What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
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Some shity program:
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Where did the old thread go? I can not see it
no no the old one was good damnit
The host city of the 2026 Olympics should be the Internet. The participants shall utilize Internet-connected exercise equipment from the comfort of their homes. Expect to see most gold medals go to obese/anemic nerds who hacked their treadmills.
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Why is anime/manga representing our women so badly?
Mythical. You might as well complain about the portrayal of "our" unicorns.
>>10
why are you all brony? dude. this is not pony forum. That way >>>mlp with you!
Grade A memes. Buy here.
WE BUY MEMES. $$CASH PAID TODAY$$ ANY CONDITION.
Just imagine what people 10 years into the future will say when they stumble upon this site.
>>15
NOOBE IN the futher there will be sibourge that will have sex with your children that you will never have because ofc you are a fat pic of shit compared to there master minds as a Window XP machine newb. No suck my giagantic coock!
Spring cleaning is underway. Yeah, it's summer. I know. Shut up.
>>19
fag, muh culture. You are just another 28 November 1887 9:43:21 Ernst Julius Grünther Röhm.
When I see I blue screen I want to huge the personal computer in sorrow. Q_Q
>'Downton Abbey' Craze Serves Up A Demand For Butlers
Soon enough my academy will be teeming with prospects hoping to fill positions as pantlers, still room maids, and masters of the hounds!
I wish I was a gurl so that I would no longer need to masturbate.
Oh, snap! Did not see that one.
I was thinking that for my neck tattoo, I'll have a reverse image of myself done sharing my mouth. Then I'll walk around shirtless but with a pair of shorts over my head, with the waistband over my nose. So every time I speak, it will look like a weird upside down me is talking.
>>26
bad for the children. Our society need to prioritizes the children
I make weird Nihei-inspired games for niche Japanese imageboards that get fractions of a post per day. That's what I do. That's my calling.
I always say to my dad, that I hope be eaten by wolf, one stitch a day makes a warm pullowa in the end! I wish I knew grandmum so I could see his balls!!
As a women I usually get sexual stimulus from siting near other girls and I have thought about it and come to the conclusion that I need to stop being sexual attractive to 6 year old children there fore I have spoken to my tulpa. She sad that I should be cured if I am being raped by a fat neck-beard, now I question you. How do I get sexual abused by a neck-beard(would like to be from reddit user).
I sure wish I could go for even a day without having to hear the word tulpa.
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One reason for European colonizations in America and the rest of the world in the 16th hundreds was so successful is because the European had all ready long before time counting, colonized. As for example, 600 hundred years before there was the colonizations of Island, the coast of Finland, Russian expansion, 700 hundred years we have Viking colonizations of Russia, 1000 years we have Germanic tribes colonizations of North Europe(Sweden coast, Norway coast, Denmark) and collapsing Roman empire, Germans colonizations west of the river[put here some important river from Germany]. And the list goes on... (The old Greek and Romans did colonization a hole lot...(but remember that toes people we call today Greek or Romans(Italians), do not exist! As what we have today is just a melting pot of shit. But the people like Germans do still exist(like 50% and decrements for every generation the double amount!). Now you may ask:Anon how can you be so sure? A:I am that person, what else did you think could write some thing this intelligent(it is all about the looks, you know). But of course I understand the time has come, as any people. In the hands of the jew there will be no clean people, not even the jew thanks to the jew.)
As we can see, did other people colonization, well they did, but it was no long term as for the mongols for example. I heard from a video on Disney Chanel about the documentary of mongol life:The mongols never intended to make a empire, they just wanted to run around and rape and pillage people houses and households. And there were for example old Egypt(not today's barbaric sandniggers may I remind you!) and that Empire that the 300 thought against. But they are so old that the people who have those genes(I do not refer here to sand niggers as there only gens are goats and monkeys) don't even remember that there ancestors was a much more developed person. But in the end, you and me. Lets face it. We all know that the Germanic tribes are the master race because, they are the master race. As simple as it can be, no need for more questions.
Source:None
>>31
ask your tulpa for more advice regarding your rape. tulpa tulpa tulpa tulpa
0037 you are really bad at making a rip off from the game limbo on steam, next time I recommend you using HTML5 and not HTML when you try to make a game
>>36
My color palette is gray. Also, that game ripped me off. Fucking thieves and their time machines. Looks cool, though. You should all buy multiple copies.
if you see people collide there drinks when they toast they are 100% barbaric animals that should be called niggers(if they are a nigger, they will be called double nigger). As you don't collide your drinks when you toast that is just Hollywood bullshit that people do with no western cultural understanding. Don't say that may be in other culture they do so, as the only culture with glass drinks are western cultures. Next time you see African and Chines doing toasting then you know, they are trying to be white. But are failing hard as rock under the sea. I say this my fellow Italians so you know that the Wikipedia article is written by Jews and should not be trusted.
Finnish people with blond hair are Swedish vikings that colonized finnland coast in the viking days. when finland became russian many swedish wanted to turn finnish and afther 200 years because no one held the reckord books on who was from orignial contry all swedish vikings looked like finnish. Because they changed everthying and no of the past was left. PLZ KILL PEOPLE WHO SAY FINS ARE BLOND AND BLUE EYED ON YOUTUBE THEY ARE FOR FUCK SAKE MONGOLS, they are not even in the same languges group as germanic(indian, not fucking russians are from white) . It is called intergrations, and is what people with commen seances do. Sadly jews dont have commen seances and they should blame them selfe for the holucast as there where manty jews in the middelages with "commen sence" that intergrateed and became 100% germans. like Karl Marx... oly he was half commen sence. All the holucast is just pathetic. THe jews should have done like all the other people, prussians and hungarians that came to germanic area, becam germans. Same with those gypsys, all crazy people with no commen scene. The holucast is a laugther on what it is about if you ask me. People who can not intergrate bitach about it untule this very day.
Simply put it, holocaust = people who can not integrate to society, because being in mafia is better for the money
why are circles, in there real/ultimate form hidden triangles, forming polygons in counter strike source? Make me smarter world2ch ! I want to know.
I don't have anything against eating a duckling. It's the egg part of balut that grosses me out. I fucking hate boiled eggs...
>>40
I'm trying to draw the venn diagram for that races you find acceptable but this whole "Jews who became Germans" threw me the fuck off. So you're saying that being German is just a state of mind? There are some pretty angry short-haired people who would disagree with that...
>>42
My students, look and watch on this anon, post. We can clearly see that she had a traumatized experience in here past life as here twin brother that she so desired to have sex with died in front of here eyes when see was in here mums belly by a Korean Cock man sicking eating-sticks up here mums vagina to eat here beloved brother and after that she pooped out like the brown turd she was(!), that was the last time she had contact with a human being because she was so ugly and retrieved to the depth of the internet, world2ch.
There you see, next time analyze your partners in your conversations to see there background and use it to your advance in the debate.
>>43
No, fag. Look this is how it is(if you read and understood my post newfagolorda):
Finnish people, now a days look like this:
Old Mongol Finnish people living inside the country Finland + Old Swedish blond blue eyed colinisations living on the shore of the contry Finland in harmony with finnish people(not slave like) => russian take over => Todays finnsih people a mix between west and east, simply put it, mongols with blond hair only NO discuting eyes. Thys I think NEW finnsih people may look most japanes style like. But remeber this was just 200 years! So not all old finnish people are cured from the mongole desase and thus you will still find today ugly looking mongols in Finland and homusexual weak patetic socail multicutrual trash swedish people like Linux torvald...
Thus nationalitys changes and evolve, and it is allways bad development, may I add!
DO you now unerstand?
BTW. There was never a german natinality, it is just shit talk from you. There are germanic tribes however biatch. As germans are not the same as britsh and the same as pretty much any nationality out there(even for banan tribes in africa), they are all unike more or less and should not b e viewd as the same on the flying space shutel from earth that you are not right now in. The development of german state was more or less not because it was needed by the induvidual cutlrure of that tribe/contry/what ever more because of intrest from brithis and american and other Bishmarks wanted to have lots of money and power. lel, bischmark not german, because he Prussen blood fag(yes this may upset some prusens, but remember they are not germans they are mixed race, simply put asians. Because all asians are freaks.
Normally I don't like banning anyone. Shit-posting and hate speech are our cultural heritage, after all. However, I am strongly considering it in this case.
The problem I'm having is that every thread is being derailed like this. No one can say anything without being yelled at by this crazy person. The last post of every thread is now a schizophrenic rant about so-and-so being insufficiently German. Maybe it's funny to someone, but I don't get it. Do you?
I'm seeking some insight here before I just mash the ban button...
Stop fucking posting, all of you.
Blogging/Whining post. I am blogging and whining.
Hey, it's this board.
I'd forgotten about it.
today was 4th of July in America. I sat around and clicked things on the internet a lot. I thought about working on translating something, but I got distracted by masturbation. I thought about reading a book, but I got distracted by anime. It was very patriotic.
Why won't it get dark faster? Fuck this, I'm going to blow up the sun.
...and that's the story of how I lost my hand. And my eye. And why I'm deaf.
>>52
I see whining, but I don't see blogging. YOU LIE.
We used to play Warcraft II on custom maps as kids. Eventually we got into one that was just two sides with tons of resources but divided by an impassable barrier of water and rock. The geography forced you into air combat and air defense. The map would take all day to play because you had to set up multiple well-defended mines, huge aviaries for dragons, constantly build/repair towers, and basically do your best to out-spend and out-resource your opponent with a massive strategic war. Each side would launch huge bombing raids against the other, typically fail to accomplish anything, and start over again. It got easy to get the rank of "Demigod" or "God" without even really trying.
We wondered if there was a rank beyond this and to determine if there was, we made a custom map that consisted of a single human village and four orc villages. The orc bands had plenty of mines with plenty of gold in each. They would follow their AI's routine: get enough gold to build a peon, make new peon go and gather wood. To make sure that never happened, I put guard towers around their forest. So the AI would do nothing but make peons and send them to die in a hail of arrows. They could never get enough lumber to build a barracks, so they could never get troops to attack the towers. This was the automated killing machine. I put the thing on and let it run for a day and then some. At the end, I sent in some human warriors to destroy the enemy villages, and the rank it gave me was "Developer."
That's kind of lame, Blizzard. Fuck you guys.
I can understand that nigger want to live like nigger, but, I can not understand that nigger want to live like nigger.
I want to learn Ruby to interact with games like >>58 does.
>>60
Learn Olly and follow lena to the grave ! to accomplish your pathetic task in life.
0037 you are way to unactivated you fat fuck. Go out and play with me now >_<
I'm here and totally paying attention to this all the time... but go ahead and fill the others in on what happened since I posted last...
Yeah, I'm done with this. No one spoke in his favor. He's banned...
>>71
0037 I remember the old you, the cool you. What happened? Did you grow old? You know if you want, we can always talk about it. I am open for your feelings always here on world2ch.org my best pal 0037.
Is it not Shii? I know that feeling when you lost a friend that you wanted to have buttsex with, to the grave. But you know. He will never come back for your penis. You can always use ticks●DTNUV4cBL6 if it makes you happy. He is a strong young tripfag fag, just what a old fag like you need ! Don't be shy, I believe in you that you can cum inside ticks●DTNUV4cBL6 ! I will always hold your back here on world2ch.org..
I was a old user of world2ch.org back in the days. You used then to be a inspiration for all of use, young Anons, you where the light in the dark. Those where the awesome times of world2ch, but then the magic disappeared in to the newfags. You changed your old ways and became the old grumpy old fag you are known nowadays. Banning people left and right with out knowing what you are actual doing. Get well soon 0037, we miss you.
From yours truly world2ch Anon.
I read that one of the symptoms of having a stroke is that you can't understand what is being said to you. If weren't for the fact that the symptom was limited to this place, and only lately, I'd assume I'd had a big one...
Don't be mad at use for not having reproduction it was more fun to cum on 2d. All ways remember that only Germanic(not German) blood is white blood. It was the Jews fault and Hitler was humanity's last savior literally.
-Last half blooded generation of last Germanic tribe
it is my personal right to shit post on world2ch because I pay the bill in adsense and people who come here and read the content I produce are the once that give me money and the admin is not creating content so he is the costumer. Give me more respect for producing th content niggers
>>74
Plz be a hero and kill your self if a lie consumes your thoughts.
Plz fix the "Name:" field edit box, if you write "!" something bad happens and the result is not what you want. I have a sexually urge to type "!" in the "Name:" field but for some reason it dose no work and display strange character string. Fix it plz! I pray to god every day that it will be fixed soon.
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>>80
fuck you - kareha 3.1.4 script my cat whould have been so, was so beautiful !!!
>>78
Thank you for submitting a support request using the w2ch hyper-aware support submission system. It Fucking Reads Your Mind; Grovel In Terror, End Users(TM). Please refer to support ticket #00000002 in all future correspondence regarding this matter. Technicians are aware of your situation and are diligently billing hours against this account. Estimated time to resolution is approximately ERROR_05A.
We would like to thank you so much for being a valuable contributor to w2ch.
>>82
Better support then steam at least. Took me 3 weeks to change e-mail.
BTW, Lear irony biatch.
Internet died in 2004.
Source:In 2004 HTML5 was begun to be created and thus internet died. Because then really action had been taken to destroy internet, but the planning for the destruction of internet was probably long before that.
R.I.P tubes
freedom of speak
One if not the most user friendly thing you will ever use is a human body. You don't need to know how it works internally only outternally. Much more user friendly then world2ch for sure. I don't have to how I pee on my self. It just goes naturally.
Saying Israel is even the least-bit justified in their present course of action is the easiest way to TROLL THE WHOLE WORLD.
Speaking of pissing off e-Europeans, I was wondering rather seriously if their Subway sandwich shops have €3.71 30.48cm-longs.
>>91
My ip is 132.23.74.282 am i cool now?
Shootout to 0037:
I want to suck on 0037 man tits so I can feel on my thong his lovely milk. <3
>>90
This person is acting as a school boy. Niggers gonna be niggers forever
Germany was probably the end of the Germanic people. Wish there was no Germany. ;_;
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You know 0037 you should be more kinder to me. I have never in my life ever posted on a image board even thorough I have browsed it for many many years every day many many hours. I deserve the right to shit post here and that you respond to my posts.
I wonder why they kill the people who saw the killing but not the people who can connect the dots to the killing. Must be democracy.
isis is trying to do the acceact thing as in fallout 1. they are trying to create a super mutant army in fallujah waek up people! it is happening!!! and isreal is big mountin !!!
At this rate, by the year 2030, the simple act of copying and pasting one item from one spreadsheet to another will take six hours. The obvious solution to dump this suite in favor of something not shit is clearly a no-go, because "the cloud." So I will go ahead and keep outwardly supporting your mistake while secretly building an empire manufacturing typewriters, carbon paper, adding machines, and correction fluid: the secrets to productivity in our dark future.
I may be imprisoned on this website, but at least I am free to say what I want. That is what I call real freedom !
I have a problem VIPPERs, there is a girl at my workplace who I like. OK, I don't love her, in fact she is somewhat ugly, but she gives me an erection and my fixation helps me pass the time in the office.
The problem is this: she speaks like she is very, very young, but looks like an old lady. She moves like a young person, and wears the clothes of a 20-30 year old...but she enjoys embroidery and yet also has a tattoo on her back shoulder.
How can I tell her age?? Is she an old woman with the spirit of a young girl or a young woman cursed with the face of an old lady. She types at about 15 wpm, I don't know how she gets anything done but uses a smartphone easily enough.
She is very difficult to talk to, sometimes I think she may have learning difficulties.
Help me tell her age, all my facebook stalking attempts have turned up nothing.
>>107
omegle is the place for a fat fuck like you. There are two kind of people the gays and the guys(that one is you) when you see the pennis. Take out you cock and fap as hard as you can to the pc screen. When cums flyes up. You may think you are done. But that is not the hole story.
People of ages usely have very hard time playing touhou because the red glowing ball of doom may curser blindnes but as a young women my selfe I get that too so my best bet is to suck 2x times dick.
Better shance if you go with shrek and poop in his ass hole. Then he will poop out in your ass hole. World of warcraft sucks guys!!!
Old womens usely have childrish behavior look at touhou vampire. They may be vampire but in fact they are old wommens. Thus I recomend you to poop inside chens ass hole 2 x times a day. Now you may seem o t thing grey pants are cool but they are in fact Reply bytton and thus yuo shall follow assade images on omegle. POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!
>>107
She must be under 50, otherwise you'd receive 10+ forwarded e-mails a day about OBAMA</h1.
Hire someone to mug her and steal her ID. That's the only way you'll know for sure. Do you speak with any other women in the offic...ahahahaha. Hah. Of course not. Sorry, I almost said it with a straight face. If you did, you could just ask them.
My waifu is a Milwaukee Hole Hawg 1676-6 2-speed drill.
I, for one, welcome our new filovirus overlords.
Your opinion is terrible. One of the worst. I've seen better opinions formed by faulty Chinese-made opinion generators.
Normally I'd chalk-up the most-recent rejection of my poetry (2,700 words, free verse, subject: my erection) to censorship, puritanical values, and the homogenization of American culture. However, it turns out The Princeton Review is not a literary magazine, as that classy-ass sounding name would imply.
>>111
To cure ebola you need to transfer it to another person in that you have intercourse with your penis in to the other person's vagina and then cum out the ebola from your body. That way the ebola will move from your body to your victims body and cure(freeing up) you body from ebola. It worked for AIDS and it sure will work for ebola. If you are a girl. Good luck, you are already dead.
Remember the golden rule:Never go to the white people. They say they will cure you. But in reality they will only use you for there sick experiment to harvest the brown chocolate color from our skin to make white chocolate black. As there dose not exist black chocolate it is just a lie from the white man.
>>114
This is sound advice. Also, thank you for exposing the lies of the sick white chocolate industry!
I had a dream that my toe was cut off. It didn't hurt or anything. All I did was scrape it clean and glue it back on. Except I did this in my bedroom and didn't have anything to wrap it up with, so I had to hobble to my bathroom for a bandage and in doing so, I twisted it out of shape slightly, so my toe was crooked. And in the dream, I just thought "fuck that, I'm not re-gluing it", and wrapped it up anyway, fully aware that it would heal improperly and cripple me.
>2014
>not experiencing constant waking nightmares
I wish WW3 breaks out before summer ends so that no body notice that I could not deliver in time, before the dead line. So badly right now.
why dose no body ever wants to talk or be active in my threads. ;; I am really trying hard guys. You never make threads where you can have discussion in theme. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;
dump pump bump qump, whats that? cheese for every one ! ! !
we are all lactose intolerant. get out.
>>123
you know guys milk is not the same as a women milk. If you want I can make you some guy cheese, if you know what I mean ^^.
You have to hand it to Bashir al-Assad. Dude is proof-positive that you can sell a steaming dog turd to the world with the perfect combination of patience, inferior competition, and constant reheating (to keep it steaming).
I'm pretty sure this is also why Microsoft is still a thing, btw.
>>125
What do you know about cheese, that right nothing. Go now and eat your cheese burgers with the child molesting clown !
Human conciseness is a side effect of a body movements(there is proof of this, and that is why trees have no "brains" and why eating plants are more smarter then none eating plants ! (yes, I just made that last part up)). But when we star to go in to computers(and it will happen, may I assure you(ofc not if we blow our self up before that, that is very like to happen...), we will evolve back and our conciseness will no longer exist, because there is no need for a computer to have conciseness, it just standing still and draining the power bill to the top of a mountain peek.
We probably will first go in to computers before we move out of our solar system.
Thus is we don't play games like TF2 in the "computer world" we will never reach out of the solar systems guys ! And for that matter I don't talk here for cyborgs like in terminator that are so cool looking at from the TV screen.
