What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Helicopter Ben is here to save the day depressed Anonymous person. Here you go:$$$. Some god old religiones Chinese fiat money for you. And this is the moment I fly away in my white helicopter. Bye fuckers!
BTW fuck Janet Yellen!
I don't understand why every single time I go to my favorite Chinese takeout I somehow end up behind a huge family of disagreeable cunts who have apparently never heard of Chinese food before and have the short-term memory of a goldfish. Fifteen minutes in and we've heard which dishes do and do not have onions three times and have heard the price of a large order of it three times (HINT: it's the same for every entree!). After all this, they then order all the things they JUST determined their kids will not eat and are surprised at the price.
I implemented captcha pre-validation before moot today. Pretty proud of myself. I'm really surprised that I actually followed through with learning how to do this kind of stuff. 2 years ago I told myself I was going to learn how and now I know how. Crazy
A new Internet study by Brazil show that 12% of the information on the internet is false, wrongly manipulated by groups to grow there own agendas grow in influences. As sad by Snowden there is a propaganda war going on right now on the internet on what information is correct. Some critics say that by the year 2019 you can not believe any word on the internet at all and should just go straight to the old books in your local library. In the end you need to choose between two things:evil or bigger evil.
I was watching curling on TV and the commentators kept going on about how this is shit-poor curling. Why can't they just act excited about it and pretend it's good? It's not like we can tell the difference.
>I recently visited my local Starbucks and complimented the barista by saying "thank you sir" when he handed me my large black coffee. Apparently the person wearing a dress and five o'clock shadow did not appreciate this. I was polite and tried to correct it by telling him to "Calm down bro". That did not seem to quell the seething yet limp wristed anger I saw in his face.
Refreshing on Western art and I'm reminded that for about 1,400+ years every single thing produced had as its subject one of three things: Jesus, the Virgin Mary, or a saint.
Refreshing on Western cinema of late and I'm reminded that for about 520 weeks, every single movie has been a sequel or reboot of the same superhero story.
Even when it comes to pass that Miley Cyrus eats live kittens while simultaneously jacking off underage boys on stage in front of thousands, nothing she does will ever be considered "shocking." Whoever is using this word in reference to a boring pop star is unaware of the Internet and the awful things it has shown us. We cannot be shocked by the bullet points provided by her PR consultants. Not after what we've seen.
Miley, if you really want to be shocking, I have three words for you: crimes against humanity. Follow it up with your pay-per-view execution which you ensure is botched in the bloodiest possible way. Then and only then might we shrug at what you've done and agree halfheartedly that you may have crossed the line.
So, if my body is a graveyard, then I guess yours is a compost heap? And besides, my body is more like a rendering plant, isn't it? Who the fuck buries a cow in a graveyard?
WARNING TO WORLD2CH!
In the case of a nuclear apocalypses. The person who wins is the person that must not clean after wards, the bloody mess that it will make.
IMMINENT IN 10!
A daily post on world2ch(so with other tubes too), is one less day to fight you addictions in your daily life ! [DON NOT LOOK AT ME]
ProgramAi
A tips for program AI is to think that you AI need to be programed for walking and not thinking(logical, commonsense). As it is a known fact that the human brain is only existent is to move the important parts of the body around as can be simplified in to 3 categorizes(we are having it simple here) eat, poop and sex. If you did not know it here are some fast facts to convince you:the only parts of your body you control are things that you need to do this(upwards see), no part of the body to control liver and other stuff... . For example you can control you heart and fingers. Many people believe that they are the most important part of the body and that there mind is in the brain. Simple example can confirm this lie as for example if you cut off you finger you do not see the perspective of the finger but the other part that survived the accident. I can confirm this from personal experience. But in fact you finger is only to move and thus not important. Look at trees they don't have fingers nor brains(from my small knowledge) and other living things in categorizing matter. But all living things move even trees as it is give food as in prey flees except if it is a rock, then it rolls down the hill. As such I want to conclude here that when you program next time think about programing the AI to move from points and not thinking. [WATCH VSASUE FOR MORE INFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ON TUBE]
MathBaseIsBad
I have not had much time to think and can be wrong. But math base system I think is a bad idea as it is clumsy and thus you should use ToiletPapperNumber32 as can now be used with the gen of tec we have as could not be done before as other things like(?), the superior math base system as for example it is much easier to create random numbers. For that mater the "base" of ToiletPapperNumber32 if you could say that is ((base*Number)/base*Number). This is not pseudoscience or more to say pseudomath! (卐) >:|[ (卐)
The sport of biathlon could be improved if the skiers were allowed to shoot at one another. It could be played between convicts facing long prison sentences. Add a few tigers or polar bears to the track too.
