What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Only bas8que niggers may post here. Thanks for your cooperation.
So I go out into the garden to see to my sister's guinea pigs, and what do i hear?
Our downstreet neighbour is playing the fucking sao theme on piano, no shit.
I jacked off
[LIFE] Masturbation thread, take 12 (997)
Today I spent my last bucks on food and it's about five days until my next paycheck.
Oh and I jacked off too.
tfw banned from irc.sageru.org for posting ONE goatse
Today I got an ECG.
And then I jacked off.
>>8 scratch that, here's a better poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10416370
also i jacked off myself with my stupid polls
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Don't just give the customer a turd in a bag. Giving them a bag means they might be able to pick it up without getting shit all everywhere. Instead, give the customer a turd on a tissue. Never premium tissue either, the cheapest, thinnest tissue you can find. Even if they try to pick it up at the edges, it will still rip and fall. The tissue provides just the slightest hope that maybe the disaster will be contained. But we already know it won't work out.
Now some of you have gone so far as to save up shit for days, packing barrels full of sewage, bringing them to the job site, and smearing it into the carpets and on the walls. This is going too far because malice implies effort and we don't put effort into anything we do. Make it like the act of an incompetent person, borderline retarded even. You want to make the person who finds your turd on a tissue ask themselves: maybe this idiot just couldn't find the bathroom.
Remember, feeling sorry for us is what keeps our customers coming back. We're guessing. It certainly isn't the quality of our work.
>:o
head transfer will solve the problem with gay people as they
can then transfer there head over to the rigth sex, swaping people heads.
And everything will become normal. predic this will happen in 2020.
and mutelation of sex organ will stop.
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[this is a riddle]
a old person chosse his grave, what he choose? (or some shit)
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I know that I am late to the party, but I can still ask:is #world2ch dead?
/bye, if you need to contact me, then I am on IRC
whats ur nick
very bored...
play morrowind
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't have fingers.
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't breathe air.
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't have lips.
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because the reeds would get waterlogged in the ocean.
Sonic Underground is one of the weaker episodes in the Sonic repertoire, but it definitely ranks above AOSTH in terms of theme tune.
Good post 26,7 i like the pearning t
Why the fuck wws it deleted. Thwt wqs good content.. youre an asshole
I really need a back rub.
What we need here is some sort of supersonic zeppelin.
Britain is leaving the EU.
Hopefully this will lead to the only reliable solution to the West-Lothian question: The creation of an independent Scottish state.
>>35
I sure hope not. If anything they should bring back Ireland into the fold and retake the North American colonies.
the best part of Independence Day: Resurgence is that I don't have to see it.
http://puu.sh/pGFtr/0123db595d.png
i got a tanasinn tumblr ad xD
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allso, I think fate kalied(?) is a good show
I wrote some stuff and was to lazy to filter the filter or what ever, so I posted it over at limbo, here is the numbers:
187 Name: Part I : [Del]
188 Name: Part II : [Del]
189 Name: Part III :
I have much stuff I need to do, so I may be inactive on w2ch. So eh, yeah.
oh god we'll miss you so much
Dj kalied the snime
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As they say:
a person with callus on her foot is wise(living the hobo life)
and a person with callus on his hands is strong,
I am only wise. ;_;
I wish I could be strong, thus I need to work, work and work! :-D
(stone age people where wise and strong)
Magpie will take over humans afther ww3, as they are the best sutors(?suitable)
for selfe
awarnes. As the times of the great apes will end, with humans death,
elephants and dolphines are not mobile enouth to escape radiation thus
they will find a fate of death in the end. Thus megipie
(the reason why I put a "i" aftger the g, is to make a strong "i" sound,
as that sounds good to me for a reson I will not discust.
And the "e" afther m is to make a smaller
change in vocals/sound when moving from the sound of the m to g. As the part
"megi" should sound like:mmmmmegggIIIIIIII(the "i" sounds very hard).
and the pie, should be:PPieeeee)
(this makes me wana make a creampie in a
magpie, get it??? ^_^ both ends in pie, lol) will be the once to be giving
the world we will give theme(i am searching for word I can not remember).
But history will repeat it selfe as only 50% of all megipie have selfe
awarnes, thus there will be nigger megipies and ubermench megapie and
same history as human will be repeated. But mutch slower, as about only
20% of humans seem to have selfe awarnes.
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THIS:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Scott is 2x old fag in compareson to 0037, take that 0037!
You are not a oldfag, retract your titel plz.
Allso on a serious note, what is your opinion of Jason Scott?
Allso in my opinion, the thing with "internet is not what it used to be"
talk, is just retarded. The internet is what it has allways been, just
more padding added to the sides. It is just as chaotic as the real world is,
a good example showing of this effect in real life is the british life
action television show Horrible history. ^______________^
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allso I want 0037, Jason Scott Sadofsky, shii, moot and RIR7 to perform together
bukkake on me.