Again,
Just saying: a idea, nothing more.
/Anon
>>128
Imagine a culture that is entirely formed in gaming. No birth, no death, just constant online warfare. There is no development of personality, just endless preparation for war. What better culture to conquer the universe? This is all our future selves will be doing on the 3,000 year journey to the next planet on the list.
We will conquer the universe this way. The only possibility that could lead to disaster is finding a planet devoid of life capable of providing a challenge to us. Or worse, what if another culture is ahead of us even by a few years?
>>129
You point is one that may be archived for further generation to read, but sadly it has no value as only if you did not underestimate the power of hats in a online warfare games, as thus it will go in to the trash(limbo if we are lucky).
BTW. Steam is malware 100% I don't care what valve says, it may be other spys behind it, all I know is steam is spyware introducing to Linux spillover from master malware windows that I am using now ;_;.
I predict that sombreros will replace the fedora in 2015.
I sure wish I was a girl again then I would no longer have to shave my armpits only if I want to see the Eiffel tower. The revolution did not made my armpits any more freer. Sad face
>I sure wish I was a girl again
What.
>I would no longer have to shave my armpits only if I want to see the Eiffel tower.
What.
>The revolution did not made my armpits any more freer.
I just... What?
>>133
I think you need this if you think girls are attractive:
http://www.world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1407753287/
I hope we can have a talk about how to progres you development in the manly sicyle of life of a man in todays soceity. Hope to see you soon there.
NOTE:I am not talking about womens.
>how to progres you development in the manly sicyle of life of a man in todays soceity
Still, I keep asking: what?
I am relieved. Hello, relief.
The downtime made me nervous.
it turns me on when 0037 plays that he dose not know what I mean, cute :3
I don't know why, but I always have this feeling that I'm just not sufficiently patriotic in regards to my generation. Maybe I was just a weird kid, but I wasn't a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Some villains were vaguely interesting, but the Turtles themselves were lame and I never had any of the toys. I did go see the movie in 1989 or whatever with my cousins who were deep into it. If I saw the second one, I don't remember it, though I do remember that that it had a tie-in Vanilla Ice song. The third movie was only brought to my attention recently because of all of youtube talking about how it sucks in anticipation of the new one.
The part that kind of gets me is that there are certain people my age who feel obligated to see this movie because of some brand loyalty they had as a child. Or worse, because they want payback for that third movie. It's like they were left with a sour taste in their mouths for a franchise for which they were probably too old for by that time anyway. Will they be old enough now to appreciate that it was made for dumb kids? I doubt it.
Also, there's always that fear that nothing new is being made. We just keep repeating ourselves. Is a year with three Spider Man 2s a sign of the apocalypse? The safe bet for making movies anymore seems to have a relation to the number of toys it sold. So I guess I'm eagerly anticipating the Speak & Spell movie.
>>139
Fucking american fat fag fuck, no culture, no ethnical background, no heritige, no blond hair, no blue eyes, not free, illusion of freedome, no understanding. Enyouj your shit pice of shit, while I sit here and read my ancestorys fairy tales of old wisdome. American are just a bunch of jew loving fagots who betrayed there european ancestorys back when they where still in europe and destoryed there history as they destoryed there own culture with shit hollywood and other shit from americans. You are a discrase my friend and my ancesotry that dates back to when the V shape in the tree of ancestory was made between us, fell discusted by the path you took, you and your types, are truely niggers, will be niggers forever and nothing more. I will die as the las in my germanic tribe and end it all, bacuse of you niggers suck to much jews dick.
To do list:
And lo, I beheld a vision: an endless industrial loop printing Korans, pulping them, recycling the paper, and printing them anew, just to be destroyed, over and over again.
It is happening guys!
All the mony russia puted in to in the winter olympic went actauly to syrian weapons !!! It is happening! They are now going to nuclear weapons !!!!!! It is happening !!!! guys!!!!
russian now because edwar now, it is happening !!!
CALL RON PAUL I WANT OFF THE HAPPENING TRAIN !!!
>>147
it is happening, wake the fuck up people !!! it is happening !
I wish I could preserve lativa history as it is my duty as german to presurve thos niggers history. Saddly all I have when I go to churuch is a beger outside.
Are our kids growing up too fast?
In today society people grow up to fast with Facebook and that is how elite people want it to be. A Humans body grow up at the age 18 but mentally at the age of ~21(thus there are fagots like bronys in this world). If humans grow up to fast they will miss in there life a very important point, that is creativity. As once a female feminist from TED talk told us:
Children mind set don't have walls and understanding of the world. Thus creativity can occur ! It is more a random effect then a spontaneous effect of creativity to come up in a mind. Thus a child can see: 3 + 4 = ?
As 34(because they don't know the rules of math. And so they can create NEW things. Because they don't know anything.) Knowing things sets walls in front of you, ofc if you have a mind set that way. You can always have a alternative mindset in you original mindset, that is to have 2 mindsets and may creativity go beyond the walls. Thus facebook and other such shit make people grow up to fast and fixed mindset. We should life the norm of when people grow up to the age 21. 1/5 of a persons life should be childhood, just in animals(yes, I know this may seem stupid assumption of the fact that I prospers on). After all, I see more humanity in a child then I see in a growing up animal.
Thus conclusion:
The elite of the few wants the masses of the many to, grow up to fast and forget creativity.
It is a conspiracy !!!
growing up ... fast == brainwashing
Debate is discusting, read from wiki: it is about representing aruments and why your arguments are better then the other opesit arugumetns proposal. This is disgucsting as there is offten both partys are right! Thus shall there be a mix of the argumetns to a resabol conclusion of the creation of the best argument. Thus I create my own philsopy called:Deabaturingoa
Deabaturingoa
People in a rom have arguments, all shall be thought as eqwaly bad. But in some there is some good and the people mission is to take all the litle pices of good and make the end result a good thing.
I don't belive in debate, but I do believe in god !
THE GREEK GOD HAVE FORSAKEN US AND THE BIBLE
>Pyongyang fight night
Oh god please be televised. Please. Please please please.
I don't believe there is a fandome that was created by a Anonymous person and contributed by Anonymous people. That the end of the fandome had no sight in seen, only if the user where bored in it. They stretched where they wanted it to head, nothing from the original source, that person can go hes own will as she pleas. As nobody is right or wrong in this fandome as there was no one who created it from the begging to the end. I have not seen that, and I don't believe there exist there fore such a fandome. Can some one prove me wrong? Ty for that person to help me.
>>128
To prove my point more, here is more evidence:
https://sites.google.com/site/scriptbotsevo/home
The artifical inteligence is developed on movment. As conclusion:
conciseness == moment
Ask your self:Do grey boxed food have brains? Answer: NO!
Something else I waned to say:
155 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-21 ??:?? ID:Heaven
When the white man is underground then the burden is over and then all the cats can dance on the table.
yes, I do know that some plants, has some kind of "conciseness", like remembering how long it took for the last winter to arrive. But I think that is irrelevant data when looking at the hole image/picture
the hole resone when comunication is movments of body parts. and to show inteligence you need to show that you can communicate(kind of...)
people need to stop thinking they are something important. They are just a tool for there body to move. The body is the one that controls the brain. not the other way around as so many people think it is. The only reason for my existence is to move my body and serve its purpose of weal being. But why my body exist, that is a question for some one else to figure out.
because of this:there actually exist good and evil things in the world.
things that makes your body happy == good
Not first person to have same thoughts. good. There are the spaghetti went
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 0037 SUCKS DICK:
http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1387091143/l50
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I use to remember the good old days of world2ch when I was just a young boy(on the country side) and it was just a small tiny collaborated community of awesome people. How we laughed back then, I will never forget. Sadly it will never come back. People back in the days had a upwards looking mind, never looking down at the bad. When I fell to the ground I all ways rose up and I knew there was all ways some one here on world2ch that you could cunt on to help you in the struggle that you were in. Maybe it is the old saying that is true:"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.", but that is not for me to decide. That is for the new generation of this community. I have done my part in this community. But now I am old and grumpy. Maybe it is not me, maybe it is just this website sucks now with newfags like 0037, shii, moot and ticks. I just don't know what happened.
They'll see you before you see them...
Cops are cracking down on people having fun.
If you're not driving to church, you're under arrest!
>>164
Dam fuck! Afther readin you post I cumed to thinking about this:
I so god game dam want to be chen fucked by ran right now in the ass hole by strap dildo. Dam that turns my nipples on hard like rock on the street when thinkning about that stuff you know.
for some reason I think everybody on this text board is insane
>>166
OH, "some reason" huh? Fuck you. Detail your evidence in a huge obsessive post. That's what a sane person would do!
Like if you just took an ice pick to the part of your brain that understood English, that would be a great song.
>>167
This post was:
[Insert some website] (dot) [Insert Some domain name]
Comment:That Anon probably linked to some virus. I think he sad that it was some image(maybe true, I don't remember).
>>168
To start of. There dose not exist the word "insane" or "sane" in nature and is a word that exist in a "upper stage" of nature(like human culture(what I mean is that we humans are one step "above"(no that we are in any way better then nature, but we are not nature(animal life)). What I mean we(humans) live in totally different world from animals like bears in the wild.). In the nature where animals live. There dose not exist insanity(you may argue, but a true sane person whould maybe say:All those animals are crazy they don't want to create there own civilizations.
All what I am saying is insanity and sanity is just from other beings(must no be 100% human!) logical(way of thinking, thus it dose not need to make sense how a person things, thus logical thinking can be saying random words that you pull our from your butt, in the sense here how I use the word logical) perspective how thing should be ruled in there world by other people from a way that should give a predictable outcome and I only mean here in social interaction of beings[+for the other person to get some information(must not be useful way of getting information)]. Yes, I know sane and insane there are many definition in the wold, and there only exist one English language sadly. But I will go with the one that I describe in this paragraph that was [NOTE:] created by myself and no underlying source is here take, as I am playing a Greek philosopher so don't take my word better if you would go to Wikipedia and ask "chines scientist" with no "creativity/imagination"(yes I pull this last bit from my ass).
For example insanity in our western world(yes, w2ch is a western board! [SIDE NOTE:] WE REALLY NEED TO STEAL SOME ASIANS TO COME OVER HERE). Is if you "say one thing and do something else", "if you say random words that dose not make sense", and so on(I am not insane so I don't know much about that case of mindset from a western persons perspective and I am not interested in insane or sanity at all so this is a topic I have not read much about). Thus here we see a post:
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170 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-24 22:46 ID:Heaven [Del]
Like if you just took an ice pick to the part of your brain that understood English, that would be a great song.
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As we can see. If you don't understand the context of this person post. It would mean(from my definition) that this person is talking random words. I don't know this person in real life and thus I have not had the same "child hood" and "school" and other life experience as he/she had. Thus it appears to me to be random words. This is in the wester word for a none logical outcome to other people. Yes, we must asume he wants to tell other people his opinion, why else is he typing in on a public text board as he we live in a western world. For example this person could have written this text not to be meant for other people to be understood because of hes hidden agenda but he was so a attention whore he could not help him/her self. Thus we think this is insanity.
A prof to my definition of sanity may be a good definition is this from Wikipedia:
'In The Sane Society, published in 1955, psychologist Erich Fromm proposed that, not just individuals, but entire societies "may be lacking in sanity". Fromm argued that one of the most deceptive features of social life involves "consensual validation."'
That is sanity and insanity is build around society of people. That is if you where a individual in a world where you where alone you can not be defined as insane as your are what ever you do the normal behavior in your "group" that only exist of you in that group. But when you "collide" with some other group(like the western world) then you may seem to be insane for theme and the same opposite may be true.
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Another good definition for sane and insane is this:
===( sane )===
People with a thinking mind of positive things, like production and encourage meant of other people in his/her society to be productivity as well. You should strive for the best of humanity and all kinds. Logical thinking(that is you can predict things outcome, just like black magic!).
===( insane )===
Killing people, be unproductive, say disinformation for the lulz or no reason at all, you know, be evil(from Greek perspective(like the bible, in some what(if you take out the Jews parts)))...
===( unsane )===
I am not even going here, because this term was created by a jew.
>>169
stop with your XSS attacks! I don't want &feature=youtu.be in my links!!!
BTW that pizza looks disgusting, It looks like some one cumed on it and then shoved it in the oven. The aesthetics of the pizza, gets from me 0/10.
> insane
Somebody, probably my sister, ate the rest of my fuCKING STEW I WAS SAVING FOR LUNCH..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...and everyone is there: the bisques, the consommés, the bouillons, the purées, and even the veloutés. The family reunion is going swimmingly until the redneck cousins, the Stews show up.
What if the new Star Wars movie is good?
From the perspective of ignorant future people who watch them in order, they'll start out terrible, get worse, get better, and then get good? Stupid ignorant future people. Not knowing how cool the present is.
I don't know why every bake sale has to devolve into a fist fight.
cutting of one leg will make you look more like a T shape and not a H shape. That is good if you want to spell T.
Today's weather: another bright and sunny daFUCK YOU, OVERCAST!
>>177
Good dam it! When was the last time I told you that this, website, is not your personal blog. Fuck off with that attitude man! This is a Japanese bullet board dedicated to disgusting the ancient history of a old community called world2ch in the era before and briefly in the beginning of the the creation of 4chan for western and east(only Japanese as all other are gooks) and my obsessive love for the cat in the box that is blocking that world2ch.xxx logo.
Here is a example post of a good poster:
My stomach hurts.
Why?
Lets analyze it:
My = world2ch
stomach = world2ch
hurts = pain in of and agony
Meaning that it is deep and that:world2ch world2ch [is] in pain of agony of [your fagottry] !
I should register world2ch.xxx
Why is the #3 headline about an android app? #1: Israel vs. Palestine. #2 Russia vs. Ukraine. #3 AN APP GUYZ EMOJI LOL #hashtag
>Nokia’s Z Launcher app is a nifty Android launcher that makes accessing the contacts you correspond with most frequently and your most commonly used apps a breeze.
It's at the top because readers can't believe it's at the top. It works because it works and it's broken because it's broken.
If nuclear war occurs, I think that Google catched servers are the only thing of value that should not be destroyed for the further of the humanity to not lose knowledge of the past world(as the writing of this post) for human kind. Do you think google catches has world2ch catched? Yes, I am sure there are other catch banks out there, not just google catches. I speak for theme too here.
I went on an ``interactive entertainment'' diet. Jesus, this is painful. Why? Why?
>>183
We definitely need a contingency plan for nuclear war in place.
I'm thinking we'll put a big chalkboard (AND CHALK - THIS IS IMPORTANT, ALMOST FORGOT IT) in a bunker. When shit has gone all Mad Max, we'll put up the chalkboard in Bartertown. We'll be the only message board on earth!
Other things for the bunker: dune buggies, football pads/helmets, ratty leather jackets...
Fallout 4 soon on your planet.
>>186
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. W2CH: WORLD LEADER IN VIDEO GAME NEWS.
>Retired Navy Warrant Officer John A. Walker Jr. died Thursday... Walker was sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty in 1985 to passing secrets to the Soviets while he was a shipboard communications officer.
Aren't there a bunch of Russian hackers we want? Don't we have a bunch of aging spies in our prisons? Can we trade?
Seriously, I'm looking forward to the five-week 24/7 live televised torture of the cryptolocker guys. I have a pretty menacing drill I'll donate to the cause too. America deserves this!
free education is often propaganda education ! not by the parents decision what there children need to learn !
Daily reminder that acknowledging the contributions of labor is COMMUNIST. Throw a brick through any red commie business you see closed this labor day!
> never before seen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, McKayla Maroney, and Krysten Ritter.
Jennifer Lawrence: Sounds vaguely familiar (American Hustle, if you were wondering - I looked it up).
McKayla Maroney: Who? (Seriously, gave up after seeing gymnast, still a big WHO?)
Krysten Ritter: Who?? (Heroin-addicted girlfriend in Breaking bad. But still, who?)
I just wanted to say hitler hit Piz Dolf hard!
I think we should have a civil conversation, faggot.
I think the internet is about to change to the worse, plz 0037 delete ever post I have done on this web page including on limbo.
I hate it when you find an interesting/funny video on youtube at random, only to discover that the maker has done nothing for the past four years but make Let's Play videos.
>>190
I disagree sir. "contributions of labor" has nothing to do with communism as communism is a economic system how people should live. Contributions [something] in labor as you are saying is this:
You:A cell is part of the human body.
Truth:A Humancell is part of the body.
You did not specify what kind of cell it was, so the reader dose not know what you are talking about. NOTE:Change the world cell to work and body and human to some economic system(like communism) if you want to get my point.
>>197
From:
Truth:A Humancell is part of the body.
Should be:
Truth:A Humancell is part of the human body.
>>197
NOPE. Communism is all about spitting on the American flag and eating babies. I don't know where this "economical system" comes from, but you should probably stop watching the liberal media. That sounds a lot like "economy car", also unpatriotic, and usually foreign!
200 Get. FOR AMERICA
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I don't know what you mean with "economy car" in your post sir. Can you take me deeper in to the knowledge you poses. I would be happy to know your information about "economy car". If you want I can suck your dick when the first time I see you in real life on the spot for free if you tell me(you can say no to my offering). Plz sir be so kind and enlighten me on this subject.
I have a question to you. It goes something like this:
Do you ever think we live "like" in a dystrophy society from science fiction book/movie?
What I mean is that, everybody(many) in society seem to be brain dead(not even brainwashed! just dead).
sir, sirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsirsir
what dose a women need to do if she want to take images of here ass just to see if she has tumors in the butt not to leak on the net? is it so much to ask. It is more privacy then going to the doctor anyways!
HOT CELEBRITY COLONOSCOPIES
>>204
Googling that guy comes up with "Super Professional Blackhat Hackers Ltd. Security Solutions LLC Inc. TM (insert broken image icon here)" shit and Obama birth certificate conspiracy sites. I don't want a creep like that finding this place when he searches for his own name...
(All of our usual creeps may stay... I maintain a double standard just for you!)
>>206
I would at least die for this website in comparison to others...
australians are treyl masters in shitposters >:I
what is the best youtube chanel for forenign inteligence between:
or
BTW. DOSE some one here know any good syber warfare inteligence on youtube, I know there is one, but then my bookmarks got deleted. Whould be kind if you tell me know, if you know.
Let me ask you something:
I am the last one.
i have a sutffy nose ;-;
Can some one spread there legs so much that there brown hole becomes red? Thus I would pay you with swallowing pee from the ducks in the sea that I live beside.
Radio Shack is going to die! I don't get it. We're talking about a brand with a daring and innovative strategy: sell the same shit as every other chain store, but in smaller and less-convenient locations. How could this have failed?
The next time you cum. I want you to think about me ;-D
/Anonymous
>>222
That video dose not make any common sense with the message they are trying to bring forward to the viewers:
PROTECT AND SURVIVE
You can not survive(reproduce) if you have protected sex? It should be like this:
#YOLO!!11!!1 AND RAPE
You know, this "cosmic rays giving people brain problems" thing is bullshit. Why does God hate astronauts?
WW3 HOW IT WILL HAPPEN:
Iron Dome vs Tsar Bomba in space [MAKING THE NEW ICE AGES(BECAUSE DUST CLOUDS), WILL NOT HAPPEN BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING, BUT ALL PLANT LIVE WILL DIE FROM NO SUN LIGHT]
China will pull out there biggest weapon that is to stop producing shit products to America and kill it economy.
China secrete weapon, Ebola will kill all Africans and they will colonies Africa, what the white man never could do.
ISIS takes over Europe and Mexico.
We live in police state, the result of ww3.
Not a single fuck will be given to Ron Paul.