religion in middelages was because they hade so many
religous fesitval shit because it was the only time slaves/peasants
could have free time in a super corrupt society takns to
nigger italians and mudslims(yes, muslims had to do with this and
they are evil. WHen I speak about mudslims i mean arabs btw not
the religion(if you thougth that then you are proablbey a nigger))
As you can see religion was important because it gave a way
to have a big party some days of the years!!! in a shit hole created by niggers
AND NOT BECAUS SOME STUPID AS GOD OR HEAVEN OR HELL
Same thing with marrigde, it was not love 100% of the times. It
was economycly only to survive. Again this was due to niggers
in italy
just look at carnevile from back before christianity why
it still exist, people want to have a party or some thing like that
NOTE:Brazile carnevils are fake
TIPS:I am not disclaiming any info here I am just adding info
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END OF THE STORY;
DONT BELIVE RELIGION IS SHIT OR BAD - IF YOU USE MONEY YOU ARE RELIGOUS
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Source:I want to belive this is the truth.
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SOME MORE INFO:
Brazilian Carnival is acctual really fucked up as
Carnival comes from old germanic tribe festival and
not from original bible.
Now that if you think now. Brazil is a communist contry(no
religion) full
of black(i mean it) niggers. Then you understand how fucked
up this shit is. They have no right to have carnivals.
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EGOT = Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony
WHITE PEUGEOTS = Writers Guild of America, Humanitas, Independent Spirit, Teen Choice, ESPY, Pulitzer, Environmental Media, USC Scripter, Grammy, Emmy, Oscar, Tony, Saturn
I don't know if I appreciate Frontline trying to give a face to these children I'm trying to grind into a slurry of profitable marketing data.
It's nicer to think of them as something mindless, cute, and easily ground into a slurry. Like a duckling.
Come to think of it, children are just as easily ground into a slurry as ducklings if you have the right kind of grinder. I'm already over this. Good thing I don't have a soul!
I am no going to respond to that TV show. I am not that stupid.
>>895
Be quiet! If other people find out they have the option to not respond with their opinions on every product/subject constantly on social media, we'll be forced to leave our offices and do actual research! That involves TALKING to real people. OUTSIDE. Disgusting.
Now calmly tell us what you thought of that TV show and do not misspell the hashtag or words which convey positive or negative attitudes! Or at least don't spell these in a way we have not already predicted you'd be likely to misspell them.
Teenage Twitter Fight Turns Physical
Monkey send to wall "Secret Man In Black" to destroy for the Bear.
Bear dose what any one would do in a world with no rules. Protect it self and
know how long it can push, thanks to "Ape Who Did Not Get Much Money From Monkey".
The screen say Monkey is weak and dose
nothing and Bear is aggressive. How wrong they are. Bear is getting crushed and only try to protect his wall. Wall has the pipes that flow the money.
Best for wall is not Bear. Best for wall is only wall. Wall history dose not matter as anything in today's world as values are NONE.
Secret Man In Black Goes Next Ti Rest
There's nothing better than someone blogging about conflict minerals on the third tablet they've purchased in five years. Each and every one of these trendy toys contains an ever-increasing amount of metals whose value can be measured in whole numbers of dead Africans per 0.01 oz. The best part is their old tablets are never sold on the secondary market or recycled to reduce demand for conflict minerals, but instead retained as amusement for their toddlers/cats.
Collectives form naturally...
Are you not in a family? The only true individualist is abandoned at birth to be raised by wolves. Anything less, and you are a member of a collective, like it or not. In order to live with your family, you must abide by certain stupid rules with which you do not agree (though a certain amount of rebellion is expected). Your family is part of a greater extended family, among them often rich uncles that support others in times of need (why always an uncle and not your parents that are rich? Well, that's one of life's little mysteries, isn't it?). Centuries ago, your extended family would have been part of a much greater extended family: a tribe. Friction between groups of families from disparate backgrounds is obvious, but we all find common ground and achieve greater things through cooperation. Tribes formed coalitions to counter other tribes, and (sometimes socialist) nation-states were born.
