What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
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I always wish I could play the keyboard, but anything under 61 keys gives the impression of being too small to actually play music on normally (as opposed to just assembling a few pieces and synchronising them digitally) and anything with 61 keys or over is prohibitively expensive or large.
At this rate I'm going to turn into one of those weirdos with a ukulele just to play something.
Got this little scrolling six-segment display running like a kloss! xD
Weird, now my battery/nano is giving readings of 7v(ok) / 10v(aaaah ) with & without the 100ohm resistor on the vin
It's usually higher with the resistor too
lol, wrong analog pins nvm
This is the golden age of television, and you people are outside, wasting your time protesting. Get indoors, you fucks. People are working hard on this!
>>503
If you're just interested in playing keys, check your local craigslist or equivalent for old pianos. There are usually tons (read: a handful) given away for free where I live.
>>503
but you are already playing the keyboard, the computer/mobile keyboard !
:-D (ps. if you are using none hand input to insert information to this website, like being a bot, plz kill your selfe)
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i have to chase after my paycheck again because my stupid employer made a mistake again probably
If I had a party every time the end of the world was promised and caused damage to my liver as a result, can I file suit against the false prophets?
>>512
Only if they advised you, under the guise of medical-representatives, to party to the point you were caused liver damage.
I was planning to bike down to the store, but it just started raining and it doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon.
>>513
They advised me that nothing medical would be of concern anymore.
>>517
I can observe the current weather for myself. I cannot judge the weather in heaven/God's mind/whatever. These prophets claim to be experts that are capable of doing so. Furthermore, weather people always state odds, even if it's a 90% or a 10% chance, there's still an out for them if they're wrong. These prophets are resolute in their predictions and say THIS IS THE END. There's never an asterisk attached, never "THIS MIGHT POSSIBLY BE THE END MAYBE".
I haven't been posting as much as I would like to as of recent. Real life keeps getting in the way.
Just had a dream that somebody had tweeted something along the lines of "mega killsushi drive" (or something like it; it sounded like a generic cool anime phrase) then promptly deleted their tweet.
Followup to >>518
You know, I'm sure it's already out there somewhere, but maybe there's money to be made by posting an Apocalypse Threat Level online. It could vary hour by hour to make things exciting, or to be completely realistic hover at a very low level all the time.
0037 the wiki broke again!
I keep forgetting to visit here.
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The 7 word story thread is over. Now what will I waste my time on?
>>531
Copy paste every post into a single document.
>>531,532
Here's an idea: Why don't we do a dramatic reading?
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In the 7 words story the "I" in the first post refers to 0037, and the uncle is 0037's uncle I assume? Seeing as post >>36 says "0037's uncle's navel". Does this also mean that all first person parts of the story are by extension also 0037? Or are they just the points of view of random, unnamed characters? Also, assuming that all uncles mentioned in the story are the same person, this means that >>55 was 0037's son, as the father was smoking toads given to him by the father's uncle who is 0037's uncle making the father 0037. But then this disqualifies the "all first person are 0037" theory because >>55 is in first person and that is 0037's son instead of 0037. Perhaps all first-person components refer to members of 0037's family? However, >>80 kills himself and is later referenced as RedCream in post >>84 which ruins that theory too. The constant changes in point of view are somewhat confusing. I like them though, they help add misery to the plot.
>>538
I meant to say "mystery" in that last sentence, but yes, the POV changes sure do help add misery as well, at least to the person reading it.
>>538
In post 355, Lenin is declared the final boss, but he is later defeated by an unnamed final boss in post 992.
I mean, aside from that, I can't see any issues with the story at all. Completely coherent and high-quality otherwise, right?
>I might do this.
If you do it in the style of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiwQHOpNufs I will love you forever.
>>538
According to >>6, the "I" is the bas8que spammer. If we go by >>36 which only states that the uncle is 0037's uncle, then >>55 means that the bas8que spammer is 0037's son.
