What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
>>602
Wonder what he did wrong. I've always been worried about internet security, but I honestly have no idea what I'm doing wrong or what I could do different, because no one is willing to take the time and hack my shit.
Im failing partial differential equations.
Security through assumed apathy is a pretty weak strategy.
>>605
Please hack my site. I want to learn what I should do differently.
My job now consists of talking about Persian women and smoking weed. This is not what I signed up for.
lmao
Apr 23 23:36:47 theshadowfog sshd[27172]: Failed password for invalid user lbjlive from 61.155.177.58 port 45602 ssh2
Apr 23 23:36:48 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: error: Could not load host key: /etc/ssh/ssh_host_ecdsa_key
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: Invalid user belltrix from 61.155.177.58
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: pam_unix(sshd:auth): check pass; user unknown
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: pam_unix(sshd:auth): authentication failure; logname= uid=0 euid=0 tty=ssh ruser= rhost=61.155.177.58
lmao
rekt
i gat u fgt
prepared 2 get rekid
he uploaded a php shell
apparently i didn't make it so that you couldn't upload php files(or he got around it) to my glitch art folder.
im an idiot
>>610-611
I want to get hacked but no one will hack me
>>613
I'm waiting.
I'm going to get "Fukc child suport" (sic) tattooed on my neck in Gothic Blackletter.
Demotivational Posters (a.k.a Demotivators) are typically designed to discourage one’s moral strength and diminish one’s self-esteem. It usually consists of a picture, COOL STORY
Let's see how many boards that was spammed to... Not what I want to see at 5:45 in the morning. Come to think of it, what do I want to see at 5:45 in the morning? Fox girl porn...
>>617
They got me.
Does anyone else view Gelbooru as a video game where the goal is to get the filters right so that you get only one result?
>>619
I still don't understand the difference between boorus and web 1.0 image galleries.
I don't get Dr. Robotnik. How many hundreds of billions of dollars has he wasted on these ridiculous machines? It's a fucking hedgehog. You should be able to kill it with a tack hammer.
>We consume over 2,800,000,000 cups of coffee a week...
Wait... we? So like, between you and me. I guess this breaks down to 8 cups for me, 2,799,999,992+ for you.
I want a tank armored with real doll flesh. It will end all wars.
>Henry Gribbohm Jr. said ... he got caught up in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun set up outside the JFK Coliseum in Manchester [NH]. Before he knew it, he had handed over $300.
>"They explained to me I was going to get all my money back, I was going to get an Xbox Kinect... They lied to me,"
>He said he drove home to Epsom and returned to the carnival with more than $2,000 in cash. In the end, he said he spent $2,600 and never won the game.
??? Oh New Hampshire, you're quickly catching up to Florida in the race to be the state with the most WTF. If you're wondering, a 4GB Xbox 360 with Kinect, a controller, and two games (probably crap, but free) costs $289.99 on Amazon.
>He said he returned the next day to ask for his money back, and was given $600 and a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.
lol
Now I know that in light of recent tragedies, that you're all very concerned about the ethics and safety of arming children. But now, more than ever, the future depends on competing in a global community. Nations like The Republic of the Congo and Somalia are arming their children with fully automatic weapons starting at an early age. How will our children fare if we don't arm them more heavily and at an earlier age? This is why I put before Congress a bill to provide every child in America with a rocket launcher, training to use it, and a bible. Now some may say that this bill is "radical" and "goes too far", but I say it doesn't go far enough. I ask Congress to expand this bill to provide free rockets, on demand, to every citizen of this great country and to legalize the sale of hand guns from vending machines.
California wildfire burns its way to the Pacific Ocean AND KEEPS GOING!
NEET4NEET
20 year old cross-dressing man seeks someone who can pass as a female to do heroin and talk about Schopenhauer with.
What do I want to spend all of your money on this month? Things I enjoy or things you enjoy? I think I'm going to have to go with things I enjoy.
We don't need to ban guns, we just need to provide superior marketing for alternative home defense solutions.
Motherfucking Ax(TM): Ain't no one messing with someone 'got a Motherfucking Ax(TM).
You got a gun, huh? I got a Motherfucking Ax(TM).
Imagine the television spot: burglars burst in on a family watching television. Dad bursts in from the hallway with a Motherfucking Ax(TM).
Shot of the product with voice over: You think you need a gun for home defense?
Next scene: Dad chasing burglars down the street, nothing but boxer shorts and a Motherfucking Ax(TM) raised above his head with a crazy grin.
Voice over: Motherfucking Ax(TM). Way scarier than their guns.
