What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
Normally I don't like banning anyone. Shit-posting and hate speech are our cultural heritage, after all. However, I am strongly considering it in this case.
The problem I'm having is that every thread is being derailed like this. No one can say anything without being yelled at by this crazy person. The last post of every thread is now a schizophrenic rant about so-and-so being insufficiently German. Maybe it's funny to someone, but I don't get it. Do you?
I'm seeking some insight here before I just mash the ban button...
Stop fucking posting, all of you.
Blogging/Whining post. I am blogging and whining.
Hey, it's this board.
I'd forgotten about it.
today was 4th of July in America. I sat around and clicked things on the internet a lot. I thought about working on translating something, but I got distracted by masturbation. I thought about reading a book, but I got distracted by anime. It was very patriotic.
Why won't it get dark faster? Fuck this, I'm going to blow up the sun.
...and that's the story of how I lost my hand. And my eye. And why I'm deaf.
>>52
I see whining, but I don't see blogging. YOU LIE.
We used to play Warcraft II on custom maps as kids. Eventually we got into one that was just two sides with tons of resources but divided by an impassable barrier of water and rock. The geography forced you into air combat and air defense. The map would take all day to play because you had to set up multiple well-defended mines, huge aviaries for dragons, constantly build/repair towers, and basically do your best to out-spend and out-resource your opponent with a massive strategic war. Each side would launch huge bombing raids against the other, typically fail to accomplish anything, and start over again. It got easy to get the rank of "Demigod" or "God" without even really trying.
We wondered if there was a rank beyond this and to determine if there was, we made a custom map that consisted of a single human village and four orc villages. The orc bands had plenty of mines with plenty of gold in each. They would follow their AI's routine: get enough gold to build a peon, make new peon go and gather wood. To make sure that never happened, I put guard towers around their forest. So the AI would do nothing but make peons and send them to die in a hail of arrows. They could never get enough lumber to build a barracks, so they could never get troops to attack the towers. This was the automated killing machine. I put the thing on and let it run for a day and then some. At the end, I sent in some human warriors to destroy the enemy villages, and the rank it gave me was "Developer."
That's kind of lame, Blizzard. Fuck you guys.
I can understand that nigger want to live like nigger, but, I can not understand that nigger want to live like nigger.
I want to learn Ruby to interact with games like >>58 does.
>>60
Learn Olly and follow lena to the grave ! to accomplish your pathetic task in life.
0037 you are way to unactivated you fat fuck. Go out and play with me now >_<
I'm here and totally paying attention to this all the time... but go ahead and fill the others in on what happened since I posted last...
Yeah, I'm done with this. No one spoke in his favor. He's banned...
>>71
0037 I remember the old you, the cool you. What happened? Did you grow old? You know if you want, we can always talk about it. I am open for your feelings always here on world2ch.org my best pal 0037.
Is it not Shii? I know that feeling when you lost a friend that you wanted to have buttsex with, to the grave. But you know. He will never come back for your penis. You can always use ticks●DTNUV4cBL6 if it makes you happy. He is a strong young tripfag fag, just what a old fag like you need ! Don't be shy, I believe in you that you can cum inside ticks●DTNUV4cBL6 ! I will always hold your back here on world2ch.org..
I was a old user of world2ch.org back in the days. You used then to be a inspiration for all of use, young Anons, you where the light in the dark. Those where the awesome times of world2ch, but then the magic disappeared in to the newfags. You changed your old ways and became the old grumpy old fag you are known nowadays. Banning people left and right with out knowing what you are actual doing. Get well soon 0037, we miss you.
From yours truly world2ch Anon.
I read that one of the symptoms of having a stroke is that you can't understand what is being said to you. If weren't for the fact that the symptom was limited to this place, and only lately, I'd assume I'd had a big one...
Don't be mad at use for not having reproduction it was more fun to cum on 2d. All ways remember that only Germanic(not German) blood is white blood. It was the Jews fault and Hitler was humanity's last savior literally.
