What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
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>>100
You could put it in reverse, so you get reminded every time you use a mirror.
Or you could have someone read it out for you
>>101
I wrote it in my own blood all over the walls and roof of my house.
my crashes when i hit it
>>103 tattooed it right on his brain. Spot on!
Disregard the side effects!
>>98
How's the addon/extension compatibility w/ standard firefox?
>>105
It could be worse. All I've really lost is my youtube downloader, but I've already found a replacement which seems to be working well enough.
The 1970s
yes
The cat freaks out every time the vacuum cleaner goes. I watch dogs freak out over the street sweeper. Do animals see these machines as other animals?
>>109
I've read that dogs see almost everything on earth as another dog, but I don't know if that's true.
My dog thinks I'm a coward and as such looks down on me.
>>109
every animal sees the world different, if you look at a animal, just because it has similar looking eyes, ears, nose and toung as you do. Dose not mean that it percev the world the same.
Dogs have very bad eye sigth, and can only see humans close to 30 m / eeee that other matric system...,
Another example, most animals have penis, but most animal have penis bone, that dose not human have. As you can see, every speachies, just cause you look similar dose not mean shit. A a eye of a dragonfly can respond 4x faster then humans eye can. They see the world in a totaly different way, same with dogs.
(these facts are not true, but only for demonstrating and make a point)
Normal humans main way of perceiving the world around is with eyes, if one is blind and has no eyes, 2nd way will be ears...
Normal dog main way of perceiving world is with ears, if dog lose ear it will use eyes.
Every animal perceivs the world extramly differently, even the closes animals to us, like pig and monkeys.
>>112
Judging from the garbled text and the posting style, I suspect that you are the one who's constantly writing racial spam.
I slept a lot today..
My life is spiralling out of control.
Trapped by the narrowing options ahead of me I turn backwards and analyse where things started to go wrong. That isn't my job, that's the accident investigator's, but I'm doing it because my ability to do my own job and steer has been destroyed. It won't help, though, it just makes things worse.
Like the official holiday of the USSR: Mayday.
I worry I have no real control of my life.
Meanwhile, the competition is producing phones that are built better and outperform the iPhone at less than half the price. But this is newsworthy because no more headphone jack. k.
>>117
Face assassination? Regular people aren't assassinated. They're just murdered. So are you a senator or something?
In which case, we know where it all went wrong: running for office. Just resign! There are better opportunities in the private sector.
Shopping for airline tickets and got this on one leg:
>Operated by:
>Operated by information missing
Some dude's just going to pull up in a piper cub, I just know it.
Operated by:
Steve
I am not so intelligent. That's sad.
>>122
Isn't it, though?
If you were just a little dumber, you wouldn't even realize it and be happier. That's even sadder.
realize this ? I don't know how English works. Also sad.
Decided to do umineko.... why is the plane square?
Did Karaoke, drinking, my friend gave me a computer and I installed Slackware while smoking weed
I love getting wildly conflicting information from lots of unreliable sources.
>Police in Far North Queensland are investigating an incident in which a cow brought down a helicopter.
Ducktales: Uncle Scrooge realizes he can just pay a staff to watch those damn kids.
Tale Spin: That kid falls to death almost instantly.
Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers: All of the main characters are eaten by hawks in the first few weeks.
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The origins of the Little Red Riding Hood story can be traced to versions from various European countries and more than likely preceding the 17th century, of which several exist, some significantly different from the currently known, Grimms-inspired version. It was told by French peasants in the 10th century[1] and recorded by the cathedral schoolmaster Egbert of Liege.[9] In Italy, the Little Red Riding Hood was told by peasants in the fourteenth century, where a number of versions exist, including La finta nonna (The False Grandmother), written among others by Italo Calvino in the Italian Folktales collection.[10] It has also been called "The Story of Grandmother". It is also possible that this early tale has roots in very similar Oriental tales (e.g. "Grandaunt Tiger").[11]
These early variations of the tale differ from the currently known version in several ways. The antagonist is not always a wolf, but sometimes an ogre or a 'bzou' (werewolf), making these tales relevant to the werewolf-trials (similar to witch trials) of the time (e.g. the trial of Peter Stumpp).[12] The wolf usually leaves the grandmother's blood and meat for the girl to eat, who then unwittingly cannibalizes her own grandmother. Furthermore, the wolf was also known to ask her to remove her clothing and toss it into the fire.[13] In some versions, the wolf eats the girl after she gets into bed with him, and the story ends there.[14] In others, she sees through his disguise and tries to escape, complaining to her "grandmother" that she needs to defecate and would not wish to do so in the bed. The wolf reluctantly lets her go, tied to a piece of string so she does not get away. However, the girl slips the string over something else and runs off. In these stories she escapes with no help from any male or older female figure, instead using her own cunning. Sometimes, though more rarely, the red hood is even non-existent.[14]
In other tellings of the story, the wolf chases after Little Red Ridinghood. She escapes with the help of some laundresses, who spread a sheet taut over a river so she may escape. When the wolf follows Red over the bridge of cloth, the sheet is released and the wolf drowns in the river.[15]
In 2013, it was revealed from scientific research that the tale originated in the 1st century in the Middle East and not, as previously assumed, in China. The scientists analysed the storylines and characters from 58 versions of the tale from different areas. By means of a computer model they then determined how the different versions of Little Red Riding Hood are related.[16]
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"was revealed", "revealed", ?, "previously assumed, in China", tocharians?, eeeh?, "analysed the storylines and characters from 58 versions of the tale from different areas", so...
