I have a problem VIPPERs, there is a girl at my workplace who I like. OK, I don't love her, in fact she is somewhat ugly, but she gives me an erection and my fixation helps me pass the time in the office.

The problem is this: she speaks like she is very, very young, but looks like an old lady. She moves like a young person, and wears the clothes of a 20-30 year old...but she enjoys embroidery and yet also has a tattoo on her back shoulder.

How can I tell her age?? Is she an old woman with the spirit of a young girl or a young woman cursed with the face of an old lady. She types at about 15 wpm, I don't know how she gets anything done but uses a smartphone easily enough.

She is very difficult to talk to, sometimes I think she may have learning difficulties.

Help me tell her age, all my facebook stalking attempts have turned up nothing.