Allso Haifuri - High School Fleet - OP is prety good op.
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work work work !!!
Just got back from the lake and I'm sunburned everywhere, including the inside of my mouth.
Jason Scott is 2x old fag in compareson to 0037, take that 0037!
holy shit, someone copied my pd flow!
it was a parody of the chinese culture revolution pasta/spam
it happened again!
http://puu.sh/pRv1R/7cfbdfd83e.png
What if you lived in Beverly Hills, but you had the ZIP code 90211? That would be a bastard. You'd tell people you live in Beverly Hills, and they'd just assume you were 90210 and write that in for you. I bet a lot of mail gets lost there.
I spend far too much time thinking about Tony Blair.
>>52
OK. In what way do you think of him?
Saw an ad on television for a shingles treatment. In fast-forward, it looked like it was a man with a head wound checking in at the office.
Pokemon Go is cool!
>>50
I am ignorant, what exactly am I looking at here?
>>55
I hope you know of PErfect Dark! IF not, it is a file-sharing program, akin to the bittorrent protocol, but it only goes through once single closed-source program, the concept being that you donate 40GB of your storage, so any data uploaded is distributed between connected computers. The program has a couple extra features, one of which is the "flow", a text board of sorts where you can post a message that will creep across the screen.
This mostly consists of moonrunes and AA, but recently somebody has been spamming it with the following text:
文化大革命
Over 40 million Chinese were massacred by red China of Mao Zedong in Chinese culture
revolution (1966-79) .It's awesome cruel !! , communism that ... , just a mad dog !
Unbelievable ! But that's truth that all .Cause , red China is the bloody red beast or Satan's
country and area in Bible's John's holy prophecy .
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence
多黨制 Multi-party system 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 反共 法輪功 北京之春 激流中國
大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 侵略 掠奪 破壞 屠殺 民族淨化
内臟器官 蛇頭 遊進 走私 六合彩 賭博 色情 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 Tibet
達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 東突厥斯坦 East Turkistan
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And i decided to write a little parody of it.
Pro-tip: all the best Pokemon are hidden on freeways and in crack houses.
http://soundboard.ass-we-can.com/
Been listening to this for the past few hours.
>>57
Super-Pro-tip: all the best Pokemon are hidden in my anus.
Creamed chipped beef on toast
Creamed eggs on toast
Creamed tuna on toast
Creamed chicken on toast
Creamed mushrooms and ham on toast
Creamed chipped ham on toast
Creamed oysters and leeks on toast
Creamed turkey on toast
Creamed peas on toast
Creamed mussels on toast
Creamed salmon on toast
Creamed asparagus on toast
Creamed finnan haddie on toast
Creamed greens on toast
Creamed tomatoes on toast
Creamed soft clams on toast
へれ------------\(*_*(/------------!!!
＃私だけライブ一度
>>60
OK, maybe I'll fall for this again. But you have to tell me which ones first.
Creamed my pants on toast
do you want to read a joke? here it cumes:
I want to cum inside loli who has vaginal vault prolapse.
(the joke is, that you can not do it. Because it is blocked by the collapsed vagina, lol.)
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I also want to say, that democracy is not a western value. But a universal value, that no single person can take upon theme self as the right owner of this concept. A way of deciding how a thing shall be done, is neither my nor there right to have. A ecomoic system is based on a culture, but not a way of deciding how a thing shall be done.
Nazi and U.S.A way of goverment dose not decide with is part of western civilisation, as both are -because they share the common culture of western civilisation. (Now america went to a pile of shit afther ww1... but that is besides the point)
Democracy is not a western value. Nor is any other, nor is it somebodies.
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a toe or a finger is not much worth, when on is lying on the death bed,
if it has not been choped off, because that means one has been lazy in life!
(this prase was inspiered from a scandinavian contry, in the field of timber)
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Somewhere out there, there's a man with many arms, like a hindu god. Smoking spice with one arm, meth from another, one clutches a pill bottle, one a burner cell phone, another a bag with gold spray paint, one arm furiously masturbates, two are on the steering wheel of a stolen car, one prying out the stereo, and one out the window giving the world the finger.
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#秘密だうちらゲーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー(!!!)な男
it whould have been better if it was "nobody" then anonymous, as nobody means you are nobody, witch is the case on a image board like w2ch. but anon means you put a mask over your "face"/personlity-what ever, with makes one think you are still to some degree important in the big hole. but nobdy tell you directly that you will not be missed if you go away, with is the true case on this kinds of forums.
Aanonymous was never a mask
Its about saying what you want for once
Anonymous = taking it easy
No need to register, just taking it easy.
Word.
not enough dank memes
I keep losing phone chargers. The solution is obvious: run the cable through a piercing so I can't leave it behind without causing myself extreme pain.
The headline is "Abuse story sparks outrage on social media."
That's great and I'm sure it did, but everything sparks outrage on social media.
Try it for yourself:
Insufficient Zika funding sparks outrage on social media.