THE END
1800 centyerys economic systems are soley base on how much a human being needs. Sdaly none of thoses philosph could calulate how much a persons need in terms of social mentally and in physically. Wo knows how to caluclate such a thing and we may theb. A person with out and ethnical thinking whould take all what he or she could be a person with to much thinkning whould take none and only give. This sure would make a answer able to answer wiicth is the best of kind of ssystem to go under if you can calculate how much a person needs first and not revers enginger like they true to dawo inwd 18hundawrsads.
Theodore Roosevelt was like a patrician thrill killer.
pop poop pooop poooop poooop poop!!! >:/ I WANT POOP !!!
It's crappening
I feel alive* again
*dead
Just checking in to see how many checks I have. None.
>>231
Thats not money. I make content on this website, why dose this not work like youtube? * poster is angry *
NSA spreading white and black race mixing to children:
https://www.nsa.gov/kids/games/games00008.shtml
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>>232
Fuck you. You want to get paid, you post your bitcoin shit like every other bitcoin fuck on this fucker. fuck. fuck. fuck. bitch. whore.
And then comes that moment you realize you are the epic douchebag capitalist you never wanted to be. I drink 12+ bottles of Perrier a day. That's like $15 in bullshit French water. I could just carbonate tap water and be fine with it, but no, THE CONVENIENCE. It's in a bottle! I can buy this shit at a store. What have I done? Why am I doing this?
So like, what if you live near the place that water comes from? You're just some bullshit sheep farmer, and no matter what you do, every well you dig comes up carbonated. Your sheep are dehydrated. Your farm is on the edge of failure.
But rest assured, some douchebag American loves that poisonous shit that kills your crops and leaves you destitute. Hey, your rich neighbors are doing well! Rejoice!
Sip....
>>236
In this post we think how this post is not a fag.
Something else I want to say:
Obama can not play ice hokey because he is chines monkey.
>>236
Indonesian, faggot.
Indonesians are whalers. Inuit are also whalers. Some Inuit are Canadian. Canadians are good at hockey. So it must be that Indonesians can be good at hockey. Proven with science!
0037 it is time to move your fat ass and clean up this board by - sending post to limbo. I can not tell if it is you that is shit posting, tricks or some one else completely. You all are talking in shity jew angolo saxon tung and not in my suporior geramtical synatx in germanic of english word. I can not see difference between anyone on this board if every boardye is posting anonymously.
So I bought a replacement sensor for my alarm and turns out it's made in Israel. The anchors and screws that come with it are shit though, and I have to get better ones. However, I am perfectly happy because this gives me something for which I can actually blame JEWS!
I'm not a bigot or some random nut! This time, it's actually true: JEWS DID THIS TO ME!
Holy fuck some shitty raid imageboard just managed to strike a deal of some sort with 2ch. What the hell is happening?
>>242
He may not understand you. He needs the proper British spelling. That usually means unnecessary o's an e's.
Oexplaine
>>242
oexplainazierung:
imageboard 8chan's mechanical dwarf king struck a deal with 2ch to be their official international section and they now share server space.
>>241
i dont think 8chan is a raid imageboard lmao
So why don't we make a smart dog collar? It can have a little screen. It can monitor its location, stress level, etc. You can call the dog and comfort it as much as a disembodied voice can comfort an animal. And we can sell this device for several hundred dollars plus a monthly fee!
>>245
Well its not like I'm going to publicly praise it, especially not on a site full of internet culture elitists such as my self.
What the HELL is 8chan? Another upstart board that nobody will remember in a couple weeks?
It's actually pretty big. I don't know if it will last but 4chan seems to be all over it.
What I see killing it is fragmentation.
So this cop killer in Pennsylvania...
Here's some random quotes from the latest article:
>soiled diapers believed to have been left by him
>Serbian-branded cigarettes
>They believe Frein is using diapers so he can remain stationary for long periods of time.
>They are testing the diapers to confirm he wore them.
>Upwards of 1,000 law enforcement officials have been involved in the search for Frein
>tactical teams have "kicked out quite a few bears" as they search for Frein in caves
wtf
>>249
Yep. But marketing itself on 4chan, no less. And elsewhere. Spreading like a disease. Like ebola. Like a something, you know. It has a name.
>>249
Way to miss the point.
guys go to 8chan there we all can speak free like in freedom, 0037 is a tyrant that dose not respect our freedom of speech, rules just stops freedom of speech, join the revolution now anons!
got to 8chan
No. I like it here.
Basically, it's an imageboard where the boards are all user created and user moderated. I think this is like reddit (? I don't know -- reddit is not something I use).
To me, this makes it an interesting concept, and there are a few boards there I frequent (/tes/, the elder scrolls board, is actually pretty fucking cool).
Recently, however, there's been a bunch of drama on 4chan concerning an incident called "gamergate", which is related to several issues in the game journalism industry which have come under scrutiny -- I assume you know SOMETHING about that given how loud it's been on various boards recently, but in the end, the only thing that matters is:
people on 4chan believe moot and his moderators are selling out to social justice warriors because of mass bans on 4chan (as well as spurious imagery suggesting underhanded dealings) for anything related to gamergate.
8chan, in the face of all these bans and drama began a campaign of grassroots viral advertising on 4chan to capitalise on the whole spiel, and through good luck and aggressive spamming, have drawn a pretty big crowd.
As for whether they last or not? As someone who uses 8chan regularly: I don't believe the "4chan imitative" boards will survive past a month or so. /b/, /v/, /pol/, /k/, /x/, and every other "copy" of a 4chan board is generally focused on praising "hotwheels" (8chan's mod, who is a crippled midget who uses a wheelchair, hence the name), planning raids related to the gamergate drama, or else "liberating" 4chan by spamming the shit out of it. The more niche boards may last, for what they are, past that time...but on the whole, I'm doubtful; I myself caught onto the whole "fuck 4chan" bandwagon, but as of late, even I'm back on my old hangouts on moot's shitty little site...
>>257
you are not soreasaving me with those arguments, my small little brother !**
>I myself caught onto the whole "fuck 4chan" bandwagon
I don't know why, but I've never felt this way myself. I honestly just think this is an interesting development. This sort of thing happens every few years and I'm surprised anyone still falls for the whole "moot is a tyrant and mods are fags" act anymore. I'm not trying to convince anyone to switch boards, I just want to talk about what this specific turn of events (a partnership with 2ch) means.
tl;dr you're missing the point.
What is the nature of this partnership? Where do I see evidence of it?
finally, imageboard culture is blooming again and all the time I've wasted will become relevant
>>261
Twitter: FROM THE MOUTH OF GOD HIMSELF COMES THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH
>>265
There's enough evidence here to pause upwards of four seconds before we roll our eyes.
Has any of this actually happened? So what if it does?
Since when has having a Japanese partner been vital to the existence of a Western imageboard? How many westerners read 2ch every day? If you go out of your way to attract Japanese users and allow them to post on your board, then you're going to find it polluted with off-topic moon language (and if the Koreans can access/post there, it will just be a schoolyard brawl).
I think 8chan is hell-bent on growth, but why? Haven't we seen this before with uh... Hmm. Can't remember any specific examples because they were short-lived and I never looked at them much.
>>266
Its interesting. And no, we haven't seen this before, unless you're talking about the whole hentaipalm thing, which isn't comparable at all.
>>267
I'm still having trouble finding this interesting.
Why do you find it interesting?
>>268
It hasn't happened before and I can't for the life of me predict what's coming next.
Banning/denying some pretty wide ip ranges lately. If you're accidentally included in these, email me or something.
There was/is a board with a similar setup (create your own board). One of the huge downsides of this system is that 0.02 seconds after the public is unleashed on it, there's a /jb/ board. That's always a problem...
where are all the 10 threads that I made today? I think you have some explanation to do 0037 !!! to me.
It is raining in Cali-for-nia and I hear thunder!!!
I dereved a apolygie from 0037 or else he will break my hearth and I will run like the autistic man child that I am and jump in to my bed and huge my anime pillow and then cry myselfe a rive ;_; I FEEELS BAD APOLEGYSE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME 0037!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS 0037 did wrong
Question to 0037 are you circumcised I read that many people in America are circumcised. WOW that was a eye opener to how shit America is. As a white person I can tell you 100% America is a dystopia society where all are narcissist. It seems there are no humans in that country. America mentality == shit. Conclusion America == shit. Thank good this image board is socealystic multicultral board between japs and white...
>>279
acccccccccccccctually only 33 percent of Americans are circumcised. those 33 percent tend to be in the southern part of north America, where religious nuts breed enmass. i bet ur a christian too huh fag
>>280
you seam to be a weaboo can you tell me the different between 2ch and 2hu ?
>>280
Nope, I asked a family member. And it(he/she) told me this:
It is the Jews that are doing this agenda(80%(many) doctors in America are Jews) in the 60s and with propaganda that is saying it is good for health.
Why in reality: Beaus when you go and bath in a bath house or in a shower you will not be pointed out as a Jew if every ones dick is cuted(?) off.
There where many Jewish doctors in Germany but back then, they did not cut off the dick on Germans. It is nothing with religion as in Christianity they are neutral to cutting off dick. Like it is OK, but really no body cares if you dick is cuted(?) off(I am only talking about Christianity).
>>282
http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/malecircumcision/en/
>There is compelling evidence that male circumcision reduces the risk of heterosexually acquired HIV infection in men by approximately 60%.
PLZ 0037 unban me I need to use dirty tor to access your(no really your website, you do not own world2ch you are just paying for the up keep and nothing more. Just so you KNOW) website
>>283
There's also compelling evidence that I want to keep my fucking dick intact.
Somewhere between the rescue mission and a liquor store in the worst of down-and-out Oakland is the Raiders recruiting office. They'll hire you. All you have to do is say you're really good at football. They'll believe you. They'll put you in a game TODAY.
>>283
In africa. Are you a dirty nubian? Oh right, amerikans and nigged arr same
How do I imagine fiveish having scat porn?
>>291
Imagination isn't necessary with the power of the Internet!
Also, what do you mean by having scat porn? You just want to imagine him having it? Is that what gets you off? That's really specific...
>>292
Yes, a dude in a 5dollar suite needs to hold scat porn videos in his hand and then I fap to it like crazy. I prefer too that there is bird poop on his head. That white creamy tissue makes my dick go hard and red.
So the product is truck nutz but they're molded to look like they have advanced-stage testicular cancer.
Just leave cash in the one barrel and take stock certificates off the table. Please be sure to put the paperweight back on the stock certificates so they don't blow away.
The other barrel is for recycling. And bees hang around that barrel, so I won't dig around in it for cash if you put any in there by accident.
predictions:
Halloween and black Friday will be good days for ebola.
Conspiracy:
0037 sold out world2ch to SJW and FBI
Jesus. I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking.
>>297
Lord knows I travel regularly to West Africa and lick every piece of Halloween candy I give out. At the very least, I rub it on my sweaty, feverish, face...
>Conspiracy:
Well and is the operative word here, isn't it? And one of these has more money than the other, doesn't it? So I can safely deny this. Please stop using anonymous proxies, you cocks. And please incriminate yourselves more often.
Why dose it take literately 10minuts of my time to delete Firefox history on 2 month? I don't even surf on that much porn!
I wonder how long it would take for the NSA to find and organize that amount of statistic on how many hours I have flapped to red lamps? Just thinking on that would make the NSA think I am a sick fuck. But thank to GOD good I know I am better. And nothing more. :-D
Here is some COOL music for YOU!
nigger hole should it be called or we can not know about what hole they are talking about in space science.
This is the further you choose white[+nigger] man. You could have prevented it, ebola was the real man for you in bed and not fatman.
-You stupid fat-fag-women!
I win. The newfag is dead and world2ch is in the same fate.
My head hurts. Christ, it hurts.
In a world where no name would exist the names of people would be maybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbe there fingerprint. But then I wanted not to live in a communistic world where magic and fairy names do not exist for my imagination to sink in and jump off the bridge instead. After all do you know just how much fairy tales are involved in politics? You will not belive you mind!!! it is like 150% of all politics is firy tales. Just look at this statement:
Q:Which is the biggest, meanest and longest lived mafia group that roamed this earth?
A:The Jews
[The 2nd are the Armenians ! ]
What is the difference between communist jews and capitalistic jew?
Communistic jews do not need to hide as the intelligent gen pool diapered in the revolution.
I see these ads with the Dodge brothers and I now more fully understand why my ancestors hurled bombs at people like that.
I just finally installed metasploit. I feel acomplished.
>>309
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Fuck this cold. It's not going to ruin my weekend. I have a secret weapon: Dayquil and vodka.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? MODERATOR??? I AHVE RIGHT FROM RULE TO WRITE. WHAT the fuck is wrong with you. unban my proxys now. you pice of donkey shit whayt is rong with you ??? I AM MAD. I WANT A ANSWER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? I read in the wiki(I am banned from the wiki so I can not link the Url ty to you) that you sad some thing like this:Anonynymity is bad and good. I have a complex and I am gay + ugly and a sick fuck. Then you wrote that if you post anon ylu can post things like racist jokes and you dont have to be banned and so on... like the retarded man you are. So are wierd stop saying agains your selfe an dunban me and apolgys for it. Yes, tyou did wrong. Be ashemd on your selfe moderator. I have the right to say jew and nigger on this image board and so on. Fuck you this is meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ;_;
you are just jelly that I have Germanic blood flowing in my veins, You have only diarrhea flowing in your veins.
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I'm worried. I'm always worried.
Ana. What a nice name.
So the promise that we could "do practically anything anywhere" is heavily dependent on some very liberal interpretations of the words "practically", "anything", "anywhere", and "do."
Thanks guys.
>>322
I am a girl, yes dick, They make my vagina wet. What are you? A fag? Do not dicks make your wet? What are you. Gay or something? Disgusting. NOTE:If you are a man, I can understand you point of view. But then again, world2ch is a image board for girls. So you must be probably be a girl stalker then.
>>324
oh crap, I just grew a brain and relished. youtube is for facebook users
The kindle fire is shockingly adequate.
Jesus fuck, never ever become an adult. If you're having thoughts of suicide in your twenties, go ahead and mull that over a bit. Just think about it. Seriously.
Let me go ahead and give you a preview of adulthood: every conversation is about (1) young children destroying expensive electronics (sure, the iPad will raise your child for you, but you'll go through so many of them in the process that you might as well have just hired a nanny), (2) tattoo removal (mostly tramp stamps on girls and everything from the sleeve down on guys), (3) comparison of mortgage payments (bought in the last two years? lol, you're better off living in your car (yes, with your awful children)), or (4) ongoing student loan debt (never mind these people are at almost a decade out of college wtf). Killed like 40 minutes in a conversation about the most-recent electric bill today. And you're not killing yourself right now when you're way ahead. God you're stupid.
>>327
On the plus-side, no one is talking about going gluten-free. At least there's that!
I am book and today I did R on it. :(
Vanguards of postliterate society.
The most common symptom of Ebola seems to be the overwhelming desire to travel by jet aircraft...
My head hurts.
The guy said he'd give me candy and then he didn't. What the fuck?
>>334
he was probably just meaning to give you "man" milk. But then he realized he was sterilized, but you where already gone, so he could not give you a rotten apple with a pink earthworm in it. And now you are posting your way as the pathetic maggot that you are on world2ch. How dose it feel, what are you doing when you feel pathetic, like now? I roll around in the floor with my legs and arms raised outwards in a cylindrical form, when I feel pathetic :3
>>335
Conveyed a complete ?thought or at least typed a string of words without mentioning Jews once. Good job!
>>336
I am now being "hypocrit" if I am using now this word correct. But I think you are wrong in that you aosicate me with a specifc personalty. You knever know who it is talking behind a Anonymous mask. Maybe it is your mum, lol. No, I fuck here right now, so she can not be it.
Is 0037 white? From what I know he lives in Los Angles. There are many none white in Los Angles from what I read on the internet.
Is moot white?
Is shii white?
Who is white here?
I'm green because I'm a vegetable.
>>339
faggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg kill your selfe
>>342
1044 characters, 1031 of which were the letter g...
So like... do you have a neurological condition that causes you to have seizures midway through posting or what?
>>343
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Spotted a crane or some other long-necked bird flying overhead today. Or maybe it was a crow smoking a long curved pipe.
Today my hypothesis was proven and it is now a scientific fact: nothing good can ever happen.
>>346
Lol, fag. If I for a fact take you aregument as in that you speak enlighs and with english grama. [Human interaction sure is hard] penis penis penis. The word "good" is only a word. If you mean action ??? that corespond to good then you are just making it up. Qeuto: "I was real, in my mind". Thus you are a fag.
To other news:
0037 how dose it feel to be butt raped to death by a all ready used up Mexican dick by pig in 10 years from now?
On side note, my personal opinion:
>The drink which has come to supply the place of beer has, in general, been tea. It is notorious that tea has no useful strength in it; that it contains nothing nutritious; that it, besides being good for nothing, has badness in it, because it is well known to produce want of sleep in many cases, and in all cases, to shake and weaken the nerves. It is, in fact, a weaker kind of laudanum, which enlivens for the moment and deadens afterwards. At any rate it communicates no strength to the body; it does not, in any degree, assist in affording what labour demands.
--William Corbett
REMEMBER: Anyone asking for handouts is a filthy communist! If they come to your door, they are a THREAT! STAND YOUR GROUND and shoot them dead!
I rented a 4x4 truck and the lady at the counter had me initial all this shit, and kind of read through it. Among the things mentioned was "no excessive blood." Of course, the brain hits on "define excessive" first and only later, BLOOD? Oh, a lot of hunters rent these, I'm told. Fair enough.
So I was kind of thinking, what I need to do here is buy a pig, and then have my passenger slaughter it. In the cab. While driving. Blood soaked into the carpet. Blood on the ceiling. Blood pooling in the seats. Cup holders? Full of blood. Turn on the AC and blood just gushes out. Windshield on the inside completely coated in blood save for a tiny spot cleared with a bloody hand so I can see out. Every electronic component shorted. Because of the blood. When I return it, open the doors and a steady stream of blood pours out for six or seven solid seconds.
Oh, minimum cleaning fee. Not maximum. n/m.
>>???
After reading your post, Anon. I realized that I am a huge giant fag.
Not like I did not know it.
In 10 years my ancestral medieval German village will be bulldozed down by Asian Turkish multicultural Arabs that will build a mosque on top of the ruins while imposing sharia law and claim all my ancestors history was nothing of value.
Death has no tears, feels good.
DEVELOPING: Pokémon lack genitals. World thrown into doubt. Updates to follow.
btw: fuck novel writing month or whatever it's called. the cool kids are doing PITCH A PILOT MONTH because print is dead! get over it!1
>>354
DEVELOPING: This Anon is discovering the hidden furfag inside him. Updates to follow.
I reinstalled Arch Linux. Sxlock fucked up so now I have to use i3lock.I made a C program to call i3lock with a background image so it looks like a default image.
>Jesus Christ, Wife Mary Magdalene Had 2 Kids, New Book Claims
If making outrageous claims is all you need to do to get free publicity, then I claim that Jesus, Wife Mary Magdalene had four kids, presently live in Pasadena, operate a medical marijuana dispensary.
Ever run into a tech problem that you believed could be best solved by putting a scarecrow in front of the machine in question?
As long as it thinks it's being observed, performance is normal. Unobserved, performance suffers. Which makes you wonder how it knows it's being observed. Is it the air currents in the room affected by a man-sized object? In that case, a mannequin ought to do. If it has to be a living object, will a plant do? A bird? A rat in a cage? A dog?
I have lost my mind...
The world needs a weapon against the ever-present threat of a vegan thanksgiving. I'm thinking some sort of a flamethrower combined with a leaf blower and meat hopper.
☑ Rolls made with eggs and milk.
☑ Mashed potatoes made with lots of cream and butter
☑ Salad smeared with non-vegan mayonnaise and bleu cheese
☑ Napkins? Leather napkins.