With the YOUR said like, "Oh, you brought a gun to a Motherfucking Ax(TM) fight? You got a small dick or something?"
Ladies (lol) and gentlemen, our troubles are over. Our children (lol) will never want for comedy. Never will they suffer a moment of boredom or yawn at a six year-old image macro. A vast new reserve of comedy has been discovered that will feed the Internet's entire demands for at least 1,000 hours!
Part I: http://youtu.be/G6LY7TJ16pg
Part II: http://youtu.be/XQDtoHpAWhg
I saw those crazy eyes. I listened to you tell the host about God, your cats, and the Internet haters out to get you, all well before he managed to set foot in your restaurant. I knew right then and there it was true love.
I knew it before you told a man with fourteen Michelin stars between his holdings, that his opinion of the food you served him is wrong. I knew it before you fired a waitress on camera for no particular reason. I knew it before we found out you call people faggots on Yelp. I knew it was true love along. I knew it was love even before we found out about your prison sentence for bank fraud.
This is the greatest leap forward for Internet comedy since Chris-chan. I LOVE YOU AMY!!
Risperidone. Lamotrigine. Lexapro. Ativan.
I used to do acid, cough syrup, and weed.
All kinds of explorations with drugs.
I recently picked up a Portuguese girlfriend. She has severe depression :(
I still have that job ;_;
>>636
Isn't it nice, having money? Working sure is rewarding!
Yahoo and Tumblr negotiations look like high school student government meetings. Except they have nicer chairs, I guess.
i've never done drugs and i've never had a girlfriend and i've never had severe depression
In this week's episode of Mythbusters, there's an interlude where Adam shows off a model he made for the movie "AI" while working at ILM. It's a nice model of a derelict merry-go-round. He says that no one will recognize it because the scene it was in was cut from the movie. That's the part that gets me. So this movie has a run time that's 36 minutes longer than the age of the universe and you're telling me there are deleted scenes? Wow.
My natural reaction is to assume that there is something seriously wrong with what I'm doing. I find myself quietly sabotaging my own plans. By this point though, it's fucking meaningless because nothing can stop this. It's only now that it's far too late that I realize I have made no consideration for the possibility that I might succeed.
It feels like failure has been the one constant in my life. This can't be true because I've made it this far, but still, I can't help feeling like failure is failing me. Where are you, my old friend? Where is the wind above my wings?
>In Monona, Wisconsin, parents can now be ticketed by police and fined in municipal court if their children repeatedly bully others.
Well, that's completely insane. I bet this statement can't be topped in terms of ludicrousness, particularly not by the NEXT LINE OF THE STORY.
>Some bullying experts are praising the move.
Wow. So aside from declaring yourself such, what qualifies the following people as a "bullying experts"? Also SOME "bullying experts"? Jesus fuck, why wasn't this article just shredded? Why didn't the editor just stand up, unzip his pants, and piss on this article while staring the author right in the eye? That's about what it deserves. But no, any criticism is immediately declared BULLYING & DISCRIMINATION. I am three sentences into this story and I'm ready to just burn takepart.com and Monona, Wisconsin to the fucking ground.
>“Sometimes you’ll knock on someone’s door and they won’t want to talk to you—their kids are perfect, they could never do anything wrong,” Monona Police Chief Wally Ostrenga told the newspaper. “This is for those times when we get the door slammed in our faces.”
Yeah, because this is fucking stupid and the police of all people shouldn't be involved in this.
OH, by the way, let's look at the qualifications of our BULLYING EXPERTS:
Steve Siebold is a former professional athlete and national coach turned author and motivational speaker (of the hot topic at the moment that will guarantee him bookings). Kate Walton, a former public school teacher ... Walton is also the author of Cracked and Empty, two young adult novels about bullying (because bullying sells!). ... Ezechiel “Zeke” Bambolo, Jr., an author and speaker (NO FURTHER QUALIFICATIONS LISTED).
Good job takepart.com. Did we find any actual qualified experts? How about a child behavioral specialist? Psychologists maybe? How about anyone who might tell you this problem is completely overblown and out of control to the endless profit of a couple nutcase "motivational speakers and authors"?
I swear I'm going to start the first PRO-BULLYING forum.
Shii, is hitting on a nun a sin? You're the expert here.
No one else saw that, right? Good.
"An out of control government complaining that someone is exposing how really out of control they are. Adorable."
If you had access to the NSA databases, you could actually prove that there are indeed only six degrees of separation between all people on earth. However, if you have access to the NSA databases and aren't actively smashing them with an ax, you are a reprehensible person, clearly opposed to the basic principles of democracy and human rights.
