What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
Oh, $10 to choose your seat, I see. Not mentioned until checkout, I see. I wish other businesses could get away with this. I mean, all businesses. I wish the price you paid for any goods or services was a total mystery until it just appeared on your credit card statement and I wish that too was littered with entirely arbitrary unmentioned fees. That would make the world a better place!
You see, children: Jeff Bezos gets all the money in the world. You don't get any, despite creating all the things he sells. This is what is called "the social contract."
If movies and television are any indication, hackers need a lot of 3D animation work done for them. Since this is completely accurate, we need to find a way to profit from their needs. Will they pay us with stolen credit cards, or how does this work?
>Australians on Indonesia death row arrive on execution island
Execution Island
Tired of crowded tropical tourist traps? Come to Execution Island, where the crowds are thinning out every day!
...Getting less crowded every day.
That sounds better.
I'm working on it. We'll have storyboards by the morning.
Oh, I'm about to fly and now there's not a plane on earth that can stay on the runway. I see how it is!
Execution island: airfare is cheap because all the tickets are one-way.
TransFast was going to be a great name for our chain of clinics, but it turns out it's a registered trademark for some wire transfer company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxyK3uzpZA
it is happening in May(from video) or one month earlyer if the americans are smart(probebly not, monkeys dont know how make diplomacy)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone said damn you to cock-sucking hell to me today. Presumably, there's a lot of cock sucking there. But what if you enjoy sucking cock? Then is that heaven for you? Or are you forced to watch while others suck cock, unable to do so yourself?
it is no coinsidens that they puted the "o" and "p" key
so close togheter, they want you to type poop!
Type with me now poop.
poop! poop!! poop!!!
I worked.on coding, was fun. Had some trouble with gf. Pooopopop
>>515
w8, stop right now anon with what you are doing!
you are not a hipster just because you post on world2ch!
so fuck off fag!
Wasted a bunch of time making webms for a thread on /gif/. Are you man enough to guess which thread it is?
mayority of people who write in todays world poems are have a background of sick mental health. The problem can be because:They are a sick fuck, they have been the victim of rasism, they have no friends, they have ADHD,Autism,something similar. You should stay away as far away as you can from people who write poems because they most likley are unstable, even throuth that is probebly the best cure for mentality unstable people(to talk to mentaliy unstable people and not run away). We should build concentration camps where we can concentrate this people with there "poems" and threath from there mental illnes, with some fresh "air" if you understand me ^^.
Death to:"felling, fellings, flexing fellings, mosi, mosi, bee or not bee!", only a crazy person speaks like that !
[I hope you can understand what peoems are and what it is not]
This automatic pancake machine has been around for years and I was not informed. Punishments for this failure are forthcoming and they will be very creative. Stop telling OSHA about the punishments, pussies.
Four pancakes per minute! Pancakes for a thousand years! We'll make a vending machine out of it. Put in fifty cents, and it drops a hot stack of pancakes right into your hand, followed up by a nice shot of hot syrup. We'll spin the burns and stickiness by making it sexy or something.
Crazy people are always shitting on my plans. I guess I'll just have to buy wasp spray when I get there now...
One of the best threads ever seen on w2ch. An eternal classic.
A 9.5/10
>>524
You didn't even give a good reason for marking us down 0.5 points. We're super insulted. You're objectively the worst critic ever. I am taking out a full page ad on the Internet to complain about this bullshit. ps, if you can post the full page ad, let me know. pps, how big is a full page ad on the internet in like words/font size?
0037 check the email, it think it is time
It's good to know that "Everyone will know my name!" is a threat taken lightly in Germany. I think I'll fit right in. Just told a cashier I'd kill her whole family with an ice pick. Forget why exactly, but if I lived in Germany, I'm sure it would be entirely justified.
As usual I forgot to something clever for April fool's day.
It's just like having your own backyard. With twenty Chinese people smoking in it. All the time.
$2200 a month. Shall we just sign those papers now or...?
I'm going to be a pet astrologer when I grow up.
why am i so lonley? ;_; no friends, kill me!!!
I discovered a great way to shave hundreds of dollars off of a transatlantic flight is to include a layover in the Ukraine. Being a cheapskate couldn't possibly bite me in the ass eight times in a row...
ESPN baseball has this "3D strike zone" feature... it's so distracting you don't notice the hitter. It just looks like the pitcher is hurling a ball into a futuristic hypercube or some shit...
4D hyperbaseball
From the future
A old saying gose like this:
Only stupid people dont lie.
