriend a decent Christmas present.

i like it when her socks are off and our feet

>>332

>Shut up, TheShadowFog. You don't even blog, you just xDDDDD SH/ITPOSTIMG #im13LELLELLELhttp://iktf.org

I have never seen so much buttmad in my life.

Seriously. Calm down.

Tonight I decided I won't take the job if I'm offered it. For one, game development isn't really something I find to be at all interesting. Nor is the pay isn't even good and talking with some friends who've worked for them, they make you work 436589 hours a week. Instead, I'll look elsewhere and in the mean time, focus on my art once again. It's been a couple years since I've been dedicated to anything or any projects, and I have a lot of ideas and will to do something.

I also love MDMA. My girlfriend and I have been rolling around all evening.

Haha wow drugs kill my thought processes. Whatever.

And I agree, calm down Tokiko. You're always so angry!~

Uwaaaaaa.

wow world2ch is really going fast tonight.

Got a laptop. Feels good to be able to browse the wired on a decent-sized screen. It seems to be good enough for some gaming too, which could be fun for a while. I'll probably play something for a few weeks and then get tired of it, as always. It can also run Ableton Live, which means I might try my hand at making music again...

I sent the onee a flirty email drunk.

I'm terrible

Classy.

On a bus.

On ketamine.

On acid.

>>342
On a penis.

http://www.livestream.com/madeofmush

been on livestream for the past X hours with milk, pygma, and my bro

>>344

why?

The only other browser I have is Internet Explorer and I would never use that on the Internet.

okay so last night i was on K and Acid for a few hours on an AWESOME bus trip

then i bought my gf an expensive coat, earrings, chocolate, and a moleskine notebook

some weird girl named Ahania is in the hospital? woke up to my cat pooping in the corner of the Guest Room with a bad hangober

Great night, awful hangover. Don't drink and do E. I know you should never do that, but I did it anyway. My head kills.

Pianist fingers, aha.

A joke you'll only get if you're a gay musician.

I'm actually disappointed the world didn't end.

>>351
Trust me, we all are.

I want to kill you all.

Bought groceries. Watched Repo Man and Spinal Tap with the girlfriend. (She was too tired for Trainspotting.) I made some butter cake with her at her apartment, which turned out great. We played a few games of chess and I won, every time. She opened the presents I gave her and I opened the ones she gave me: a warm blanket and some candies! Both were nice. Her twin played Uno with us. Some Dr. Who marathons were on. I walked home a bit before midnight because I wasn't in the right mood for staying the night. I fixed a coworker's computer after preparing a meal of a green apple and sammich. Tomorrow (err, today) I'm going to meet clients and make mad cash.

Yesterday I went to a shooting range and fired off a gun - lots of fun. After, I did some shopping with mai waifu then sat around the house for the afternoon. Later in the evening I was feeling bad about annoying a friend, so found myself at a party my dealer threw and I ate some mushrooms with him. He's a nice guy and we chatted for a couple hours about literature. I don't really like parties or crowds much, but I was in an awful mood and it was tolerable. Wandered home at like 4 in the morning and napped for a bit and woke up with a sore arm.

streaming myself fixing someones computer

http://tinychat.com/agdts

Apparently I was on ketamine last night, too. I don't remember taking it though.

2013 is the year I turn my life around!

every fucking night

Another friend of mine arrested for felony charges.
Made $100.
Grandma on her death bed.
Girlfriend got a dog.
Crying and cutting and barfing alone.

I forget the night. Ketamine, lorazepam, Xanax...amnesia...I went out somewhere...I forgot where I was when I was there...amnesia...came home...girlfriend bitched at me...fell asleep.

>>360
Why are you harming yourself?

Took a bunch of benzos and fell asleep really early, managing to avoid a meeting at the Contemporary Art Gallery of Vancouver I wasn't looking forward too. Woke up really early and worked on a paper about post-structuralism instead.

Woke up with a blood sugar of HI. Eek.

Last night I switched and ended up somewhere I don't know where, and wandered home in the middle of the night. Scary evening.

My blood sugar was at 800 in the morning.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Merry Christmas, world2ch! It's almost been another year, and we're all still happy and alive. Sugoi.

>>367

u 2

loli panties.

Shitty Christmas at my gf's, shitty Christmas at my mom's

At least I have drugs

I'm drunk.

Fuck you.

Hope you die.

Haha.

Oh gosh my head.

Engaged for the rest of my life. What a Christmas gift.

i tried to break up with my gf but realized it was bad timing and then thought "maybe it'll get better" so i just asked her if she wanted to break up and she said no and i said okay

I felt bad last night. Took E to try and cheer up (no good). Went for a walk. Put a gun to my head - didn't do anything. Talked about it with the girlfriend instead. Slept. Read some Schopenhauer. My cat bit the corner of my Schopenhauer and put a hole in it while I was reading it (I'll have to get a new copy - it's my favourite book).

>>375
witch schopenhauer

>>376
World as Will and Representation of course.

Bro shows up at my place at about noon. We go get some coffee and he shows me the evidence against him for his felony. "I gotta show this to my boss today, I hope I get this job!" he says. All kinds of jokes were made as we hit every thrift store in my town. I get a "drug rug" sweater and he gets a hat which reads Industrial Gasket and mine reads Integrated Systems Group. (For some reason, we found these generic industrial names hilarious.)

We smoked some cigarettes and went down to a large city and I buy some bottles of cough pills at a convenience store on the way over.

Come back to town and eat some Burger King before going to my place, smoking on the fire escape, and I wash my dishes and clean as he plays his Kavinsky. (Not bad, by the way). We get some Subway, smoke more cigarettes, and watch Game Grumps. When 8:30 rolls around, we head down to my friend's house. She has a friend over, and I know him. My first friend leaves shortly after to go apply for that job. Girl had not slept for 2 days and was speaking quickly.

Crazy things happen. Music plays. A bottle and a half of robitussin cough pills are consumed in an old radio station playing music. As the radio plays, Integrated Systems Group discusses 2C-B, 2C-C, 2C-I, 2C-C-NBOMe, Ketamine, MXE, and Dextromethorphan with his friend the DJ. Phone rings: Industrial Gasket got the job after explaining his charges as his honesty is appreciated.

Walk around downtown. A circle is formed in front of the bar as it closes. They ask me if I'm a native and how old I was. 25 year old man invites friends to go to his place and passes me a cigarette. Decline. Stay in hippie's apartment. Another bottle of cough gels is consumed. In bed now. Mushroom friend appears on couch.

