My hosting company is getting really touchy when it comes to security, so if you find the site is mysteriously unreachable for you, let me know. However, if you're suddenly a victim of the firewall, you won't be able to read this, so I don't know why I bothered posting it. Part of the problem is that China is still attempting to let us know about their fabulous deals despite their messages not showing up due to my WAY-COOL RADICAL TUBULAR ANTI-SPAM measures.

To avoid any potential difficulties, please try the following:

1. Don't be from China. Don't visit China and then post here.
2. Sell your knock-off shoes somewhere else; our users are all barefoot hippies anyway.
3. Don't post long-winded shit 1000x in one second.
4. Make sure your various idols, fetishes, and altars to the technology gods are wet with FRESH blood. The gods will be angry if you deny them proper sacrifice.