Now I know that in light of recent tragedies, that you're all very concerned about the ethics and safety of arming children. But now, more than ever, the future depends on competing in a global community. Nations like The Republic of the Congo and Somalia are arming their children with fully automatic weapons starting at an early age. How will our children fare if we don't arm them more heavily and at an earlier age? This is why I put before Congress a bill to provide every child in America with a rocket launcher, training to use it, and a bible. Now some may say that this bill is "radical" and "goes too far", but I say it doesn't go far enough. I ask Congress to expand this bill to provide free rockets, on demand, to every citizen of this great country and to legalize the sale of hand guns from vending machines.