After a momentary lapse of reason and a constant vacillation from reality and back, I recollected what sense I still had and apologized to a few people for some irresponsible actions. If there is one thing I'm not proficient at, it's apologizing when required. I took some ketamine to do it, an ebbing continuation of precisely what I was trying to avoid. Oops - too late. My mind felt like it was melting (I didn't care). I made him angry, and I made her angry. Afterwards, I went to a restaurant with mai waifu, for once in my life engendering a bill that was over $50 (not including the 2005 Cristal). A light eater; the ketamine inducing paranoia that had me trying to abandon the date as soon as it started. Neither of us cared.

A drunken ride in a Cadillac made the world spin. Settling in, I did another bump - then another. She did a line. I sat in bed reading an obscure story until it was over, trying to avoid a complete loss of consciousness. She loved her brother. A sticky, brown ball and a gun to the head. Mais qui est-elle de faire appel à son nom? - somehow I started laughing. Boring, I thought, and threw the book on the floor.

It's harder on Ketamine - her hands around my neck during the culmination. Fuck is an easy phrase to understand in silence. I woke up after disturbing dreams of drowning. Put on some clothes and sat hunched over the dim glow of a laptop refreshing a page over and over.

>On vehicle for delivery via depot.

Finally. Don't order things around Christmas time.

>>379
Whore

>>380
Fag

Felt like shit so I isolated myself from everything for a while. Tried to distract myself so I wouldn't feel so bad and ended up playing around with some free PaaS providers. The result is that there is now another terrible imageboard on the internet: http://nabia.tea.jp/tea/. There are problems with the SSL certificate since I'm using a custom domain though, unfortunately.
Still feeling like shit but anime and manga and music are helpful distractions. Started watching Dennou Coil. Every day feels like a dream lately. A couple of days ago (or yesterday?) I went out for a walk in the snow. I stopped for a while looking at a frozen stream and it felt like I wasn't there, like I was fading somehow. I'm not sure if it was depersonalization, but I think it fits the description from what I've researched (although most people seem to describe it as unpleasant, or at least undesirable, while I enjoyed it...).

Went to this: http://decoymagazine.ca/nathan-coley-knowledge-kindliness-and-courage/ Wasn't too interesting. Drank at a bar for a bit - left. Got home and got a bit high.

What repetition. I need to give back. Conceptual stage begins tomorrow.

failed suicide attempt

>>385
;_;

Today I sat around and drank wine. Lame.

So fucking bored with life, all I can do is abuse drink to take my mind off it.

Drank, sat around the house playing chess and watching movies while IRCing. Woke up with a mild headache, but no real hangover. A friend sent a message and invited me to visit her for Sakura-con 2013, so I will most definitely go to that and check it out for a couple days when it's on. Now for a boring Sunday.

I went out today. It was kind of fun.

>>391
same

i'm disappearing, bye.

Nightmares.

today is my birthday. :3

i <3 u archduke

>>388
SAKURA-CON IKIMASU

I hope I kill myself in 2013. Every day is an exercise in excruciating psychological anguish, and I don't even have the money to buy drugs to escape from it.

Happy new years world2ch. I can't believe it's now been 10 years since I've been coming to the various iterations of this site. Quite amazing.

>>398

We have to keep time from ungluing itself.

>>398

happy new year

I drank, took LSD, went out to a party and completely forget everything. I had no idea how I got home until I was told someone drove me back because I was having a bad trip. Dozed off in a confused state for a while, woke up in the middle of the night still out of touch with things and drank probably 10 liters of water. No more drugs in 2013 I'm not even joking.

Did a fourth plat trip after my childhood friend showed up in town and surprised me by pulling out a bottle of robogells when I pulled one out to show him how he'd respond. We bought 6 more bottles at the store with a bit of DPH, and we predosed with Codeine and Oxycodone, cigarettes, and caffeine.

Amazing. Simply amazing trip. I was watching a TV show that was looping about some kid's life, then sometimes I'd be in it, sometimes I wouldn't. As soon as I became me again, I started crying and told the girl I was in bed with that I loved her.

My childhood friend woke up in the attic and we walked around through the house who the girl was housesitting in. I knew my way around the house really well, which shocked me, because I just thought I'd been hallucinating the house.

I told the friend do to all kinds of weird things and every time he'd see me (we walked around in circles mostly, from what I hear) he'd ask me who I was. If I answered truthfully, he'd get really happy and give me a big hug and say that he couldn't believe I was hanging out with him again after so long. If I lied, he'd get nervous and try to walk away without me noticing.

It was like dreaming while being awake and being born again after dying. Just great.

Terry Davis is an interesting man.

Friend is taking 800mg of DPH and I'm babysitting him.

Last night I got pulled over, spent a few hours in jail, fined and released. True thug.

Sopranos rapping about the cowboy lifestyle

>>404
We both ended up taking a gram

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK that night.

Today was slow, lazy yet productive. I worked on my German studies for a while and sipping on the rest of the merlot wine I had. I slept a lot, drifting as if a cat between sleep and reading Albert Camus & Harper's. Later on in the afternoon I got my sisters car back from the police, who impounded it for a day after I got caught speeding in it. Now spending the rest of the night having some masala chai tea I freshly made and am working on a writing about positivism for a friends philosophy blog.

I feel like a useless piece of shit.

>>409
Well, that's because you are.

>>410
It's OK, we all are.

tomorrow is sunday

#themoreuknow

suicide sounds attractive.

>>413
y?

sprum your twitter got deleted (lol)

My visions blurring, my focus is tuning in and out and I feel slightly nauseous.

I believe that this may have something to do with those binaural beats I listened to an hour or so ago. Who knows... maybe I have epilepsy? I hope I don't. I'd like to be able to play around with hallucinogenic drugs and I'd be afraid to do that if I was at risk of having a seizure. :|

>>415
Nuh-uh.

>>410
Not me.

This new alternative console nonsense should give us a new high water mark in open software's endless vapor trail. We've been waiting for a real alternative to Windows for a decade and it hasn't happened. There hasn't even been an Office killer of any note yet. When it comes to the PC, there's just no getting around Microsoft. For all it's flaws, Windows/Office is just too good (except Windows 8, which sucks balls).

Having half-assed their way to the lower end of the single digits of the desktop market, the open software people feel that the console market is just itching for a series of inferior also-rans. Ouya is going to crash and burn. You heard it here first. They will in no way be able to market a product with their specs at their projected retail price. Oh, they can have a buggy-as-shit and poorly-built product at that price. You can bet that's the decision they'll make, having already made plenty of unscrupulous decisions in the arduous march from empty concept to vapor.

In what way will this compete with Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo? Do they have enough money to market it in the least? Do they even have enough money to rent storage lockers for all the defective units that will be returned to them? What about simple things like shipping? Are these people ready to actually sell anything at all? I'm sick of hearing buzz. There should be some skepticism. The products of big names often fail and who the hell are these people?