How do I improve the cranberry sauce? Extra points for involving veal. I guess I could just serve it in a baked calf's head. Like, where the brains would be. So it looks like I'm serving brains. Yeah, that will do.
Add gelatin to cranberries for a non-vegan cranberry sauce!
Just realized there might be gluten-free fuckers at this thing. BRB, gotta bread and fry a whole turkey.
This is my emotional support ocelot. Like me, it has a tendency to react violently to sudden movements and maul small children. Without the constant reminder that other living creatures experience the world in a similar way, I would be an emotional wreck!
I like to watch low-budget Canadian-produced true crime shows about American murders. To drive home the point that this is the USA, they drape the American flag over everything and pin it to every wall. Despite their efforts, you can often spot a British Columbia or Ontario license plates. The climate is also a limiting factor, with a recent episode recalling a case that took place in a eucalyptus grove clearly filmed in an apple orchard.
I sometimes have disturbing violent thoughts of people in general. Sick of living with this stupid planet full of animals that pretend they are better.
>>366
Why do assume they're pretending? And "better" in what way?
I take note of the stories I'm sure my parents are going to tell over and over again when they're old and senile. Top of the list is "that time we saw the dogs from Magnum P.I."
So like... anyone here play JRPGs? Do you play them on the PS3?
Let's say a FPS/Madden fan lost a bet to me and they now have to play this game to its completion for my amusement. Let's say this person's suffering brings me great pleasure. Ideas?
>>370
I guess no one does and that's fine. I was thinking of "Atelier Meruru: The Apprentice Of Arland" based off of the cover art. It features bright pastel colors and girls in frilly dresses...
What are some world2ch approved activities for getting over a crush?
>>372
I think this is the place where you ask for advice stalking your failed crush.
>>372
That's right. The weather is changing, and so it's time to start thinking about changing your camouflage pattern. Those longer nights will also mean a greater dependence on night vision scopes to keep in touch with your loved one!
I have little knowlgde about these people but even I know
that they are full of shitt from my documentaryrs:
1st China is called "ancient civilisation". From this
documentary:China's Most Honurable City (Ancient Xi'an) - part 1-5
they say that chines civilisation was at its hight when
roman empire existed! Now think with me!.
There are 5 ancient empires:Mesopotania, Egypt, Latin America,
Indusvalye and china.
The greek and romans where not ancient civilisations.
china hight of power == same time as, roman heigt of power == not ancient civilisation
THUS china is not ancient civilisation like in that documentary.
And I think it is obious that they are trying to beat down
on the roman civilisation to, SIMPLY SAY: THEY ARE RACIST IN THAT
DOCMANTARY AGAINST WHITE ROMANS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO PRESENT
AS MODERN NORTH EUROPEAN EVEN THROUGHT ROMANS ARE SOUTH EUROPEAN
[THEY RACIST AND BUTTHURT THAT THEY SUCK DICK IN DOC.]
NOTE:Yes, I know. 1 doc dose not say all. But it dose say dam
allot of things. So I do nat say my finals stand on this issue
here. Becuase I have to little facts to back up my claims. But
I can not deny it dose point in one direction, china is butthurt
they made up that they are ancient.
2nd china is covering up that the weel was introduced by western
nomads to china where the silk road stood (search some thing on
youtube: white people in china ancient china)
=================================================================
Japs suck.
The true people of japan are the Ainu represented in the legend
of zelda as: Anouki people who lived in north japan while the
other people who lived in south japan where called Ryukyuan people
who are represented as Goron people in legend of zelda. While we
are at it, link is representing GERMANIC explorer to this backwards
primitiv people of islands on japan. Now these people where the
people who are the igionous people of japan. Well they never
developed a high civlisation because of 2 reasons.
To make it clear. Creating a civilisation is hard.
A civilisation can only be created where there is literaly food
on the ground with out having to work. Only when this is the
situvation a civilisation can be created. THe history of a civilisation
is easy. It gose somethign like this: One people creats a cty.
The people became traders and throw there weapons to the ground.
Another people see the walfe and takes the weapons that hade
fallen to the ground and attack theme. Now a new people have
the city and a new civilisation has begun. This shit repeat it
selfe until the end of time. [There is a alternetiv here,
instead of taking up weapons the can allways race mix ;V)]
Well there is another way too! The moder way of thinking.
A shit tribe like chines or egypt look at a civilisation and
sad, that shit looks cool. Lets copy!, oh w8 I did not say copy.
I sad lets get inspiration!!! from the mesopotanians and bild out
civilisation. Yes, that right it is not copy it is inspiration!
Now the people of japan never hade the chanc to get the idea
of civilisation to bild a civilisation. That is the same as
europeans. Europe was a cold place(yes back in that time europe
was much warmer then it is today, but it was still cold(we
speak now about roman empire time)). The people in europe
where not dump because they cold not bild a civilisation.
It was just that they did not have 1 minut to think about a
different kind of way of living, because there were not food
on the ground that they did not needed to work. But then they
saw romans and then they could have the time to think. And europe
bace in 1400 years the MASTER RACE. I can only speculate that this
is the reason why Aniu and other shit race on japan did not became
civilisations.
The second reson is because of the introduction of the Yamato people.
Thos who we call japanes ingigones people, and those who want us
to call theme first and ancient people of japan. THAT IS TOTAL
BULLSHIT AND FABRICATION. These people entered japan in the
300 before christ(from wikipedia, lol). This means that these people
colonised japan not so long ago. These people called theme selfe
people of the sun or some shit like that. Why? well: they came
with boats from a land with wealth(in there view) to a shitty island
and colonised it. They came from some where better to some where
worser. From the good warm sun to the earth.
Now when animals(like people ) are on a island they will become
the same size as a rabbit. Thus made japanes shrink in size
and fuck like a rabbit. Thus the population exploided on the tiny
island. They even got rabbit tooth! That is why USA propganda is
showing theme with rabbit teeths. And no that is not all!
Look at this:
sun - earth - moon
Japn came from sun(normal human beings who where not mutants)
to earth. From moon came, ... you guessed it! Rabbids down on
earth. They fucked like fuck and created the JAPAN. A inbread
fucking looking pice of shit cros between rabit and a human. Dam
son that looks ugly as fuck! No wonder they do all plastic surgery!
Ok, to buck up my Fuacts are japanes folklore: I dont know shit
about japanes folklore but I have played my share of deal of touhou.
Made by these people fore these people(japs) And there thay say
moon rabids in japanes folklore cumed down to earth becuase
som shit that they just wanted to be home. Thus we can say safley
that japs are more like rabbids then humans. There folk lore even
backs this shit up.
Now how do japs present theme selfe in zelda? Well here it is:
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101129101914/zelda/images/4/47/Rabbitland_Rescue_Man.png
Comment:Just look at that inbread shit!!! Just send it right the way
to the death shooting squad!
NOTE:Rabbitland Rescue Man in image being shown from zelda
Well now. I know what you are thinking. How is this shit even legit.
Well we have found this image:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Zoophilia.jpg
It is depicting a rabit fucking a japanes princes from about
1 year after the birth of jesus christ on a clay pot from a area
around Tokyot bay. There has only been found 3 images from this
erat depicting this kind of behavior. Now ask your selfe this:
Can it be true that rabbits came down from the moon to earth
and fucked a ancent sun people who gave birth the the japanes
people. Is such a thing even possiible? Yes it is!
But this shit dose not even stop here! When did shinto arrive?
Thats right! My weaboo fellow! When budhism arrived in jap. Why?,
becuase the japans where in shame that they hade no culture. So
they just created ...
[WELL THERE IS ATHLEAS 2x times what I have written that I
can write that is right now in my head, but that may be for another
time as I am now tierd. Maybe you will never know because I dont have
a long term memory. But dam it is hard to write long shit text like
this]
Last words:japanes oldest bilding is from 600 after christ. That is not very old. Japan is not ancent socety it is just bullshit weak the fuck up weaboos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop now :-L
It's a little more apocalypsey outside this morning than I expected...
>>376 He sucks dick.
Now what is special with this way? If we sad: Dick sucks he. Then the person who is reading imidetly know we are about to say something bad. But if we say He sucks... we could have changed our opinion and instead sad:"not dick". Thus we whould have that " " secons in time frame to think what we whould say to him. Now in reality there dose not exist and " " in the english languges. Dush we can take it as: People in the middle ages did not speak with " " just as today people who do not understand the concept of " ". Thus text shall be in a flow. Now that is cool. EVERYBODY SUCK DICK ON THIS IMAGEBOARD EXECPT THIS PERSON POSTING THIS, FAGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are western text boards dead y/n
Did you know that Kaze ni Naru is a tale that is extreamly similar to a lativian folktale even throught they where separatly thought of and hade no inlfuenses by each other? Now you know.
hello?
I don't understand how anyone could take the pile of gold bars I left in the front yard. There was a clearly marked "no trespassing" sign in front of it!
>>Originally posted 2014-12-14 05:04 http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1392390725/
I am the same person as posted this post. I may reclaim that this post may be wrong. Thinking about some indo euroepan people who did have one good and where ok. But I am sceptical if they did invent something. They sure did get inspiration from yellow red rote apples for there chirtshes.
===SOMETHING ELSE===
Russia vs. Germany
3rd rich vs. 3rd rich
Did napolion call him selfe rich????????????? fagotssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss with a s in the end
I got to thinking about the satanic panic of the '80s where preachers and Geraldo were telling us about the millions of cultists controlling the world (and daycare centers for some reason). But like this was before the Internet. Where did all of these cultists buy their profane texts and satanic ritual accessories? Where were all the Satanic bookstores?
This got me thinking about an alternate world of Satanic-themed books along the lines of what's available for Christians. What is the Satanic equivalent of "Chicken Soup for the Soul"? "White Hot Sulfur for your Black Heart"?
This thing is like a long-forgotten Livejournal flame war. But happening now.
>>390
it sure is nice to be americun and forget all your past and then mix will all shit in a cauldron, ty witches ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So I'm crashing here because I realized 4 is just shit. Really fucking incessant bullshit drama and never-ending shitposting. A disgrace to imageboards.
>>392
1st. You are a newfag.
2nd. I am the qeueen of this land.
3rd. suck my radianting sand dick.
4th. This is a image board for never-ending shitposting. [I suggest you to use w2chimages special made for this imageboard!, it is much harder to use other image file format like .gif on this image board]
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Hitler in short and Nazi germany only wanted to restore pride to a people who did not get what they deserved by others because they where selfise or some thing like that, the story gose... and all the shit about racism and other shit was just in second hand and was not so BIG in thoses old days. Only when the war was over then the winers and the time could pile up the shitfall that whould shower the paast of hitler and his germany. That is: Nazi where 1st and most racist, NOPE they just wanted 1st to restore pride. YOU GET ME??? guyYSsssss??????1?111??111??11111???????1
>cis-trans Isomerization in Biochemistry
TRIGGERED
This youtube video:e5jDspIC4hY and:
how many percentage must be true for it to be true by foolished people(100% pseudo shit)?: 3/5 %. That is many more likes then dislikes meaning the everday avregde idot belive this shit. It gose from the imaginering world of:games to the pysical world.
This is bilding a deck of cards with the foundations of pseudo shit, that will break down the top of the conclusion to absolut bullshit what ever you say. THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS DANGERUS!!! Not much critisism I can found with search enginges. You see, games and play and all that shit is imagination and thus pseudo sience. Defining what is around you is wrong. What is around you need to define you. Thing he was missing made the video pilling up in shit. Now maybe some teen kid is hiting on some other gurl :S Becuase he think life is gayme and he needs to beat her in the fight to the ice cream van. But in the end I never wanted the boy, I wanted the gurl in the van :-<<<<<<<<
POOPCAR is DRIVING TO SPACE !!! WE are all going to die from all of this poop oxygen!!!
is someone watching me?
>>399
Of course not. Just go on being sexy in the security and comfort of your own home. You should also try being sexy with the curtains open more often.
I am yelly that my siblings have more friends on steam then me and they call theme selfe social outcast.
>>412
No, he is not, fagot disinformation.
People will read you post in the futher and will think he is dead, wow, they will be for one big chock, because he is not dead.
The second I am out of the god-forsaken desert and have decent internet again, there will be hell to pay!
~(Q_Q)~ Where is my role play thread? I was looking forward to role play on world2ch. sad face, I wonder what 0037 did. I think he should tell his number 1 user. I understand 0036 got a bad day, so I made it a poem:
"0037 you stink like shit, but you have a hear like a brown nigger will raping white american gurl scum", from your users to you.
rip world2ch
shit was guf
wow this forum is dead
Oh, it's alive if you want to argue about to which degree Finns are or are not Jews.
space alliens will be robots, not any robots! They will be poop robots !!!!!!
I reject the dead-alive dichotomy. Don't force your paradigm on me!
What is your favorit pee color? green, yellow, red or none?
Mine is red, so beutiful.
What is your favorit pee color? green, yellow, red or none?
Mine is red, so beutiful.
I think the best use of my vast fortune is to buy a camel and then perform numerous plastic surgeries on it until it looks as horse-like as possible. Obviously, it will be a horrifying abomination. It will also be my primary mode of transportation.
cat gurl-->oh, I belive in Anoninuyt comunity, anon do you want to go the frozen land of the sun people? Yes, you want. The train ticket is allready in my hans, hurry up and get your warmest cloths on your body!
cat gurl-->cat gurl roll around in pile of socks in bordeom
cat gurl --> Cat gurl gow down cats gurl hous, basement. Basement has many sandwitches, eat sandwitches cat gurl do with here mouth. Cat gurl looks what is under the sandwitches
I am going to omegle, guys. you suck at RP. :< do you know good place on IRC to RP?
Still don't understand what you're getting at here, bro. But I'm sure any chat anywhere will play along 100%. Just go there and start right in. This will work!
The uncertainty provoked by my own stupidity and laziness is driving me up the fucking wall, I swear to god. How did I even fucked up this badly?
>>433
fellings, :3 :3 mosii mosii, emo 4 life, mosii mossi, :3, :3 ! ! !! mossi mossi :3
I think 0037 should stop giving me 403 error on board. He is mean. ;_;
I'm really curious as to how Kenneth Cole, of all things, got my email address... and why they think I'm a woman.
>>436
just do as I do it ! dont have a email address at all. I just write some randome email address to some random service like:malinator and keep the address in a text file. Now nobody can bother me. :)
Also 0037 plz "unban" my IP, I can not access this website with out porxy, It is very important that you do this, or else you will lose a big portion of your userbase that give you ad revenue! [And I am not that mean, I thin kin general.]
Also, I just understood text board create less degenarets then image boards because they have images where you can post more esier degenrt stuff, making it spread faster.
down with the patreonarchy!
>>438
Ja, wier brauwsen nich die patriark, furh hitler, heil hitler! Duetche uber alles!!!
So I was thinking about this whole it's the 21st century and we still don't have flying cars hurrr bullshit, and it kind of gets on my nerves. Even if the technology were out there, would anyone really trust contemporary business practices with their flying car? We're already at the point that they're actually putting DLC in old-fashioned on-the-ground cars...
What would flying car makers pull on us? How about proprietary fuel/charging systems? You have to pay a monthly fee for air traffic control, but guess what, our flying car only includes support for the most-expensive and least-reliable service option. Trying to install your own air traffic control device will void the warranty! Priority Landing(TM) is a separate fee, obviously. If you don't purchase Priority Landing(TM), you'll hover over an open parking spot for ten minutes while suffering through loud ads for Priority Landing(TM). Every single part must be purchased from our priority supplier. The included encrypted chip on every part, including pieces of interior molding for some reason, will ensure compliance. Try to manufacture or refurbish your own parts and expect a lawsuit. Don't forget to Like us on Facebook! Say shit about us, we'll delete your comment or video and threaten you with DMCA takedowns, and yes we actually do own the trademark on "Flying Shitbucket", please see the attached documents.
Oh sure, having a flying car is actually a huge and expensive hassle that most people do not need, but it will be marketed so heavily that soon enough everyone seems to have one. Failure to be part of the herd will make you stand out like some sort of Amish freak. When you try to replace your old car with a similar on-the-ground car, the few options at the dealership will be hidden deep behind the flying models and strategically designed to be as unappealing as possible. The salespeople will try to push the flying models as heavily as possible, never mind that with even retard-level math anyone can see it's a bad deal...
So anyway, fuck flying cars. I'm glad we don't have to put up with that shit yet.
>>441
You're just ruining it for anyone else who wanted to use a proxy.
Ichs es einen guten ide japanish zu lernen mit vocaloid?
Warum is leben so schwer?
God machte it disar way, weil life soll be spass. ;_;
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YOU GOUYS NEED TO SEE THIS!!!!!!
Lol I just ate an entire pizza plus some pototaqte wedges and breaded mushrooms and drank an ENTIRE bottle of robitussin and sprite mixed together and I just have to say that this 10 pound speenlink mic I got is amazing he could hear me shitting the night away wwhile I was literally DIYING OUT OF MY GUCKING ASSS TWO METERS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT
this microphone man
now I need to shit again but im watching the suspiccias fantaqstic plantel lol
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WITH MY LITTLE KNOLEGDE I WILL SAY:
It is better to respond with a full comment then to just say nothing or just press the tumbs up button, why? Because it activtes more of the brain, in a socety where people just do nothing, I mean... you dont need much to agree with me. That There is less thinking== less brain power.
There are 7 billion humans, but that amount of brain power is not combined thus they are as smart as the most smartes person of all of thoses 7 billion people, BUT WHAT THERE IS, IS THAT THERE IS INFORMATION OF 7 billion people(3 billion). Now what dose this say? Prety much where ever you are there must be the same world, so that must mean world2ch hasa twin website with the same exact shi going on, that must mean some where my germanci tribe brotheres and ssisters are that I can role play with. To the search for a new and better home for me !!! This is just shit talk, I can say what ever I want. Spider man is gay and homestuck is pretty cool, I like snow some days I want to rolle around in snow thank good I am anon, 0037 can never have the same privlage as I have, becuase he is not in the same context anonumus for the people who are provding the hosting for him, like the Internet service provider. The japanes hit song Matryoshka was a hit in my opinon not because it is crazy and retarded but because it is saying:WE japs, are the orginal cutlrue of matryoshka and not those Russian niggers, Like one jap once sad:Russians are niggers but for what ever rason got whtie skin. RANT HIS IS NOT MEAN TO BE A RANT, NOTHING HAS EVER MEAN TO BE RANT WHAT EVER I HAD SDA BUT YOOU DONT NOW WHAT I HAVE SAD BECAUSE OF THE RULE THERE IS ONLYU ME TO SAY, Something something, THIS IS REALLY boring, I ACTUALLY NEVER USE CAPSLOCK?, AWDIoawdjiojawdjiod ajioawd jio daj odawjiodaw oawd ioawdioawdoawdjio awdioj awdio ida ioda wiad jioawdio awdjio adwi awd ioawd DONE
Son, you've lost your goddamned mind.
There are many things you can understand without "god" power.
I dont like this thread:The masked man.... (8)
And I stand on my opinion even afther my head is cut off and then is put on a stick while parading it throuht the city!
>>454
I like this thread and since this is the Internet, I am within my rights to call you a faggot.
In a far better universe parallel to our own, "tweeting" is the name of a disgusting sex act that involves oral-anal contact.
>>455
This isn't the internet retard, there's no such thing as tge interenet
sage
w2ch, I have great news about w2ch languges, it is in working progres and son there will be a bible, I just have to do some more reasearch and there is no one here who wants to do real RPG with me, 0037 is just a pervert, who thinks I am joking, I will publish a article tommorow about w2ch languges, it will be very intresting. If there is some one who want to RPG with me feel free to reply to this post. SIGNING OUT WITH A POOP ON MY HEAD BREAKDANCING LIKE THE SUN............................................................(that is suppos to be a big dot, "not a to be continued")
Inserting small things into my urethra, trying to widen it to better accommodate my boyfriend's cock.
