Facebook is getting a lot of press for adding new buttons. Since we have about three active users and no buttons, and Facebook has 1.6 billion users and six buttons, to close the gap, I propose we add 9.6 billion buttons. No categories, no way to tell their meaning, just a mesh of buttons that will take hours to download.

They'll get confusing very quickly: 200,000,000 variations of approval, 250,000,000 ways to register your disgust, 47,000 different shades of zombie x every conceivable gender, millions of what might be insects or aliens, it's hard to say, all the Kings of Scotland, and all the gods of every religion. I Marduk this post.