420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

>>419

>We've been waiting for a real alternative to Windows for a decade and it hasn't happened.

Because you can't make an alternative to an OS that has been around since 85 in a few years, that's stupid.

>>419
So your excuse is "we can never catch up." This will always be true. By this logic, it can never happen. So why bother trying?

>>422 see >>421 not >>419

>>419
The latest office was complete shit.

More and more budget laptops are running GNU/Linux, Android leads the mobile phone market and dev scene, micro-PCs such as the Raspberry Pi are starting to flood the marketplace, and there is literally no competition in the server market. 2013 will be the year of Linux on the desktop.

In other news, my latest electric bill was $160. This winter was cold and my apartment is poorly insulated. On top of my hospital bills for this month ($500), medicine costs ($200), and food ($80), I barely have any money to put into my Sakuracon funds. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

>2013 will be the year of Linux on the desktop.

I will hold you to this.

>A non-profit organization starts a global search to find candidates willing to settle on the Red Planet... indefinitely

• If you will commit to a one-way trip to Mars then you lack the mental stability required of the mission.

Part of this plan is that they intend to offset costs with a reality TV show. Given their 2023 launch date, will reality television still be a thing? Given what's happening in television at the moment, there's just no telling. However, we can be certain that there is no way to edit footage consisting of a 2,090 hour static shot of frozen corpses into anything the least bit interesting.

But we can try. Can Bob Saget present it? Can we add in goofy sound effects? I'm thinking some sort of long-haul all-night infomercial: we'll dress them in Old Navy clothing in post production. They can be a platform on which to display all that cheap jewelry they sell all night long. Maybe go minimalist. It will just be like the Yule Log: but instead cold blue faces staring emptily ahead as a constant reminder of man's folly.

Took two hits of acid and then went on the radio show. The head space was crazy. My mind felt clear as fuck but it was really damn hard to talk on it.

When Bruce Willis is completely geriatric, they'll make a movie called Old Habits DIE HARD.

It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be sad.

Once upon a time, the daughter of Sir Edmund Hillary spoke to a group of Scottish youth. Apparently the point of her speaking was to be uplifting or some such nonsense. Instead, she claimed that every Scotsman was drunk and fighting all the time. Those in attendance pointed out her error: those Scotsmen in attendance at least were all peaceful and sober while listening to this woman insult them. Eventually it was revealed in the course of questioning that this woman's experience in Scotland consisted of the hours prior to her speaking engagement and little else. Furthermore it was determined by those present that since she was not Edmund Hillary himself nor had she climbed Mount Everest, or really any mountain of note, that anything she had to say was of little value. Having lost all goodwill with the crowd, she attempted to prove her point by climbing up the side of a castle...

This story was related to me by a drunken Scotsman after a brief fistfight...

I haven't posted here in weeks. Place feels dead without me.

>>430
I was thinking the same thing.

Went to this former meth addict's house yesterday night and all of us drank like three 40oz alcohols. Listened to Death Grips and played Minecraft. Then I snuggled with my bro on this big bean bag when we were baked out of our minds.

Cigarettes help my cough apparently, which is a bad thing since I'm doing my best to not smoke much lately. Oh well.

>>432

>death grips

i bet u saw footage bruv

I got let out of the nut house for the night. Drank some gin, went out for dinner. Got a bunch of books to read; some of the Theory and History of Literature collection + a fantasy novel a friend suggested. Back at the nut house.

http://youtu.be/KSNDrrbGG6I

Why is FizzBuzz supposed to be hard?

The airman's e-mail often used the words "dang", "shoot" (not in the context of shooting anything), and "darn", sometimes more than once. In addition, several pictures of women showing an inappropriate amount of wrist and at least one picture of a woman in a short-sleeved shirt were found in the course of our investigation.

We have sent an additional notification e-mail to you in case your personal obscenity filters caught the words short-sleeved, wrist, or darn. We apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Did a bunch of server management via the command line today. I'm getting pretty decent at sql related stuff.

>Thomas Kinkade: 33 Best Loved Hymns
>The popular work of artist Thomas Kinkade serves as the backdrop for 33 time-honored hymns, lovingly performed by the Joslin Grove Choral Society. Tracks include "Amazing Grace," "Rock of Ages," "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God,"...

This is a DVD. You watch it. On your television set. Someone made this. Someone spent time acquiring the rights for artwork. Someone paid singers and musicians. They paid someone to mix the whole thing together and put it on DVD. They did all this knowing that somehow someone would buy it. I'm sorry, I'm just having a really hard time accepting this as fact.

You can get this from Netflix. What the fuck...

>>440
wow m8

So is luar pronounced "loo-are" or "l'war"? Or is it not supposed to be spoken as a word at all?

I knew a girl who claimed to be the first one to pronounce lol as "loll" instead of the then-popular pronunciation of "el-oh-el." She got pissed off when people "stole" her idea. That's fucking stupid. What the did I see in that? I mean, aside from tits...

I finally did some work on my clone of 4chan pass. It's coming together surprisingly quickly considering I still have very little experience with this type of thing.

http://warehouse.glauchan.org/dev/wakaba.pl?task=getpass

>>442
Luar as in moonlight?

Teaching students that every major turning point in history is the work of the reptilian conspiracy has dramatically increased their academic performance. With nearly every student passing my course, it's clear that when students know the truth the answer is always close at hand:

What was the principal cause of the Civil War?
a) Economic inequality between Northern and Southern states
b) The issue of slavery
c) Both a & b
d) THE REPTILIAN CONSPIRACY

The obvious solution to teaching any subject is to ingrain students with the truth:

A rectangle is twice as long as it is wide. The perimeter is 180 meters. What is the area of the rectangle?

a) 2,025 square meters
b) 32,400 square meters
c) 4,050 square meters
d) THE AREA OF ANY SPACE WILL BEND TO THE NEEDS OF THE REPTILIAN CONSPIRACY

Jesus christ is fake and this website it full of niggers

>>447-449
Hey now, I'm white.

I went to the eye doctor's today. My pupils are giant.

The newspaper in town reported that I had passed away yesterday.

My girlfriend is in the hospital, and we'll have a good time together once she gets out.

Now I have made some smart real estate decisions in my time and this is your chance to make one too. This is something I was going to just keep to myself and move on immediately, but I like you guys a lot:

>1 acre West edge of Royal Gardens subdivision. THE OTHER side from the 2012 lava flow. 2011 flow did not touch my area either.

He dodged two bullets in two years. That means it's gotta be safe for the foreseeable future! And he only wants $10,000 or a motorcycle for it!