They're everywhere, reading my posts, watching my videos, observing my every move. Everywhere I go online they're there, masquerading as normal poeple and pretending to be human. I hate them so much and I wish theywould die bu
What the fuck is wrong with you peopele for fuck sake resbond to my bost now!
Eating a candy bar and holding my poop at the same time
>>462
Presumably one in each hand. That's pretty unhygienic.
What would make Patreon better is if they paid out in the currencies of those donating. So they'd get an envelope stuffed with a confusing rainbow of foreign money each month.
koro sage kawaii, koro koro. Unicorns are in india, a land, where I will ride. But only if I can love horses to ride with me. We go toghter on adventure, thurht the forest, deserts and snow mountin peaks. We shall be sucseful in our yearny !
"Ahhhahahahahaha!, my horse we have arrived to this wonderful land, of flowers of rivers. Where do you think we shall be looking for these magniful creaturs?"
"I know!. Lets look in that ass cave, over there! [34 feets to the left of that tree that is 2 inches from my 2 meter long dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk] Then we may be avaible to find out if snow taste like sugar. Just remember the golden rule! Dont eat golden snow!! Becuas it is mostlikley pee!!!"
"Yea, all right lets go there"
Horse and it person gose to cave. Inside cave they found a sleeping unicorn. "unciorn wake up!". Uncior wakes up.
Unicor runs to blood river and drinks blood from blood river. Now there are people who are . THE END
>>469
Yeah!, you rock dude. Your opinion is the same as mine. Whoo hoo! You rock dude. +1 for you my pal! Yeahhhhh, that is the spirit!
>>469
0037 fag, this post was, against fags ironacly. I gusse not every body understand humor on my level
Ah, tax season. That time of year you're forced to look back at those hazy months at the beginning of the year. So many cryptic plumbing bills paid for in cash and Home Depot receipts for the purchase of eighteen strings of random numbers. It makes you wonder just how much crack you were smoking back then. Were you smoking so much you were using an automatic, hopper-fed, propane-fired crack pipe? Does it have an awesome name like the Crackinator Pro 550i? And more importantly, if I can find this crack pipe and the receipt for it, do I depreciate it over five or seven years, and does crack count as medicine?
Hi.
Apparently 8chan.co implemented SJIS lately and people begun namedropping textboards. That would explain the influx of shitposts.
Yeah, look at that influx. It's like a tidal wave.
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>>484
See this: http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1392390725/
Yes, it's very hard to read. Too bad. (or you could take a look at this for a script to make it readable (even though that's cheating): http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1424378372/ ). Half of it was stuff like that...
I had to do a little pest control. It got messy...
>>488
Or style = none. Or just select the text to make it easier to read. These are simple solutions and all I have to say to that is: BOOOOOOOOOO
I am tired of hearing about the wonders of simple solutions because these cost us billable hours and jobs. How many times do I have to hear about NASA spending millions to develop a pen you could use in space where the Soviets just used a pencil? Here's the thing, bro: those NASA officials and engineers responsible for that pen all retired comfortably with pensions and money in the bank. What did the Soviet official get? Maybe he didn't get sent to the gulag. I mean, maybe. But he probably got sent to the gulag.
What the fuck were we talking about? Oh, that script... that's pretty funny and I love the effort involved. Too bad I went to great and complicated lengths to ban that guy.
So when this rapture thing happens, are the faithful transported instantly to heaven or do they rise through the sky or whatever? If they rise through the sky, I have many questions.
What if it's overcast? Will they pass through the layer of clouds and come out cold and damp? Even on a warm summer day, it's going to be well below freezing at 8,000m. Popular culture seems to imply the raptured will be stricken from their clothes, which is pretty terrible since you're going to want some pretty heavy duty gear for your ascent. Assuming you're in some sort of temperature-controlled rapture beam, do you ascend majestically until you get to heaven? In which case, where is heaven? What if you're ascending through the atmosphere, then into space, and then floating for the next four billion years to the location of heaven? This was designed by God after all, and when it comes to an eternal being, billions of years probably doesn't mean much to Him. By His standards, you're making reasonable time. So what I'm saying is, it seems like rapture could potentially be worse than the end times back on earth.
>>491
Fifty words in a row and you didn't drop nigger even once. Shocking.
>>489
The pen/pencil story is completely made up too, and in the worst possible way. Using a pencil in space would really dangerous because all the little shards of granite and break away and float into someone's lung. And you don't actually need a special space pen, a regular ballpoint pen would work just fine.
Today's drunken conversation: Daenerys Targaryen is a Marxist hero who kills slave drivers. Her three dragons represent Marx, Engels, and Lenin.
testtes
I predic in the futher, people will reproduce and have sex with ancient skeletons, mumies and newley dead people. All you need is the DNA from the body, then just turn it to a egg or sperm and reproduce. They are developing this kind of techology right now for gay people to reproduce, but I can see it futher usage, that is to reproduce with the dead. Ather that we will reproduce with computer programs, this is allready a reality to some extent!
Instead of jurassic park, we will have ethnicity park, bringing back ethnicity to the zoo.
>have sex with ancient skeletons, mumies and newley dead people
go on...
>DNA from the body, then just turn it to a egg or sperm and reproduce...
But this isn't sexy at all, unless you're some sort of science fetishist. In which case, please tell us all about your disgusting fantasies.
Any eradicated ethnicity is too far gone at this point to offer up enough material to do this kind of work (in the distant future). When we get to that point though, it should only be a matter of time before we can just customize an existing embryo to make it look like the real thing. But then again, why? This technology is better put to use making my army of seven foot-tall bright blue-haired super soldiers.
Is Britain really so terrible that Syria seems like a better option?
yES.
Your plan is financially sound and logistically feasible, except for the fact that banks aren't available to be robbed 24 hours a day. To balance your numbers out, you'll need to be robbing four and a third of a bank every hour during regular business hours.
Oh, $10 to choose your seat, I see. Not mentioned until checkout, I see. I wish other businesses could get away with this. I mean, all businesses. I wish the price you paid for any goods or services was a total mystery until it just appeared on your credit card statement and I wish that too was littered with entirely arbitrary unmentioned fees. That would make the world a better place!
You see, children: Jeff Bezos gets all the money in the world. You don't get any, despite creating all the things he sells. This is what is called "the social contract."
If movies and television are any indication, hackers need a lot of 3D animation work done for them. Since this is completely accurate, we need to find a way to profit from their needs. Will they pay us with stolen credit cards, or how does this work?
>Australians on Indonesia death row arrive on execution island
Execution Island
Tired of crowded tropical tourist traps? Come to Execution Island, where the crowds are thinning out every day!
...Getting less crowded every day.
That sounds better.
I'm working on it. We'll have storyboards by the morning.
Oh, I'm about to fly and now there's not a plane on earth that can stay on the runway. I see how it is!
Execution island: airfare is cheap because all the tickets are one-way.
TransFast was going to be a great name for our chain of clinics, but it turns out it's a registered trademark for some wire transfer company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxyK3uzpZA
it is happening in May(from video) or one month earlyer if the americans are smart(probebly not, monkeys dont know how make diplomacy)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone said damn you to cock-sucking hell to me today. Presumably, there's a lot of cock sucking there. But what if you enjoy sucking cock? Then is that heaven for you? Or are you forced to watch while others suck cock, unable to do so yourself?
it is no coinsidens that they puted the "o" and "p" key
so close togheter, they want you to type poop!
Type with me now poop.
poop! poop!! poop!!!
I worked.on coding, was fun. Had some trouble with gf. Pooopopop
>>515
w8, stop right now anon with what you are doing!
you are not a hipster just because you post on world2ch!
so fuck off fag!
Wasted a bunch of time making webms for a thread on /gif/. Are you man enough to guess which thread it is?
mayority of people who write in todays world poems are have a background of sick mental health. The problem can be because:They are a sick fuck, they have been the victim of rasism, they have no friends, they have ADHD,Autism,something similar. You should stay away as far away as you can from people who write poems because they most likley are unstable, even throuth that is probebly the best cure for mentality unstable people(to talk to mentaliy unstable people and not run away). We should build concentration camps where we can concentrate this people with there "poems" and threath from there mental illnes, with some fresh "air" if you understand me ^^.
Death to:"felling, fellings, flexing fellings, mosi, mosi, bee or not bee!", only a crazy person speaks like that !
[I hope you can understand what peoems are and what it is not]
This automatic pancake machine has been around for years and I was not informed. Punishments for this failure are forthcoming and they will be very creative. Stop telling OSHA about the punishments, pussies.
Four pancakes per minute! Pancakes for a thousand years! We'll make a vending machine out of it. Put in fifty cents, and it drops a hot stack of pancakes right into your hand, followed up by a nice shot of hot syrup. We'll spin the burns and stickiness by making it sexy or something.
Crazy people are always shitting on my plans. I guess I'll just have to buy wasp spray when I get there now...
One of the best threads ever seen on w2ch. An eternal classic.
A 9.5/10
>>524
You didn't even give a good reason for marking us down 0.5 points. We're super insulted. You're objectively the worst critic ever. I am taking out a full page ad on the Internet to complain about this bullshit. ps, if you can post the full page ad, let me know. pps, how big is a full page ad on the internet in like words/font size?
0037 check the email, it think it is time
It's good to know that "Everyone will know my name!" is a threat taken lightly in Germany. I think I'll fit right in. Just told a cashier I'd kill her whole family with an ice pick. Forget why exactly, but if I lived in Germany, I'm sure it would be entirely justified.
As usual I forgot to something clever for April fool's day.
It's just like having your own backyard. With twenty Chinese people smoking in it. All the time.
$2200 a month. Shall we just sign those papers now or...?
I'm going to be a pet astrologer when I grow up.
why am i so lonley? ;_; no friends, kill me!!!
I discovered a great way to shave hundreds of dollars off of a transatlantic flight is to include a layover in the Ukraine. Being a cheapskate couldn't possibly bite me in the ass eight times in a row...
ESPN baseball has this "3D strike zone" feature... it's so distracting you don't notice the hitter. It just looks like the pitcher is hurling a ball into a futuristic hypercube or some shit...
4D hyperbaseball
From the future
A old saying gose like this:
Only stupid people dont lie.
Comment:Then thing stupid relise is that you should be allways a dick, but that is not at all what it means. There is a big X that is away, that is you should only lie when you can do good or in the right curcumstances. It dose not at all say you should be a dick and lie for your own sake. Many saying are like these. They say one thing but miss a big part of the hole. Like a ice berg. That thing is for the person to create becuase the word sayings, need to reflect the people.
If you are good you will not be a fick with that word saying, but if you are a dick you will not understand and be a dick, thus reflecting all kind of people from the bottom to the highest point in the rainbow.
Having allergies is like being swollen and drunk. I would prefer this sensation without the burning ants marching up my nose and into my eyes, though.
still waiting for antidepressants to do their magic. right now it's closer to some sort of fucked up dark magic that makes me not want to do anything at all.
In the upcoming Batman vs. Superman movie, the title characters spend the entire hour and a half scowling directly into the camera while on water skis. From time to time, you can see they are approaching a structure on the water, but you can't make it out. Only a the end, is it apparent that this is an enclosure with a shark inside. The film ends with no resolution at all: just the same image of Batman and Superman on water skis, staring into the camera. After the credits, there's some hint about the League of Justice.
In the second Batman vs. Superman movie, the entire film is just the title characters in extreme slow-motion, jumping over the shark in the enclosure. Again, no resolution as we never see them land. Again, League of Justice stuff after the credits.
The third Batman vs. Superman movie? Mostly slow-motion landing. Lots of League of Justice villains are seen watching this or on boats nearby. This stuff just writes itself.
Worldwide box office is estimated at $2.2 billion.
Don't think of it as keeping dolphins in captivity. Think of it as putting dolphins in jail. Where they belong.
I love to be my [people], if I could I whould jump of the board in to the pool of water(represented in this case by my dead people as a mountin) in no time, that whould be a dream to cum true, to die with once people.
i drew a black line on my finger so every time i try and pull a hair out of my nose i feel successful
>>543 you have some skills, i need two fingers, are you using your nail for the second finger or what?
>>544
thumb + index finger. when i want a challenge i switch to my middle finger, which doesn't have a black lawn drawn on it. this increases the stakes of perceived failure.
After two years of summer, it decided to be winter in May. I wish I could be a planet and do whatever the fuck I wanted.
There is a Spongebob Squarepants 400 Nascar race. If you're a driver in this thing, isn't that a little insulting? It's like racing in the Stupid Idiot 400...
If the users of the bigger *chans find their way to textboards, there would have no place left for discussion that isn't overrun with meme-spouting idiots. This saddens me.
>>549
But they do find their way. And they have done so since forever.
People get really upset when I refer to their children as "it."
Now I kind of want to keep this up as long-form troll.
why did the admin delete my western ways? where is the love here? dose no body love me ??? ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_; why is the world so dark???
>>552
Kill yourself as protest, that will show him.
Western ways was really good one of the best threads.. i dont think admin did the right thing
>>555
oh, just look how racist the admin is, I defend a minfority mafia orginisation called the jews and what happen to my post, it gets deleted, the number 5 dose not lie to me athleast.
The part of Borat that stuck me as especially deep, was the part where the two protagonists were wrestling naked in their hotel room.
I hope there's a gay porno parody of Borat.
Hi!
I am new here and was just wondering how much hate towards germans is there in america, USA, Canada and United Kingdomes? I a pretty sure the admin of this website has english and german "blood"/ancestors because he/she wrote in the "wiki" From English to German(could have writen from English to Frenche or something), and the admin seems to be nice to german, not say bad stuff. Idk, take it wath you want but answer my qeustion plz!!!
In America, it's good luck to spit on a German. A Christmas delicacy here is German baby soup.
>>564
are you sure? have you tried it? What is the best part of the baby? I like to eat irish people they taste like potato but I never imagion how german babys taste like? Do they taste better if you cum in theme before you eat theme? How do you capture the german babys? So many qeustion tell me more!!!
1 German baby (quartered)
2 11/64 quarts German mother's tears
1 can prepared pumpkin (so foreigners can't reproduce this recipe)
2 Tbsp ketchup (because 'murica)
1 dash Manischewitz Concord Grape Wine
>>566
sound lovley! I will now run and rape a german, the number one step to preparing the dish:German baby soup, that you forgot to mention(you can ofc steal but I am not a nigger) !
Baby Bach Ribs
Encouraging words of peace and inclusiveness rapped over smooth jazz.
HELP WANTED: Have freakishly enormous wrists??? MAKE MONEY NOW! Television models for Apple Watch needed immediately!
Ugly face? Fat? Balding? Bad Teeth? Convicted sex offender and you can tell just by looking?? DOESN'T MATTER! Trim hipster body doubles provided! All we need is your huge fat wrist to make this thing look normal!
Those with wrists less than 20cm in circumference NEED NOT APPLY.
This thread is lacking the requisite amount of brutal rape.
These are the last days of NSA domestic spying! Text HITLER KORAN ANTHRAX BOMB to your loved ones before it's too late!
world2ch is going to shit,
now we are web 5.0 - Open, Linked and Intelligent Web = Emotional Web
The webpage is now forming on emotion and not on the real thing, being formed by its community to the place it should reflect(the people who are using the website as in web 2.0).
It is not the website to decide what emotion it shall give to fags. It is the user of the website that need to decide what the emotion the website shall give to other users.
Web 5.0 is just another step in the wrong direction to selfe governing computers that will soon think without caring for humans.
Soon people will be able to troll websites as they devolop emotion, thus the internet will comit suicide with web 5.0 and that is how the internet will die.
>What is the requisite amount?
We resoart to universal constants in oarder to define what is true, to wit:
π/e per day (about 1.16 brutal rapes per day)
RedCream posts on world2ch now? Well as long as he remembers I'm his world2ch senpai and treats me with the respect I deserve, then we'll get along just fine.
Oah, I will treat you with all the 'respect' you deserve, all right. I will grab my ASSBLASTER and set it to maximum output, with minimum discrimination towards roal admission. Its tightly coallimated beam of assons will then strongly couple with yoar anus! ... proaducing PUMBLENUTS.
PREPARE FOAR ASS BATTLE
It's beyond fucking ridiculous and if you really think about this it's a tragedy. There are people in countries who literally cant get enough water to survive.. yet we piss it away:
There' NO need to flush piss ever. If you pour piss down a drain it fucking goes down the train. A toilet flush is necessary for shitting and shitting alone.
Water must be collected and purified in order for us to drink it. Toilet water is a resource that takes a lot of money to produce and is limited, we all pay for it. And we fucking POINTLESSLY FLUSH IT AWAY EVERY DAY.
Big fucking deal right? YES. Multiply how many times you flush by everyone else in the country. The scale of this waste is beyond atrocious. Just because the toilet is designed badly.
You must start using a pissjug asap if you have any ethics and morality.
>A toilet flush is necessary for shitting and shitting alone.
Wasteful decadence! Flushing away valuable pig feed!
Do you want to know something deep? Your mum asshole!!!
ASSBATTLE NOW
Tape the your last 40 for the day to your hand so you don't lose it, put your bail money in your shoe, and fuck, did it out of order. Now my shoes are full of malt liquor.
There you are then, standing on the sidewalk, steaming in the sun from your malt-liquoar-soaked shoes, and you have to ask yourself:
" How long does it take for piss to land on balls? "
>>589
Piss to land on balls, or reach them? Because piss doesn't land on my balls. I've been pissing unaided since I was two years old. I am a pissing black belt, bro. My piss hits the target every time.
So are you asking how long until piss reaches my balls from beneath? That's a function of where I happen to be in the world. If I were confined to a small space and lying down, that's one thing. However, I will not be confined. I am a free man and I don't wallow in my own filth.
In that case, it would depend on my overcoming the drainage potential of the land on which I am standing. Basically, you're asking me to produce a flood of piss that's balls deep. I think we can make that happen with a couple 24-packs. Just leave them on my doorstep and wait in your raft or whatever.
(ANOTHER QUALITY POST)
>Because piss doesn't land on my balls.
That is a specious claim if there ever was one. Yoar claim is iconic in that sense. A paragon of the class of such claims. Boy, that claim should be preserved and then framed foar study by generations of serious researchers.
PUMBLENUTS
That would be the likeliest possible conclusion, >>594 -kun.
You must aloan endure the costs of generating yoar urine. The advantage is that it is yoar urine, it belongs to you, and you may do whatever you wish with it. Gargle with it. Massage it into yoar scalp. Paint yoar house with it. It is YOAR urine.
>>595
How about you just buy me a 12-pack and I'll make the piss flood ankle deep. That will be a proof of concept. This way you won't have to shell out those big bucks up front.
So when will big bushy hipster beards be outlawed because some nut hid a weapon in theirs? I hope it's tomorrow.
Yoar bladder is unlikely to contain such a volume of urine from the input of a mere 144 ounces. You are falsely admitting a roal.
>>598
OK then. Just buy me a 40 and I'll make the region slightly damp with urine. Deal?
Are we negoatiating nao? If soa, I would like to make a counter-offer of a single 12-ounce can of Bud Light soa that you will oanly raise the humidity of the area.
Even a 1990s-rated larger "tallboy" (24 ounces not being uncommon) container would not proaduce such a renal soaking as you have promised. I remain underwhelmed as well as nearly boan dry.
Roal: boan dry
Admitter: RedCream
RedCream: superb poaster of /pol/ and /lounge/ websites
>>602
This is neither /pol/ nor /lounge/, my good man. I would appreciate it if you would keep that in mind, fagtart.
