What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
>>970
They don't already? Sorry, I've been busy with the rest of the universe since the Cambrian and oh fuck, every month, you say? And why is the anus right there? This is all wrong! I've got a lot of work to do here. You should see results in 150-200 million years.
n O o N e C a R e S : ) o K n E r D?
Somebody's got to say it: fuck "The Cloud"
This is bullshit and we all know it.
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when it rains it poars
>>974
Look! The fucking cloud is corrupting the data in its own post! I told you this would happen!
>>975
On a related note, this was actually happening on microsoft's skydrive with certain files. XML and HTML files I think. Microsoft was inserting comments containing unique identifiers. It could have affected other files as well that are more microsophy. I'm too lazy to find the link.
The only radio station I can hear while in the automatic car wash is country music. If you were wondering, country music now sounds like all other music. Soon enough we'll be able to do away with these pesky options and choices. Every car will just have a big red button that says "CONSUMER-GRADE MUSIC."
when it rains it purrs.
Let us sing the song of deleting any comment with a pony avatar!
Imagine explaining the holocaust to a Jew that had never heard of it before. That's kind of what it's like explaining balut to a white girl.
>world2ch.org is worth $ 58 - Worth Of Web Calculator
Google should offer us for $800,000,000,000,000 on Wednesday or so. Your name will still appear as "Anonymous", but it will link to your Google+ profile. Other than that, daily operations will be unaffected. 0037 will still maintain the site (lol) using a 14.4kbps modem link through a satellite phone from his aircraft carrier full of $100 bills and cocaine. And also skeet shooting, but using a combination of artillery and vintage Ferraris. Also charity, or whatever. Hookers count as charity.
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Attention narcissistic males with links to Hollywood intent on completing any higher education in the state of California: if you aren't a supreme 9/10 with washboard abs and a Ferrari that you purchased yourself, please think about attending a school outside of the Santa Barbara area. Why do all 9+/10 girls attend UCSB? Fuck if we know, but please stop running over and shooting them. They are extremely valuable to our state's film and fashion industries.
CSU Bakersfield is where you should apply. Chicks there will be impressed that you have one of them "audy-mobeeles" on account of them never having one "'cause mamma thought they was black magic." With a regional sex-ed curriculum approved by the United Pentecostal Church, the girls at this school are completely receptive to sex whenever it is "my's evil ain't leakin' out my hoo hoo." So please, think of our state's natural reserve of hot chicks when you apply for university. Please apply to a school where you'll be considered hot shit with minimal effort. Think CSU Bakersfied.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA WEARS A FEDORA.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT POSTER 985 OF WORLD2CH KNOWS ABOUT POPULAR 12 YEAR OLD BOY CULTURE AND THUS SHOULD BE SENT AWAY FROM THIS PLACE AS HERE IS NO BUSINESS FOR SUCH A YOUNG FAGOT.
It's a lapel pin in the shape of a fedora that you put on your fedora.
Erotic photo idea: nude except for a fedora held over the dick (doesn't need to be a big fedora). And the hefty model is wearing a top made of two fedoras held together like a bikini top to cover the man-tits. All beached erotically on a bed of fedoras. Put a fedora over the lens and you're set!
>...[I]f The Producers had been made today it would be a web 2.0 share scam involving an anime imageboard. Also Zero Mostel's character would be fatter; a full order of magnitude fatter and sweatier... Gene Wilder would carry a bodypillow with him everywhere, have self-diagnosed aspergers and social anxiety disorder, and would communicate exclusively through memes from /b/... They would sit at opposite sides of the same office and communicate through IRC...
we are almost at 1K!
Why run around in a circle. If you can speak the language of Shakespeare as he did so for so long time ago. All you need to understand is press Ctrl-Copy and Ctrl-Past in the text files your opcodes as this text will reveal what I mean. But only if you speak my language in this day of age.
Do you like my new bold hair cut? What hair cut do you have. Plz explain it in great detail as I did.
>>991
You didn't explain yours! In what way is it bold?
Today I was reminded of someone on iichan's cute females board who posted pictures of Sailor Saturn with cryptic, poetic comments.
I checked and iichan is dead now. Wakachan's still up but they don't have many boards left. It's weird how the English language anonymous imageboard culture's hollowed out. It was an interesting ride.
Is tumblr just an imageboard with personal glory?
My dad is angry at me for saying the holocaust didn't happen and Hitler was not that bad.
Linux is a lot of work and I want to give up and install Lubuntu.
Richard Stall man dose not support open source he supports freedome. That no communism that is captialism
I am post one in this ORpost demonstration.
MD5Key:NiggaSoleBannanToday
http://www.miraclesalad.com/webtools/md5.php
I am the derivative post from the base post.
(My time stamp is the key to security!)
MD5:06abab35649b5d2078be37ae016d2e88
I am now post 998!
As if I say >>988 is a fag then I say literately I am a fag to my self. In World2chPostSyntax
[Maybe there is more? idk]