But seriously, fuck that. I want land in imminent danger, not something that's going to continue to get lucky like that. My plan is to build a warehouse there and run a document storage company specifically for shady corporations looking to rid themselves of uncomfortable recent history. Companies may be obligated to retain records for so long, but there's no reason why they can't contract out this work to SUPER LEGIT STORAGE INC. OF PAHOA, HI for an exorbitant fee...

I have seen this ad for this video game in front of every youtube video I've watched for the past week. I watch a lot of youtube videos. I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE GAME.

Effective marketing right there...

Everything mankind has endured: progress, death, hope. Has been leading us to one final destination...

It's called Dead Space 3. Good thing I wrote it down. Here.

I don't own a console. So is it on PC? No way to tell.

Effective.

>>447
better watch how you talk about muh lord

Just finished my copy of 4chan Pass. I'm surprised I actually figured it all out. Its amazing what programming can do for your self esteem. http://www.glauchan.org/pass/

I got fed through a feeding tube because I am unable to eat. It was kind of degrading though no doubt my own fault.

die

wave those bandaged wrists in the air

I just got made fun of on iiichan. I'm not very happy about it.

He compared me to jkid ;_;

>>460

but jkid isn't bad

My girlfriend ticks!
My robotics club!
My psychologist sessions!
My drug dealing experiences!

that concludes this day's journal entry.

tokiko hates me!

This is not new!

I hate you all.

This is not new either.

I hate you the most.

I was really bored so I tried getting all of these textboard/obscure imageboard celebrities straight.
It was a terrible idea and I regret it tremendously.

>>466

what

>>466

what

-!- Airskadt changed the topic of #world2ch to: #world2ch - Mentally enabled funhouse

This shift is taking much too long. I should be reviewing my school work for my test tonight but I'm much happier on world2ch.

I'm so fucking hungry

>I'm not kidding when I say you'd probably be better off asking 4chan for life advice than E/N. 4chan will likely just tell you to kill yourself, E/N will try to make you live a long life of self-hatred and misery.

~repost this if ur gay~

I made a twitter account just now but i don't know what to do with it

>>474
Link it here, we'll follow it.

I tidied up my room and played in the snow today. Now I'm listening to music and being sad because my life isn't going anywhere.

I'm full of weird depression and I hope I can get out of it soon.

"I'll see what I can do" is usually code for "you're about to make a terrible mistake and should have consulted a real expert."

Just noticed that JKid was going to do a panel at Katsucon. Should I go there just to call him a nerd to his face y/n?

>>479
y

>>479
y

test

Currently on my internship hating everything and everyone

I should be out of the psychiatric hospital by Thursday or Friday! It'll be nice to get back home.

Sorry folks. I was seriously considering it, but I don't think it justifies breaking my lifelong streak of not having gone to an anime convention.

Dilaudid: Y/N? My sense of business leans towards yes...

>>487
I know it's hard, but HANG IN THERE.

h-hello

>>487
Make sure to go, or I'll be upset.

Also for a proper blog entry:

Got discharged from the mental hospital after a week and having to take a lot of pillz but otherwise feeling great. The meds are working well. I'm staying with my dad for a while before I take my flight back home to Montana. Mental illness isn't fun to suffer through, but hopefully I'm more likely to get SSI now that I have a History/Record/Diagnoses(plural).

The doctors weren't completely sure of what I had, so they marked me down for schizo, depression, bipolar, MPD, PTSD, and some others.

So what's everyone doing for Valentine's Day?

Oh, did you not want to be reminded that you're alone on Valentine's Day?

The Catholic church should sponsor a sports team or a stadium. "Catholic Field" just has a certain ring to it. How else will people know about their service if they don't advertise? Mormons are doing it...

>>494
Psych appointments and Robotics Club.

>>494
Hanging out with my girlfriend for a few hours.

>>494
Catherine. I didn't have an intention to play it on Valentine's Day. It just sort of happened this way.

im so depressed.

Amazon sends me an e-mail advertising a site called myhabit.com

I only clicked the link because I assumed it was going to be an online smoke/head shop...

Hospital is discharging me for 2 days as a sort of trial to see how well I manage at home before they (possibly) let me go later this month. Going to spend some much needed quality time with the waifu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPfBsiuQMtc

Today was a good day. But still kind of bad.

I hope tomorrow is good, without any bod.

My default document type by [[name]].

Students have to be enlightened on every topic, even those which make little sense to me and are clearly the work of the new world order, such as math, science, and the English language. I understand history though and especially all the confusion caused by the reptilian conspiracy against humanity. They’re everywhere you know. They’ve done everything to me personally from hiding my keys to replacing my essay on the philosophy of teaching with something my roommate wrote while drunk.

Teachers do so much to enlighten our world. For instance, teachers suspected of being witches and burned at the stake lit the town square of Utrecht for sixteen straight nights in the fall of 1659 and my third grade teacher glowed in the dark so much you could read by her glow. I wonder what ever happened to her. I read so much ancient knowledge off her warm glow. I just remember the last time I saw her was the night of that meteor shower and afterwards those strange tall men told me not to talk about her to anyone. No one else remembers that but me. I even had to go stay at the hospital because of what those doctors said to me in my memories about that teacher. And that’s why that teacher is my hero.

As a teacher I intend to enlighten children as well. Though I was previously swallowing a lot of radium so that I too would glow in the dark, I’ve since learned from all of my classes that I should never be alone in the dark with children. While I’m certainly of the opinion that exceptions should be made to this rule, such as astronomy, photography, and definitely astrology classes, I intend to bring as much light as possible to every classroom I enter. To that end, I have secured a very nice head lamp which I intend to wear at all times so that I will never be alone in the dark with a student. I have taken classes on this subject from the church and believe you me, those priests know all the technicalities. Those pigs will never catch me, let me tell you.

Anymore I am personally shocked and appalled by the lack of education among the masses. There is in fact an almost violent opposition to learning anything. For instance I was dragged out of a restaurant by security just for telling Woody Allen to tell "his people" to stop using their underground black hole generators to trigger earthquakes in Japan. I asked him very nicely if just a little too loudly and repetitively for the sheeple. I think he heard me though because there haven’t been any earthquakes since. He’s a very nice man.

I am going to teach the shit out of children. I’ll wait parked across the street with their homework in my hand at three in the morning in my awesome orange with a big eagle on the hood Trans-Am that I saw in the EasyAd for only seventeen hundred dollars. I’ll make sure those little bastards learn all that good stuff for my fat teacher’s check. Fuck yeah. See mom, with this job I can still go work at that fishing plant every summer. She makes me do it because my dad died there. It’s bullshit, I know but she thinks if I die there it means my youngest brother is the antichrist. It’s weird I know, but we’re Catholic.