Of course my argument is slightly flawed. Obviously, if you were raised by wolves, you'd be a member of a pack, itself a collective.
What I'm saying is that in the end, individualism is slightly more mature-sounding way to say, "fuck you, mom and dad!"
Once upon a time, this guy came to live with my cousin and I. Well, he didn't really live with us. It's more like he crashed out on our sofa one night and then proceeded to stay with us for about three months. Normally I don't put up with this bullshit, but the dude was hilarious and he owned a killer bong.
We were watching this stupid OVA anime thing. I can't remember what it was called, but it had this girl in a school uniform with an M-16 rifle (for pros, this is like 2000). That was a big part of it. It involved her and a group of rag-tag idiots wandering around this city trying to get somewhere. This anime was 100% deus ex machina. Shit would happen, some dramatic over-animated miracle would save them, and the rag-tag bunch would win.
After the fourth or fifth miracle, dude flips the fuck out. I wish to hell I had (even the means to, 'cause this was '00) recorded what he said/did because it would have been a youtube sensation five years later. His act left everyone at first speechless and then laughing out loud to the point we had to pause the video and have a smoke break. It went something like this:
*OH, we are thirsty, name-kun, but we can't open this bottle. What do we do, name-kun? LET ME DO IT! Says a character from off-camera, and the camera pans to him. I AM THE BOTTLE OPENING MASTER. I HAVE BEEN WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME, NEVER SAYING ANYTHING, AND CLEVERLY HIDING JUST OFF-CAMERA! I WILL SAVE US! And he grabs the bottle and he takes a bottle opener out of his pocket and the background goes black, the bottle opener glows red with fire, and lightning bolts erupt from it, and he puts the the bottle opener on the bottle, and every muscle in his body flexes all at once, and he screams, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, and the ground splits open, and demons from hell burst into reality, and an angel erupts from the bottle, and they battle for TWENTY MINUTES of sword-slashing, bone-breaking, epic fighting, and the angel, nearly-defeated, on his knees, his wings tattered, is surrounded by demons and they taunt him and ask him what he will do now, and the angel just chuckles and says YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO FIGHT ME and EXPLODES, and the WORLD ENDS in a cataclysm of fire, is reborn, and evolves to THIS MOMENT IN TIME, where the bottle is open, and is handed to name-kun, and now, the animation back to where it began, just sips it and says AAAH... the end. And the bottle opening master says, AND NOW I WILL LEAVE YOUR PARTY WITHOUT EXPLANATION FOREVER. GOODBYE!*
>individualism is slightly more mature-sounding way to say, "fuck you, mom and dad!"
thats edgy and all but the truth is people who are individualists see the dangers of collectivism and realise that individualism is a safer alternative to the collective group blame of collectivism
but yeah i see what you are saying
>>903
There's no perfect system, but the dangers of individualism are much worse than those of collectivism.
what are some of the major dangers of individualism?
>>905
An uncontrolled government and/or uncontrolled private sector because the individual as a political unit is completely worthless and has no leverage against any other power?
>Any other power
Collectivist powers. It'd be prudent to compare the scoreboards between individualist baddies such as Kaczynski to larger collectivist endeavors (1871, 1914, 1939).
Collectives form naturally, so does piss. You know it's ideology when nation-states becomes the logical endpoint of having mother. The dangers of individualism exist only as a relation to greater collectivism, still making collectivism the greater danger. As for equal blocks together making zero, I've yet to see it.
One of the important things to realize is that no matter how pro-government I might seem, that doesn't make me a believer in the ultimate form of collectivism. Communism can only work in the same fantasy in which anarchy can operate.
To assume that people are inherently good and "moral" is to assume that any system could work without any flaws: people with red hair shall be our unquestioned rulers! To declare that real-life examples of anarchy are not anarchy (e.g. Somalia) is the same empty argument given by communists: the USSR was not communist!
People need strong leaders otherwise they are easily subverted by people that appeal to their base instincts.
We need new Kitchener's, Ceasar's, Cicero's etc to whip people into shape and to trim back some of the weeds that have grown
>In order to live with your family, you must abide by certain stupid rules with which you do not agree
This argument only ever seems to be used to justify those rules, which themselves mostly seem to have been established by individuals or small groups who've managed to get power over the apathy of the majority. Eventually, you have to move out of your parents' house. Unless you are Italian.