Excessive Zika funding sparks outrage on social media.
Dodgers 12-2 loss to Colorado sparks outrage on social media.
Comic book character wearing slightly different costume in upcoming film sparks outrage on social media.
So it's not really a story.
Anonymous poster on world2ch sparks outrage on social media about sparking outrage in social media
>>75
Headlines are always terrible. What I loathe is "Political candidate branded hypocrite!" or "Political candidate accused of..."
Because every single time it's their political opponents doing it. WHO is doing the branding and the accusing is just as important as the branding or accusing itself. It's the press attempting to make those they dislike look bad by creating an illusion of neutrality where none exists.
It's the same with the way newsreaders do the headlines, you'll get for example: "Communism is great and works perfectly 100% of the time, according to a new study..." when a more useful description would be "According to a new study by the Marxist institute for full-Communism-now, Communism is great and works perfectly 100% of the time."
WHO did the study or made the claim is very important, and by ordering it the other way you appear to be making the claim yourself instead of telling the real story - that somebody else has made such a claim.
The doctors are pretty interested to know exactly which language she was speaking backwards after she started that fire. Or maybe it was the priest. Either way, all of this sounds pretty expensive.
ave maria, deus vult.
>>81
probably difficult for him to watch because he has an aversion to music? be mindful of peoples disabilities
>Jesse James Romero, 14, was gunned down by an LAPD officer during a foot pursuit at about 6 p.m. on Tuesday
Why does this keep happening? I'm not talking about people getting shot. I'm talking about people naming their kids Jesse James.
>Jesse James Hollywood is an American former drug dealer who kidnapped and ordered the murder of Nicholas Markowitz in 2000.
>Jesse James Hartnett was a Philadelphia police officer shot by an ISIS sympathizer.
Actually, the list isn't as long as I thought it was.
I don't think I'd enjoy a holiday in Cambodia much.
I think I'll go to Burma instead.
Burma is that one where people smear that stuff on their faces.
You know, more movie trailers need klaxons drowning out everything. Some movies need to be entirely overdubbed with klaxons, in fact. This is the start of something big, I'm telling you.
>Jesse James Gilbert robbed a bank and murdered a responding police officer in Alhambra, CA in 1967.
>Jesse James Arruda Bates was an enforcer for a Hawaii gambling operation. He was convicted of racketeering and extortion in 1993.
>Jesse James Cummings Jr. was Nevada polygamist executed for murder in 2008.
I knew there were more.
>Jesse James Wharton of Sandpoint Idaho was convicted of attempted murder in 2011.
>Jesse James Newcomer of St. Paul, MN was convicted of marijuana cultivation in 2009.
And now the best one:
>Scoudouc, NB resident Jesse James Wallace, 25 & Shediac River, NB resident Jesse James Saunders, 29 are charged with break and enter, attempted break and enter, theft under $5,000, possession of property obtained by crime, and unsafe storage of a firearm.
I keep finding myself coming back to these articles about animal intelligence. It's a problem. Here's the thing that I've gathered: humans are potentially not much more intelligent than anything else on this planet.
Can we even imagine a greater intelligence than our own? We can easily imagine a greater processing power, but I propose that we can't imagine a greater intelligence. All we can think about is the ability to do math more easily. That's only a small part of intelligence.
What we need to do here is think of how something greater than ourselves might think or perceive the world, but that task may be beyond us.
>>90
Well if it wqs so intelligent maybe it could have q much more peacefulbsociety than us
>>91
I'm not sure that a society comprised of creatures more intelligent than us would necessarily be more peaceful. Perhaps they understand that lots of things, even members of their own society, need to be killed for reasons beyond our comprehension.
I want to eat lunch in peace. But nooooooooo, people REALLY enjoying poking me in the shoulder and trying to talk to me even though I'm trying to eat.
What troubles me is when two girls talk to me at once. I dont know what to do to not make one of them feel left out. I wonder if its a tactic they to do test...
I hate forgetting my umbrella when it's raining. Sure, a jacket still works, but getting your face and hands (and backpack) wet is a royal pain in the ass.
Windows can automatically adjust the volume of different sounds when you are using your PC to place or receive telephone calls.
When Windows detects communications activity:
○ Mute all other sounds
○ Reduce the volume of other sounds by 80%
○ Reduce the volume of other sounds by 50%
● Do nothing
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP THE ROCK!
Lets talk about the difference in time between the realization that there was such a thing as outer space and the formation of the rules about gravity vs. the first man in outer space. That's a span of about 275 years. So here we are now, aware that there are other planets, aware that we can go to outer space, but just like 275 years ago, completely unable to imagine how to get there.
It sucks that we grew up in caveman times.
uwaaa
tried pale moon just now, really liking it. where have you been all my life?
Generally speaking, a girl with a Japanese first name and a European surname is to be avoided.
Tattoo this directly on your face. It's important.
How do I read it if it's on my face?