Coarrection: This is still a /pol/-class oar /lounge/-class website. To wit: Class oar categoary of website. Get it yet, Plebeian loser? Admit yoar roal. NAO.
>>604
You changed, 'Cream. You're not as funny and as witty as you used to be. You changed, man. . .
People change. They alsoa get oalder, then sicken, then die. Why are you having trouble with these realities? It seems to imply you are in the throaes of a mental illness.
Will anyone be in the IRC ever again or is it just empty forever?
I challenge yoar assertion, >>607 -kun. Hao could you establish the "forever" nature of the outcome when there is noa way to prove it? To prove "forever" you must measure its extents; since "forever" does not end, it can not be measured. It shall remain a mystery by the juxtaposition of its nature and practical considerations.
>>607
Why should we have to spend our time talking to one another? That's hard work. Fill it with bots that will have conversations for us!
Befoar I poast on world2ch I deploy a standard polymer-impregnated carbon-fiber abrasive shield that not oanly fully resists ass particles but blocks diffusion of oarganic gases (while providing a certified 2-haor resistance to the passage of coarroasive gases like thoas of the Fluorine family). Hence I am not bothered by yoar issuance of ass particles noar am I subject to the stench thereof.
That is my roal. I am "of the proatected".
>OP is a cloan
I have applied a necessary coarrection to yoar assertion soa that in the final analysis it reflects reality. Do not bother to admit yoar roal as I have evidently done that foar you.
I've already written the dialog for Redcream's irc bot:
Can't think of anything else it will need to say.
Hold on, need to make it more redcreamy:
Now everyone will believe it's him talking.
>Now everyone will believe it's him talking.
The likelihood of that happening is infinitesimally cloas to zeroa, much like yoar intelligence quoatient. Do you sense hao yoar roal is admitted there?
That squid game is a real thing.
I check w2ch for posts at least 3 times per day
>>618
I check at least 10 times and only post about 0.5 times a day.
>>617
Splatoon?
It looks super cute and fun, I'd buy it if I had a Wii U.
You have nao admitted yoar roal for a period of one day at a rate of once per day insoafar that I have data on yoar admissions.
Be proud.
Our nazi friend has disappeared.
Do you people have anything intresting to say? Or are all you culture shity Hollywood movies and intrest shity games and shit, why are you all niggers?
I am sure you must have some uniq story you can share with me, and others here? ^_^
I have an erection.
Hey guys, I'm naked right now.
Laugh.
I bet you laugh.
I bet you laugh behind my back.
I have smeared this thread with an extract from the root of T'char.
ZALGO! NOW HE COMES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
For my blog, btoday i was at the computer same ws every day... not a good life
;_;
quality is something you are not born with, it is something that come out from you, it is hard, it smells bad, it is big and the fly love it !
I wish there was a faster image/text board available that isn't shit.
>>650
Shut down them all and direct all users to one board. Problem solved.
>>651
Yeah lets send them all to Lambda Frogs site.
In high school, we dissected frogs. They were packaged in these big vacuum-sealed bags with about 25 each in them. Due to the vacuum-sealing process, they were flattened and contorted. You can buy frogs with various organs dyed so you can tell what's happening, but ours were budget models just full of various beige and pink-gray wads, again all smashed into unnatural shapes. So basically, we learned nothing from this experience. Those frogs died in vain.
Whenever have you knoan a frog to have died foar a purpose moar noable than pointless dissection? Admit yoar roal.
>>654
They're often prey for birds, snakes, and French people. All of these were potentially denied a meal because some biology class supplier went out and trapped them.
As soon as you mentioned the French, >>655 -kun, my mind rebelled and rejected the entirety of yoar message.
NEVER MENTION THE FRENCH
Are we allowed to mention Swedes?
Swedes are approved foar the year 2015 AD. Starting October 15th, a review process takes place which determines which nationalities are approved foar the folloaing year. I admit this roal since I serve on the committee.
p-please be gentle with me
I've been cycling out the apocalypse box (20 gallons of water and a case of MREs). That means MRE breakfast every day until I'm rid of them. I guess the case was getting old because the little bottles of Tabasco are all pretty much brown and half empty, the contents having leaked out into their little pouch of matches, toilet paper, instant coffee, and gum. I have to wonder if that toilet paper would sting if you used it, being Tabasco-infused.
So we reconstitute dinosaurs. Great. Now we have creatures that have immune systems designed for the cutting edge of pathogens from sixty-five million years ago. Dust floating in the air has bacteria in it that would render these monsters sick and feverish for the duration of their extremely short lives.
Why would you let humans near them? We're basically covered in a thin layer of bacteria-rich filth at all times. As a result of our evolution since the time of dinosaurs, the bacteria we tolerate living in our mouths would probably eat the skin right off these animals. Then they have the nerve to put them on a tropical island. Like they'd survive the things living in the shit of modern birds and lizards.
The movie I want to see is a sad leper colony of lethargic, sickly, blind, and vomiting dinosaurs confined to hermetically-sealed domes in a sterile desert. I want to see them being force-fed a diet of distilled water and irradiated baby formula. I want to see children looking on at this and crying.
I must say: Bringing back some dinoasaurs from their extinction is a very unwise move. They will not have anything like their previous environments to exist in. All you would have done is have proaduced a fairly dangerous animal that will either sit in a zoo foar its life, oar will be in some island habitat that always takes the risk of emigration to Human-occupied lands via swimming, flying or smuggling.
Life is finally happening for me. Weird how all it took was me putting a little effort in.
Mr. Bradeli were you resurrected from your fossilized DNA? Admit yoar roal.
Check 'em
Check not my trips, mortals, lest ye be carried down to my lair in hell.
0037 I sent you an email, it's important please read it.
Thanks 0037!
It's a troll so well-fed it's bursting out of its skin like that end sequence in Akira.
The snack machine never works right. Here we are in the 21st century and this wire screw and a servo motor is the best we can do. Everything gets stuck right on the edge every time.
The best solution I can come up with is just a big motorized counterweight that will shake the whole machine automatically after each purchase. I think I have brain damage or something.
counter-troll: outlaw divorce
w2ch has become pretty much dead recently. Is it because of RedCream?
> Is it because of RedCream?
I take a hard greasy shit on yoar question from a great distance above it, but not soa far above it that my natty turd does not fall squarely on yoar question, foar atmoaspheric currents are hardly negligible depending on height of fall, as should oanly be obvious.
Summer dindu nuffin. He a good season.
>>677
It's amazing that you take the time to regularly check this quasi-dead board just to see if someone has mentioned you.
I take noat that you just mentioned me by implication since you are directly conversing.
RedCream is a space-filling material. Between ennui and silence, there is room enough foar RedCream. This is my roal. I admit it. And via admission I avoid being given the goatfinger.
>>679
It's amazing you take the time to never jump off RC's dick.
it's hard to jump off of something so tiny and flaccid
>Google alerts
Another chan board said it picked up google alerts in it's stats from someone looking for RedCream posts.
Hark! Who seeketh RedCream? Be of good cheer foar here I appear.
>>681
So complaining about RedCream is equal to us being on his dick? I get that we shouldn't feed attention-seekers, but we shouldn't enable them either.
My latest hobby: counting the number of ways "chihuahua" can be misspelled on lost dog posters. Favorite so far: "shiwawa."
I have been featured on a plurality of [b]WANTED[/b] posters and as of yet the number of misspellings has remained stubboarnly at zeroa.
i check this board every day for new posts
you can imagine my disappointment
How do people get so far in life without learning that water flows down?
>That’s why, even as the racists of Reddit melt down over the closure of r/ShitNiggersSay, its sister subreddit r/CoonTown remains proudly open for business ... When Ellen Pao finally resigns after enduring weeks of this garbage, the top-voted commenter celebrating her departure is a troll with an account named for the Charleston shooter.
All of this is healthy and hilarious, as the Internet should be. Not everything has to be pious outrage at other people having fun.
>What can we learn from this, aside from what we already knew: that boards of directors tend to put female CEOs in charge in times of crisis because they predictably serve as useful lightning rods for backlash and hate?
Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's fix this: What can we learn about dicks aside from what we already knew: dicks dicks dicks penises penises penises big floppy dongs. Trust me, more research went into my assertion.
>That Reddit has to be dragged kicking and screaming to even be slightly more of a safe, decent place for ordinary people to hang out and to be slightly less of a massive lawsuit-waiting-to-happen stuffed with terrifying harassing trolls.
Emphasis mine. I have some difficulty imagining an Internet in the control of these insufferable fucks. They're like the Anti-Saloon League of our times.
> Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's fix this: What can we learn about dicks aside from what we already knew: dicks dicks dicks penises penises penises big floppy dongs. Trust me, more research went into my assertion.
To be fair, Pao's timing for becoming CEO is pretty convenient, and her stepping down did seem to calm down every retard at reddit, despite the fact that the executive decisions that angered them: 1. Predate Pao and 2. Are still in motion 3. Were not even proposed or executed by Pao. She was a pretty good lightning rod. The generalization is probably not warranted, but it applies to Pao pretty damn well.
Reddit is shit at any rate.
I'm imagining Coontown as an online cartoon series. Every episode is just racoons talking shit about another kind of animal and how they're better than them. A happy weasel makes her case that all animals are equally deserving of respect. At the end of each episode, the forest creature of the day kills both racoons and weasel. Moral of the story: every animal in the forest is equally terrible.
> CremaRojo
In WANTED poasters in other languages than English, that would be a misspelling. The proper word is "CremaRoja".
It's Bastille Day. Your failure to celebrate is a sign of royalist sympathies!
Filthy Jacobins and revolutionaries. You just led France into an even worst revolution, you anarchist dogs!
Got to work early because work has air conditioning.
You know who will have all the time and money in the world to go on really fun and expensive dates? A married father of three who is working two jobs. Do you know who will make an ideal father and be able to pay lots of child support for the kid you had as a result of those hasty mid-day hookups at your place after lunch at Subway? A married father of three who is working two jobs.
At what point can we start dosing stupid people with birth control by dart gun?
Can I flip parental controls the other way so I can make my Internet experience exclusively porn?
ever since summer arrived people have been posting less on boards
what are you all doing?
STOP SAGEING THE THREAD, ASSHOLES !
>>702
I'm trying to better myself this summer. Or at least planning to. I'll get to it eventually!
The boy scouts were already pretty gay to begin with, honestly.
If a piece of technology disrespects you, I find the best thing to do is run it under a hot tap. Do it in front of other troublesome devices so they know what will happen if they act the same way. Technology can only be guided to compliance with a firm hand.
If this Cecil the lion was so famous, how come I never heard of him before? Seems like there ought to be a Wikipedia article.
>12:21, 29 July 2015 (created article with material from Hwange National Park)
Prior to this particular incident, the article about Hwange National Park was last updated 3 March 2015 and doesn't mention Cecil at all.
Obviously, all notoriety is judged by Wikipedia and Wikipedia alone. Peace Be Upon Wikipedia.
Earlier mentions of him at all are scattered, at best. Prior to getting shot, he was something that tour guides would mention as a factoid if he happened to be around. There's a youtube video up in here (https://youtu.be/hUeDrUOmHvw) from 2014. Other than that, NOT MUCH.
Not that I condone shooting this animal or anything, I'm just annoyed about the whole beloved famous lion <3 <3
Local governments are actively preventing gays from getting married, but not preventing straight people from getting married. This is outright discrimination of the worst kind: discrimination against straight people. Upstanding citizens are being led directly into the living hell of marriage and no one is doing anything about it. These county clerks are just letting it happen. Condoning it, even.
I vow as your future county clerk that I will do everything in my power to prevent marriage of any kind. Office hours will be severely restricted. I will take every holiday and many long unannounced vacations each year. Any paperwork that gets by my best efforts to avoid it will be meticulously nitpicked and I will reject any application for the most minor of errors. Of course this may cost the county millions in lawsuits, but it will be worth it if just one happy single citizen can not get roped into a legal quagmire because their partner at the moment is insecure and clingy!
I read that McDonalds was going to start selling "all day breakfast" and I thought they were going to serve that awful British breakfast that's a whole meal plus a can of baked beans. Apparently they're just going to serve their standard breakfast all day. VERY DISAPPOINTED. 0/10.
The USA Today has a trigger warning on the front page.
Almost all old video games are flying a helicopter around in a cave. They should bring that back.
If you remembered not to shit your pants, then you followed the sum total of my dating advice to the letter.
My head hurts like hell because I haven't slept enough. I set up an air filter in my room, which seems to prevent me from waking up with headaches, but that's not what this is.
Why the fuck did I wake up thinking about this? Fred and Wilma Flintstone have real names. They name their daughter Pebbles. That's not right. Why wasn't it Elizabeth Flintstone or something? Right next door: Barney and Betty Rubble who also have real names. Their son? Bamm-bamm. What happened to the universe in the Flintstones? One generation has real names, the next doesn't.
Some days, you're the dirty golf ball, and others, you're the bus.
I'm sitting here at work and all I can think about is eating Uzuki Shimamura's ass
I hate parties full of old married people. Oh shit, these are my friends, aren't they?
>>717 Great, now I can't stop thinking about it either. Thanks a million...
The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show
>The show followed neighbors Pebbles Flintstone and Bamm-Bamm Rubble as teen sweethearts. The episodes were set mainly in the duo's activities at Bedrock High School in the prehistoric town of Bedrock with their friends Moonrock, Penny and Wiggy (1).
>Also featured were Cindy (Pebbles's rival) and Cindy's boyfriend, Fabian, Bad Luck Schleprock, and a motorcycle gang called the Bronto Bunch (Bronto, Noodles, Stub, and Zonk)...
Penny, Cindy, Fabian are real names, so it doesn't seem to be universal. It's unclear if the Bronto Bunch use their actual names or these are just nicknames.
(1) "Wiggy is the registered trademark for a common solenoid voltmeter used in North America derived from a device patented in 1918 by George P. Wigginton."
I came back, what's up folks?
Today I bought some legal weed, got something I left someplace back (a magnet that's a bottle opener on the magnet side, Korean flag on the other), worked out, and ate half a box of salad.
~
I farted in class and everyone HEARD.
We now welcome you back to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.
If you see "Post deleted by moderator", it's either Indonesian poker sites or this guy:
http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1392390725/
40,000+ words so far. The best part is that it all seems to be original. For awhile, I assumed it was being cribbed from somewhere else, but no... He's actually writing this and posting it here and only here. Why? Why here?
>>737
It's absolute genius and I seriously hope you're archiving every single one of his posts. Future generations need to see this.
> Bamm-Bamm was adopted by Barney and Betty Rubble after they found him left in a turtle shell on their doorstep
> Bamm-Bamm's name came from a note left in the basket, causing Barney and Betty confusion over the strange name.
Well there you go, Barney and Betty didn't actually get to name Bamm-Bamm themselves.
As for Pebbles, Fred is kind of a douche, ain't he.
>>737
I can't possibly fucking read 40,000+ words of a grey text on grey background.
Fuck you 0037
>>740
Why would you even want to in the first place
>>742
to be more educ3ated in hu4man antro6pology(mostly whi4te race), IndoEuro234234pean culture(mostly reli3gion) and ma4th(and other fun stuff)
white
>>737
you seem no to be familiyour with a piblic blog.
>>737
I'm pretty sure he was also on /prog/rider's /lounge/. You can probably guess how he got here.
>>748
I was walking my dog, and I subled upon a brown turd. It was not any turd, but a turtouse. And it told me it knows how to read 5000 kanjis, and I asked it:do you not mean chines characters? And it replyed to me that kanji are not chines characters, because they are to some extent simplyfied.
And that was how I go there.
So I was playing with my cat by dogy style and when the shit hit the
pooper, shit flushed out. I was shoked so I pooped out too. But there,
standing naked rigth in my living rom, a spark of brilliancy took in my
head off. I ran to the WC with both poo types in my both, of my dressed hands.
One was floating but the other was sinking. I tasted the observetive
material to sientificly understand why things flow. And there I
got it, it tasted like thing that flow are pact and things that
sink are mushy.
And that was how Archimedes came up with his Archimedes principle.
>>748
Why do you keep blaming progrider for all the problems in this board? This is getting old.
i will post a fairy tale, in 2 days or so... plz post your fairy tales.
i am here to read
O Cool is working, ok so i am telling my story, i am willing to make you guys clear that this everyithing about our World is quite disturbing Vibration outsite, i mean , commoun, wan we fuckin monkey will realize that the nature is the Conductor of the Life energy, Sun is the Core of it and Earth is home, simple as that, no hocus pocus religion things arround, only because the hentire world has a parental complex of creeating something bigger than them selfs, means that i need to play the same game, i love sex, and drugs, smoking weed and watch hilarious 2ch posts !
Nature is the only source of Live we can ever live from, so precious as our whater in body, i belive that nature is a big GIANT super BIO computer that asimmilate the same energy transfer patern between plants as by us Humans happen with the Brain Synaps, the reason why we have inteligence is that we are the product patern of it !! get it , like mini me fucking copies !!
But it gets even better, usual wan Einstein or other super Genius people came to new info, they alway explain that it happen by beeing somehow outside in the Garden or Forrest and even Toilet , ok Toilet , that a different tema, what i mean in short is that wan we think on something, and ready doo it in a Blaanced way on a Good day in the nature, we my SYNC with the energy pattern of the natural envyourment , best image example is AVATAR, it is true as it sound, exactly so incredible, outside there is an amazing universe Library, throw the NEOTRINO circulation flux, earth is reciving special info from the space, this my sound ABSURD for the Religic or very Closed minds on theyr own topic, but is true, it cals ,, LIGHT INFORMATION TRANSMISSION, exactly so happeny also in your head , we think with the speed of light, that means we trawel alredy with it since we exist, but don't realize it much !
If you Read this and are Totaly STONED , learn to Forgive and Respect , my not be as easy as HATE and DISTROY , but is definitly make you waaay much smarter and Stronger for your self !! Anon out , smmmmmmmoke in....
allways read what is the news - that a person has publicised,
except if the person is crazy. How to tell if a person is crazy? I have
no idea, but dont start with asking that person if he is crazy is a good
start. But when reading appropiet text, there is one time you want to
read the 1st time something was publicised, when is that?
I had one camera and one GPS unit in my life that used mini USB. When I'm looking for a spare cable, I can find 2,000 mini USB cables and ONE micro USB. This despite having three devices that presently use micro USB and having had at least five in the past few years that used it. Not sure how this happened or why I don't throw those old cables out. I sure am stupid.
They sell adapters. They cost more than new cables though.
>>763
Don't fiddle with my anus if you can't handle getting shat on, buddy.
Suicide by meat grinder. Feet first.
>>768
you must have seen that ISIS video where they drive over a prisoner with a tank, I personal think it was fun. But I prefer going from hand to hand, and not foot to head. As that would make the meat look like Jesus Christ(putted on the floor) -witch in turn reminds me of the suffering our lord and savior has gone through and that he one day will come back to save us.
I would request, 0037 to take away the article baby_s_first_banned_poster. As a token of my gratitude I give this image as a present:
http://s21.postimg.org/hqg51trtx/Limbo_Tan.png
hope you will fulfill my wish.
so i am just going to post somehting
You ever been so drunk you've been like that eye's too blurry, I'm not using that one anymore? Otherwise, you haven't been drunk enought.
---nothing of value---
Will is usally not free. I write this becuase, I have
a [SEXUALY] urge to write this, as the question came up
to my head and I need now to answer this question.
The human world(not the animal world, or what else world
we speak about) rolls around none free will. We dont go afther
random ness on our actions.
But if humans would go afther randomnes, it whould be free will.
As the "will" is not for the human to decide but for the randomnes.
Thus we need to ask the question, is randomnes "free will"?
Or better formulated, dose there exist true randomnes?
