What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Only bas8que niggers may post here. Thanks for your cooperation.
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Arbeit, Arbeit und Arbeit!
i ate urinate, oop's! There poped out the poop. From us anus, as in me and my mediocre. Body.
serious, what was so bad about post 304? it was a deus ex reference
the most important thing, in life is to work. WORK WORK WORK!
In order to keep billionaires from wasting their money on Mars, I propose we change the name to Planet Fuckup.
Site is down to 70MPH winds in the area.
Srry friends :(
why the FUCK is v7iagra baned?
>>322
but why do bots post spam here about viagr4a. We are all girls here, women do not need viagr4a?
or athlete I am...
This story about the teacher from Tennessee who ran off with his student really fascinates me. Some planning went into this. They've lasted a month on the run. Normally, idiots who try this shit these days are almost immediately caught by using cell phones or credit cards. If not that, then by leaving big clues by failing to delete their browsing history. The detectives have to leave their office chairs for this case, which must be a huge change for them. It may be the first time in years.
Cleaned my room.
i did not even know that untied airlines existed, because I dont live in shit country
a person who dose not work, is a person who deserve to die
a long and painful death
work! work! work!
Are we going to war with North Korea?
Followup question: can I still be drafted?
Followup question: since like we're all about diversity now, doesn't the army have to be 80% black women?
Followup question: since we can't call them "gooks" anymore, how will we refer to them in our edgy war novels? Is "Asian-impaired" the proper term? I ask this, mostly because it turns out I can still be drafted.
It is the juice who control the bas8que niggers, who is keeping down the ind-European man !
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I'm a useless sack of shit
I vow never to fly United again. Then I fly United again. Then I vow never to fly United again. Then I fly United again.
>>339
I hate airports and designed my life so that I do not have to fly regularly if at all. I'm not bragging or nothing, just laying out the facts.
I have a headache again. I think it's a dental/autoimmune thing. I'm a gross sack of disease.
much better
0037 how do you pronounce 0037
>>345
Why do you feel it necessary to state that? Or am I to suppose you didn't think a question mark was necessary when asking a question?
Does 0037 have any notable birthmarks?
>>346
That was supposed to have a question mark, I guess. Omitted for brevity.
Everything needs a memory card and they're easy to lose. There should be a subscription service that sends one every month.
0037 how do you pronounce
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0037 you pronounce
animal need to fight to survive,
humans need to work to survive.
work ! work ! work !
Every asshole company gets itself in the news lately by leaving a piece of time-tested technology off of its latest technology. No audio port? No USB? Fuck that. Time to get ahead of all of them. It's a tablet computer without a screen. BOOM.
Investors, please just put your checks under the door kthx. Too busy with cocaine and hookers in here.
Penis?
That's right, a tablet computer with a big rubber dick on it. Nah, actually, we'll save that for the second generation.
You'll know your latest social media post (probaly "alj wqj a i isj d gi s zz" & a blurry picture of the ceiling) is tearing it up online when your tablet gets slightly warmer than usual.
Screenless = Fearless
Sometimes I like to role play that I am a cow.
muuuu I say, in my bed. muuu muuu muuu!
work!, work! & work!
work this.
The car was so small I had to depress the clutch to roll down the window.
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My computer mouse broke so now it double clicks automatically every few times I single click and it has been causing problems. It's very frustrating.
Discord is actually starting to feel more and more usable by the day.
Still looking forward to the day it's replaced by Matrix or Tox.
>>380
Isn't it proprietary though? I don't see what makes it so special over, say, IRC.
>>384
Can you stop shitting up the thread ``kudasai'' ????
Shit related question: if you're fat, like really fat, and have like a foot of ass cheeks between your asshole and the outside, does that pose a problem? Do you spend extra time spreading that apart when you go? Do you have to spend extra time cleaning that out?
>>389
Do you have to pull your butt apart to shit?
>>390
I squeeze mine together to maximize shit on cheeks. Thanks for asking.
What kind of disgusting diet would you have to ingest to get shit on your bum cheeks? You slobs know that toilet paper / bidets are only there for emergencies, right? 99% of my shits are solid logs with no residue left, same goes for any healthy person.
Are you saying your shit comes out with a protective coating? You're some kind of medical wonder.
>>394
I think he means that his shits plop out cleanly without any getting stuck on he cheeks. I am the same, usually solid logs with no residue or sometime little balls but also with no residue. I think having to clean after every shit is an American thing, due to their poor diets.
>>393
Still, you should always wipe. You never know!
Also, can we talk about something else?
Happy news! I thought I had accidentally deleted all my emails, but as it turns out, I actually did a backup about a year ago.
When I shit it usually comes out cleanly but I'm very obsessive about having a clean butt so I shove the toilet paper as far up my ass as possible to clean out my rectum. I should really stop, it's not healthy.
Sorry >>396, we can change the topic now.