Is the tax rate better on beers with fruit in them? I could look it up, but I prefer that one of you make up an answer for me.
I have found cable that is capable of handling 1000 kV, is water proof, and rated to operate in temperatures in excess of 400C.
The only practical application for this product I can imagine involves a super villain's boiling moat.
I hacked Kareha and watched anime.
Today I got a hot tub!
I became a NEET.
I'm a hiki for a day.
I asked my childhood friend out on a date. We're going to an art museum on Monday!
I'm hanging out with my /jp/ friend this weekend too. Maybe I can hang out with both of my /jp/ friends.
Actually the Museum is closed on Monday.
So she's coming over to my house to play video games instead.
>>655 that's horrible. Take her downtown, buy her a soda.
>>658
She doesn't like it when I buy her things.
Turns out that on Wednesday me, her, and two guys from /jp/ are going to an arcade. Then she may come over for the night!
I hung out with the /jp/sie today, we just bullshitted for 3 hours or 4 hours straight in downtown Portland. Then I rode the train for half an hour home. It was a lot of fun... we trolled priests in churches, smoked and drank together, and listened to music.
A girl came up to me while I was at WinCo.
She had bright pink hair, glasses, and a little bit of acne.
Girl: "Are you from this area?"
Me: "No, I just moved here."
G: "Oh, it must be tough not knowing anyone here. We should hang out sometime."
M: "That sounds like fun! You'll have to show me what there is to do around here."
G: "Alright. I'll give you my number."
Being attractive is hard work...
the day before yesterday i went to a couple of cool coffee shops in Milwaukee.
Alterra on the lake is pretty neat-o. wasn't too impressed with their coffee, but it was drinkable. didn't WOW me. But the location is pretty excellent. You should def. look up photos of it on Google images. Oh and on one part of the wall, on the 2nd floor loft, there was a lot of marker grafitti which i had fun reading.
Rochambo was also neat, in a different way. Looked like some hippie in a pot stupor suddenly got a whim to start a coffee shop. Smelled like incense inside. Their coffee suited my taste a little better. The only thing i didn't like about rochambo is that there were people sitting around and loitering against the front of the building outside and i was afraid they would try to accost me as i entered. But they didn't.
my dad said she couldn't stay the night when he arrived back home around 11pm orz so he drove her back home :(
No one cares about your consistently failed attempts at dating women, Tokiko.
Give up.
I hung out with a friend today and met another net friend offline. We sat in a Chinese tea shop and had some good tea. Then another online friend came and we had some more tea.
>>667
That's a sad story, bobby-kun. I feel your pain. However, i think spamming a discussion board solves nothing.
Also, it's probably never a good idea to take someone seriously when they say, "you should come visit me some time!" I myself have made the same mistake at least twice before, and they weren't good experiences.
So last night I was bored. At random, Tokiko decided he was coming to Canada to visit me (without plans mind you!). I presumed he was joking because...nobody can be that stupid. But I figured ``Hey this is Tokiko we're talking about. Let's see if he's serious.''
He has his dad drive him up here and left him without a way home and with little money in a foreign country (what every responsible parent does). So he goes to a cafe expecting to meet me. Obviously I don't show up because we never made plans and I had better things to do. He spends a few hours waiting and waiting. The cafe closes and he goes to McDonald's hoping to find more free Wi-fi and methamphetamine (according to #tokiko). At this point, he's stranded in Canada with no way home. Night passes, and this morning he tells me he slept in a park all night. Wow.
I don't know what he was thinking. Considering he has an IQ of 484 or something one would assume he's a bit more intelligent than that! But I guess not.
I hope he learned a lesson! (＾□＾*)
>>669
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
I'm back home. After staying up all night, sleeping on the boat and train was so nice.
>>669
Someone told me that she was free for the next few days and that she would love to see me on twitter before deleting her tweets after telling me the same on Twitter for several months.
The same someone has multiple personalities, schizophrenia, and is a compulsive liar, so we can't take what she has to say seriously.
> He has his dad drive him up here and left him without a way home and with little money in a foreign country (what every responsible parent does).
I have plenty of money, several thousand in the bank. How do you think I spent my money up in Canada when all the banks were closed? I told my dad that a friend invited me to stay the night (which you had in the past on multiple occasions) and that I could figure out my own way home. I assumed I could get a ride with you at least down to Seattle, but public transportation wasn't so bad.
>Obviously I don't show up because we never made plans and I had better things to do.
Like chatting on IRC alone? Making self-deprecating tweets? You did say you'd see me when/if I visited, and you confirmed on that day that you'd see me when I arrived. You also sent me a text message saying that you were nervous about meeting me offline again.
