>>589
Piss to land on balls, or reach them? Because piss doesn't land on my balls. I've been pissing unaided since I was two years old. I am a pissing black belt, bro. My piss hits the target every time.

So are you asking how long until piss reaches my balls from beneath? That's a function of where I happen to be in the world. If I were confined to a small space and lying down, that's one thing. However, I will not be confined. I am a free man and I don't wallow in my own filth.

In that case, it would depend on my overcoming the drainage potential of the land on which I am standing. Basically, you're asking me to produce a flood of piss that's balls deep. I think we can make that happen with a couple 24-packs. Just leave them on my doorstep and wait in your raft or whatever.

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