>>910
Come one.
You know that being a member of the biggest group of bad dudes, rolling around and starting trouble would be pretty cool
1:9,223,372,036,854,775,808
"One in nine quintillion, two hundred twenty-three quadrillion, three hundred seventy-two trillion, thirty-six billion, eight hundred fifty-four million, seven hundred seventy-five thousand, eight hundred and eight."
I like those odds...
>>912
not really. I'd feel kind of shitty actually.
I hate to break it to you, but if you eat fish at all, you've eaten a lot of worms. Happy Friday!
Popular music without hate will not sell. If it is genuinely good and universally liked, it might as well be elevator music. Buzz is generated not by fans, but by the haters. Cultivating hate is how we sell music. The goal is to drive the fans to compensate with love (dollars) by buying the product to offset the hate.
You might have low testosterone or something mate.
Seeing someone different from you ought to elicit feelings of hatred and anger.
You are obviously not a member of what was formerly the most powerful empire in the world.
I pine everyday for the black and tans to be regrouped, so I can march around derry shaving the heads of micks and slapping murphies about.
Iceland is a supermarket in Britain, not a country. I'm not sure where you keep getting this misinformation, but please disregard it in the future.
It's time to reboot Dennis the Menace. We should make it dark and adult-themed. Mr. Wilson will be a murderous drug kingpin.
There's wasn't a Facebook campaign urging leniency for me when I bit a four year-old on the face!
These are official government pool towels and we belong here. We are totally on official business. We totally didn't buy these badges on eBay.
Why was I not selected to be on the committee that declared "-lication" to be redundant? I am formally lodging my protest by tacking it onto other words every time youlication leavelication itlication offlication!
Oh, an anime sure turned lesbian suddenly. wtf.
Well I guess it did go gay for awhile too. n/m.
It is my theory that the 70's as we remember them are actually a very narrow window of like '77-'79. Same with the sixties. The rest of it was boring politics as usual. It's the same for the 80's too. That part about wall street giants destroying us for fun/cocaine was at the very end.
Am I right about that, or am I just imagining it? Also since it's 2014 does that mean we're in a historically boring period of time? Does that explain why everything is so boring right now?
I get this nasty feeling we're going to go to war against Russia and future media is going to show us all the warning signs about Russia we missed and make us look like we were idiots for ignoring them. I mean, we kinda guessed they hadn't changed. That's why we didn't scrap the nukes, future selves. Also, fuck you for thinking that period of '17-'19 defined us. Seriously, most of it was really boring and the whole Russia thing was completely unexpected.
And hopefully the 2040s are "and that whole robot overlord thing was completely unexpected."
Then we shall know peace. Terrifying and endless peace. For we shall not war against our fellow man, but against the Robot Overlord.
I miss George Bush.
I hate Java.
I made http://4x13.net/gal/
THAT WAS THE BEST APRIL FOOLS' DAY PRANK EVER, YO!
>Dude, I think you hurt him
HE WAS ALL LIKE WHAT???? AND THEN BLAM!
>He's not breathing, we should probably call 9-1-1
SIX WORST DRINKS FOR YOUR BODY
Great moments in avoiding jury duty:
>The first European contact with the Gila Cliff Dwellings was by Henry B. Ailman an emigrant to New Mexico who was residing in Silver City at the time. In the summer of 1878, Ailman found himself, along with a bunch of friends, on a jury list. To avoid serving, they organized a prospecting trip to the Gila River where the site was discovered.
Due to reports that George Westinghouse used the N-word unironically and speculation that he would not have approved of gay marriage, I'll be moving world2ch over to a purely steam-based platform in the near future.
Best Nazi soda drink for your body:
Fanta
But remember: you will in the end support the Jews controlled land of United State of America that was once a free land, we miss you Henry Ford and others in our hearths !
Imagine a world where the black internet market dose not use bitcoin. Instead they use steam and trade hats for hash. That is today's reality. So check your privileges chines gold farmer for here come the Italian mafia. You have been warned.
>>940
Dicks. Billions of them. An endless ocean of dicks.
moot has pretty much killed the textboards, I guess that's the end of VIP quality...
