I have a confession to make... I'm not really 0037. I mean, I am, but not in a truly spiritual sense. I traded my soul for this minor internet fame. An old man in Marakesh had a table filled with little cards, like bar menus, each wrapped in ancient fabric. At one of the table were great things one could be: "famous actor", "politician", "celebrity chef", each in beautifully embroidered and pristine fabric. But my soul wasn't good enough for that. After "guy with English accent who reviews video games on youtube", after "guy who owns a cute cat", and even after "guy who reviews video games on youtube (no English accent)" there were two at the end, the fabric on each moth-eaten and stained. My soul was so tainted I had my pick of only these two. I opted for the first of the two, "old Internet guy." It was either that or "tripfag celebrity famous for being famous."