What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Only bas8que niggers may post here. Thanks for your cooperation.
Tomorrow is Bastille Day! Call in sick to work, because nothing is more French than a four-day work week.
Got fucked up on Bastille day. Made some poor choices.
These fuckers are giving honest, hard working, drug dealers a bad name.
So, thirty seconds into the negotiations, and both sides have revealed that they've got a suicide vest in play. This is going well.
Tip: hire a legally blind assistant so don't have to minimize lewd shit whenever they barge into your office.
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(I want to be one of the cool kids too)
Has censorship gone too far?! whatever happened to Free Speech?!
Help, I stayed up too late.
the thing that I hate the most in my life:
1. vacuum clean
2. pealing potato
https://www.yahoo.com/news/hold-hold-hold-prince-philip-092822007.html
>The Duke of Edinburgh, the longest-serving consort to a monarch in British history, has died at the age of XX, Buckingham Palace has announced.
>Prince Philip, whom the Queen described as her "strength and stay" during her record-breaking reign, passed away XXXXXXX
>FILL IN DETAILS
>He will be given a royal ceremonial funeral in line with his wishes, which is expected to take place in seven days' time.
I love it when a template runs as a headline.
PRINCE PHILIP DIES IN HAIL OF GUNFIRE
Killer. We now return to your regularly scheduled programminBROWN EYES ARE INFERIOR, BLUE EYES MASTER RACE, BASQUES, ETC>
My pastor just wanted me to remind all of you the real reason for the upcoming solar eclipse: Jesus.
will a nigga live another 24?
Can't wait for summer to be over...
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8,500,000 questions we have about game of thrones that will make you cry and lose weight FAST
>Author of Pepe the Frog children’s book must give profits to Muslim rights group
We should be blind to race and realize that all religion is equally harmful to society. If you see the world this way, then it sounds like they've donated the proceeds to the Westboro Baptist Church.
In fact, let's take some other stories and give them the Westboro Baptist treatment:
>Muslim youth group combating Islamophobia by raising £500,000
Westboro Baptist Church combating justified suspicion by raising £500,000
>Half of Britons think Islam is a threat to the West, according to 'worrying' new study
Half of Britons think the Westboro Baptist Church is a threat to the West, according to 'perfectly reasonable' new study
>Majority of Australians Support Public Ban on Islamic Burqa
Majority of Australians Support Public Ban on Westboro Baptist Church being total cocks
>And his last words before the police opened fire, killing him, were "But you can't do this to me! I am the prettiest girl in all of Westeros!"
From Tokiko's unauthorized biography of 0037, page 892.
So far, the only evidence that we have that North Korea has a hydrogen bomb are KCNA, which is still in stiff competition with a self-published newsletter written on toilet paper by an inmate at Patton State Hospital for least reliable news source on the planet, and some dubious unnamed experts that "cannot deny it was a hydrogen bomb."
I wonder if those guys get paid to fail to deny things. Sounds like a sweet deal if the pay is good!
Now every news source is giddily running articles telling us what a hydrogen bomb is. This is pretty stupid.
The Charles, Prince of Wales Annex is not just Brutalist, but shockingly Brutalist. Crushing concrete spires with no purpose but to block light from reaching the few windows, not one more than an inch wide, bind its exterior. Uniformity and repetition reign in the whole of its dominating forty stories, which lurch heavenward in disdain of human aesthetics.
Industrial Society and Its Future translated to emoji.
A case of water and a honda generator will defend you from ten feet of water. This is true. I am scientist. Trust me k.
>>497
but dose the honda generator not be in car? You know hond car? INSERTED DICK IN GERNERATOR? dude. man. Who is k? Like keep me inside? Dude you drunk go home. lelelelelel fuck u. m7, DICK is bigger then yours. NIGGER mam ! My mouse pad is made out of sun seeds.
I know it's really gross, but can you guys go ahead and make love now and then? We have a shortage of people, you know. There can never be enough, in fact. There are whole continents that aren't as shitty as India right now, ready to be filled with your babies! Imagine it: all of Greenland a human swamp of mid-rise buildings with no open space aside from the crowded streets, from the ocean to the glaciers. I want to live in a world where my great great great grandchildren can be day laborers and part-time beggars, renting a spot to sleep under a bridge every night. Except, they're too poor to rent that spot for the whole night, so they buy four hours and make up the difference with cheap street drugs. Which of course leads them to have seven children each, carrying on our proud family tradition forever. Also, this will please God, so do it. Love, Mom.
Solar-powered Ecovibrator(TM)
If you want to have some fun, just leave it in the sun
CIA pharmaceuticals
Finest medicines on the black market!
I always wish I could play the keyboard, but anything under 61 keys gives the impression of being too small to actually play music on normally (as opposed to just assembling a few pieces and synchronising them digitally) and anything with 61 keys or over is prohibitively expensive or large.
At this rate I'm going to turn into one of those weirdos with a ukulele just to play something.