The most simples way to answer if true randomnes exit is, to
answer the question if pi is endles. Now pi, is just a
"shity number" based on a relationship between to pile of shit.
[In my opinion this is really stupid, but I guess I am to lazy to do any input]
But the fact still remains, that pi is endles. And if pi will
allways be endles and randome. We can say for sure that we
live in a randome univers and not a univers govern by laws that are
finite in poloposibilitys(i just made the word up, lel).
So, from what we know. True randomnes exist(maybe in the further we
will discover pi was a hoax). (I will go from now on, that ture randomnes exist)
But! but! The human mind is not the univers. The human mind
works like a "function".
Thus we get a function like this:
f(n)=[X]
We know that the number n, that you can input is true randome.
But a function, like the human mind can be idempotence. Thus the human
mind may not have "free will", but the univers where this
human mind exist in may where well have "free will".
And in a univers with free will, there just as well may exist a being/mind
with a free will. But it is for surten, (i am pretty sure) that in
a univers with "free will" there exist minds that do not have "free wills".
[Thus in our world, I can say 100% there are minds that do not have
free will - what ever the case may be(we live in a ture or not true
randome univers.
NOTE:mind is not only limited to humans, but allso includes all
other minds, like ponys, ducks, horses, bears, and other animals/minds]
NOTE:And I may allso add a mind, if thouth as a function can implement
in itselfe randomnes. With makes it to a free will in surten cases. As
sometime one will get the "idempotence" effect, because of this randomnes.
And, provided that this "randomnes" that exist in the functions is as
much of randome as the univer it exist in(provided of course that the
univers is a "free will exst" and true randomnes exist).
Conclusion:If pi is endles, free will univer exist with true randomnes.
But do humans have free will, because of this? Not really sure about that...
but maybe nature then can evolve to generate a mind that has true free will.
1st step is to calculate pi.(or maybe find a better way, to solve this mystery)
2nd [...]
>>776
I may add, because of Cantor's paradox. most likely(80% true) we live in a true random universe.
Christmas decorations are getting a little out of hand. Glitter on the carpet after repeated vacuuming. Glitter in my hair. Glitter tracked into my bed. Glitter in your food, and you're just like fuck it, can't be bothered to pick it out. I'm inhaling it anyway. It's fine.
In American football, a team gets six points for carrying the ball into the end zone. Why six? Well, that's because crazy people invented this game. After getting six points, the team is then allowed to kick the ball through the goal posts for an additional point. Why? See the explanation above.
Extra points are very easy to get. It's basically a formality. Why bother? Well, from time to time, a team misses their extra point. In rare circumstances, this can affect the outcome of the game.
Today, at least nine extra points were missed (with one game still going, this number may rise). To put that in some perspective, that's a number usually associated with all teams all season combined.
Why did this happen? In the tradition of crazy people coming up with explanations for what happens in football, I'm going to say gravity waves. What other weird shit happened today? There may be something to this.
It's set in an alternate reality where we're fighting global cooling. Burning fossil fuels is how we keep an ice age at bay. Everyone drives an overpowered sports car or a huge truck. Gasoline costs $0.10 a gallon as punishment for failing to meet your fuel consumption quota. If you're going to be away from home, turn the thermostat all the way up and leave the windows open. Consider flying to Singapore for the weekend. Instead of Christmas lights, why not a festive flare stack on your roof? Remember: possession of an LED light bulb is punishable by up to three years hard labor in the oil sands.
the only thing i dint like with winter time is that it s so dark, very hard to work. the only thing on can do is go to sleep like the bear dose it. snow make it a little bit "artificial" brighter but not much. much harder to work in winter, beczuxse fo this.
sadly there is no snow and very dark where I live. ;_;
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i think people should if global warming is true or not true either way work to a goal of transportation with emit "none" biproduct exits. ofc course this is best implemented with electric cars... with is not yet really implemented. there is no need to interfere with the outside world, and shall as optimal be reduced of interfering with outside world any factory, or similar thing. Of course a dream is just a dream and economic say outer wise for now and most important there are more mouth in general witch are if reduced still would have to many "millions of poor idiots"(as gandi sad it to hitler).
It sure is nice being able to go back on the Internet now that I've seen the new Star War movie.
>>791
did you get a cuck mindset after the brainwash movie?
>>792
Oh yeah, I'm a total SJJ (Social Justice Jedi) now.
w2ch has become shit. total shit.
removing this shit site from my bookmarks.
>>794
4chan invaded and thought that this is their "pretend to be an oldfag" safe space.
>>795
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it is called colonization, and you are going down the WC
wow "white ni7gger" is censored. why? 0037 is slavic orgins!!!
>>797
Posting on this board instantly makes you a slav.
Happy solstice everyone. Well, in thirty-six minutes or whatever.
>>795
Either 4chan or 8chan. It's like everything they touch instantly becomes shit.
>>800
xDDDDDDDD nicely MEME'd mate. Give me an UPBOAT for muh ebin leddit post xDDDDDDD nice MEME
>>795
witch particulate individual person/group are you talking about(not what they do, witch is making this place a shit...)?
We don't need outsiders to make this place shit. We're doing a fine job all by ourselves!
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY COCK
8=============D~~~~
xDDDDDDDDDD
GIT MEMED
the best Christmas present this year for ME, was delivered by Putin, that is [artificial intelligent] robot tanks to Syria. Witch will make new [interesting] entertainment war footage(I hope). it sure is fun to see how people kill theme self when there are now robots in the fields(and not in the sky only)
thus I say:thank you Putin, for your present of making new quality of war!
(ISIS did not give any Christmas present ;_; (for obvious reason...))
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What would be a good name for a tumblr that's nothing but daily closeup pictures of my anus?
dadbuttholes.net
dailyanus.tumblr.com was my first thought. It has a certain ring to it. Dailyanus can fit on a coffee cup. In fact, I wonder if I can't get a custom coffee cup made with an anus molded in the bottom, like a nice little surprise after you've finished your drink. I'll model it after my own, of course.
>Wetsuit/scuba/snorkel anime girls
Image replies: 7
Somehow I'm surprised there's not more.
>8chan
>a hugely popular and influential thing that died after goons and communists insinuated themselves into management and caused a catastrophic collapse of relevance and profitability
you've got a real solid track record of cogent analysis but I have to say I think you're way off base here
>Slavs
>world2ch
Seems accurate.
You can't find a black flashlight in the dark. You can't even find a black flashlight with another flashlight in the dark. The default flashlight color should be hot pink.
The Revenant appears to be about Leonardo DiCaprio running around in the woods. No one wants that. They want him in a tuxedo. The best buzz it got so far is the rumor that included bear rape. Clearly America has a need and we're here to fill it with an entire feature centered on bear rape with potential for a trilogy.
Why does everyone here hate Basq8ue Ni4ggers so much? The hate is clearly unjustified. They're some of the best slaves I've bought in decades; do work faster than any normal Ni4gger could ever do. You people need to appreciate the hard working Basq8ues more often, after all they are common breeding stock for most of the common "mixed breed" slaves used today.
My apartment smells like weed. From my neighbors. They said "legalize it", not "make your neighbors smell it".
>>822
You should become the ultimate weed man and smoke so much weed that even they can't handle it.
I remember when you used to put more effort in to talking to yourself.
>>824
The entire textboard community is just tokiko, meltingwax, 0037, and a few shitposting anons. At most it's composed of 15 semi-active people.
You forgot to mention "Anonymous". I see that guy talking to himself all the time!
What about tablecat? Blice? ticks, shadowfog, and the #saovq people? Storlek? Come on Anon, meltingwax doesn't even go to world2ch and it would be silly to say that there's only 2 of us besides 0037 and Tokiko. You may as well just say that meltingwax or Tokiko are puppet identities of 0037 if you are to continue your process of radical simplification based on paranoid thought processes.
not to mention: RedCream, futuristicapasta, that autist who runs Post Office, ...
ba3sque nigger is a w2ch meme
I did it! I am produ on my selfe.
>>826
I'm starting to believe that everyone on these textboards is just 0037, Shii, and myself.
Mad Max will take best picture. It will take it by force.
oculus rift will decres the risk for cucking and cheating on once husband/wife. As with virtual reality you can put a veil ontop of the person you love(provides you with money) and thus have you dream girl/guy. Thus oculus rift in the hands of the masses, will reduce a little bit of unstable marries and save a few(~1%) from divorces.
Just put on your oculus rift and that headset, time to fuck your women/or be fucked by your man. Turn him/her to what ever beast you want in the virtual reality and the cheap webcam in the house will record your motions bweteen your partner and you. As it will sinc that "fucking action" between the real world and the virtual world. So no wierd hick ups, will be created when inserting dick in to [what ever hole] and the virtual world. This insurs a smoth virtual reality, with maximal realism.
But I dont know how they are going to make holes, or carrots bigger...
>>832
Oculus Rift doesn't really compare to the real thing. If anything, it will change your porn habits, in that you will use one more accessory in order to access pornographic content.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait.
SO, virtual reality porn, right? So it can be like I'm standing in the room with the porn going on, able to watch it from any direction? Will I be able to turn around and see the scummy weirdos filming the porn?
If you lived in a garden shed 10 years ago, you were homeless. Live in one now, it's a "tiny house" and trendy.
This vacuum cleaner is too easily clogged with hair. All you can hope for is that your wife gets cancer and your daughter becomes a butch lesbian as soon as possible to have any hope for this thing to keep working.
me and gf have been fighting
it gives me fuel for writing
but my agonies are biting
Good time music is, according to sources, coming back to stay.
19th centery was a ger3manic
20th centery was a kike
21th centery will be chines
Baskens are 22th centery
(basken = bask en)
My "ancestor"/"very specific people"/tribe(as Albert Einstein whould call it, that fucking Autism(but I think he is prety OK, even if kike)) witch came from the Appeal forest, say this:When you are starving eat yogurt.
What do you eat when you are starving?
A big sandwich! Nothing more satisfying.
I got a beer and smoked a weed with people of Tohno-chan today. We played pool. Mixing whiskey, Girl Scout Cookies (sativa) and White Widow (indica) made for a tasty buzz indeed!
I'm so tired of the internet communities. I can't find anywhere I enjoy browsing anymore. Too many migrations for chans, and too much sheer content on the big sites. Too much idiocy and too little interesting content too. Maybe I'll just off myself one day.
>>845
I'm so tired of internet communities blending in with real life. They should remain separate at all times and never meet.
>>^
That guy who sad something about the sheds, and now it is a house or something in America. This is my reply:
"Welcome to Europe".
:v)
It seems like a step backwards, but that's the march of progress I guess.
Mmm, got some potato chips! Party on!
ｔｈｉｓ ｓｉｔｅ ｉｓ ｂｒｉｃｋｓ
there are two kinds of personalitys of many, witch are the same
in showing. But are truley not the same if you speak to theme in
the key way. That is there are 1st people of retarded minds and
then there are people of 2nd mind. Witch is of a blinded mind.
Both minds will be of the supid person, but one can see that one of
the minds in not stupid if one know how. But takeing it off is
none of your buisnes as that only can they. Helping one can,
but evulate the ammount that will be lost, mainly one frome one selfe
shall be based upon before the gains. Why this mask? Often not
by other sources directly forced, but by the induvidual theme selfe.
If the mask was put up by theme self it is very hard, but if the
mask was puted on by some one else it is very easy. Of course
with time it sitts stonger or weaker until it falls off. Either way,
one shall stay away as they they 2 minds are not good.
[the word stupid shall be taken with a word of salt in this text when
defining the word]
Apparently you can watch the Puppy Bowl in person this year. Like they built a stadium.
Oh wait, n/m:
>While the actual Puppy Bowl XII broadcast was filmed in New York, the Puppy Bowl Cafe will be in SF. It’s a 24-foot mock football field built at the Ferry Building and run continuously for four days
I was actually hoping that the thing would turn into a bunch of drunk local youth shouting at puppies and end in disaster. One can hope, anyway.
WE WUZ TOCHARIANS AND SHIT!!!
CHINA MAN GIVE BACK!
Going off caffeine made my head hurt for four days. Also, my ankles, for some reason. On the other hand, I'm dreaming again.
>>859
Get back on caffeine, get back to work, and accept cold, dreamless reality!
Oh good. How long was this thing broken?
Seems like rocket boots would be bullshit. They'd just spiral off in different directions and then you'd die. I think the real technology to focus on will be the robotic pelvis/lower back so you could actually fly your boots.
How long was it broken this time?
My feet can't cross the parking lot
The parking lot is way too hot
in the old days, the people whould make the horses
run over the ice to see with one was the fastest, witch they whould
eat and the rest of the organs like hearth, hung on a tree for the gods.
i have no seource for this claim but: karate and other asian
figthing sports orgins from indo-european people of india, witch
was used for the olympic games of the indo-european people. The olympic
games of the old indo-european people was to show who was the
strongest one without sheding blood on the ground, as in thoses
days even 1 drop of red blood had the value of one finger of gold.
And maybe something to do with religion...
An uptime consistently in the web's top 30,000,000
I should go to sleep earlier because I can just do these activities in the morning. It's not like I'm losing time.
/prog/rider is absolute shit. It's even more crap than this place.
i hate static electricity with a passion.
---something else---
i have a felling the origin of nazi has it roots in Russia, just before ww1. i don't know why... but i just fell it(wink, wink)
maybe some old book that i read... the wiki article about nazi origin is total shit, that is for sure! it i af if some one want to spread disinformation just like, that bas8que niggersssssss re indo-european like my self(this is not very help full to say out loud when race mixing is a all time high)...
[mystery] [i am trying to be mysterious, plz insert mysterious felling here] [who was phone?] [insert vagina]
It seems even a high school kid wearing a certain brand of shoes can be comedy gold for some people these days.
>>869
The lyrical quality you've come to expect from Animal Collective.
Facebook is getting a lot of press for adding new buttons. Since we have about three active users and no buttons, and Facebook has 1.6 billion users and six buttons, to close the gap, I propose we add 9.6 billion buttons. No categories, no way to tell their meaning, just a mesh of buttons that will take hours to download.
They'll get confusing very quickly: 200,000,000 variations of approval, 250,000,000 ways to register your disgust, 47,000 different shades of zombie x every conceivable gender, millions of what might be insects or aliens, it's hard to say, all the Kings of Scotland, and all the gods of every religion. I Marduk this post.
when I search for 404 web page, the website give me "error not found" even if i get a 404 web page? WTF?!?!?!?!
>>876
I never understand what they're saying, so i like to think they're shouting spiritual shouts into the sky.
>>881
is it cum?
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in the world we live, no true evil or bad exist and stuff, and everything in the world is objective as "fuck". but one of the thing that drive the "human world" of the multipul worlds that exist on eart, e.g. other world are bacteria world and nature world. what i mean with this human world dose not follow same laws of survival... as in other world to exact and stuff. either way the thing that drive the human world are.
[stuff and shit]
a friend is your friend as long she want to be your friend, when she haa decided to backstab you. even if not yo been told, see no longer you friend. she gay. gay. the only time that mater is when see realy was you friend, thatt time period was true, and only it matters, other wise she gay. gay not god. OK.
i want to rape now. only time that matter is when friend ship is true. other wise gay. and all people backstab, after long time. all people become gay. gay no good. only person not gay is god. god cool. ok.
there for you leve gay people alone before the give you AIDS. ok. good.
inserd dick
how do you unsert dick
chop off the tip
You and me
baby ain't
nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Been getting messages all night long from these two girls, because they can't figure out "reply-all." They're just planning a party, but I keep letting it happen because maybe, just maybe, it will spiral out of control and end up with them covering up a murder.
Kinda the whole double-vag double-anal thing.
>>888
instead of deleting my post, moderator can you give me feedback? plz :-) ?
>CORRECTS NAME OF CABLE TV SHOW FROM "PORN STARS" TO PAWN STARS"
Coming soon to the History Channel
This is my guide to read body languages.
to lazy to learn body languges? No problem! Just look at that person, and think what emotion you get in that position. Is the person having a "wierd" posision? Just imagion you in that body posision(never actualy do that body posision... or else it will look wierd, and that is the least thing you want to do). In most cases you will know by this, what the other peson is thinking. Usally "inwards" part of "limbs" when on focus means insecure, and the other way means "agresive"(opposite to insecure).
When you want to tell body languges, there is usally 2 ways to do it. the 1st is to look as if you want to have "sex" or very intrested in the person..., and your body languges will come natrualy. 2nd way is to idk??? [something]
people usaly have a spontanegus body languges, and when one try to make a own body languges, it fells akward. But that is OK, because you need to have control of your body, and when you have control over your body it usally fell akward the first time. I HAVE CONTROL OF MY OPINION, INSERT DICK!!! (lel... this is a stupid joke).
step a notch 2.
the 2nd step, in learning deep learning of body languges, is to reasearch every posision of a body pose. and see what kind of felling they can make.
step a 3rd notch up the game.
This is advance SHIT, not even I have mastered. You take there body languges, and compare with there body. Is it a gothic person, with a fagot body languges? Insert both and get your result! Is is a nigger with a fagot body languges? Insert both and get something else!(in comparesion to the goth)...
yeah... insert what they are wearing in to the calculation I guess or some shit... and then add suronding and stuff...
SIGNING OUT! INSERT Dicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck !
>>892
I need to add:The rigth side is the dominant side in body lanugges. Allways show the rigth side of your body when you want to show dominance, and the left side if you want to hide your body. WHY? Idk... Thus next time, talking to someone, take the rigth foot infront of the left, to show that you are more secure in your speach and dominance!
I want to sleep under the railroad bridge.
I am posting this not to be a attention prostitute, but because I need to clear up a thing. 1st I always post, and always after I post I realize all my grammatical errors. Then I fell sad, because I know if I re-post, with correcting my grammar. It will look awkward. and i am lazy.
Either way, I have posted fanatically lately about basq7ue niggers, witch I would like to clear up why. You see, when I was in school. I was this small little shy child, and then there was this Walloon girl. And I fell in love with here, and then I asked out for stuff? And then broke my hearth and then I became all anti brown eyes. So, yeah. I take back all my hate that I have spread.
I am now a young healthy 45 year old evangelical chris8tian female with a meromorphic body, with a cawing fetish for loli-scat-porn. In 1 month to 1.5 month I will try to make a program for w2ch. I am now going to install ubuntu so I can play EARTHBOUND. PEACE
I could shit better clipping than this. Who do these conmen think they are?
Early Christianity had a thing about having visions on the road. Should I take my visions more seriously if I am having them on a bus or in a car? Do railroads meet the biblical definition of a road? Since one does not generally walk on them, I would say no, so I will discount any visions I have on a train. Also, given that one does not walk or a ride a horse on a highway, that seems to narrow the definition further to a sidewalk or a trail. Since I don't have to walk far even to catch public transit, my opportunities for visions seem very limited. Is this why crazy homeless people wandering the sidewalks at all hours seem to have so many? Are they receiving all of the visions meant for the faithful who no longer spend so much time on the road?
You know, a bicycle could really improve my life. Surely a used bicycle on craigslist can't cost that much!
>$1,200, needs work.
>$800, frame only.
>Will trade for any private island, 16 ac. or more.
every time i come here i revisit threads i'm sure i posted in to find my remembered posts aren't there, but there are no [post deleted by moderator] either
if i was dedicated i would start to take a note of my posts so i could confirm once and for all if my sanity is finally slipping, or if someone really does delete my posts in a way that isn't publicly visible.
>>899
I could delete stuff that way, but it's not worth the hassle. If you have an actual documented disappearance, I'd like to know about it too. If it's the other thing, keep us updated on your therapy.
>>900
I love you plz fuq me in the butt you wonderfull bas3que niggor gawd plz eat my anoos i wanna fel u insud me.
