What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Once upon a time, this guy came to live with my cousin and I. Well, he didn't really live with us. It's more like he crashed out on our sofa one night and then proceeded to stay with us for about three months. Normally I don't put up with this bullshit, but the dude was hilarious and he owned a killer bong.
We were watching this stupid OVA anime thing. I can't remember what it was called, but it had this girl in a school uniform with an M-16 rifle (for pros, this is like 2000). That was a big part of it. It involved her and a group of rag-tag idiots wandering around this city trying to get somewhere. This anime was 100% deus ex machina. Shit would happen, some dramatic over-animated miracle would save them, and the rag-tag bunch would win.
After the fourth or fifth miracle, dude flips the fuck out. I wish to hell I had (even the means to, 'cause this was '00) recorded what he said/did because it would have been a youtube sensation five years later. His act left everyone at first speechless and then laughing out loud to the point we had to pause the video and have a smoke break. It went something like this:
*OH, we are thirsty, name-kun, but we can't open this bottle. What do we do, name-kun? LET ME DO IT! Says a character from off-camera, and the camera pans to him. I AM THE BOTTLE OPENING MASTER. I HAVE BEEN WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME, NEVER SAYING ANYTHING, AND CLEVERLY HIDING JUST OFF-CAMERA! I WILL SAVE US! And he grabs the bottle and he takes a bottle opener out of his pocket and the background goes black, the bottle opener glows red with fire, and lightning bolts erupt from it, and he puts the the bottle opener on the bottle, and every muscle in his body flexes all at once, and he screams, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, and the ground splits open, and demons from hell burst into reality, and an angel erupts from the bottle, and they battle for TWENTY MINUTES of sword-slashing, bone-breaking, epic fighting, and the angel, nearly-defeated, on his knees, his wings tattered, is surrounded by demons and they taunt him and ask him what he will do now, and the angel just chuckles and says YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO FIGHT ME and EXPLODES, and the WORLD ENDS in a cataclysm of fire, is reborn, and evolves to THIS MOMENT IN TIME, where the bottle is open, and is handed to name-kun, and now, the animation back to where it began, just sips it and says AAAH... the end. And the bottle opening master says, AND NOW I WILL LEAVE YOUR PARTY WITHOUT EXPLANATION FOREVER. GOODBYE!*
>individualism is slightly more mature-sounding way to say, "fuck you, mom and dad!"
thats edgy and all but the truth is people who are individualists see the dangers of collectivism and realise that individualism is a safer alternative to the collective group blame of collectivism
but yeah i see what you are saying
>>903
There's no perfect system, but the dangers of individualism are much worse than those of collectivism.
what are some of the major dangers of individualism?
>>905
An uncontrolled government and/or uncontrolled private sector because the individual as a political unit is completely worthless and has no leverage against any other power?
>Any other power
Collectivist powers. It'd be prudent to compare the scoreboards between individualist baddies such as Kaczynski to larger collectivist endeavors (1871, 1914, 1939).
Collectives form naturally, so does piss. You know it's ideology when nation-states becomes the logical endpoint of having mother. The dangers of individualism exist only as a relation to greater collectivism, still making collectivism the greater danger. As for equal blocks together making zero, I've yet to see it.
One of the important things to realize is that no matter how pro-government I might seem, that doesn't make me a believer in the ultimate form of collectivism. Communism can only work in the same fantasy in which anarchy can operate.
To assume that people are inherently good and "moral" is to assume that any system could work without any flaws: people with red hair shall be our unquestioned rulers! To declare that real-life examples of anarchy are not anarchy (e.g. Somalia) is the same empty argument given by communists: the USSR was not communist!
People need strong leaders otherwise they are easily subverted by people that appeal to their base instincts.
We need new Kitchener's, Ceasar's, Cicero's etc to whip people into shape and to trim back some of the weeds that have grown
>In order to live with your family, you must abide by certain stupid rules with which you do not agree
This argument only ever seems to be used to justify those rules, which themselves mostly seem to have been established by individuals or small groups who've managed to get power over the apathy of the majority. Eventually, you have to move out of your parents' house. Unless you are Italian.
>>910
Come one.
You know that being a member of the biggest group of bad dudes, rolling around and starting trouble would be pretty cool
1:9,223,372,036,854,775,808
"One in nine quintillion, two hundred twenty-three quadrillion, three hundred seventy-two trillion, thirty-six billion, eight hundred fifty-four million, seven hundred seventy-five thousand, eight hundred and eight."
I like those odds...
>>912
not really. I'd feel kind of shitty actually.
I hate to break it to you, but if you eat fish at all, you've eaten a lot of worms. Happy Friday!
Popular music without hate will not sell. If it is genuinely good and universally liked, it might as well be elevator music. Buzz is generated not by fans, but by the haters. Cultivating hate is how we sell music. The goal is to drive the fans to compensate with love (dollars) by buying the product to offset the hate.
You might have low testosterone or something mate.
Seeing someone different from you ought to elicit feelings of hatred and anger.
You are obviously not a member of what was formerly the most powerful empire in the world.
I pine everyday for the black and tans to be regrouped, so I can march around derry shaving the heads of micks and slapping murphies about.
Iceland is a supermarket in Britain, not a country. I'm not sure where you keep getting this misinformation, but please disregard it in the future.
It's time to reboot Dennis the Menace. We should make it dark and adult-themed. Mr. Wilson will be a murderous drug kingpin.
There's wasn't a Facebook campaign urging leniency for me when I bit a four year-old on the face!
These are official government pool towels and we belong here. We are totally on official business. We totally didn't buy these badges on eBay.
Why was I not selected to be on the committee that declared "-lication" to be redundant? I am formally lodging my protest by tacking it onto other words every time youlication leavelication itlication offlication!
Oh, an anime sure turned lesbian suddenly. wtf.
Well I guess it did go gay for awhile too. n/m.
It is my theory that the 70's as we remember them are actually a very narrow window of like '77-'79. Same with the sixties. The rest of it was boring politics as usual. It's the same for the 80's too. That part about wall street giants destroying us for fun/cocaine was at the very end.
Am I right about that, or am I just imagining it? Also since it's 2014 does that mean we're in a historically boring period of time? Does that explain why everything is so boring right now?
I get this nasty feeling we're going to go to war against Russia and future media is going to show us all the warning signs about Russia we missed and make us look like we were idiots for ignoring them. I mean, we kinda guessed they hadn't changed. That's why we didn't scrap the nukes, future selves. Also, fuck you for thinking that period of '17-'19 defined us. Seriously, most of it was really boring and the whole Russia thing was completely unexpected.
And hopefully the 2040s are "and that whole robot overlord thing was completely unexpected."
Then we shall know peace. Terrifying and endless peace. For we shall not war against our fellow man, but against the Robot Overlord.
I miss George Bush.
I hate Java.
I made http://4x13.net/gal/
THAT WAS THE BEST APRIL FOOLS' DAY PRANK EVER, YO!
>Dude, I think you hurt him
HE WAS ALL LIKE WHAT???? AND THEN BLAM!
>He's not breathing, we should probably call 9-1-1
SIX WORST DRINKS FOR YOUR BODY
Great moments in avoiding jury duty:
>The first European contact with the Gila Cliff Dwellings was by Henry B. Ailman an emigrant to New Mexico who was residing in Silver City at the time. In the summer of 1878, Ailman found himself, along with a bunch of friends, on a jury list. To avoid serving, they organized a prospecting trip to the Gila River where the site was discovered.
Due to reports that George Westinghouse used the N-word unironically and speculation that he would not have approved of gay marriage, I'll be moving world2ch over to a purely steam-based platform in the near future.
Best Nazi soda drink for your body:
Fanta
But remember: you will in the end support the Jews controlled land of United State of America that was once a free land, we miss you Henry Ford and others in our hearths !
Imagine a world where the black internet market dose not use bitcoin. Instead they use steam and trade hats for hash. That is today's reality. So check your privileges chines gold farmer for here come the Italian mafia. You have been warned.
>>940
Dicks. Billions of them. An endless ocean of dicks.
moot has pretty much killed the textboards, I guess that's the end of VIP quality...
>>942
Not pretty much. He murdered the text boards and kept the dissected body on his counter.
Is the #world2ch IRC channel still alive?
The society for the study of the modern imageboard is gone, shii's bliki is gone, now world4ch is gone. When these little message boards are gone, the actual 4chan can only follow suit. How long until everything related to imageboard/messageboard is just a few paragraphs in someone's personal wiki? It feels so weird that on an ever-approaching future, years devoted to posting, maintaining and just plain having fun on these places by so many people will just be condensed into a handful of words somewhere.