Got this little scrolling six-segment display running like a kloss! xD
Weird, now my battery/nano is giving readings of 7v(ok) / 10v(aaaah ) with & without the 100ohm resistor on the vin
It's usually higher with the resistor too
lol, wrong analog pins nvm
This is the golden age of television, and you people are outside, wasting your time protesting. Get indoors, you fucks. People are working hard on this!
>>503
If you're just interested in playing keys, check your local craigslist or equivalent for old pianos. There are usually tons (read: a handful) given away for free where I live.
>>503
but you are already playing the keyboard, the computer/mobile keyboard !
:-D (ps. if you are using none hand input to insert information to this website, like being a bot, plz kill your selfe)
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i have to chase after my paycheck again because my stupid employer made a mistake again probably
If I had a party every time the end of the world was promised and caused damage to my liver as a result, can I file suit against the false prophets?
>>512
Only if they advised you, under the guise of medical-representatives, to party to the point you were caused liver damage.
I was planning to bike down to the store, but it just started raining and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon.
>>513
They advised me that nothing medical would be of concern anymore.
>>517
I can observe the current weather for myself. I cannot judge the weather in heaven/God's mind/whatever. These prophets claim to be experts that are capable of doing so. Furthermore, weather people always state odds, even if it's a 90% or a 10% chance, there's still an out for them if they're wrong. These prophets are resolute in their predictions and say THIS IS THE END. There's never an asterisk attached, never "THIS MIGHT POSSIBLY BE THE END MAYBE".
I haven't been posting as much as I would like to as of recent. Real life keeps getting in the way.
Just had a dream that somebody had tweeted something along the lines of "mega killsushi drive" (or something like it; it sounded like a generic cool anime phrase) then promptly deleted their tweet.
Followup to >>518
You know, I'm sure it's already out there somewhere, but maybe there's money to be made by posting an Apocalypse Threat Level online. It could vary hour by hour to make things exciting, or to be completely realistic hover at a very low level all the time.
0037 the wiki broke again!
I keep forgetting to visit here.
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The 7 word story thread is over. Now what will I waste my time on?
>>531
Copy paste every post into a single document.
>>531,532
Here's an idea: Why don't we do a dramatic reading?
work work work ! ! !
In the 7 words story the "I" in the first post refers to 0037, and the uncle is 0037's uncle I assume? Seeing as post >>36 says "0037's uncle's navel". Does this also mean that all first person parts of the story are by extension also 0037? Or are they just the points of view of random, unnamed characters? Also, assuming that all uncles mentioned in the story are the same person, this means that >>55 was 0037's son, as the father was smoking toads given to him by the father's uncle who is 0037's uncle making the father 0037. But then this disqualifies the "all first person are 0037" theory because >>55 is in first person and that is 0037's son instead of 0037. Perhaps all first-person components refer to members of 0037's family? However, >>80 kills himself and is later referenced as RedCream in post >>84 which ruins that theory too. The constant changes in point of view are somewhat confusing. I like them though, they help add misery to the plot.
>>538
I meant to say "mystery" in that last sentence, but yes, the POV changes sure do help add misery as well, at least to the person reading it.
>>538
In post 355, Lenin is declared the final boss, but he is later defeated by an unnamed final boss in post 992.
I mean, aside from that, I can't see any issues with the story at all. Completely coherent and high-quality otherwise, right?
>I might do this.
If you do it in the style of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwQHOpNufs I will love you forever.
>>538
According to >>6, the "I" is the bas8que spammer. If we go by >>36 which only states that the uncle is 0037's uncle, then >>55 means that the bas8que spammer is 0037's son.
Because of the phrasing in >>74-84 we could interpret this "I" as RedCream (also because he isn't mentioned in the story after this), with the "I" returning to being the spammer again after this.
>>540
The way I've interpreted it is that Lenin(g) is the presumed final boss, who eventually helps defeat the actual final boss. Of course, the story gives no indication of this and the reader has to figure it out on their own.
Has anyone watched Space Patrol Luluco? Can you please contact the producers of this show and ask them to change the title? It makes looking for DVD copies of Space Patrol difficult. Thanks in advance!
>>541
While >>36 states that the uncle is 0037's uncle, previously the uncle is referred to as "my uncle" by the bas8que spammer, as seen in >>11. So does this mean that the spammer is simultaneously 0037's son and brother? If this is the case, then I am slightly concerned about the turn of events that resulted in such an occurrence. Unless, however, there are two hairy uncles, one who is 0037's uncle and the other who is the spammer's uncle and 0037's brother, but this is unlikely as I can't imagine there being more than one hairy uncle per universe. Please correct me if I am mistaken in my reasoning, as I haven't had time to study the text in full detail to appreciate it's depth.
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wasted yet another day
4-ch down. We need solutions. And misinformation.
4-ch offices raided! bps overthrown in violent coup d'état! Streets of DQN run red with blood!