Jesus fuck, never ever become an adult. If you're having thoughts of suicide in your twenties, go ahead and mull that over a bit. Just think about it. Seriously.

Let me go ahead and give you a preview of adulthood: every conversation is about (1) young children destroying expensive electronics (sure, the iPad will raise your child for you, but you'll go through so many of them in the process that you might as well have just hired a nanny), (2) tattoo removal (mostly tramp stamps on girls and everything from the sleeve down on guys), (3) comparison of mortgage payments (bought in the last two years? lol, you're better off living in your car (yes, with your awful children)), or (4) ongoing student loan debt (never mind these people are at almost a decade out of college wtf). Killed like 40 minutes in a conversation about the most-recent electric bill today. And you're not killing yourself right now when you're way ahead. God you're stupid.