>>948
My site's been influenced by 2channel, 4chan, and related places. So has this one. w4ch sucked and Shii quit the scene like what, 6 years ago? He shouldn't have to encourage people to worship him like a god or feel cool for knowing old memes.
>>948
Someone just needs to keep hosting these. They aren't expensive to run, but without ads they are run out of generosity. They need to exist, and there needs to be an entry path for new users. Most users will eventually leave, so without an incoming flow of users there will eventually be no one left. There are many mainstream sites that allow users to communicate with short or long text based posts. But few of them offer anonymity. Pseudonyms are still used. I wonder if these sites are so much more popular because people don't know anonymous alternatives exist, or if people are attracted to handles by their narcissism.
Think a breakfast burrito, but instead of eggs, sausage, and cheese in a tortilla, it's a crepe full of chopped up doughnuts, pastries, and whipped cream. The main obstacle I can foresee is the American aversion to crepes which are perceived as foreign. This is why all advertising material will use an alternate name: Freedom Flapjack.
So apparently shii still has an active mod account on 4chan.
>>955
I'm the dark master.
>>956
This conversation should be in the Shii thread.
Also, I recall watching some video where moot talked about how in the early days he made anyone who asked a mod and didn't keep track of who he gave the passwords to. I believe it. 4chan: PROFESIONLA TO THE MMAX(TRAEDMARK)
I fucked up my thumb pretty bad so using the space bar hurts. Fromnowonyoupricksarejustgoingtohavetodealwiththisk?
Hack driverless cars; create personalized traffic jams for your e-enemies.
It upsets me when people say they want to fuck my mom. It upsets me that they don't want to fuck me instead. I am an attractive 20 something years old, fit, young man. I should be getting all the attention, not my mom.
>>960
Have you considered dressing like a middle-aged woman?
I've been meditating a lot lately. It seems more and more to me that focus is a good attribute to develop.
Did some "behind the scenes" work @ guroch today.
A basic photography course should be mandatory for all elementary school kids worldwide. I can't find a single good photo of this landslide in Afghanistan that killed 2,100 people. That's a lot of people, but every photo looks like it was taken with an ancient Nokia brick and it has the same subject as all the rest: what looks like eight guys on a pile of sand in a playground.
Actually, I found some others. I think the deal here is that Afghanistan is just so universally brown that absolutely nothing stands out. Our troops deserve a picturesque war zone! Look at what Vietnam did for our culture. This war is going to produce a bunch of boring wasteland movies. We should invade Micronesia! For the good of our film industry!
>>964
16 Megapixel phone or new AK47 Mmm Hard Choice.
>>965
They should install cameras on guns. Problem solved.
California Chrome is a horse! This clears up a lot.
At the end of a radio ad for a dentist, they made it a point to mention that new patients are accepted. If they were closed to new patients, why would they be advertising?
>The practice of Dr. Seigel would like to remind you of what you're missing out on, because he is a good dentist and doesn't need anymore patients. You meanwhile go to a dentist whose degree has a hammer and sickle on it. That woman behind the desk has a prominent gold tooth and is so fat that not even those scrubs can contain her girth. And she's always on her personal cell phone, arguing with someone named Dontelle every time you're in the office. And there are lines lit up, but she's just ignoring them. Dr. Siegel's staff is polite, attentive, and professional!
>You only went to your dentist because at the time your crappy insurance listed like four doctors and somehow he was the best choice. The man is often unshaved and unshowered. He doesn't even leave the room when taking X-rays and sometimes forgets midway through a procedure that he's not wearing gloves. His equipment dates from the 70s. You have better insurance now, but you just keep going to him. Why? What is wrong with you? Don't you wish you went to Dr. Siegel? Wouldn't that be nice? Too bad you can't!
The human species needs a rewrite. What would you girls think about having an ovapositor?
>>970
They don't already? Sorry, I've been busy with the rest of the universe since the Cambrian and oh fuck, every month, you say? And why is the anus right there? This is all wrong! I've got a lot of work to do here. You should see results in 150-200 million years.
n O o N e C a R e S : ) o K n E r D?
Somebody's got to say it: fuck "The Cloud"
This is bullshit and we all know it.
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when it rains it poars
>>974
Look! The fucking cloud is corrupting the data in its own post! I told you this would happen!