>So he goes to a cafe expecting to meet me.
I gave you the name of a restaurant an hour or two in advance, then waited there for at least an hour. THEN I went to a cafe and told you that I'd be there for a few hours.
>At this point, he's stranded in Canada with no way home.
How did I get home, then?
>The cafe closes and he goes to McDonald's hoping to find more free Wi-fi and methamphetamine (according to #tokiko).
I would never do a drug, smoke a cigarette, or drink a beer!!
>Considering he has an IQ of 484 or something one would assume he's a bit more intelligent than that! But I guess not.
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>I hope he learned a lesson! (＾□＾*)
Yeah, I learned again not to trust a crazy bitch named ticks.
haha im drunk and high
I'm in France. It's really beautiful.
I still have that job. Not sure why they aren't firing me.
It's almost 6 AM and I'm still awake. And I was going to go to bed early! (3 AM)
I have a job and everyday I wonder if I'm actually skilled enough to be doing it.
>>676
I know I'm better than them at my job, but better than other people they could hire? No way. I only went to the interview because of how unlikely it was I could get the job.
I have a one-of-a-kind job and I'm fairly certain I'm the best in the world at it. However, no one cares because it's not a particularly valuable job. Anyone with half a brain could waltz in and figure it out, do a shitty half-assed job of it, and no one would give a single sideways fuck as long as it gets done before the deadline. It doesn't matter whether the best in the world does it or the worst in the world does it, as long as it gets done. All they care about is numbers on paper, and in this business quality doesn't get any numbers once it's above the "acceptable" line.
>>678
I think it's just too good to be true, I suppose.
I'm American, so the Fourth of July holiday is tomorrow. I've been working for about 15 years of my life now and I've never, ever gotten a paid holiday.
My boss came to me yesterday and said "Hey, you've got Thursday and Friday off -- and I'm paying you for it."
I dunno, I feel like I'm cheating. I love the job. I'm basically a systems administrator and I do what I would normally do anyway: write bash scripts, make sure nothings breaking, and program a little.
But when does it end?
Egypt? Pff... We'll see. It might be fun to watch. Toppling Julia Gillard is still the best coup so far this year.
my mom bought me $150 sheos today
i got to episode 11 of LoGH with my dad and got to chapter 3 in my korean book
Say you have a sphere. Put a bunch of cones around it and twist them and drop the sphere on it and find the intersection in my butt. I'm not even getting homework credit for this crap.
>>685
That doesn't make sense!
First day of Ramadan. A little bit hungry but otherwise fine. I will endure!
So would 'shopping the eyes red on a bunch of touhou characters and starting a thread along the lines of "which touhou would you like to smoke with?" annoy /jp/? I should probably have asked before starting the 112th image.
Lol
I was only able to pinch out half a loaf this morning. My anus muscle chopped it in two before it was finished sliding out so now I'm walking around with a shit ball pressing against my prostate and it's very uncomfortable indeed.
OH! "Cloudability" is a brand name, not an actual thing. You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that.
We had another /jp/ off-kai yesterday. We went to two arcades, two cafes, and a bookstore. I tried to ask a barista out and she said "Aww, I have a boyfriend! But thank you so much! Aww!"
So let's say you've made a series of very poor and very expensive mistakes. You're standing on an atoll somewhere next to your very own atom bomb. You place your hand on it as the ubiquitous red LED timer counts to zero. Your last thoughts are likely: "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit."
When the timer hits zero, the bomb goes off. In a minute fraction of a second, your physical being is no more. It isn't quite blown apart yet by extreme heat or anything, but rather by the radiation burst that precedes all that. Every element of your being is simultaneously altered and you are killed in a very unique way. Your death is instantaneous and complete well before the rest of the bomb's dirty work burns up whatever your corpse has become.
Can you be killed so fast that a thought is lost in transit? It may never reach its intended destination, and that doesn't particularly matter. It is thought, it is an electrical impulse, and it exists for the briefest of moments free of what's left of you. Is this an afterlife, however brief?
I wonder how many things we've lost the language to express.
If you really need to get out of doing something for the alumni association, nothing does the trick better than saying lots of positive things about Chairman Mao.
Please note this advice will probably not work in China.
We are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Adolfina Hitler Lang.
Q:How many monitors do a normal/average person need?
A:GJB ORPNHFR ZBFG CRBCYR UNIR BAYL GJB RLRF, RKPRCG VS LBH
NER N CVENGR BS GUR FRIRA FRNF.
Fucking local paper won't run the birth announcement. Must be run by JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (breath) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSS