What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
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Let's talk about candy!
Why do Americans hate liquorice?
>>400
Install a bidet. If you can't, simply use a shower to was out the asshole and cheeks. If that too is impossible, at least wipe first with wet toilet paper before finishing with dry.
fan art of undertale character [albino] chara reminds me of nevada-tan
are people who watch kemono friends furrys?
>>401
not enough sugar for Mericans, in Finland they like liquorice.
liquorice is bad for your health as it is in fact poison, and should not be eaten. It will raise your blood pressure.
When I was a child I liked to eat liquorice, there where two kinds of liquorice. Hard liquorice which you need to chew like 3 minutes and then could enjoy the taste and then there was allso soft liquorice, which was my favorite as it melted on the tongue after 15 seconds in the mouth.
I eat normal amount(in comparison to my peers) of liquorice back in the day, but now a days I avoid it as the black plague, 1st because I dont like sugar things and 2nd because it is bad for your health. But sometimes(like 1 or 2 every year) I eat liquorice, which must be soft liquorice, or else I will toss it to the ground(not really, just not eat it and ignore it in the candy bag and choose the other variations of candy there are). Because I don't like hard liquorice. I eat exclusively soft liquorice.
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>>404
What do you mean "hard liquorice" and "soft liquorice"? Can you give me examples of products/videos/whatever?
They eat salted licorice over there. That's right. Terrible already. Then they add salt.
I heard that licorice was made from rat blood.
What I'm getting from all this is that European assholes are apparently self-lubricating. Perhaps it's an adaptation to the rampant homosexuality.
>>409
I think it is more that a healthy colon will produce shit logs (or clump-like droppings) that leave no shitty residue behind.
If you're talented, chances are you'll die tragically and young. It is a matter of the nation's health that we raise our children to be talentless hacks.
>>417
We, as a nation, just made the movies CHiPs and Baywatch. This has to increase our collective life expectancy, radiating outwards from Hollywood. Broadway is mostly producing musicals based on Disney movies and the effect is felt there too.
Areas with steadily improving life expectancy are on the east and west coasts. Areas where it is stable or decreasing are those areas farthest from the hacks: the mid-south, Florida.
0037, the ticks-horse image link is broken!
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Oh, so that's what he was doing all this time.
>University policies allow for admission offers to be rescinded under several circumstances, including if students fail to graduate high school, are shown to have lied on their applications or take part in conduct that brings their honesty, maturity or moral character into question.
The maturity of 18 year-olds.
If you're make beef jerky, it seems like you could save some effort by having the cows die of dehydration.
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a youtube series entitled "You know what other country is a piece of shit?" highlighting the ways in which every country is a piece of shit.
She brought home this sparkling water that's cucumber mint flavor. It tastes like salad dressing. I mean, a good salad dressing, but still, salad dressing.
I've been learning how to write calligraphy. It's been going well so far, despite my supplies being absolute shit.
On another note, I've recently grown a skin tag on my armpit which kept getting in the way and getting injured by friction but yesterday I went on a few hour walk and when I got home it was gone. I think the friction from the walking tore it off.
a person that dose not work is a person that is dead
Is school out in Britain? It's stupid outside. I blame the children, as I do for everything.
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And then I went to the WC, and got some juice instead of chocolate, ;_;.
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I hate USA more then I hate Russia. And I dislike Russia/USSR in its heyday. May USA and there support for kike mafia soon be dead. rip Hitler, did nothing wrong.
>>447
You failed to post that on the 4th of July. 1/10.
Tomorrow is Bastille Day! Call in sick to work, because nothing is more French than a four-day work week.
Got fucked up on Bastille day. Made some poor choices.
These fuckers are giving honest, hard working, drug dealers a bad name.
So, thirty seconds into the negotiations, and both sides have revealed that they've got a suicide vest in play. This is going well.
Tip: hire a legally blind assistant so don't have to minimize lewd shit whenever they barge into your office.
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(I want to be one of the cool kids too)
Has censorship gone too far?! whatever happened to Free Speech?!
Help, I stayed up too late.
the thing that I hate the most in my life:
1. vacuum clean
2. pealing potato
https://www.yahoo.com/news/hold-hold-hold-prince-philip-092822007.html
>The Duke of Edinburgh, the longest-serving consort to a monarch in British history, has died at the age of XX, Buckingham Palace has announced.
>Prince Philip, whom the Queen described as her "strength and stay" during her record-breaking reign, passed away XXXXXXX
>FILL IN DETAILS
>He will be given a royal ceremonial funeral in line with his wishes, which is expected to take place in seven days' time.
I love it when a template runs as a headline.
PRINCE PHILIP DIES IN HAIL OF GUNFIRE
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My pastor just wanted me to remind all of you the real reason for the upcoming solar eclipse: Jesus.
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>Author of Pepe the Frog children’s book must give profits to Muslim rights group
We should be blind to race and realize that all religion is equally harmful to society. If you see the world this way, then it sounds like they've donated the proceeds to the Westboro Baptist Church.
In fact, let's take some other stories and give them the Westboro Baptist treatment:
>Muslim youth group combating Islamophobia by raising £500,000
Westboro Baptist Church combating justified suspicion by raising £500,000
>Half of Britons think Islam is a threat to the West, according to 'worrying' new study
Half of Britons think the Westboro Baptist Church is a threat to the West, according to 'perfectly reasonable' new study
>Majority of Australians Support Public Ban on Islamic Burqa
Majority of Australians Support Public Ban on Westboro Baptist Church being total cocks
>And his last words before the police opened fire, killing him, were "But you can't do this to me! I am the prettiest girl in all of Westeros!"
From Tokiko's unauthorized biography of 0037, page 892.
So far, the only evidence that we have that North Korea has a hydrogen bomb are KCNA, which is still in stiff competition with a self-published newsletter written on toilet paper by an inmate at Patton State Hospital for least reliable news source on the planet, and some dubious unnamed experts that "cannot deny it was a hydrogen bomb."
I wonder if those guys get paid to fail to deny things. Sounds like a sweet deal if the pay is good!
Now every news source is giddily running articles telling us what a hydrogen bomb is. This is pretty stupid.
The Charles, Prince of Wales Annex is not just Brutalist, but shockingly Brutalist. Crushing concrete spires with no purpose but to block light from reaching the few windows, not one more than an inch wide, bind its exterior. Uniformity and repetition reign in the whole of its dominating forty stories, which lurch heavenward in disdain of human aesthetics.
Industrial Society and Its Future translated to emoji.
A case of water and a honda generator will defend you from ten feet of water. This is true. I am scientist. Trust me k.
>>497
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