>>975
On a related note, this was actually happening on microsoft's skydrive with certain files. XML and HTML files I think. Microsoft was inserting comments containing unique identifiers. It could have affected other files as well that are more microsophy. I'm too lazy to find the link.
The only radio station I can hear while in the automatic car wash is country music. If you were wondering, country music now sounds like all other music. Soon enough we'll be able to do away with these pesky options and choices. Every car will just have a big red button that says "CONSUMER-GRADE MUSIC."
when it rains it purrs.
Let us sing the song of deleting any comment with a pony avatar!
Imagine explaining the holocaust to a Jew that had never heard of it before. That's kind of what it's like explaining balut to a white girl.
>world2ch.org is worth $ 58 - Worth Of Web Calculator
Google should offer us for $800,000,000,000,000 on Wednesday or so. Your name will still appear as "Anonymous", but it will link to your Google+ profile. Other than that, daily operations will be unaffected. 0037 will still maintain the site (lol) using a 14.4kbps modem link through a satellite phone from his aircraft carrier full of $100 bills and cocaine. And also skeet shooting, but using a combination of artillery and vintage Ferraris. Also charity, or whatever. Hookers count as charity.
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Attention narcissistic males with links to Hollywood intent on completing any higher education in the state of California: if you aren't a supreme 9/10 with washboard abs and a Ferrari that you purchased yourself, please think about attending a school outside of the Santa Barbara area. Why do all 9+/10 girls attend UCSB? Fuck if we know, but please stop running over and shooting them. They are extremely valuable to our state's film and fashion industries.
CSU Bakersfield is where you should apply. Chicks there will be impressed that you have one of them "audy-mobeeles" on account of them never having one "'cause mamma thought they was black magic." With a regional sex-ed curriculum approved by the United Pentecostal Church, the girls at this school are completely receptive to sex whenever it is "my's evil ain't leakin' out my hoo hoo." So please, think of our state's natural reserve of hot chicks when you apply for university. Please apply to a school where you'll be considered hot shit with minimal effort. Think CSU Bakersfied.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA WEARS A FEDORA.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT POSTER 985 OF WORLD2CH KNOWS ABOUT POPULAR 12 YEAR OLD BOY CULTURE AND THUS SHOULD BE SENT AWAY FROM THIS PLACE AS HERE IS NO BUSINESS FOR SUCH A YOUNG FAGOT.
It's a lapel pin in the shape of a fedora that you put on your fedora.
Erotic photo idea: nude except for a fedora held over the dick (doesn't need to be a big fedora). And the hefty model is wearing a top made of two fedoras held together like a bikini top to cover the man-tits. All beached erotically on a bed of fedoras. Put a fedora over the lens and you're set!
>...[I]f The Producers had been made today it would be a web 2.0 share scam involving an anime imageboard. Also Zero Mostel's character would be fatter; a full order of magnitude fatter and sweatier... Gene Wilder would carry a bodypillow with him everywhere, have self-diagnosed aspergers and social anxiety disorder, and would communicate exclusively through memes from /b/... They would sit at opposite sides of the same office and communicate through IRC...
we are almost at 1K!
Why run around in a circle. If you can speak the language of Shakespeare as he did so for so long time ago. All you need to understand is press Ctrl-Copy and Ctrl-Past in the text files your opcodes as this text will reveal what I mean. But only if you speak my language in this day of age.
Do you like my new bold hair cut? What hair cut do you have. Plz explain it in great detail as I did.
>>991
You didn't explain yours! In what way is it bold?
Today I was reminded of someone on iichan's cute females board who posted pictures of Sailor Saturn with cryptic, poetic comments.
I checked and iichan is dead now. Wakachan's still up but they don't have many boards left. It's weird how the English language anonymous imageboard culture's hollowed out. It was an interesting ride.
Is tumblr just an imageboard with personal glory?
My dad is angry at me for saying the holocaust didn't happen and Hitler was not that bad.
Linux is a lot of work and I want to give up and install Lubuntu.
Richard Stall man dose not support open source he supports freedome. That no communism that is captialism
I am post one in this ORpost demonstration.
MD5Key:NiggaSoleBannanToday
http://www.miraclesalad.com/webtools/md5.php
I am the derivative post from the base post.
(My time stamp is the key to security!)
MD5:06abab35649b5d2078be37ae016d2e88
I am now post 998!
As if I say >>988 is a fag then I say literately I am a fag to my self. In World2chPostSyntax
[Maybe there is more? idk]