-Last half blooded generation of last Germanic tribe
it is my personal right to shit post on world2ch because I pay the bill in adsense and people who come here and read the content I produce are the once that give me money and the admin is not creating content so he is the costumer. Give me more respect for producing th content niggers
>>74
Plz be a hero and kill your self if a lie consumes your thoughts.
Plz fix the "Name:" field edit box, if you write "!" something bad happens and the result is not what you want. I have a sexually urge to type "!" in the "Name:" field but for some reason it dose no work and display strange character string. Fix it plz! I pray to god every day that it will be fixed soon.
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>>80
fuck you - kareha 3.1.4 script my cat whould have been so, was so beautiful !!!
>>78
Thank you for submitting a support request using the w2ch hyper-aware support submission system. It Fucking Reads Your Mind; Grovel In Terror, End Users(TM). Please refer to support ticket #00000002 in all future correspondence regarding this matter. Technicians are aware of your situation and are diligently billing hours against this account. Estimated time to resolution is approximately ERROR_05A.
We would like to thank you so much for being a valuable contributor to w2ch.
>>82
Better support then steam at least. Took me 3 weeks to change e-mail.
BTW, Lear irony biatch.
Internet died in 2004.
Source:In 2004 HTML5 was begun to be created and thus internet died. Because then really action had been taken to destroy internet, but the planning for the destruction of internet was probably long before that.
R.I.P tubes
freedom of speak
One if not the most user friendly thing you will ever use is a human body. You don't need to know how it works internally only outternally. Much more user friendly then world2ch for sure. I don't have to how I pee on my self. It just goes naturally.
Saying Israel is even the least-bit justified in their present course of action is the easiest way to TROLL THE WHOLE WORLD.
Speaking of pissing off e-Europeans, I was wondering rather seriously if their Subway sandwich shops have €3.71 30.48cm-longs.
>>91
My ip is 132.23.74.282 am i cool now?
Shootout to 0037:
I want to suck on 0037 man tits so I can feel on my thong his lovely milk. <3
>>90
This person is acting as a school boy. Niggers gonna be niggers forever
Germany was probably the end of the Germanic people. Wish there was no Germany. ;_;
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You know 0037 you should be more kinder to me. I have never in my life ever posted on a image board even thorough I have browsed it for many many years every day many many hours. I deserve the right to shit post here and that you respond to my posts.
I wonder why they kill the people who saw the killing but not the people who can connect the dots to the killing. Must be democracy.
isis is trying to do the acceact thing as in fallout 1. they are trying to create a super mutant army in fallujah waek up people! it is happening!!! and isreal is big mountin !!!
At this rate, by the year 2030, the simple act of copying and pasting one item from one spreadsheet to another will take six hours. The obvious solution to dump this suite in favor of something not shit is clearly a no-go, because "the cloud." So I will go ahead and keep outwardly supporting your mistake while secretly building an empire manufacturing typewriters, carbon paper, adding machines, and correction fluid: the secrets to productivity in our dark future.
I may be imprisoned on this website, but at least I am free to say what I want. That is what I call real freedom !
I have a problem VIPPERs, there is a girl at my workplace who I like. OK, I don't love her, in fact she is somewhat ugly, but she gives me an erection and my fixation helps me pass the time in the office.
The problem is this: she speaks like she is very, very young, but looks like an old lady. She moves like a young person, and wears the clothes of a 20-30 year old...but she enjoys embroidery and yet also has a tattoo on her back shoulder.
How can I tell her age?? Is she an old woman with the spirit of a young girl or a young woman cursed with the face of an old lady. She types at about 15 wpm, I don't know how she gets anything done but uses a smartphone easily enough.
She is very difficult to talk to, sometimes I think she may have learning difficulties.
Help me tell her age, all my facebook stalking attempts have turned up nothing.
