So last night I was bored. At random, Tokiko decided he was coming to Canada to visit me (without plans mind you!). I presumed he was joking because...nobody can be that stupid. But I figured ``Hey this is Tokiko we're talking about. Let's see if he's serious.''
He has his dad drive him up here and left him without a way home and with little money in a foreign country (what every responsible parent does). So he goes to a cafe expecting to meet me. Obviously I don't show up because we never made plans and I had better things to do. He spends a few hours waiting and waiting. The cafe closes and he goes to McDonald's hoping to find more free Wi-fi and methamphetamine (according to #tokiko). At this point, he's stranded in Canada with no way home. Night passes, and this morning he tells me he slept in a park all night. Wow.
I don't know what he was thinking. Considering he has an IQ of 484 or something one would assume he's a bit more intelligent than that! But I guess not.
I hope he learned a lesson! (^□^*)