I forgot baby. What? Yeah, I know. No, it’s cool, I’ll get it. What? No, hold on, let me turn off the computer. Dragon Speakeasy is on, that’s why. It’s not cheating. Hold on. I can too read. Prove it. Like you can. Hold on. Damn.

OK. And then I’m going to get some bitching display boards and stuff about like smoking and VD. I’m going to totally teach all those girls about the herpes like that bitch Leslie-Ann gave me when were doing Space Camp in ‘99. Bitches are gonna learn all about my Prozac bills, too. I’m going to teach them so hard they remember who’s on mount Rushmore. I don’t remember either but you guys know, right? There’s a lot of guys on that thing! Delete. Ok that looks right. Delete! That’s the right number of words. Delete!

And that is why I want to be a teacher.

Looked at room rent prices around here and dreamed. I need a job.

I had a nice weekend out of the hospital (I've been in there about a month and a half now) though I have to go back tonight. I got to see my kitties and my girlfriend for 3 days straight, all whom I missed a lot! We spent some time together at home the first night. Went out to a bar with some friends after and got a little done in and had a good time. Played her guitar and made pointless drone and even though I couldn't hear it...it was nice to play an instrument - it's relaxing. Much needed.

Last night I went out for dinner with another friend and managed to eat a bunch. Relaxed home alone and worked on an essay about idealism I started earlier in the week, until my girlfriend got home at 9. Later on, Archduke somehow had this idea we were still a couple and broke up with me on Twitter (weird???) but it was awkward because I didn't know he thought I was his girlfriend still (I think I told him like 2 weeks ago we were just friends at best). Oh well. What a relief!

Now I'm just wasting time until I return to the hospital, putting together a mobile version of www.cerealexperiments.com for no reason (it's pretty functional on Android without, but whatever).

OH, I get it now. The pope just did that to one-up Queen Beatrix.

Presenting the all-new Sony Facebook Machine, only $599.99!* Available online and in stores just in time for the decline of Facebook!

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I have a date this weekend with a girl I met at the store!

Please note that >>510 is not only schizophrenic, but also suffers from multiple personality disorder. Take what she has to say regarding her life with a bit of salt. She has about 8 different personalities and all of them have different thoughts towards me. "I had no idea we broke up!" she told me the last time to be her boyfriend.

My father woke me up at 8, even though I only have to wake up a few hours later and I have an alarm and he know it. Rude.

>>513

>Take what she has to say regarding her life with a bit of salt.

Really? But I thought I was supposed to trust everything I read online!

Please note that >>513 is Tokiko. Take what he has to say regarding his life with a bit of salt.

>>517
lol

>>509
Same here. I'll always fantasize about how cool it'd be to be on my own and have a job and be a (relatively) productive member of society. Someday...Hopefully.

Today was alright. I read articles on video games (including a review of every single FF game ever). And I played some video games - Breath of Fire 3 and the original Silent Hill. BoF3 is pretty fun, but it's kind of tedious. I like Teppo, though. Silent Hill is Silent Hill. Shit gets rusty, every lock is broken. That was my day, pretty much. Boring. Tomorrow will be the same. It's a bummer, but hey, I can't do anything about it right this moment, so I'm not going to complain.

Wall of text w

>>517
Even my own.

I had a lazy day today. Most productive thing I did was mail a letter. Rest of the day I spent laying around reading about post-structuralism and looking for empty warehouse space to possibly rent. In the evening my good friend Sophie showed up to return my Schopenhauer. She loved it and wanted more to read, so I'm going to lend her some Kant or something. After that my girlfriend showed up and we had dinner together, which was real nice.

Fun fact: Over the span of 57 years, every square inch of every surface in Disneyland has been vomited on by a sick child at least once.

This fun fact brought to you by Purell(TM).

On satellite radio, they have these channels: 60s on 6, 70s on 7, 80s on 8, etc. I crashed that rental before I got out of the parking lot, so I never found out for sure, but I assume the trend continues. That means they'll launch a 2020s on 12 on new year's day, 2020. Midnight, the first of January 2020, is the best time to release your album. See, you'll be the only music from the 2020s so they'll be forced to play it.

This is a brilliant plan and I'm going to put a business method patent on it. Do not copy plz.

>>522

ew

>>524
pls do this

>>525

>world2ch revival crew

lol u fail

i got a thing

>>526

i do i know

A year or so ago, my mother gave me this photograph. It's me and my cousin. We're small children at this point. Maybe five? I don't know. So like, we're sitting on this... this thing. If I were forced to describe it, I would say it's "a crude representation of a motorcycle constructed from logs made to appear to be towing an equally crude representation of a travel trailer made of bright blue stucco."

We couldn't remember where/when the hell this ever happened. I showed it to my cousin and we agreed it must be in Arizona: the ground is red, the sky is wide open and clear blue, things are rocky and scrubby. We did have an aunt in Arizona and it was summer, so we were probably out there visiting her. That's all we could gather about it and marked it "Arizona 1986?"

Today I check http://www.nndb.com/ because I'm bored. There's an article about the ruins of a huge once-Rothschild-owned estate in France. It's moderately interesting... but among the links to other articles is this:

http://www.messynessychic.com/2012/11/29/the-flintstones-are-living-in-a-ghostly-bedrock-amusement-park-in-arizona/

I know for sure when I see this towards the bottom: http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthigh/2379433022/

Mother fucker. That's it. Like I said: "a crude representation of a motorcycle constructed from logs made to appear to be towing an equally crude representation of a travel trailer made of bright blue stucco." Well now we know for sure: WILLIAMS, Arizona 1986?

Today I awoke, attended school, worked, lusted, ate, defecated, read, wrote, thought, spoke, among other things. All in all a pretty normal day. I will now go to sleep.

I got a tobacco pipe! It tastes good.

I like being mean on the internet and no one can stop me.

I hung out with a /jp/er last night. He showed up at my dad's at 11pm and we went to the arcade until 1 or 2. He was 26 years old and super cool. He kicked my ass in DDR but I got him back in Pacman and some shooting game.

I read, studied, and drank tea.

>>533
What the hell is a "/jp/er"?

I am an aspiring child actor. With a little CG, my height, bald spot, tattoos, and smoker's cough should be easily edited out. I've waited twenty years to play Tom Hanks' precocious nine year-old son...

oops. age.

This parchment dates to the reign of Henry IV--or H-I-V as I like to call him...

It's the sport of gentlemen; savage, awful gentlemen.

Cuba beat China 12-0 in the World Baseball Classic. International baseball is much like the professional baseball we're used to except they don't show it on TV. Or write reports about it. Also, if anyone were paying attention to this, there's a great joke in China's aptitude at manufacturing everything but runs.

Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday

[snip]This ended 3days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $3.5Million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

(Cool story...)

[snip]ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2016...

($3,500,000/$5,000 = 700 days to withdraw all of this money. What a fucking hassle)

The return e-mail address following the "claim form" is the punchline: agentsmith_williams@yahoo.com.ph

Feminist shock forces are gunning for Airskadt. It's p. funny to watch.

>>540
No link?

>>540
DEAR PLS GIB LINK

sometimes i wonder if my parents only had me ironically

^^ shit's brilliant.

Well, most of the value in this property is tied up in the meth lab...

>Alice little three members in the ass , it takes a three- dildos, while the fourth is attached another leather.

I see...

>>545
We should put shit through google translate and spam their boards with it...

1. Create fake hacking toolZ.
2. Software actually links to predetermined servers which broadcast initially boring content but something will bring them back (hot chick is the obvious solution).
3. Eventually one of these channels shows a simulated murder...

Will the kiddies freak? Will they attempt to do detective work and find the person? Will they do nothing? Will they do nothing because they assume it was fake? Or do they do nothing because they don't want to get caught? Will they be haunted by what they think is a terrible secret?

>Chinua Achebe, dies aged 82 Reuters

Chinua Achebe was still alive??? Holy shit...

Also, life expectancy for a Nigerian man? 58.8 yrs. So that's like living to be 99 in America or 103 in Iceland. That's impressive! Sad in many terrible ways... but impressive!

Once upon a time I noted that you practically have to suck a doctor's dick to get a bottle of medical oxygen (I mean, sure I didn't have a legitimate reason to have it and there's the whole setting yourself on fire thing) but any fool can buy an industrial quantity of nitrous oxide with no questions asked...

Oops: http://news.yahoo.com/feds-raid-17-calif-businesses-001547479.html

>Authorities raid 17 Calif. businesses allegedly selling nitrous oxide for illegal drug use

> federal agents seized 367 tanks or 36,000 pounds of nitrous oxide with a street value of $20 million... many of these shops don't contain any auto supplies at all, just tanks of nitrous oxide... The gas is legally used by dentists for anesthesia, to pressurize whipped cream canisters and to speed up race cars....

Let's practice playing this cool, guys: "Yes, I am totally a dentist." "Yes, I need to make about eighty gallons of whipped cream." "Why yes, this Ford Focus is a race car."

> Nitrous oxide is also considered a greenhouse gas and is 310 times more dangerous to the Earth's ozone layer than carbon dioxide...

Really? That's the best you can come up with? Then why can't I use baby deer breathe oxygen to get oxygen?? Seriously, why can't I find a crooked oxygen dealer?

LA: We have both a literal tar pit and a psychological one!

Here's the thing to remember: these animals we breed for our personal use. They are not bred for longevity. If it's bred for meat, it's going to have a short life one way or the other. Chicken breeds bred for meat won't live long beyond their intended lifespan. They grow enough meat and all purpose behind their breeding is gone. They can just drop dead after that and often do...

What do you do with the dead animals that happened to mature before all the others? You can't eat them. I mean, this isn't China or some shit. All you can do is render them for the fat. You grind them up, boil it, and skim the fat off the top. This is where soap comes from. No joke. If you use bar soap ever, this is the source. Your hands aren't just clean, they're covered in the evidence of our dominance over other species.

Yeah, FUCK YOU COW! We turned you from a proud and mighty creature that fucked up the best of our hunters into one so useless that you're prodded into whatever direction we lead you with a combination of machines and immigrant labor. Nearly every single example of your now worthless species won't live to see its third birthday. Yeah, that's right. FUCK YOU, COW. WE R AWESOME, U R NOT.

But here's the other thing for all the PETA fucks in the world to remember: this is a symbiotic relationship. There are more cows and more chickens alive than ever before in all of history. They are some of the most successful species of all times because they're just so tasty and conveniently easy to kill.

One day we'll breed a chicken with a gravy gland...

W2CH proudly announces Archduke's latest.... thing!

Whatever it is.

I think he's pretending to muslim now or something.

I'm sitting in a computer apps class surrounded by idiots and we had a 16 question worksheet which I finished, right afterward the teacher asked us to copy down definitions. How absurdly rude of her! ;_;

...I rather post on message boards.

From time to time, I am reminded that I need to take a world tour of Brutalist architecture before the savages tear it all down.

I wish I had a huge penis. Like dragging-along-the-ground enormous. It's just six feet long and dripping with a constant stream of pre-cum. Clearly, I just don't give a fuck and don't even bother trying to cover it anymore because it's too big to hide. It's a fucking tumor of a penis...

I wish it had a disembodied voice that said stuff like "You must kill them. You must kill them all, for they are heretics!" Clearly I can hear this voice and clearly it's speaking to me, but also everyone else can hear it. In every conversation I have, it just gets louder and louder: "NO, YOU MUST NOT LISTEN TO THE HERETIC; YOU MUST TAKE HIS LIFE!"... and I'm like talking to an insurance agent...

>>555
In fact, this is the character for our manga. Fuck anything else. Here is, in all his glory: clad in a Japanese girl's middle school uniform, sentient penis slung over his shoulder shouting "KILL! KILL! KILL!", firing a Kalashnikov rifle wildly with his one free hand, and clad in an oxygen mask because the mound of corpses on which he stands is higher than Everest!

and it's a slice-of-life manga

>>557
What the fuck else would it be?

>>558
You watch your mouth young lady.

>>559
What you say to me? >:|

Of the claimed 4% of Americans who answered that they believe that lizard people control the US government, 77.67% answered the survey such "for the lulz" according to a recent survey.

About 2,330,000 results (0.51 seconds)

Did you mean: Hey Anon! You know that in addition to this image boards, there are others?

This place sure has been slow lately...

can't wait for windows 9 though!

>>566
Windows 9: One huge colorful animated tile that says "Press here to pay your monthly subscription." If you pay it, it changes kto a prettier color. That's all. They've reduced the PC to an infant's mobile, basically.

When you get a machine with Windows 8 installed, the first thing you have to do is spend time making it look nothing like Windows 8 so that your users can actually use it. It's like buying a car and having to immediately replace the "ergonomic driving saddles" with actual seats and the "fuel-saving octagonal car/road interface" with round tires.

And in all honesty, it really could be a lot worse. I mean, what if you couldn't modify it? Oh no... what if they do that to the next version?? I'm going to have nightmares about that.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? MARGARET THATCHER.
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
MARGARET THATCHER is dead!

RIP Maggie, greatest PM Britain has ever known.
>>569
Get a job you workshy cunt.