>>107
omegle is the place for a fat fuck like you. There are two kind of people the gays and the guys(that one is you) when you see the pennis. Take out you cock and fap as hard as you can to the pc screen. When cums flyes up. You may think you are done. But that is not the hole story.
People of ages usely have very hard time playing touhou because the red glowing ball of doom may curser blindnes but as a young women my selfe I get that too so my best bet is to suck 2x times dick.
Better shance if you go with shrek and poop in his ass hole. Then he will poop out in your ass hole. World of warcraft sucks guys!!!
Old womens usely have childrish behavior look at touhou vampire. They may be vampire but in fact they are old wommens. Thus I recomend you to poop inside chens ass hole 2 x times a day. Now you may seem o t thing grey pants are cool but they are in fact Reply bytton and thus yuo shall follow assade images on omegle. POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!POOP!
>>107
She must be under 50, otherwise you'd receive 10+ forwarded e-mails a day about OBAMA</h1.
Hire someone to mug her and steal her ID. That's the only way you'll know for sure. Do you speak with any other women in the offic...ahahahaha. Hah. Of course not. Sorry, I almost said it with a straight face. If you did, you could just ask them.
My waifu is a Milwaukee Hole Hawg 1676-6 2-speed drill.
I, for one, welcome our new filovirus overlords.
Your opinion is terrible. One of the worst. I've seen better opinions formed by faulty Chinese-made opinion generators.
Normally I'd chalk-up the most-recent rejection of my poetry (2,700 words, free verse, subject: my erection) to censorship, puritanical values, and the homogenization of American culture. However, it turns out The Princeton Review is not a literary magazine, as that classy-ass sounding name would imply.
>>111
To cure ebola you need to transfer it to another person in that you have intercourse with your penis in to the other person's vagina and then cum out the ebola from your body. That way the ebola will move from your body to your victims body and cure(freeing up) you body from ebola. It worked for AIDS and it sure will work for ebola. If you are a girl. Good luck, you are already dead.
Remember the golden rule:Never go to the white people. They say they will cure you. But in reality they will only use you for there sick experiment to harvest the brown chocolate color from our skin to make white chocolate black. As there dose not exist black chocolate it is just a lie from the white man.
>>114
This is sound advice. Also, thank you for exposing the lies of the sick white chocolate industry!
I had a dream that my toe was cut off. It didn't hurt or anything. All I did was scrape it clean and glue it back on. Except I did this in my bedroom and didn't have anything to wrap it up with, so I had to hobble to my bathroom for a bandage and in doing so, I twisted it out of shape slightly, so my toe was crooked. And in the dream, I just thought "fuck that, I'm not re-gluing it", and wrapped it up anyway, fully aware that it would heal improperly and cripple me.
>2014
>not experiencing constant waking nightmares
I wish WW3 breaks out before summer ends so that no body notice that I could not deliver in time, before the dead line. So badly right now.
why dose no body ever wants to talk or be active in my threads. ;; I am really trying hard guys. You never make threads where you can have discussion in theme. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;
dump pump bump qump, whats that? cheese for every one ! ! !
we are all lactose intolerant. get out.
>>123
you know guys milk is not the same as a women milk. If you want I can make you some guy cheese, if you know what I mean ^^.
You have to hand it to Bashir al-Assad. Dude is proof-positive that you can sell a steaming dog turd to the world with the perfect combination of patience, inferior competition, and constant reheating (to keep it steaming).
I'm pretty sure this is also why Microsoft is still a thing, btw.
>>125
What do you know about cheese, that right nothing. Go now and eat your cheese burgers with the child molesting clown !
Human conciseness is a side effect of a body movements(there is proof of this, and that is why trees have no "brains" and why eating plants are more smarter then none eating plants ! (yes, I just made that last part up)). But when we star to go in to computers(and it will happen, may I assure you(ofc not if we blow our self up before that, that is very like to happen...), we will evolve back and our conciseness will no longer exist, because there is no need for a computer to have conciseness, it just standing still and draining the power bill to the top of a mountain peek.