Comment:Then thing stupid relise is that you should be allways a dick, but that is not at all what it means. There is a big X that is away, that is you should only lie when you can do good or in the right curcumstances. It dose not at all say you should be a dick and lie for your own sake. Many saying are like these. They say one thing but miss a big part of the hole. Like a ice berg. That thing is for the person to create becuase the word sayings, need to reflect the people.
If you are good you will not be a fick with that word saying, but if you are a dick you will not understand and be a dick, thus reflecting all kind of people from the bottom to the highest point in the rainbow.
Having allergies is like being swollen and drunk. I would prefer this sensation without the burning ants marching up my nose and into my eyes, though.
still waiting for antidepressants to do their magic. right now it's closer to some sort of fucked up dark magic that makes me not want to do anything at all.
In the upcoming Batman vs. Superman movie, the title characters spend the entire hour and a half scowling directly into the camera while on water skis. From time to time, you can see they are approaching a structure on the water, but you can't make it out. Only a the end, is it apparent that this is an enclosure with a shark inside. The film ends with no resolution at all: just the same image of Batman and Superman on water skis, staring into the camera. After the credits, there's some hint about the League of Justice.
In the second Batman vs. Superman movie, the entire film is just the title characters in extreme slow-motion, jumping over the shark in the enclosure. Again, no resolution as we never see them land. Again, League of Justice stuff after the credits.
The third Batman vs. Superman movie? Mostly slow-motion landing. Lots of League of Justice villains are seen watching this or on boats nearby. This stuff just writes itself.
Worldwide box office is estimated at $2.2 billion.
Don't think of it as keeping dolphins in captivity. Think of it as putting dolphins in jail. Where they belong.
I love to be my [people], if I could I whould jump of the board in to the pool of water(represented in this case by my dead people as a mountin) in no time, that whould be a dream to cum true, to die with once people.
i drew a black line on my finger so every time i try and pull a hair out of my nose i feel successful
>>543 you have some skills, i need two fingers, are you using your nail for the second finger or what?
>>544
thumb + index finger. when i want a challenge i switch to my middle finger, which doesn't have a black lawn drawn on it. this increases the stakes of perceived failure.
After two years of summer, it decided to be winter in May. I wish I could be a planet and do whatever the fuck I wanted.
There is a Spongebob Squarepants 400 Nascar race. If you're a driver in this thing, isn't that a little insulting? It's like racing in the Stupid Idiot 400...
If the users of the bigger *chans find their way to textboards, there would have no place left for discussion that isn't overrun with meme-spouting idiots. This saddens me.
>>549
But they do find their way. And they have done so since forever.
People get really upset when I refer to their children as "it."
Now I kind of want to keep this up as long-form troll.
why did the admin delete my western ways? where is the love here? dose no body love me ??? ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_; why is the world so dark???
>>552
Kill yourself as protest, that will show him.
Western ways was really good one of the best threads.. i dont think admin did the right thing
>>555
oh, just look how racist the admin is, I defend a minfority mafia orginisation called the jews and what happen to my post, it gets deleted, the number 5 dose not lie to me athleast.
The part of Borat that stuck me as especially deep, was the part where the two protagonists were wrestling naked in their hotel room.
I hope there's a gay porno parody of Borat.
Hi!
I am new here and was just wondering how much hate towards germans is there in america, USA, Canada and United Kingdomes? I a pretty sure the admin of this website has english and german "blood"/ancestors because he/she wrote in the "wiki" From English to German(could have writen from English to Frenche or something), and the admin seems to be nice to german, not say bad stuff. Idk, take it wath you want but answer my qeustion plz!!!
In America, it's good luck to spit on a German. A Christmas delicacy here is German baby soup.
>>564
are you sure? have you tried it? What is the best part of the baby? I like to eat irish people they taste like potato but I never imagion how german babys taste like? Do they taste better if you cum in theme before you eat theme? How do you capture the german babys? So many qeustion tell me more!!!
1 German baby (quartered)
2 11/64 quarts German mother's tears
1 can prepared pumpkin (so foreigners can't reproduce this recipe)
2 Tbsp ketchup (because 'murica)
1 dash Manischewitz Concord Grape Wine
>>566
sound lovley! I will now run and rape a german, the number one step to preparing the dish:German baby soup, that you forgot to mention(you can ofc steal but I am not a nigger) !
Baby Bach Ribs
Encouraging words of peace and inclusiveness rapped over smooth jazz.
HELP WANTED: Have freakishly enormous wrists??? MAKE MONEY NOW! Television models for Apple Watch needed immediately!
