What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
Can I flip parental controls the other way so I can make my Internet experience exclusively porn?
ever since summer arrived people have been posting less on boards
what are you all doing?
STOP SAGEING THE THREAD, ASSHOLES !
>>702
I'm trying to better myself this summer. Or at least planning to. I'll get to it eventually!
The boy scouts were already pretty gay to begin with, honestly.
If a piece of technology disrespects you, I find the best thing to do is run it under a hot tap. Do it in front of other troublesome devices so they know what will happen if they act the same way. Technology can only be guided to compliance with a firm hand.
If this Cecil the lion was so famous, how come I never heard of him before? Seems like there ought to be a Wikipedia article.
>12:21, 29 July 2015 (created article with material from Hwange National Park)
Prior to this particular incident, the article about Hwange National Park was last updated 3 March 2015 and doesn't mention Cecil at all.
Obviously, all notoriety is judged by Wikipedia and Wikipedia alone. Peace Be Upon Wikipedia.
Earlier mentions of him at all are scattered, at best. Prior to getting shot, he was something that tour guides would mention as a factoid if he happened to be around. There's a youtube video up in here (https://youtu.be/hUeDrUOmHvw) from 2014. Other than that, NOT MUCH.
Not that I condone shooting this animal or anything, I'm just annoyed about the whole beloved famous lion <3 <3
Local governments are actively preventing gays from getting married, but not preventing straight people from getting married. This is outright discrimination of the worst kind: discrimination against straight people. Upstanding citizens are being led directly into the living hell of marriage and no one is doing anything about it. These county clerks are just letting it happen. Condoning it, even.
I vow as your future county clerk that I will do everything in my power to prevent marriage of any kind. Office hours will be severely restricted. I will take every holiday and many long unannounced vacations each year. Any paperwork that gets by my best efforts to avoid it will be meticulously nitpicked and I will reject any application for the most minor of errors. Of course this may cost the county millions in lawsuits, but it will be worth it if just one happy single citizen can not get roped into a legal quagmire because their partner at the moment is insecure and clingy!
I read that McDonalds was going to start selling "all day breakfast" and I thought they were going to serve that awful British breakfast that's a whole meal plus a can of baked beans. Apparently they're just going to serve their standard breakfast all day. VERY DISAPPOINTED. 0/10.
The USA Today has a trigger warning on the front page.
Almost all old video games are flying a helicopter around in a cave. They should bring that back.
If you remembered not to shit your pants, then you followed the sum total of my dating advice to the letter.
My head hurts like hell because I haven't slept enough. I set up an air filter in my room, which seems to prevent me from waking up with headaches, but that's not what this is.
Why the fuck did I wake up thinking about this? Fred and Wilma Flintstone have real names. They name their daughter Pebbles. That's not right. Why wasn't it Elizabeth Flintstone or something? Right next door: Barney and Betty Rubble who also have real names. Their son? Bamm-bamm. What happened to the universe in the Flintstones? One generation has real names, the next doesn't.
Some days, you're the dirty golf ball, and others, you're the bus.
I'm sitting here at work and all I can think about is eating Uzuki Shimamura's ass
I hate parties full of old married people. Oh shit, these are my friends, aren't they?
>>717 Great, now I can't stop thinking about it either. Thanks a million...
The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show
>The show followed neighbors Pebbles Flintstone and Bamm-Bamm Rubble as teen sweethearts. The episodes were set mainly in the duo's activities at Bedrock High School in the prehistoric town of Bedrock with their friends Moonrock, Penny and Wiggy (1).
>Also featured were Cindy (Pebbles's rival) and Cindy's boyfriend, Fabian, Bad Luck Schleprock, and a motorcycle gang called the Bronto Bunch (Bronto, Noodles, Stub, and Zonk)...
Penny, Cindy, Fabian are real names, so it doesn't seem to be universal. It's unclear if the Bronto Bunch use their actual names or these are just nicknames.
(1) "Wiggy is the registered trademark for a common solenoid voltmeter used in North America derived from a device patented in 1918 by George P. Wigginton."
I came back, what's up folks?
Today I bought some legal weed, got something I left someplace back (a magnet that's a bottle opener on the magnet side, Korean flag on the other), worked out, and ate half a box of salad.
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I farted in class and everyone HEARD.
We now welcome you back to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.
If you see "Post deleted by moderator", it's either Indonesian poker sites or this guy:
http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1392390725/
40,000+ words so far. The best part is that it all seems to be original. For awhile, I assumed it was being cribbed from somewhere else, but no... He's actually writing this and posting it here and only here. Why? Why here?
>>737
It's absolute genius and I seriously hope you're archiving every single one of his posts. Future generations need to see this.
> Bamm-Bamm was adopted by Barney and Betty Rubble after they found him left in a turtle shell on their doorstep
> Bamm-Bamm's name came from a note left in the basket, causing Barney and Betty confusion over the strange name.
Well there you go, Barney and Betty didn't actually get to name Bamm-Bamm themselves.
