Hello Doctor Smith, we're from the DEA and...

Excuse me for one minute, officers.

*Doctor steps into the next room*
*Three or four obvious door locks are engaged from the interior*
*Loud crashing noises*
*Sound of large jugs being opened and being poured down a floor drain*
*Glug glug glug*
*Sound of a 55 gallon drum being overturned and struck with a fire axe*
*Glug glug glug*
*Sounds of now multiple people sloshing in what may be inches of liquid, urging each other to hurry up*
*More jugs, more barrels overturned*
Come on, come on, come on, hurry up!
*Thirty-five minutes later, the door opens, the doctor appears, his pants soaked nearly to the knees with liquid*

Yes officers, how can I help you?