Ugly face? Fat? Balding? Bad Teeth? Convicted sex offender and you can tell just by looking?? DOESN'T MATTER! Trim hipster body doubles provided! All we need is your huge fat wrist to make this thing look normal!
Those with wrists less than 20cm in circumference NEED NOT APPLY.
This thread is lacking the requisite amount of brutal rape.
These are the last days of NSA domestic spying! Text HITLER KORAN ANTHRAX BOMB to your loved ones before it's too late!
world2ch is going to shit,
now we are web 5.0 - Open, Linked and Intelligent Web = Emotional Web
The webpage is now forming on emotion and not on the real thing, being formed by its community to the place it should reflect(the people who are using the website as in web 2.0).
It is not the website to decide what emotion it shall give to fags. It is the user of the website that need to decide what the emotion the website shall give to other users.
Web 5.0 is just another step in the wrong direction to selfe governing computers that will soon think without caring for humans.
Soon people will be able to troll websites as they devolop emotion, thus the internet will comit suicide with web 5.0 and that is how the internet will die.
>What is the requisite amount?
We resoart to universal constants in oarder to define what is true, to wit:
π/e per day (about 1.16 brutal rapes per day)
RedCream posts on world2ch now? Well as long as he remembers I'm his world2ch senpai and treats me with the respect I deserve, then we'll get along just fine.
Oah, I will treat you with all the 'respect' you deserve, all right. I will grab my ASSBLASTER and set it to maximum output, with minimum discrimination towards roal admission. Its tightly coallimated beam of assons will then strongly couple with yoar anus! ... proaducing PUMBLENUTS.
PREPARE FOAR ASS BATTLE
It's beyond fucking ridiculous and if you really think about this it's a tragedy. There are people in countries who literally cant get enough water to survive.. yet we piss it away:
There' NO need to flush piss ever. If you pour piss down a drain it fucking goes down the train. A toilet flush is necessary for shitting and shitting alone.
Water must be collected and purified in order for us to drink it. Toilet water is a resource that takes a lot of money to produce and is limited, we all pay for it. And we fucking POINTLESSLY FLUSH IT AWAY EVERY DAY.
Big fucking deal right? YES. Multiply how many times you flush by everyone else in the country. The scale of this waste is beyond atrocious. Just because the toilet is designed badly.
You must start using a pissjug asap if you have any ethics and morality.
>A toilet flush is necessary for shitting and shitting alone.
Wasteful decadence! Flushing away valuable pig feed!
Do you want to know something deep? Your mum asshole!!!
ASSBATTLE NOW
Tape the your last 40 for the day to your hand so you don't lose it, put your bail money in your shoe, and fuck, did it out of order. Now my shoes are full of malt liquor.
There you are then, standing on the sidewalk, steaming in the sun from your malt-liquoar-soaked shoes, and you have to ask yourself:
" How long does it take for piss to land on balls? "
>>589
Piss to land on balls, or reach them? Because piss doesn't land on my balls. I've been pissing unaided since I was two years old. I am a pissing black belt, bro. My piss hits the target every time.
So are you asking how long until piss reaches my balls from beneath? That's a function of where I happen to be in the world. If I were confined to a small space and lying down, that's one thing. However, I will not be confined. I am a free man and I don't wallow in my own filth.
In that case, it would depend on my overcoming the drainage potential of the land on which I am standing. Basically, you're asking me to produce a flood of piss that's balls deep. I think we can make that happen with a couple 24-packs. Just leave them on my doorstep and wait in your raft or whatever.
(ANOTHER QUALITY POST)
>Because piss doesn't land on my balls.
That is a specious claim if there ever was one. Yoar claim is iconic in that sense. A paragon of the class of such claims. Boy, that claim should be preserved and then framed foar study by generations of serious researchers.
PUMBLENUTS
That would be the likeliest possible conclusion, >>594 -kun.
You must aloan endure the costs of generating yoar urine. The advantage is that it is yoar urine, it belongs to you, and you may do whatever you wish with it. Gargle with it. Massage it into yoar scalp. Paint yoar house with it. It is YOAR urine.
>>595
How about you just buy me a 12-pack and I'll make the piss flood ankle deep. That will be a proof of concept. This way you won't have to shell out those big bucks up front.
So when will big bushy hipster beards be outlawed because some nut hid a weapon in theirs? I hope it's tomorrow.
Yoar bladder is unlikely to contain such a volume of urine from the input of a mere 144 ounces. You are falsely admitting a roal.