>>942
Not pretty much. He murdered the text boards and kept the dissected body on his counter.
Is the #world2ch IRC channel still alive?
The society for the study of the modern imageboard is gone, shii's bliki is gone, now world4ch is gone. When these little message boards are gone, the actual 4chan can only follow suit. How long until everything related to imageboard/messageboard is just a few paragraphs in someone's personal wiki? It feels so weird that on an ever-approaching future, years devoted to posting, maintaining and just plain having fun on these places by so many people will just be condensed into a handful of words somewhere.
>>948
My site's been influenced by 2channel, 4chan, and related places. So has this one. w4ch sucked and Shii quit the scene like what, 6 years ago? He shouldn't have to encourage people to worship him like a god or feel cool for knowing old memes.
>>948
Someone just needs to keep hosting these. They aren't expensive to run, but without ads they are run out of generosity. They need to exist, and there needs to be an entry path for new users. Most users will eventually leave, so without an incoming flow of users there will eventually be no one left. There are many mainstream sites that allow users to communicate with short or long text based posts. But few of them offer anonymity. Pseudonyms are still used. I wonder if these sites are so much more popular because people don't know anonymous alternatives exist, or if people are attracted to handles by their narcissism.
Think a breakfast burrito, but instead of eggs, sausage, and cheese in a tortilla, it's a crepe full of chopped up doughnuts, pastries, and whipped cream. The main obstacle I can foresee is the American aversion to crepes which are perceived as foreign. This is why all advertising material will use an alternate name: Freedom Flapjack.
So apparently shii still has an active mod account on 4chan.
>>955
I'm the dark master.
>>956
This conversation should be in the Shii thread.
Also, I recall watching some video where moot talked about how in the early days he made anyone who asked a mod and didn't keep track of who he gave the passwords to. I believe it. 4chan: PROFESIONLA TO THE MMAX(TRAEDMARK)
I fucked up my thumb pretty bad so using the space bar hurts. Fromnowonyoupricksarejustgoingtohavetodealwiththisk?
Hack driverless cars; create personalized traffic jams for your e-enemies.
It upsets me when people say they want to fuck my mom. It upsets me that they don't want to fuck me instead. I am an attractive 20 something years old, fit, young man. I should be getting all the attention, not my mom.
>>960
Have you considered dressing like a middle-aged woman?
I've been meditating a lot lately. It seems more and more to me that focus is a good attribute to develop.
Did some "behind the scenes" work @ guroch today.
A basic photography course should be mandatory for all elementary school kids worldwide. I can't find a single good photo of this landslide in Afghanistan that killed 2,100 people. That's a lot of people, but every photo looks like it was taken with an ancient Nokia brick and it has the same subject as all the rest: what looks like eight guys on a pile of sand in a playground.
Actually, I found some others. I think the deal here is that Afghanistan is just so universally brown that absolutely nothing stands out. Our troops deserve a picturesque war zone! Look at what Vietnam did for our culture. This war is going to produce a bunch of boring wasteland movies. We should invade Micronesia! For the good of our film industry!
>>964
16 Megapixel phone or new AK47 Mmm Hard Choice.
>>965
They should install cameras on guns. Problem solved.
California Chrome is a horse! This clears up a lot.
At the end of a radio ad for a dentist, they made it a point to mention that new patients are accepted. If they were closed to new patients, why would they be advertising?
>The practice of Dr. Seigel would like to remind you of what you're missing out on, because he is a good dentist and doesn't need anymore patients. You meanwhile go to a dentist whose degree has a hammer and sickle on it. That woman behind the desk has a prominent gold tooth and is so fat that not even those scrubs can contain her girth. And she's always on her personal cell phone, arguing with someone named Dontelle every time you're in the office. And there are lines lit up, but she's just ignoring them. Dr. Siegel's staff is polite, attentive, and professional!
>You only went to your dentist because at the time your crappy insurance listed like four doctors and somehow he was the best choice. The man is often unshaved and unshowered. He doesn't even leave the room when taking X-rays and sometimes forgets midway through a procedure that he's not wearing gloves. His equipment dates from the 70s. You have better insurance now, but you just keep going to him. Why? What is wrong with you? Don't you wish you went to Dr. Siegel? Wouldn't that be nice? Too bad you can't!
The human species needs a rewrite. What would you girls think about having an ovapositor?