What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
>>800
xDDDDDDDD nicely MEME'd mate. Give me an UPBOAT for muh ebin leddit post xDDDDDDD nice MEME
>>795
witch particulate individual person/group are you talking about(not what they do, witch is making this place a shit...)?
We don't need outsiders to make this place shit. We're doing a fine job all by ourselves!
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GIT MEMED
the best Christmas present this year for ME, was delivered by Putin, that is [artificial intelligent] robot tanks to Syria. Witch will make new [interesting] entertainment war footage(I hope). it sure is fun to see how people kill theme self when there are now robots in the fields(and not in the sky only)
thus I say:thank you Putin, for your present of making new quality of war!
(ISIS did not give any Christmas present ;_; (for obvious reason...))
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What would be a good name for a tumblr that's nothing but daily closeup pictures of my anus?
dadbuttholes.net
dailyanus.tumblr.com was my first thought. It has a certain ring to it. Dailyanus can fit on a coffee cup. In fact, I wonder if I can't get a custom coffee cup made with an anus molded in the bottom, like a nice little surprise after you've finished your drink. I'll model it after my own, of course.
>Wetsuit/scuba/snorkel anime girls
Image replies: 7
Somehow I'm surprised there's not more.
>8chan
>a hugely popular and influential thing that died after goons and communists insinuated themselves into management and caused a catastrophic collapse of relevance and profitability
you've got a real solid track record of cogent analysis but I have to say I think you're way off base here
>Slavs
>world2ch
Seems accurate.
You can't find a black flashlight in the dark. You can't even find a black flashlight with another flashlight in the dark. The default flashlight color should be hot pink.
The Revenant appears to be about Leonardo DiCaprio running around in the woods. No one wants that. They want him in a tuxedo. The best buzz it got so far is the rumor that included bear rape. Clearly America has a need and we're here to fill it with an entire feature centered on bear rape with potential for a trilogy.
Why does everyone here hate Basq8ue Ni4ggers so much? The hate is clearly unjustified. They're some of the best slaves I've bought in decades; do work faster than any normal Ni4gger could ever do. You people need to appreciate the hard working Basq8ues more often, after all they are common breeding stock for most of the common "mixed breed" slaves used today.
My apartment smells like weed. From my neighbors. They said "legalize it", not "make your neighbors smell it".
>>822
You should become the ultimate weed man and smoke so much weed that even they can't handle it.
I remember when you used to put more effort in to talking to yourself.
>>824
The entire textboard community is just tokiko, meltingwax, 0037, and a few shitposting anons. At most it's composed of 15 semi-active people.
You forgot to mention "Anonymous". I see that guy talking to himself all the time!
What about tablecat? Blice? ticks, shadowfog, and the #saovq people? Storlek? Come on Anon, meltingwax doesn't even go to world2ch and it would be silly to say that there's only 2 of us besides 0037 and Tokiko. You may as well just say that meltingwax or Tokiko are puppet identities of 0037 if you are to continue your process of radical simplification based on paranoid thought processes.
not to mention: RedCream, futuristicapasta, that autist who runs Post Office, ...
ba3sque nigger is a w2ch meme
I did it! I am produ on my selfe.
>>826
I'm starting to believe that everyone on these textboards is just 0037, Shii, and myself.
Mad Max will take best picture. It will take it by force.
oculus rift will decres the risk for cucking and cheating on once husband/wife. As with virtual reality you can put a veil ontop of the person you love(provides you with money) and thus have you dream girl/guy. Thus oculus rift in the hands of the masses, will reduce a little bit of unstable marries and save a few(~1%) from divorces.
Just put on your oculus rift and that headset, time to fuck your women/or be fucked by your man. Turn him/her to what ever beast you want in the virtual reality and the cheap webcam in the house will record your motions bweteen your partner and you. As it will sinc that "fucking action" between the real world and the virtual world. So no wierd hick ups, will be created when inserting dick in to [what ever hole] and the virtual world. This insurs a smoth virtual reality, with maximal realism.
But I dont know how they are going to make holes, or carrots bigger...
>>832
Oculus Rift doesn't really compare to the real thing. If anything, it will change your porn habits, in that you will use one more accessory in order to access pornographic content.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait.
SO, virtual reality porn, right? So it can be like I'm standing in the room with the porn going on, able to watch it from any direction? Will I be able to turn around and see the scummy weirdos filming the porn?
If you lived in a garden shed 10 years ago, you were homeless. Live in one now, it's a "tiny house" and trendy.
This vacuum cleaner is too easily clogged with hair. All you can hope for is that your wife gets cancer and your daughter becomes a butch lesbian as soon as possible to have any hope for this thing to keep working.
me and gf have been fighting
it gives me fuel for writing
but my agonies are biting
Good time music is, according to sources, coming back to stay.
19th centery was a ger3manic
20th centery was a kike
21th centery will be chines
Baskens are 22th centery
(basken = bask en)
My "ancestor"/"very specific people"/tribe(as Albert Einstein whould call it, that fucking Autism(but I think he is prety OK, even if kike)) witch came from the Appeal forest, say this:When you are starving eat yogurt.