They mean they took storys from:"A very similar story also belongs to the North African tradition, namely in Kabylia, where a number of versions are attested", besacly story that are just similar, not same contect in culture... and found out it came from middel east... hmmm... sound very good.(maybe)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/red-riding-hood-math_n_4275490.html
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"French images, like this 19th-century painting, show the much shorter red chaperon being worn" is not a red chaperon a witch hat? Well here is the info:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turban#History
The origins of turbans are uncertain. Early Persians in modern Iran and Phrygians in modern Turkey wore a conical cap (Phrygian cap) encircled by bands of cloth, which historians have suggested was developed to become the modern turban, but other theories suggest it was first widely worn in Egypt. An early attestation for knowledge of the turban is found in the Roman author Ovid's Metamorphoses, dating to the 1st century BC. Ovid recounts the myth that Midas king of the Phrygians, an Indo-European people of central Turkey, wore a royal purple turban to cover his donkey ears.[6][7] A style of turban called a phakeolis continued to be worn in that region by soldiers of the Byzantine army in the period 400–600,[8] as well as by Byzantine civilians as depicted in Greek frescoes from the 10th century in the province of Cappadocia in modern Turkey,[9] where it was still worn by their Greek-speaking descendants in the early 20th century
islamic and indian turban where delevoped most likley seperatly
http://s13.postimg.org/e1391l7gn/Little_Red_Riding_Top_Hatpart1.jpg
http://s21.postimg.org/t3uqkyp0n/Little_Red_Riding_Top_Hatpart2.jpg
This is the right place to post that, thank you very much!
yesterday i saw a Tyrannosaurus head, I was not impresed with the mouth as it was only enougth to swallow half my body length in one go, but I did encounter a impressed crocodile head, big enough to swallow my hole body in one go. But overall I did not find it a enjoyably journey looking at dinosaurs skeletons, not my thing.
Also I have much to do therefor I will not blog very much this month, many deadlines, like 10, I need to do. I need to go back to work now! work ! work ! work !
happy birthday 4chan
One day after it's birthday and Hiroyuki's already announcing that they're out of money and may shut down.
/vip/ signals the death of 4chan
>>138
Hopefully there's a dispersal that doesn't lead to places like this.
>>139 The fact it's named /vip/ worries me, particularly since some posters go by VIPPER as well.
First they killed the textboard /vip/, now they name the developmentally disabled off-spring after it, soon they will tear through his inheritance in a poorly contrived metaphor for imageboard users crapflooding textboards.
Turns 13 and you're done with it. Typical 4chan user.
Why would it be bad if people came.to places lile this?
>>142
One or two and it'd be fine. More than that and you flood out the original "culture" of the site and import that of 4chan, at which point it raises the question of why they bothered leaving since you've just got 4channers talking to 4channers.
Which is what we've got now, but the difference is that we're not talking to one another /as/ 4channers, we just so happen to use 4chan.
Waiting for the doctor. Got a wonderful toenail inflammation. I hope I won't have to get the whole nail.
>>144
I hope I won't have to get the whole nail PULLED.
This is why I dislike mobile.
Allso note that Nisse is not a dwarves, dwarves and nisse is very different!
>>146
No, thankfully I only had to a small piece on either side of it.
Dig deep!
>>149
Was I edgy or something? I think my post was pretty "OK". What is the matter, are you watching those video? Is those kinds of videos your kinds of videos, that you are watching? ^_^
Send feedback to my noneexisting e-mail plz.
Late on your car payment ? I remove GPS units , no more Repo's $120
So like, dead people, did no one tell you what dying is? You looked at the brochure for this and scanned the bullet points: unconscious forever, rotting away to nothing, ceasing to exist and you were sold on this. Just fine with it. Fucking dead people. Dumb as fuck.
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NOTE:I write this in base64 only, because I dont want spiders to make flys catch up, in this corner of tha internet.