"We're putting the wonder back in air travel"

That's awful. Who thought of this? "I wonder if we'll ever get off the ground." "I wonder why they cancelled my flight." "I wonder where my bags are."

I accidentally got a job.

Please help me.

>>572
Shit, that's a snazzy looking ID

>>572
A job is the gateway anti-drug. What have you done?? The biggest mistake you'll ever make is trying to be a responsible adult. You're doomed.

Wow. I really miss the community this site had.

:\

>>575
Everyone is either dead or in hiding. It can't be helped.

Which will lose all of its value first- the Euro or the Bitcoin? Place your bets people.

>>577
Bitcoin. They lost around $30 in the course of minutes yesterday. I guess I win. Gambling sure is easy when you're asked to place your bets after the roulette wheel has stopped spinning. It's also really easy to place your bet when one horse is hard currency and the other is fake internet gold whose main promoters are conspiracy theorists on internet forums with a disproportionately high number of My Little Pony avatars.

Going into work for the first time today.

Why didn't you save me?

>>578
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/bitcoin-bubble-may-burst-121100786.html

BREAKING NEWS: /b/, /v/ frozen. /q/ a hive of conspiracy theories and paranoia.

>>581
Today would've been a great day to hang out on /q/... I messed up!

I somehow missed all the action. Nothing was happening by the time I showed up.

>>583
Story of my life.

>>582

The only good day to hang out on /q/ will be the one preceeding its deletion.

DO YOU SEE?? HE NEVER CAME BACK.

>>579

That's what happens when you leave the house. Let that be a lesson to all of you!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pot-Marijuana-Leaf-Weed-420-Microfiber-Bed-Sheet-Set-all-Sizes-in-Stock-/140875643719

Haven't gotten fired yet. Why aren't you guys helping?

Good /b/-tards are at home all day solving mysteries (see link).

>>588 went to "work"; posted about it here.

Disregard above link, cocks, etc. Instead: http://yhoo.it/12nuNYZ

Does 0037 still update the wiki?
All the articles I find are from 2012

I found klang's new blog: http://panelcrashing.blogspot.com/

In other news:

Last night, I went for a walk with my tobacco pipe. I sat along side the water and just enjoyed watching and listening to the waves. It was incredibly relaxing and I had some good thoughts.

After that, I thought I'd go get some tea so I headed to a cafe. It was closing the minute I walked in, so I went to a restaurant down the street.

Aside from me, there were maybe 3 or 4 couples in the restaurant. The place looked empty. The waitress brought me some tea and kept saying I needed to eat something. "I'll buy you something!" she eventually says, and I say "I'm not homeless!" She says she doesn't think I am, but she thinks I look like a nice guy. Alright.

The waitress and I had a great conversation after my meal and then she leaves me with her number on a napkin. A fairly nice night.

Very sick. 50mg of DXM, 50mg of DPH, shot of whiskey gets me through the day.

Can more people go on the irc please?

i miss the good old days(lol)

irc.synirc.net
#world2ch

>>593
Congratulations. You're now physically addicted to DXM. They said it couldn't be done, but you proved them wrong. You're a hero to the children.

I have a confession to make... I'm not really 0037. I mean, I am, but not in a truly spiritual sense. I traded my soul for this minor internet fame. An old man in Marakesh had a table filled with little cards, like bar menus, each wrapped in ancient fabric. At one of the table were great things one could be: "famous actor", "politician", "celebrity chef", each in beautifully embroidered and pristine fabric. But my soul wasn't good enough for that. After "guy with English accent who reviews video games on youtube", after "guy who owns a cute cat", and even after "guy who reviews video games on youtube (no English accent)" there were two at the end, the fabric on each moth-eaten and stained. My soul was so tainted I had my pick of only these two. I opted for the first of the two, "old Internet guy." It was either that or "tripfag celebrity famous for being famous."

>>596
lmao 10/10

>>588
Life-long unemployment can still be yours, but you're not helping us help you any. Something tells me you actually like working. I think your dedication to the cause is lacking.

I hung out with some /jp/ers on 4/20. We hung out in downtown Portland, then we got really high and really drunk. I can't say it was a bad way to spend the day.

I've been deathly sick for the past few days. No work, no school.

Anyone hear ever try mugwort?

http://theshadowfog.com/
lol

>>602
Wonder what he did wrong. I've always been worried about internet security, but I honestly have no idea what I'm doing wrong or what I could do different, because no one is willing to take the time and hack my shit.

Im failing partial differential equations.

Security through assumed apathy is a pretty weak strategy.

>>605
Please hack my site. I want to learn what I should do differently.

>>602
get rekt

My job now consists of talking about Persian women and smoking weed. This is not what I signed up for.

>>607
shit i just looked at the link

>shutdown now

bye

lmao

Apr 23 23:36:47 theshadowfog sshd[27172]: Failed password for invalid user lbjlive from 61.155.177.58 port 45602 ssh2
Apr 23 23:36:48 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: error: Could not load host key: /etc/ssh/ssh_host_ecdsa_key
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: Invalid user belltrix from 61.155.177.58
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: pam_unix(sshd:auth): check pass; user unknown
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: pam_unix(sshd:auth): authentication failure; logname= uid=0 euid=0 tty=ssh ruser= rhost=61.155.177.58

lmao

rekt

i gat u fgt

prepared 2 get rekid

he uploaded a php shell

apparently i didn't make it so that you couldn't upload php files(or he got around it) to my glitch art folder.

im an idiot

>>610-611
I want to get hacked but no one will hack me

>>612

i can try bb ;))

>>613
I'm waiting.

>>614
l8er

I'm going to get "Fukc child suport" (sic) tattooed on my neck in Gothic Blackletter.

Demotivational Posters (a.k.a Demotivators) are typically designed to discourage one’s moral strength and diminish one’s self-esteem. It usually consists of a picture, COOL STORY

Let's see how many boards that was spammed to... Not what I want to see at 5:45 in the morning. Come to think of it, what do I want to see at 5:45 in the morning? Fox girl porn...

>>617
They got me.

Does anyone else view Gelbooru as a video game where the goal is to get the filters right so that you get only one result?

>>619
I still don't understand the difference between boorus and web 1.0 image galleries.

I don't get Dr. Robotnik. How many hundreds of billions of dollars has he wasted on these ridiculous machines? It's a fucking hedgehog. You should be able to kill it with a tack hammer.

>We consume over 2,800,000,000 cups of coffee a week...

Wait... we? So like, between you and me. I guess this breaks down to 8 cups for me, 2,799,999,992+ for you.

I want a tank armored with real doll flesh. It will end all wars.