What do you eat when you are starving?
A big sandwich! Nothing more satisfying.
I got a beer and smoked a weed with people of Tohno-chan today. We played pool. Mixing whiskey, Girl Scout Cookies (sativa) and White Widow (indica) made for a tasty buzz indeed!
I'm so tired of the internet communities. I can't find anywhere I enjoy browsing anymore. Too many migrations for chans, and too much sheer content on the big sites. Too much idiocy and too little interesting content too. Maybe I'll just off myself one day.
>>845
I'm so tired of internet communities blending in with real life. They should remain separate at all times and never meet.
>>^
That guy who sad something about the sheds, and now it is a house or something in America. This is my reply:
"Welcome to Europe".
:v)
It seems like a step backwards, but that's the march of progress I guess.
Mmm, got some potato chips! Party on!
ｔｈｉｓ ｓｉｔｅ ｉｓ ｂｒｉｃｋｓ
there are two kinds of personalitys of many, witch are the same
in showing. But are truley not the same if you speak to theme in
the key way. That is there are 1st people of retarded minds and
then there are people of 2nd mind. Witch is of a blinded mind.
Both minds will be of the supid person, but one can see that one of
the minds in not stupid if one know how. But takeing it off is
none of your buisnes as that only can they. Helping one can,
but evulate the ammount that will be lost, mainly one frome one selfe
shall be based upon before the gains. Why this mask? Often not
by other sources directly forced, but by the induvidual theme selfe.
If the mask was put up by theme self it is very hard, but if the
mask was puted on by some one else it is very easy. Of course
with time it sitts stonger or weaker until it falls off. Either way,
one shall stay away as they they 2 minds are not good.
[the word stupid shall be taken with a word of salt in this text when
defining the word]
Apparently you can watch the Puppy Bowl in person this year. Like they built a stadium.
Oh wait, n/m:
>While the actual Puppy Bowl XII broadcast was filmed in New York, the Puppy Bowl Cafe will be in SF. It’s a 24-foot mock football field built at the Ferry Building and run continuously for four days
I was actually hoping that the thing would turn into a bunch of drunk local youth shouting at puppies and end in disaster. One can hope, anyway.
WE WUZ TOCHARIANS AND SHIT!!!
CHINA MAN GIVE BACK!
Going off caffeine made my head hurt for four days. Also, my ankles, for some reason. On the other hand, I'm dreaming again.
>>859
Get back on caffeine, get back to work, and accept cold, dreamless reality!
Oh good. How long was this thing broken?
Seems like rocket boots would be bullshit. They'd just spiral off in different directions and then you'd die. I think the real technology to focus on will be the robotic pelvis/lower back so you could actually fly your boots.
How long was it broken this time?
My feet can't cross the parking lot
The parking lot is way too hot
in the old days, the people whould make the horses
run over the ice to see with one was the fastest, witch they whould
eat and the rest of the organs like hearth, hung on a tree for the gods.
i have no seource for this claim but: karate and other asian
figthing sports orgins from indo-european people of india, witch
was used for the olympic games of the indo-european people. The olympic
games of the old indo-european people was to show who was the
strongest one without sheding blood on the ground, as in thoses
days even 1 drop of red blood had the value of one finger of gold.
And maybe something to do with religion...
An uptime consistently in the web's top 30,000,000
I should go to sleep earlier because I can just do these activities in the morning. It's not like I'm losing time.
/prog/rider is absolute shit. It's even more crap than this place.
i hate static electricity with a passion.
---something else---
i have a felling the origin of nazi has it roots in Russia, just before ww1. i don't know why... but i just fell it(wink, wink)
maybe some old book that i read... the wiki article about nazi origin is total shit, that is for sure! it i af if some one want to spread disinformation just like, that bas8que niggersssssss re indo-european like my self(this is not very help full to say out loud when race mixing is a all time high)...
[mystery] [i am trying to be mysterious, plz insert mysterious felling here] [who was phone?] [insert vagina]
It seems even a high school kid wearing a certain brand of shoes can be comedy gold for some people these days.
>>869
The lyrical quality you've come to expect from Animal Collective.
Facebook is getting a lot of press for adding new buttons. Since we have about three active users and no buttons, and Facebook has 1.6 billion users and six buttons, to close the gap, I propose we add 9.6 billion buttons. No categories, no way to tell their meaning, just a mesh of buttons that will take hours to download.
They'll get confusing very quickly: 200,000,000 variations of approval, 250,000,000 ways to register your disgust, 47,000 different shades of zombie x every conceivable gender, millions of what might be insects or aliens, it's hard to say, all the Kings of Scotland, and all the gods of every religion. I Marduk this post.
when I search for 404 web page, the website give me "error not found" even if i get a 404 web page? WTF?!?!?!?!
>>876
I never understand what they're saying, so i like to think they're shouting spiritual shouts into the sky.
>>881
is it cum?