As for Pebbles, Fred is kind of a douche, ain't he.
>>737
I can't possibly fucking read 40,000+ words of a grey text on grey background.
Fuck you 0037
>>740
Why would you even want to in the first place
>>742
to be more educ3ated in hu4man antro6pology(mostly whi4te race), IndoEuro234234pean culture(mostly reli3gion) and ma4th(and other fun stuff)
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>>737
you seem no to be familiyour with a piblic blog.
>>737
I'm pretty sure he was also on /prog/rider's /lounge/. You can probably guess how he got here.
>>748
I was walking my dog, and I subled upon a brown turd. It was not any turd, but a turtouse. And it told me it knows how to read 5000 kanjis, and I asked it:do you not mean chines characters? And it replyed to me that kanji are not chines characters, because they are to some extent simplyfied.
And that was how I go there.
So I was playing with my cat by dogy style and when the shit hit the
pooper, shit flushed out. I was shoked so I pooped out too. But there,
standing naked rigth in my living rom, a spark of brilliancy took in my
head off. I ran to the WC with both poo types in my both, of my dressed hands.
One was floating but the other was sinking. I tasted the observetive
material to sientificly understand why things flow. And there I
got it, it tasted like thing that flow are pact and things that
sink are mushy.
And that was how Archimedes came up with his Archimedes principle.
>>748
Why do you keep blaming progrider for all the problems in this board? This is getting old.
i will post a fairy tale, in 2 days or so... plz post your fairy tales.
i am here to read
O Cool is working, ok so i am telling my story, i am willing to make you guys clear that this everyithing about our World is quite disturbing Vibration outsite, i mean , commoun, wan we fuckin monkey will realize that the nature is the Conductor of the Life energy, Sun is the Core of it and Earth is home, simple as that, no hocus pocus religion things arround, only because the hentire world has a parental complex of creeating something bigger than them selfs, means that i need to play the same game, i love sex, and drugs, smoking weed and watch hilarious 2ch posts !
Nature is the only source of Live we can ever live from, so precious as our whater in body, i belive that nature is a big GIANT super BIO computer that asimmilate the same energy transfer patern between plants as by us Humans happen with the Brain Synaps, the reason why we have inteligence is that we are the product patern of it !! get it , like mini me fucking copies !!
But it gets even better, usual wan Einstein or other super Genius people came to new info, they alway explain that it happen by beeing somehow outside in the Garden or Forrest and even Toilet , ok Toilet , that a different tema, what i mean in short is that wan we think on something, and ready doo it in a Blaanced way on a Good day in the nature, we my SYNC with the energy pattern of the natural envyourment , best image example is AVATAR, it is true as it sound, exactly so incredible, outside there is an amazing universe Library, throw the NEOTRINO circulation flux, earth is reciving special info from the space, this my sound ABSURD for the Religic or very Closed minds on theyr own topic, but is true, it cals ,, LIGHT INFORMATION TRANSMISSION, exactly so happeny also in your head , we think with the speed of light, that means we trawel alredy with it since we exist, but don't realize it much !
If you Read this and are Totaly STONED , learn to Forgive and Respect , my not be as easy as HATE and DISTROY , but is definitly make you waaay much smarter and Stronger for your self !! Anon out , smmmmmmmoke in....
allways read what is the news - that a person has publicised,
except if the person is crazy. How to tell if a person is crazy? I have
no idea, but dont start with asking that person if he is crazy is a good
start. But when reading appropiet text, there is one time you want to
read the 1st time something was publicised, when is that?
I had one camera and one GPS unit in my life that used mini USB. When I'm looking for a spare cable, I can find 2,000 mini USB cables and ONE micro USB. This despite having three devices that presently use micro USB and having had at least five in the past few years that used it. Not sure how this happened or why I don't throw those old cables out. I sure am stupid.
They sell adapters. They cost more than new cables though.
>>763
Don't fiddle with my anus if you can't handle getting shat on, buddy.
Suicide by meat grinder. Feet first.
>>768
you must have seen that ISIS video where they drive over a prisoner with a tank, I personal think it was fun. But I prefer going from hand to hand, and not foot to head. As that would make the meat look like Jesus Christ(putted on the floor) -witch in turn reminds me of the suffering our lord and savior has gone through and that he one day will come back to save us.
I would request, 0037 to take away the article baby_s_first_banned_poster. As a token of my gratitude I give this image as a present:
http://s21.postimg.org/hqg51trtx/Limbo_Tan.png
hope you will fulfill my wish.
so i am just going to post somehting
You ever been so drunk you've been like that eye's too blurry, I'm not using that one anymore? Otherwise, you haven't been drunk enought.
---nothing of value---
Will is usally not free. I write this becuase, I have
a [SEXUALY] urge to write this, as the question came up
to my head and I need now to answer this question.
The human world(not the animal world, or what else world
we speak about) rolls around none free will. We dont go afther
random ness on our actions.