>Henry Gribbohm Jr. said ... he got caught up in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun set up outside the JFK Coliseum in Manchester [NH]. Before he knew it, he had handed over $300.

>"They explained to me I was going to get all my money back, I was going to get an Xbox Kinect... They lied to me,"

>He said he drove home to Epsom and returned to the carnival with more than $2,000 in cash. In the end, he said he spent $2,600 and never won the game.

??? Oh New Hampshire, you're quickly catching up to Florida in the race to be the state with the most WTF. If you're wondering, a 4GB Xbox 360 with Kinect, a controller, and two games (probably crap, but free) costs $289.99 on Amazon.

>He said he returned the next day to ask for his money back, and was given $600 and a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.

lol

Now I know that in light of recent tragedies, that you're all very concerned about the ethics and safety of arming children. But now, more than ever, the future depends on competing in a global community. Nations like The Republic of the Congo and Somalia are arming their children with fully automatic weapons starting at an early age. How will our children fare if we don't arm them more heavily and at an earlier age? This is why I put before Congress a bill to provide every child in America with a rocket launcher, training to use it, and a bible. Now some may say that this bill is "radical" and "goes too far", but I say it doesn't go far enough. I ask Congress to expand this bill to provide free rockets, on demand, to every citizen of this great country and to legalize the sale of hand guns from vending machines.

>>625
I fully support this.

>>625
gives "baby boot camp" a whole new meaning

California wildfire burns its way to the Pacific Ocean AND KEEPS GOING!

NEET4NEET
20 year old cross-dressing man seeks someone who can pass as a female to do heroin and talk about Schopenhauer with.

What do I want to spend all of your money on this month? Things I enjoy or things you enjoy? I think I'm going to have to go with things I enjoy.

We don't need to ban guns, we just need to provide superior marketing for alternative home defense solutions.

Motherfucking Ax(TM): Ain't no one messing with someone 'got a Motherfucking Ax(TM).

You got a gun, huh? I got a Motherfucking Ax(TM).

Imagine the television spot: burglars burst in on a family watching television. Dad bursts in from the hallway with a Motherfucking Ax(TM).

Shot of the product with voice over: You think you need a gun for home defense?

Next scene: Dad chasing burglars down the street, nothing but boxer shorts and a Motherfucking Ax(TM) raised above his head with a crazy grin.

Voice over: Motherfucking Ax(TM). Way scarier than their guns.

With the YOUR said like, "Oh, you brought a gun to a Motherfucking Ax(TM) fight? You got a small dick or something?"

Ladies (lol) and gentlemen, our troubles are over. Our children (lol) will never want for comedy. Never will they suffer a moment of boredom or yawn at a six year-old image macro. A vast new reserve of comedy has been discovered that will feed the Internet's entire demands for at least 1,000 hours!

Part I: http://youtu.be/G6LY7TJ16pg
Part II: http://youtu.be/XQDtoHpAWhg

>>632
(lol)

I saw those crazy eyes. I listened to you tell the host about God, your cats, and the Internet haters out to get you, all well before he managed to set foot in your restaurant. I knew right then and there it was true love.

I knew it before you told a man with fourteen Michelin stars between his holdings, that his opinion of the food you served him is wrong. I knew it before you fired a waitress on camera for no particular reason. I knew it before we found out you call people faggots on Yelp. I knew it was true love along. I knew it was love even before we found out about your prison sentence for bank fraud.

This is the greatest leap forward for Internet comedy since Chris-chan. I LOVE YOU AMY!!

Risperidone. Lamotrigine. Lexapro. Ativan.

I used to do acid, cough syrup, and weed.

All kinds of explorations with drugs.

I recently picked up a Portuguese girlfriend. She has severe depression :(

I still have that job ;_;

>>636
Isn't it nice, having money? Working sure is rewarding!

Yahoo and Tumblr negotiations look like high school student government meetings. Except they have nicer chairs, I guess.

i've never done drugs and i've never had a girlfriend and i've never had severe depression

In this week's episode of Mythbusters, there's an interlude where Adam shows off a model he made for the movie "AI" while working at ILM. It's a nice model of a derelict merry-go-round. He says that no one will recognize it because the scene it was in was cut from the movie. That's the part that gets me. So this movie has a run time that's 36 minutes longer than the age of the universe and you're telling me there are deleted scenes? Wow.

brb mars
http://news.yahoo.com/lightbox/mars-rat-taking-internet-storm-photo-232339443.html

My natural reaction is to assume that there is something seriously wrong with what I'm doing. I find myself quietly sabotaging my own plans. By this point though, it's fucking meaningless because nothing can stop this. It's only now that it's far too late that I realize I have made no consideration for the possibility that I might succeed.

It feels like failure has been the one constant in my life. This can't be true because I've made it this far, but still, I can't help feeling like failure is failing me. Where are you, my old friend? Where is the wind above my wings?

>In Monona, Wisconsin, parents can now be ticketed by police and fined in municipal court if their children repeatedly bully others.

Well, that's completely insane. I bet this statement can't be topped in terms of ludicrousness, particularly not by the NEXT LINE OF THE STORY.

>Some bullying experts are praising the move.

Wow. So aside from declaring yourself such, what qualifies the following people as a "bullying experts"? Also SOME "bullying experts"? Jesus fuck, why wasn't this article just shredded? Why didn't the editor just stand up, unzip his pants, and piss on this article while staring the author right in the eye? That's about what it deserves. But no, any criticism is immediately declared BULLYING & DISCRIMINATION. I am three sentences into this story and I'm ready to just burn takepart.com and Monona, Wisconsin to the fucking ground.

>“Sometimes you’ll knock on someone’s door and they won’t want to talk to you—their kids are perfect, they could never do anything wrong,” Monona Police Chief Wally Ostrenga told the newspaper. “This is for those times when we get the door slammed in our faces.”

Yeah, because this is fucking stupid and the police of all people shouldn't be involved in this.

OH, by the way, let's look at the qualifications of our BULLYING EXPERTS:

Steve Siebold is a former professional athlete and national coach turned author and motivational speaker (of the hot topic at the moment that will guarantee him bookings). Kate Walton, a former public school teacher ... Walton is also the author of Cracked and Empty, two young adult novels about bullying (because bullying sells!). ... Ezechiel “Zeke” Bambolo, Jr., an author and speaker (NO FURTHER QUALIFICATIONS LISTED).

Good job takepart.com. Did we find any actual qualified experts? How about a child behavioral specialist? Psychologists maybe? How about anyone who might tell you this problem is completely overblown and out of control to the endless profit of a couple nutcase "motivational speakers and authors"?

I swear I'm going to start the first PRO-BULLYING forum.