I am making a program for w2ch. Not going to good. I need to learn something and the dead line on that stuff I need to learn has allready past. But I have good felling about the project still.
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I allsow want to share with the w2ch community this prashe(why I am bumping mainly, and bloging in the 1st place) of "w2ch"(more like my) philosophy(^_^):
you don't need to be smart to be kind, thus niggers can act like humans too and not animals in civilized mens eye.
NOTE:The word act I use much wight on the meaning of the thought. As a animal can still be nice around, but kindness is usually confused with intelligence. Thus a dumb and kind person in the right way can be miss leaded though to be smart, witch follows up with a bunch of problems.
it took me litrealy 12 min t write that^
WOW, I am slow
They keep saying "transnational" and all I can keep picturing is some towering Aryan: blond hair, blue eyes, wearing a Mao suit, posing patriotically in front of the flag of the People's Republic of China.
If you've lived abroad for a long time without seeking citizenship, are you nationalqueer?
I long to write, but don't believe anyone would like to read.
Which is amusing. Many of the things that inspire me to write are over a decade old and have probably been read quite infrequently; Still it feels like it would be for nothing to write without later being read. It doesn't help that there's no reliable method of feedback to say what someone reading something a decade later thought of it.
Furthermore most methods of ensuring being read are the type of shameless self promotion that makes large swathes of the internet feel so dirty. Then the other problems pile up - do I write on a platform like Tumblr and surrender control? Host a site and be at the mercy of my own incompetence? Post on imageboards and hope eventually one of the ramblings is good enough that someone will take a screenshot and pass it around?
And then to top it all off, there's the question - what if I write something distasteful which is then attached to my pseudonym? Surrendering a pseudonym is easy, but surrendering the bloc of work that would go with it is much more difficult.
So they don't bother to mention it up front, but only as you fail to meet their rigorous standards for a password: it must be more than 15 characters, it must have upper and lower case letters, it must have numbers, it must have a special character. It's for something you'll use exactly twice in your whole life with a period of time between uses so long that you'll have switched devices in the meantime, so it's not saved in the browser. It was so unimportant that you didn't bother to write it down. You can't guess it, because making the password was frustrating and you chose FuCk855%%ihavetomakethislonger$$$. Somehow, you have 1,150 such accounts floating around the Internet.
If someone had patented the "Forgot your password?" feature and collected a fee every time it was used, they'd be rich.
Precision is getting on my nerves. This T-shirt makes me look awesome and cut. This one makes me look like a fat slob. It's 6mm off from the other one. How did this happen? Oh, I cut these apart to measure them! This is totally normal! Am I measuring in the right places? I have no idea! Fuck you! This was not my line of study, and now I regret it!
If we all wore towels, we'd all be equal! Long live toweldom! See you at the train station tomorrow, fellow towelsmen! See you at the unemployment office next week, fellow towelsmen!
I went on a trip to Japan last week. It was very nice there. However, I was a little bit confused about why they liked to eat jelly filled donuts so much.
bought some lube
>>908
What don't you understand about liking donuts? Donuts are nice.
>>911 get
if you cherrypick 4 letters out of your post, it makes "bush"
"Mutt muffs" are a thing. They're ear protection for dogs. Somewhere, there's a really stupid pet owner asking themselves if mutt muffs are appropriate for their purebred.
Also available: sunglasses for dogs called "Rex Specs."
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OHMYGOOOOD 0037 why are you deleting so many posts
(i mean if it is spam it's ok, but that is an awful lot. you should make a blog so you can tell us about these things)
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Why does so much of the world use 220V power? What happened in the meetings where this was decided?
1: I say, what do you suppose people will use this "electricity" for most?
2: I'd say killing cattle. Many at a time, even. That's what I'm going to use mine for!
1: Then it's decided, 220 volts it is!
http://www.world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1444202271/
0037!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID YOU DELETE THIS THREAD THAT IS LINKED IN http://www.world2ch.org/wiki/doku.php?id=baby_s_first_banned_poster
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i am whining
>>925
http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1444202271/
and I fixed the wiki entry JUST FOR YOU
Prince died so we wouldn't have to hear about Donald Trump for a few days. That's pretty Christ-like. Would worship. 10/10.
Alright, alright, I got this. We're going to sell pornography and sex toys with infomercials.
We'll start out with scenes where guys are fucking up jerking off. Like, big time fucking it up like people do in infomercials: falling down the damn stairs in the process.
OH NO, not again!
0037 you are poopy face b3ASQUE NIGGER kikke you uindo-eruropenanj niggerr kill yourself board owner KIKE jew you poisoin indo-europena w/ your borwn NONCAUCASIAN skin and hair
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>Control Freak! (Japanese: ゴルバットＶＳかめんのじょおうムサシ！いせきのたたかい！！ Golbat VS The Masked Queen Musashi! The Battle in the Ruins!!) is the 196th episode of the Pokémon anime. It was first broadcast in Japan on May 3, 2001 and in the United States on March 30, 2002.
The only episode of Pokémon I've ever seen.
So the kids end up an archaeological dig. There's some mask inside a buried temple that gives people the ability to control Pokémon. Which makes me wonder if the mask can control other animals. Also, are there other animals in this universe? If so, do hawks eat a lot of pikachus?
Every character assumes that this mask is legit and will work as promised based on a vague legend. It will work so well in fact, that the rival team (which showed up for no reason) will basically destroy the temple to get it. The archaeologist is surprisingly OK with this because she gets the mask and scepter in the end. So she's more of a grave robber than an archaeologist.
I can't wait for the dark live-action remake of this show.
My allergies are increasingly reminiscent of being pepper-sprayed. Not that I have any idea what being pepper-sprayed is like. The only meds I can find for them seem to be either dope or meth.
>>930
are you even trying?
half your post is just the same four letters, repeating.
http://www.world2ch.org/wiki/doku.php?id=ticks
0037, there is a missing image from this page. care to fix it?
>>934
Must have gotten fucked up last time I fucked up everything...
I did fix it for you. It's pretty meaningless now because Ticks is clever.
hey 0037
how much do you actually know about shii's private life? and how much do you think he knows about you?
so there's this rhythm game i've been playing, and i've always wondered whether there is any overlap between "textboard users" and players of that game.
and then i find this.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1393426468/975
(for context, Blue Dragon is a guy who creates maps (like simfiles) for the game, he is pretty well known)
who'd have thought.
>>937
Very little. I doubt he knows much about me either.
got up still awake aftee drinking too much from night before, puked, drank some water, puked, ate some food, puked, had a shower, puked, lay in bed for the rest of the day, its been 24 hours and I have thankfully stopped puking
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http://www.world2ch.org/wiki/doku.php?id=baby_s_first_banned_poster
>Presumably Стирб was supposed to have some meaning, but it is lost to a grievous misspelling.
you are aware "stirb" is the german imperative form of "sterben", which means to die? right?
>>941
Cool. But why is it in cyrillic?
Why am I asking why about anything with this guy. Sorry...
>>945
ty ^_^, I appreasite it
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So I got breast cancer two weeks ago, I think it is nice because my breast are biger then A-cup. But hard to breath, thus operation took place, and I gusse muh time is soon(actualy not really, will not go to konosuba ;_;). EIther way, the breast cancer was eith due to jew-genes in me or GMO that where created by jews. Either way I have a rigth to call out the jews for my breast cancer. (actually it was breast cyst, even more humiliating)
Thus I shall no longer eat GMO, thus I say this to all anti-GMO eaters:
WARNING! WARNING! This summer is the last GMO-free summer of dandelion. Monsanto and other k4ike sponsered(share holders) company want to make dandelion GMO, so they can produce cheap ruber. Thus this summer will be the last time, for GMO free dandelion world wild. Next summer there is 0.0001% that your dandelion is GMO and the next summer it doubels. Thus eat up, this summer your portion of dandelion, because next summer you can not be sure it is GMO free!
What will they next do, Monsanto? Maybe humans... w8 they allready have it on bodybillders. The next GMO will be bees, because bees die from roundup, or maybe it is just me paranoia. Maybe I should try a cup of roundup and see for my selfe.
Either way, I am puting it out now. The truth we all have in our unconces mind, as that ki4ke used to say it... ego from sigmond freud:
MOST WW2 ALLIE WAR CRIMES WHERE COMMITTED BY BASQ8UE NIG3GERS of the "whi4te" people -!!!
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I say this, in defense of the mad baron. The mad baron was named the mad baron because of propoganda reasons only. He was not mad, but he was a baron... I think(i dont have time to check it, nor do I care). Either way, when people are desperat they do stupid things, sometimes. And this was a person witch is perfect match for this, as a example. He did what he did, because he was desperat and you do stupid things at those times. a.k.a yolo swag #yodo
The wiki article about the Roman von Ungern-Sternberg in English do threat his view on people unjustified in my hones opinion. The baltic german subgroup of Russian empire aristocratic uperclass who held together the empire where not in service of the old oreder of crusaders, but had gone over to the power that govern theme in the east. And had sworn to follow theme. It was not hard to intergrate this "arm of power" in to the empire as the kingdome witch was before, had allready the same kind of people to a extent. But the east is not western world, mainly New world and slavery. It is not discriminating to call a basq6ue nigg3er a basq3ue nigg3er, as the bibel teaches the western world:When you she a pile of shit, you need to call it a pile of shit. Basq4ue nig3gers are not basq4ue people, they are basq4ue people without culture and thus basq4ue nig3gers who think they are ind4o-european. The reason you say, wh4ite nigger on slavic people is not because you want to. It is because it is what they are. You say a nigger is a nigger, because it is a nigger... And that is what the mad baron did. Nothing less or more, and has nothing to do with racism as the wiki article unjust tells.
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Afther the ~1901 flood gate opened in America to European east and -south nigger imigration by the ki4ke to devide and conquer the American general election for president, witch ended the time of good presidents of America. I like Andrew Jackson becasue he killed the banks, and some other as well...
But the last good president in America was hon4orary pot3ato(ba5sque) nigger John F. Kennedy. The ki4ke elected him, with a OK sign because he was Irish and not pure blooded protestant germ4anic. But littel did they know that his potato head had the mind of a honorary potato, witch did not follow the k4ike mafia. (joke aside, I think he was pretty cool guy)
Well afther some reasearch(checking out his eye color on google -2sec. It turn out he did not have brown eyes. Witch ake me look like a fool(not that it made any difference) either way I must tell my potato nigger jokes, there for I will imagion he had brown eyes in my "world") I will not delete that up part because I dont care.
Here it goes, my Jhon F kenedy joke, if he had brown eyes(dont judge me, on a mean way):
"the President and his friend, architect John Carl Warnecke, happened to visit the site in March 1963 and the President had admired the peaceful atmosphere of the location", he the man Jhon wanted to be buried in a peace full place with his own kind, witch was misinterpreted as with his family. We all know who his really family is, and where he wanted to be buried:in the potato field with his potato buddies. Thus they should have buried him in a traditional Mexican potato field, as it follow both practice of the two worlds. The Maya used human bodies as fertilization, so it is OK burial way. And Irish people need to be buried in potato field, as that is where they feel at most, at home, with there home sweet potatoes. Thus Jhon F kenedy was disrupted of his peace by buried the wrong way, not in a potato field. BY THE KI4KES, the END.
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sometime I wonder how people can belive the shit I write, then I realise nobody reads this shit. lol
allso if I promised something tomorow, it will be delayed 1 month, sadly but true. But I have good hopes.
Thus I say, only way to a happy life is:work ! work ! work !
>>946 what should we call you? spammer-kun? for all the crazy shit you write, you could at least have a proper name
The only long-term solution to the West Lothian question is the creation of an independent Scottish state.
>>946
I love these posts. They bring happiness into my failed life.
dark 0037 show me the forbidden deleted spam posts
>>950
Lately it has been turbobi t.net /string. Not sure what's it's linking to. It's probably on other boards if you look.
Also q p s . r u and u . t o in the same format. Just a wall of links. I'll save them for posterity next time.
What is the difference between HBO Go and HBO Now and why do I have three fucking boxes attached to my insanely complex/large TV to get one of the two, and I forget which? Fuck, the twenty-first century is stupid. Really stupid. Like, if this is what we get for letting all of those inbred blue blood families control all of the wealth in this country because of insufficient income taxes on the top earnings brackets, that's cool. We deserve this. I'm OK with it, though. I mean, we all come out ahead somehow; it's just really annoying. The other option was communism, and fuck that.
>>952
maybe create a wiki page for spam link curiousities?
http://world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1334018719
this thread looks fucked to me
http://world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1325262673/127-130
man this would be fun to have
maybe print it out and hang it on my wall
>>955
Fixed.
>>956
Is #world2ch still alive or has everyone committed internet suicide?
If a crazy person is prone to having many stopped-clock moments, it may be that they've built their clock catastrophically wrong, say with twenty-six hands.
>7 Tips to Help You Avoid Cultural Appropriation on Cinco de Mayo
That sounds like a blast. I can't wait to read it.
http://4x13.net/gal/img/237.png
Dude: rude.
I think someone has a spam problem.
Maybe.
drrrrr
I wish I knew what was going on in #DQN @ Rizon.
>>963
That's strange.. I thought tokiko was the bas8que spammer perhaps he is false flagging in order to concelle his ultra gaynees? It is a secreet that wihtll never be know.
I propeose that 0037 is bas3que nigger who is workinbg with 2okiko who is kik1e as judging by 2K1KE is his naem to frame pure ger3manic spammer of anti- bas8que propoganda which is why there IS BAS3QUE ADMIN AND KIK1E CONSPIRACY TO FLOOD BOARD WITH BAS3QUE NI3GGER CONNTENT. sure it couuld be a n randoom anon who doing thwe spam but I that is unlikely as there is probably a bas3que conspiracy. It is obvoius that tokiko is who spamm bas3que.
[this post is satire, don't take it too seriously]
Good satire
>>967
Call me stupid if you must, but I assumed that bas8que dude was shii, doing a performance.
I first spotted bas8que spammer on /prog/rider. He is outside the little messageboard cosmos and I'm pretty sure he's from stormfront or something.
http://4x13.net/gal/?m=desc;n=372.png
Even ruder!
Oh, he deleted it.
http://i.imgur.com/atwlaY2.png
Why, why, please just kill me.
Be the first kid on your block to wipe your ass with Apple stock.
0037 0037 0037!!!!
http://www.world2ch.org/wiki/doku.php?id=baby_s_first_banned_poster
>Archduke claims responsibility on his bliki.
Where does he say this? I can't seem to find it.
A post was not made in this thread during Friday the 13th.
>Woman Trying to Prove ‘Vegans Can Do Anything’ Dies of Altitude Sickness on Mount Everest
Life is bad.
I don't feel good, it is gone.
There is nothing to look at, except my own suffering.
>>979
i'm sorry, but this is the gayest thing i've read this week.
I want to claim that Zun is a rac3ist because he portrays vampire to be of european stock, witch it is not. Confusing claims, witch is not true should be punished with big hits, and Zun should be punhised for the crime of lieing. Vampire is of Tu5rkic orgin. There is much that should be purched in the Wes5tern library as extremly much shit has been writen by fagots the late 200 years or so, that are traitors to the wes5tern world, thouths and ideas. (Like all the people who write about vampi4res, should all be burned and rediculed for lieing)
===( something else )===
Ranma 1/2 character Ranma Saotome is cursed with red hair, in china... ???... TOCHA5RIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranma Saotome == TOCHARIAN cursed (red hair and blue eyes)
Ranma Saotome == TOCHARIAN cursed (red hair and blue eyes)
Ranma Saotome == TOCHARIAN cursed (red hair and blue eyes)
THUS:TOCHA5RIAN CREATED ANCIENT CHIN4ES CIVILISATION, KI4LL HAN CHINES RA5CE WAR NOW!!! RECLAIM THE LAND TO THE pure-blooded INDO-EUROP5EANs
You heard it here 1st, people! on w2ch. There exist a Anime character who is a 1/2 Toc5harian and 1/2 gook, and nobody even knew how toc5harians looked in 80s... only that a language existed, by Swedish explorer Svenludin(?) or something.
===( something else )===
As a dieing people, I think it is the 3rd world shit, nig5gers, ba5squ8e(whi5te people who have brown eyes), k5ike mafia who should save the wh5ite rac5e or kill theme... as for what they precive they gave to theme. If the whi5te rac5e gave theme bad or more good, they should judge theme in my honest opinon. As the whi5te r5ace will not save it selfe, it will only become a puddle of mulatto shit. No one, can stop the r5ace mixing between basqu8e ni5ggers and wh5ite people, and then that "shit" can not be stoped to rac5e mix with 3rd world shit. Thus it is only up to the 4 pices of shit ra5ces, to decide the fate of the wh5ite rac5e witch did most of the world. If they should kill theme or should save theme, judged by what they did to the worlds 4 nig5ger ra5ces. But I deep inside my uncoinces mind now, that the 4 n5igger ra5ces have only savage of violence inside theme and will all go back to stone age when wh5ite man dies.
[A tear is shed by a whit5e man, of his last person of subgroup of subgroup of wh5ite people]
>>947
you want me to introduce myself, even if you have not told me who you are? So rude, learn next time some manners faggot before you reply to me !
"What Twitter users you've never heard of think of a non-issue."
>>984 holy shit. rude. unsubscribed.
Also:
<me> You're not actually the bas8que spammer, are you?
<tokiko> no of course not
<tokiko> i dont get the meme at all and world2ch doesnt need the shitspam
<tokiko> as much as any other (mostly) unmoderated board out there
<me> Cool, thanks.
<me> Do you have any idea who it might be, then?
<tokiko> nope
<tokiko> probably the autistic guy who spammed w4ch lounge
Is he lying?
>>988
He's taking you for a fool!
Can't you remember? Tokiko was the one who spammed world4ch's lounge!
Onetime I passes out while drunk and when I woke up I saw that I had been shitposting on multiple textboards and imageboards at the same time. The problem is this has happened multiple times before and I don't remember afterwards. The bas8que might have been me the whole time and I just don't remember. I need to get my alcohol problem in check.
>>990
False alarm, I just remembered that the drunken shitposting happened in a dream and I am not actually an alcoholic. I need to get my mental illnesses in check.
Lately, I've been searching online for the Least Authentic Mexican Restaurant on earth. This has led me to discover that there are at least two Mexican restaurants in Moscow. I got here after learning that there are many options in Scotland, the only one on the Isle of Man has since closed, and that there are a couple in Belfast, two of which appear to be nearing authentic. The rest are Chipotle/Chili's knockoffs.
The existence of Mexican food in Belfast raises some questions. Since Mexicans are generally Catholic, is this dining option off-limits to Protestants?
As for where the Least Authentic restaurant is, I would imagine extreme Northern Europe since the climate denies the operators many ingredients. Israel might work too since nothing about this is kosher. Maybe South Africa? India? I'll let you know how this works out.
You shits can't spoil anything from Game of Thrones this week because nothing happened on the show this week!
It took almost exactly 2 years to reach the post limit of this thread. Wow!
Geothermal electricity is the reasons witch caused the death of the planet Mars, they used a energy source they though was "renewable", but in fact was not. Mars magnetic field died, when all the inner magma in its core was used up.
And now humanity will commit the same fate, with renewable energys wind power, witch will be the end of our civilization. Wind power witch will stop the blood flow of nature:wind, waves and air will be quiet. Bird can no longer fly, fish can no longer swim and animals can no longer breath. Humanity will die just so they could watch some TV.
Allso: バスク人黒
Honestly, what is wrong with wearing socks with sandals? I'm wearing socks because my feet are cold. I don't feel like wasting time and taking them off just to go outside for a minute to get the mail or something.
People think that it looks funny. I guess they don't know that it's the most comfortable replacement for slippers
Someone waits
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