Because of the phrasing in >>74-84 we could interpret this "I" as RedCream (also because he isn't mentioned in the story after this), with the "I" returning to being the spammer again after this.
>>540
The way I've interpreted it is that Lenin(g) is the presumed final boss, who eventually helps defeat the actual final boss. Of course, the story gives no indication of this and the reader has to figure it out on their own.
Has anyone watched Space Patrol Luluco? Can you please contact the producers of this show and ask them to change the title? It makes looking for DVD copies of Space Patrol difficult. Thanks in advance!
>>541
While >>36 states that the uncle is 0037's uncle, previously the uncle is referred to as "my uncle" by the bas8que spammer, as seen in >>11. So does this mean that the spammer is simultaneously 0037's son and brother? If this is the case, then I am slightly concerned about the turn of events that resulted in such an occurrence. Unless, however, there are two hairy uncles, one who is 0037's uncle and the other who is the spammer's uncle and 0037's brother, but this is unlikely as I can't imagine there being more than one hairy uncle per universe. Please correct me if I am mistaken in my reasoning, as I haven't had time to study the text in full detail to appreciate it's depth.
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wasted yet another day
4-ch down. We need solutions. And misinformation.
4-ch offices raided! bps overthrown in violent coup d'état! Streets of DQN run red with blood!
I feel like an archaelogist when I crawl through old music download blogs ran by some south american, with a bunch of dead megaupload/rapidshare links, last post made in 2012.
>>553
more like doomster-diving in a junkyard of nothing of value. lol am i right guyz??? XDDDDDDD
work! work! work!
I was wondering why I was getting ads for sex toys (from Amazon, no less), yet also intrigued by its many lights, nubs, and other features. Until I realized it was just a closeup of a bluetooth earpiece.
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Huffington Post is basically Twitter Digest
get off your asses, go outside, and investigate something
Born just in time to be in the control group for a miracle cancer cure.
what stared as a culture of small in groups jokes of obscure internet hobbies, meme culture will be seen by further generations as acceptably normality of insanity of our society at present day
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Cyber Monday deals not as good as expected. Will burn down the Internet in retaliation shortly.
The wolf from Nu Pogodi is doing ads for Symbicort in his old age.
We are taking applications for well-qualified eunuchs to continue operations once every male in our organization has been fired for allegations of sexual harassment.
>Anime cult or 4chan prank? Unravelling the mystery of systemspace.
And it starts with:
>If you or someone you know is considering suicide, help is available. Call 1-800-273-8255 to speak with someone now or text START to 741741 to message with the Crisis Text Line.
for maximum lol
The more I think about it, the more I realize that basically every online phenomena of the past 10+ years has been a joke/prank on 4chan that has spiraled out of control. Is this next?
>>570
what do you mean with this:"Is this next?"
w2ch was never about anime and SA rape tentical forum was about anime ... once the two merged, we got a BBS with image that was about obscure subcultures, and not 100% about anime ... it is not my fault that anime faggots from US that went to w2ch. w2ch was not for anime faggots to begin with. So you post is 50% wrong !
Tell your kids the sky is red because Santa is angry with them.
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Even here all the leddit, Kikes , and shareblue are shilling harder than ever.
I was suicidal on August 21 so I looked directly into the sun and now my vision is worse, especially in the dark, and I already had hearing problems. Also I don't have a girlfriend and I'm having a hard time figuring out how to code this game.
I don't get it. How was looking into the sun supposed to kill you?
A while back, I asked for advice on how to drink successfully. I took your advice to heart and proceeded on my drinking journey. I am happy to say that I've now gotten a good amount of experience drinking, and can now hold my own among the boys. I will admit that I haven't had the opportunity to suck their dicks yet though, and I haven't let them near my ass for fear of injuring them with the glass I keep in it.
It was less a death threat and more an open invitation to suicide.
my head hurts
my head always hurts
merry christmas
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Being the whitest black man is way less embarrassing than being the blackest white man.
Holidays are over. GET BACK TO WORK.