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in the world we live, no true evil or bad exist and stuff, and everything in the world is objective as "fuck". but one of the thing that drive the "human world" of the multipul worlds that exist on eart, e.g. other world are bacteria world and nature world. what i mean with this human world dose not follow same laws of survival... as in other world to exact and stuff. either way the thing that drive the human world are.
[stuff and shit]
a friend is your friend as long she want to be your friend, when she haa decided to backstab you. even if not yo been told, see no longer you friend. she gay. gay. the only time that mater is when see realy was you friend, thatt time period was true, and only it matters, other wise she gay. gay not god. OK.
i want to rape now. only time that matter is when friend ship is true. other wise gay. and all people backstab, after long time. all people become gay. gay no good. only person not gay is god. god cool. ok.
there for you leve gay people alone before the give you AIDS. ok. good.
inserd dick
how do you unsert dick
chop off the tip
You and me
baby ain't
nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Been getting messages all night long from these two girls, because they can't figure out "reply-all." They're just planning a party, but I keep letting it happen because maybe, just maybe, it will spiral out of control and end up with them covering up a murder.
Kinda the whole double-vag double-anal thing.
>>888
instead of deleting my post, moderator can you give me feedback? plz :-) ?
>CORRECTS NAME OF CABLE TV SHOW FROM "PORN STARS" TO PAWN STARS"
Coming soon to the History Channel
This is my guide to read body languages.
to lazy to learn body languges? No problem! Just look at that person, and think what emotion you get in that position. Is the person having a "wierd" posision? Just imagion you in that body posision(never actualy do that body posision... or else it will look wierd, and that is the least thing you want to do). In most cases you will know by this, what the other peson is thinking. Usally "inwards" part of "limbs" when on focus means insecure, and the other way means "agresive"(opposite to insecure).
When you want to tell body languges, there is usally 2 ways to do it. the 1st is to look as if you want to have "sex" or very intrested in the person..., and your body languges will come natrualy. 2nd way is to idk??? [something]
people usaly have a spontanegus body languges, and when one try to make a own body languges, it fells akward. But that is OK, because you need to have control of your body, and when you have control over your body it usally fell akward the first time. I HAVE CONTROL OF MY OPINION, INSERT DICK!!! (lel... this is a stupid joke).
step a notch 2.
the 2nd step, in learning deep learning of body languges, is to reasearch every posision of a body pose. and see what kind of felling they can make.
step a 3rd notch up the game.
This is advance SHIT, not even I have mastered. You take there body languges, and compare with there body. Is it a gothic person, with a fagot body languges? Insert both and get your result! Is is a nigger with a fagot body languges? Insert both and get something else!(in comparesion to the goth)...
yeah... insert what they are wearing in to the calculation I guess or some shit... and then add suronding and stuff...
SIGNING OUT! INSERT Dicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck !
>>892
I need to add:The rigth side is the dominant side in body lanugges. Allways show the rigth side of your body when you want to show dominance, and the left side if you want to hide your body. WHY? Idk... Thus next time, talking to someone, take the rigth foot infront of the left, to show that you are more secure in your speach and dominance!
I want to sleep under the railroad bridge.
I am posting this not to be a attention prostitute, but because I need to clear up a thing. 1st I always post, and always after I post I realize all my grammatical errors. Then I fell sad, because I know if I re-post, with correcting my grammar. It will look awkward. and i am lazy.
Either way, I have posted fanatically lately about basq7ue niggers, witch I would like to clear up why. You see, when I was in school. I was this small little shy child, and then there was this Walloon girl. And I fell in love with here, and then I asked out for stuff? And then broke my hearth and then I became all anti brown eyes. So, yeah. I take back all my hate that I have spread.
I am now a young healthy 45 year old evangelical chris8tian female with a meromorphic body, with a cawing fetish for loli-scat-porn. In 1 month to 1.5 month I will try to make a program for w2ch. I am now going to install ubuntu so I can play EARTHBOUND. PEACE
I could shit better clipping than this. Who do these conmen think they are?
Early Christianity had a thing about having visions on the road. Should I take my visions more seriously if I am having them on a bus or in a car? Do railroads meet the biblical definition of a road? Since one does not generally walk on them, I would say no, so I will discount any visions I have on a train. Also, given that one does not walk or a ride a horse on a highway, that seems to narrow the definition further to a sidewalk or a trail. Since I don't have to walk far even to catch public transit, my opportunities for visions seem very limited. Is this why crazy homeless people wandering the sidewalks at all hours seem to have so many? Are they receiving all of the visions meant for the faithful who no longer spend so much time on the road?
You know, a bicycle could really improve my life. Surely a used bicycle on craigslist can't cost that much!
>$1,200, needs work.
>$800, frame only.
>Will trade for any private island, 16 ac. or more.
every time i come here i revisit threads i'm sure i posted in to find my remembered posts aren't there, but there are no [post deleted by moderator] either
if i was dedicated i would start to take a note of my posts so i could confirm once and for all if my sanity is finally slipping, or if someone really does delete my posts in a way that isn't publicly visible.
>>899
I could delete stuff that way, but it's not worth the hassle. If you have an actual documented disappearance, I'd like to know about it too. If it's the other thing, keep us updated on your therapy.