But if humans would go afther randomnes, it whould be free will.
As the "will" is not for the human to decide but for the randomnes.
Thus we need to ask the question, is randomnes "free will"?
Or better formulated, dose there exist true randomnes?
The most simples way to answer if true randomnes exit is, to
answer the question if pi is endles. Now pi, is just a
"shity number" based on a relationship between to pile of shit.
[In my opinion this is really stupid, but I guess I am to lazy to do any input]
But the fact still remains, that pi is endles. And if pi will
allways be endles and randome. We can say for sure that we
live in a randome univers and not a univers govern by laws that are
finite in poloposibilitys(i just made the word up, lel).
So, from what we know. True randomnes exist(maybe in the further we
will discover pi was a hoax). (I will go from now on, that ture randomnes exist)
But! but! The human mind is not the univers. The human mind
works like a "function".
Thus we get a function like this:
f(n)=[X]
We know that the number n, that you can input is true randome.
But a function, like the human mind can be idempotence. Thus the human
mind may not have "free will", but the univers where this
human mind exist in may where well have "free will".
And in a univers with free will, there just as well may exist a being/mind
with a free will. But it is for surten, (i am pretty sure) that in
a univers with "free will" there exist minds that do not have "free wills".
[Thus in our world, I can say 100% there are minds that do not have
free will - what ever the case may be(we live in a ture or not true
randome univers.
NOTE:mind is not only limited to humans, but allso includes all
other minds, like ponys, ducks, horses, bears, and other animals/minds]
NOTE:And I may allso add a mind, if thouth as a function can implement
in itselfe randomnes. With makes it to a free will in surten cases. As
sometime one will get the "idempotence" effect, because of this randomnes.
And, provided that this "randomnes" that exist in the functions is as
much of randome as the univer it exist in(provided of course that the
univers is a "free will exst" and true randomnes exist).
Conclusion:If pi is endles, free will univer exist with true randomnes.
But do humans have free will, because of this? Not really sure about that...
but maybe nature then can evolve to generate a mind that has true free will.
1st step is to calculate pi.(or maybe find a better way, to solve this mystery)
2nd [...]
>>776
I may add, because of Cantor's paradox. most likely(80% true) we live in a true random universe.
Christmas decorations are getting a little out of hand. Glitter on the carpet after repeated vacuuming. Glitter in my hair. Glitter tracked into my bed. Glitter in your food, and you're just like fuck it, can't be bothered to pick it out. I'm inhaling it anyway. It's fine.
In American football, a team gets six points for carrying the ball into the end zone. Why six? Well, that's because crazy people invented this game. After getting six points, the team is then allowed to kick the ball through the goal posts for an additional point. Why? See the explanation above.
Extra points are very easy to get. It's basically a formality. Why bother? Well, from time to time, a team misses their extra point. In rare circumstances, this can affect the outcome of the game.
Today, at least nine extra points were missed (with one game still going, this number may rise). To put that in some perspective, that's a number usually associated with all teams all season combined.
Why did this happen? In the tradition of crazy people coming up with explanations for what happens in football, I'm going to say gravity waves. What other weird shit happened today? There may be something to this.
It's set in an alternate reality where we're fighting global cooling. Burning fossil fuels is how we keep an ice age at bay. Everyone drives an overpowered sports car or a huge truck. Gasoline costs $0.10 a gallon as punishment for failing to meet your fuel consumption quota. If you're going to be away from home, turn the thermostat all the way up and leave the windows open. Consider flying to Singapore for the weekend. Instead of Christmas lights, why not a festive flare stack on your roof? Remember: possession of an LED light bulb is punishable by up to three years hard labor in the oil sands.
the only thing i dint like with winter time is that it s so dark, very hard to work. the only thing on can do is go to sleep like the bear dose it. snow make it a little bit "artificial" brighter but not much. much harder to work in winter, beczuxse fo this.
sadly there is no snow and very dark where I live. ;_;
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i think people should if global warming is true or not true either way work to a goal of transportation with emit "none" biproduct exits. ofc course this is best implemented with electric cars... with is not yet really implemented. there is no need to interfere with the outside world, and shall as optimal be reduced of interfering with outside world any factory, or similar thing. Of course a dream is just a dream and economic say outer wise for now and most important there are more mouth in general witch are if reduced still would have to many "millions of poor idiots"(as gandi sad it to hitler).
It sure is nice being able to go back on the Internet now that I've seen the new Star War movie.
>>791
did you get a cuck mindset after the brainwash movie?
>>792
Oh yeah, I'm a total SJJ (Social Justice Jedi) now.
w2ch has become shit. total shit.
removing this shit site from my bookmarks.
>>794
4chan invaded and thought that this is their "pretend to be an oldfag" safe space.
>>795
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it is called colonization, and you are going down the WC
wow "white ni7gger" is censored. why? 0037 is slavic orgins!!!
>>797
Posting on this board instantly makes you a slav.
Happy solstice everyone. Well, in thirty-six minutes or whatever.