>>156
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WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE! all japanes people have worms, in there bellys because they eat raw fish!(sushi)
Allso dont drink milk, only for children! I middival europe and other places... people did not drink milk, but they eat milk product like yogurt. It is just reason invention, in the ~50s or so that milk became popular, because the farmers want more money... BUT IT IS BAD! very bad, it increas the risk for desias. So dont drink milk! But eat milk product as much as you like if you can tolerate... milk products.
I AM SAYING THIS, NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE MEAN, BUT BECAUSE I ... LOVE YOU!
>>157
clap clap clap
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>>161
Oh! I know, I know!
It's the singular-verb form of the phrase "Putting [something] out to pasture", which is a euphemism for sending Boxer to the glue factory.
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ペンパイナッポーアッポーペン！
Turns out I have two identical pairs of black pants, the only (slight) difference being size.
>>165
Coincidentally I too have two identical pairs of black pants, different in size.
They were different in size because I couldn't find two pairs in the right size, so I bought one that was too wide.
Super cool stories itt
So you're living a self-centered and basically evil life. Something nearly tragic happens and you avoid it by what seems to be a miracle. You think at this point that what you must do is improve your life, live more for others, and be less evil.
That's a mistake, though. What if the bullet you dodged was the reward for your shitty lifestyle? Bad things generally happen to good people. Good things generally happen to bad people. The universe rewards assholes, so why are you trying to be good?
Alaska Airlines ★☆☆☆☆ 11/11/2016
We were only three hours late for our flight and they didn't even hold the plane for us! Then they had the nerve to charge us a change fee to be put on a flight that was forty-five tortuous minutes later. When we arrived at our destination TWO MINUTES LATE, I found a chip on my grandmother's china set that I had checked in with baggage. The paper bag I put it in even had handles to make their job easier!
I will never fly Alaska again!
Tonight on Conan: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Nick Swardson, Norm Macdonald, and Rob Schneider.
It's like a preview of what late night TV will be like in hell.
http://denpa.omaera.org/guidebook.html
Out of all the places to see RIR6....
based mimikyu
im based
pnig still hasnt accepted my friend request sigh just kill me just do it
based flipping pnig
In the grocery store, they have a lobster tank. Behind the lobsters is painted a scene from the ocean, like a coral reef. These lobsters are all on death row and that scene is just mocking their predicament. If it was not decorated and looked more like a prison cell, it would be a little less fucked up.
>FurReal Friends Torch, My Blazin' Dragon
Blazin'. My Blazin' Dragon. How many stoner parents are going to buy this for their kids and giggle about it for years to come?
>>182
Is he this generation's Puff the Magic Dragon?
Heavy breathing instead of klaxons? 0/5. Pure shit.
My ingrown toenail has steadily been getting worse. Considering getting it pulled, just to be done with it.
>>185
How did it happen? Like an injury of some kind or was it just not trimming your nails?
>>186
When it comes to my toenails, my personal hygiene is pretty abysmal. I'm actually having it "operated" on right now; it's surprisingly painlesd compared to last time, when the doc waited until the local anaesthesia had worn off to start clipping.
Temporally I feel as though the early-mid 2000s were stolen from me.
It causes intense unease. I want them back, yet time keeps dragging me further.
No matter how many objects I pick up or ROM files I download, time keeps drifting.
It is a most unsettling experience. Then, as if by magic, I find that the '10s have been half-stolen. No trinkets of the time have yet appeared to me to collect, but I fear this distortion is causing further problems.
Consciously I cannot overcome this: I cannot feel the Zeitgeist, I have no connection to the people or products. I must have the 2000s returned to me before I can understand the present.
If you see the hourglass, please invert it. Thank you.
>Poll reveals what drove young Trump voters
Because we all trust poll results now.
>>188
But video games were on disc by that point, weren't they? Or by ROM, do you just mean disc images?
This is the important part. We need specific technical details here. Nothing else about your angst, though. That's a real downer.
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>>189
It depends. Game-Boy Colour, N64, Neo-Geo Pocket Color, Wonderswan, N-Gage, Pokemon Mini, GP32, Tapwave Zodiac, Game-Boy Advance, and DS were all ROM based. (Plus JP SNES wasn't discontinued until 2003, for example.)
PS1, Dreamcast, PS2, Gamecube, Wii and PSP would all be ISOs. (Xbox/PS3/360 aren't yet able to be emulated reliably so they don't count.)
Also: obligatory mention of PowerPC Macs (good) and Windows Vista (not so good.)
>>191
Collecting Wonderswan roms is a worthy undertaking. Please provide a link to your patreon.
But aren't video games only a facet of the time you're trying to recall? What about movies, television, books?
How old are you people. I feel that textboards are filled with anons 25+.
I'm 18 and used to lurk textboards when I was underageb&
Foggy, rainy days are the days on which I feel obliged to go outside.
Oh no, you just throw your parents' corpses to the wolves and GET BACK TO WORK.
The Internet sure thinks I want to rent a camper van. I sure do hate camping. And vans.