We probably will first go in to computers before we move out of our solar system.
Thus is we don't play games like TF2 in the "computer world" we will never reach out of the solar systems guys ! And for that matter I don't talk here for cyborgs like in terminator that are so cool looking at from the TV screen.
Again,
Just saying: a idea, nothing more.
/Anon
>>128
Imagine a culture that is entirely formed in gaming. No birth, no death, just constant online warfare. There is no development of personality, just endless preparation for war. What better culture to conquer the universe? This is all our future selves will be doing on the 3,000 year journey to the next planet on the list.
We will conquer the universe this way. The only possibility that could lead to disaster is finding a planet devoid of life capable of providing a challenge to us. Or worse, what if another culture is ahead of us even by a few years?
>>129
You point is one that may be archived for further generation to read, but sadly it has no value as only if you did not underestimate the power of hats in a online warfare games, as thus it will go in to the trash(limbo if we are lucky).
BTW. Steam is malware 100% I don't care what valve says, it may be other spys behind it, all I know is steam is spyware introducing to Linux spillover from master malware windows that I am using now ;_;.
I predict that sombreros will replace the fedora in 2015.
I sure wish I was a girl again then I would no longer have to shave my armpits only if I want to see the Eiffel tower. The revolution did not made my armpits any more freer. Sad face
>I sure wish I was a girl again
What.
>I would no longer have to shave my armpits only if I want to see the Eiffel tower.
What.
>The revolution did not made my armpits any more freer.
I just... What?
>>133
I think you need this if you think girls are attractive:
http://www.world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1407753287/
I hope we can have a talk about how to progres you development in the manly sicyle of life of a man in todays soceity. Hope to see you soon there.
NOTE:I am not talking about womens.
>how to progres you development in the manly sicyle of life of a man in todays soceity
Still, I keep asking: what?
I am relieved. Hello, relief.
The downtime made me nervous.
it turns me on when 0037 plays that he dose not know what I mean, cute :3
I don't know why, but I always have this feeling that I'm just not sufficiently patriotic in regards to my generation. Maybe I was just a weird kid, but I wasn't a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Some villains were vaguely interesting, but the Turtles themselves were lame and I never had any of the toys. I did go see the movie in 1989 or whatever with my cousins who were deep into it. If I saw the second one, I don't remember it, though I do remember that that it had a tie-in Vanilla Ice song. The third movie was only brought to my attention recently because of all of youtube talking about how it sucks in anticipation of the new one.
The part that kind of gets me is that there are certain people my age who feel obligated to see this movie because of some brand loyalty they had as a child. Or worse, because they want payback for that third movie. It's like they were left with a sour taste in their mouths for a franchise for which they were probably too old for by that time anyway. Will they be old enough now to appreciate that it was made for dumb kids? I doubt it.
Also, there's always that fear that nothing new is being made. We just keep repeating ourselves. Is a year with three Spider Man 2s a sign of the apocalypse? The safe bet for making movies anymore seems to have a relation to the number of toys it sold. So I guess I'm eagerly anticipating the Speak & Spell movie.
>>139
Fucking american fat fag fuck, no culture, no ethnical background, no heritige, no blond hair, no blue eyes, not free, illusion of freedome, no understanding. Enyouj your shit pice of shit, while I sit here and read my ancestorys fairy tales of old wisdome. American are just a bunch of jew loving fagots who betrayed there european ancestorys back when they where still in europe and destoryed there history as they destoryed there own culture with shit hollywood and other shit from americans. You are a discrase my friend and my ancesotry that dates back to when the V shape in the tree of ancestory was made between us, fell discusted by the path you took, you and your types, are truely niggers, will be niggers forever and nothing more. I will die as the las in my germanic tribe and end it all, bacuse of you niggers suck to much jews dick.
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And lo, I beheld a vision: an endless industrial loop printing Korans, pulping them, recycling the paper, and printing them anew, just to be destroyed, over and over again.
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russian now because edwar now, it is happening !!!