What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
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animal need to fight to survive,
humans need to work to survive.
work ! work ! work !
Every asshole company gets itself in the news lately by leaving a piece of time-tested technology off of its latest technology. No audio port? No USB? Fuck that. Time to get ahead of all of them. It's a tablet computer without a screen. BOOM.
Investors, please just put your checks under the door kthx. Too busy with cocaine and hookers in here.
Penis?
That's right, a tablet computer with a big rubber dick on it. Nah, actually, we'll save that for the second generation.
You'll know your latest social media post (probaly "alj wqj a i isj d gi s zz" & a blurry picture of the ceiling) is tearing it up online when your tablet gets slightly warmer than usual.
Screenless = Fearless
Sometimes I like to role play that I am a cow.
muuuu I say, in my bed. muuu muuu muuu!
work!, work! & work!
work this.
The car was so small I had to depress the clutch to roll down the window.
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My computer mouse broke so now it double clicks automatically every few times I single click and it has been causing problems. It's very frustrating.
Discord is actually starting to feel more and more usable by the day.
Still looking forward to the day it's replaced by Matrix or Tox.
>>380
Isn't it proprietary though? I don't see what makes it so special over, say, IRC.
>>384
Can you stop shitting up the thread ``kudasai'' ????
Shit related question: if you're fat, like really fat, and have like a foot of ass cheeks between your asshole and the outside, does that pose a problem? Do you spend extra time spreading that apart when you go? Do you have to spend extra time cleaning that out?
>>389
Do you have to pull your butt apart to shit?
>>390
I squeeze mine together to maximize shit on cheeks. Thanks for asking.
What kind of disgusting diet would you have to ingest to get shit on your bum cheeks? You slobs know that toilet paper / bidets are only there for emergencies, right? 99% of my shits are solid logs with no residue left, same goes for any healthy person.
Are you saying your shit comes out with a protective coating? You're some kind of medical wonder.
>>394
I think he means that his shits plop out cleanly without any getting stuck on he cheeks. I am the same, usually solid logs with no residue or sometime little balls but also with no residue. I think having to clean after every shit is an American thing, due to their poor diets.
>>393
Still, you should always wipe. You never know!
Also, can we talk about something else?
Happy news! I thought I had accidentally deleted all my emails, but as it turns out, I actually did a backup about a year ago.
When I shit it usually comes out cleanly but I'm very obsessive about having a clean butt so I shove the toilet paper as far up my ass as possible to clean out my rectum. I should really stop, it's not healthy.
Sorry >>396, we can change the topic now.
Let's talk about candy!
Why do Americans hate liquorice?
>>400
Install a bidet. If you can't, simply use a shower to was out the asshole and cheeks. If that too is impossible, at least wipe first with wet toilet paper before finishing with dry.
fan art of undertale character [albino] chara reminds me of nevada-tan
are people who watch kemono friends furrys?
>>401
not enough sugar for Mericans, in Finland they like liquorice.
liquorice is bad for your health as it is in fact poison, and should not be eaten. It will raise your blood pressure.
When I was a child I liked to eat liquorice, there where two kinds of liquorice. Hard liquorice which you need to chew like 3 minutes and then could enjoy the taste and then there was allso soft liquorice, which was my favorite as it melted on the tongue after 15 seconds in the mouth.
I eat normal amount(in comparison to my peers) of liquorice back in the day, but now a days I avoid it as the black plague, 1st because I dont like sugar things and 2nd because it is bad for your health. But sometimes(like 1 or 2 every year) I eat liquorice, which must be soft liquorice, or else I will toss it to the ground(not really, just not eat it and ignore it in the candy bag and choose the other variations of candy there are). Because I don't like hard liquorice. I eat exclusively soft liquorice.
work ! work !! work !!!
>>404
What do you mean "hard liquorice" and "soft liquorice"? Can you give me examples of products/videos/whatever?
They eat salted licorice over there. That's right. Terrible already. Then they add salt.
I heard that licorice was made from rat blood.
What I'm getting from all this is that European assholes are apparently self-lubricating. Perhaps it's an adaptation to the rampant homosexuality.
>>409
I think it is more that a healthy colon will produce shit logs (or clump-like droppings) that leave no shitty residue behind.
If you're talented, chances are you'll die tragically and young. It is a matter of the nation's health that we raise our children to be talentless hacks.
>>417
We, as a nation, just made the movies CHiPs and Baywatch. This has to increase our collective life expectancy, radiating outwards from Hollywood. Broadway is mostly producing musicals based on Disney movies and the effect is felt there too.
Areas with steadily improving life expectancy are on the east and west coasts. Areas where it is stable or decreasing are those areas farthest from the hacks: the mid-south, Florida.
0037, the ticks-horse image link is broken!
http://world2ch.org/wiki/lib/exe/detail.php?id=ticks&media=ticks-horse.jpg
lol weed
Oh, so that's what he was doing all this time.
>University policies allow for admission offers to be rescinded under several circumstances, including if students fail to graduate high school, are shown to have lied on their applications or take part in conduct that brings their honesty, maturity or moral character into question.
The maturity of 18 year-olds.
If you're make beef jerky, it seems like you could save some effort by having the cows die of dehydration.
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a youtube series entitled "You know what other country is a piece of shit?" highlighting the ways in which every country is a piece of shit.
She brought home this sparkling water that's cucumber mint flavor. It tastes like salad dressing. I mean, a good salad dressing, but still, salad dressing.
I've been learning how to write calligraphy. It's been going well so far, despite my supplies being absolute shit.
On another note, I've recently grown a skin tag on my armpit which kept getting in the way and getting injured by friction but yesterday I went on a few hour walk and when I got home it was gone. I think the friction from the walking tore it off.
a person that dose not work is a person that is dead
Is school out in Britain? It's stupid outside. I blame the children, as I do for everything.
oh, poop how much I have waited for to be with you!
Poop i want to be with you, yes you! The only one that
understands my deepest of fellings in my body. My greates dream is to
be with you, NO! My greates felling is to be you!
You are me, at one time. But will allways be in my hearth.
How do I become poop? I want to know, tell me. The secret of
poop brown flower. og boga, pooping around, is not fun. I want
to be you. Oh!, poop. I want to lick you, I want to swing in the jungle with you.
I want to dance with you poop! POop and poOP! There is nothing more in my life.
Danceing with the poop is my dream. Oh, how I long for poop.
And then I went to the WC, and got some juice instead of chocolate, ;_;.
I hated once gay people just to be edgy, but then I went to a gay forum just to see what they talk about, and then I understood they are 100% living a hedonistic society, which is 100% disgusting. Capitalistic society dose not have to be consumer based society, but a consumer based society can be both for gommunism and capitalism. A consumer based society make pysical things to object, which is bad. I think english is a shit languges, that dose not allow me, to expres my thouths, in this subject. Either way, INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK INSERT DICK. Then I hated faggots 100% for real. True story, bro.
i think encyclopedia dramatics is a stoicistic(stoicism) wiki because they are always linking to this article:https://ency55555555555clopediadramatica.rs/Unrealistic_expectations
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I hate USA more then I hate Russia. And I dislike Russia/USSR in its heyday. May USA and there support for kike mafia soon be dead. rip Hitler, did nothing wrong.
>>447
You failed to post that on the 4th of July. 1/10.
