What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
>>772
OK, then. I guess we only need to know the combination of who and how much to determine how hard we laugh at them.
I've been doing lines of MXE, feelin good.
Get in the IRC nooblords.
A new island has appeared south of Japan (27°14′49″N 140°52′28″E). More like south of KOREA! CLEARLY KOREAN TERRITORY!
UNNAMED ISLAND IS KOREAN!
im really hot
>>777
Yet another day! Just proves that global warming is a big fucking hoax.
last night my dads fire alarm went off (out of batteries) and he happened to have a step ladder in his room. the problem was that the stepladder is too short for him. so what does he do at 4am an hour after i pass out drunk and high? yup, he comes and wakes me up.
i get up and i realize that i need to stand on the top step, which is not sturdy enough to hold my 120 pounds, and i can barely reach the fire alarm. i remember making it shut up somehow and going back to bed.
woke up this morning and the fire alarm is dangling out of the ceiling. so i guess: problem solved?
anyway hanging out with irc nerds today or tomorrow what up
Captain’s log, stardate 1621
In our weekly rendezvous with the USS Enterprise, we delivered 18 cases of scotch and 330 replacement miniskirts. We took on a below-average 44 corpses for delivery back to earth, only two of which were clones of Captain Kirk.
Top three headlines on Yahoo news: enslaved women in London, Iran nuclear talks, UN climate change talks. K. Sound important. Except the slave women. Rather than play this as a strange outlying case, the media seems hell-bent on making us believe that human trafficking is pervasive in the west and there are 1.8 million slaves in London alone. I doubt it.
So that's fine, but here's a selection of other headlines:
#7: "Dog rescued from South African 'Big Hole' after a week" Of everything that is happening in Africa right now, #1 story we see is about a DOG.
#9: "Dillman's, Manny's serve different potato pancakes." What. What is a "Dillman's"? What is a "Manny's"? Why is the nation interested in why their potato pancakes differ?
#12: "Pre-K teacher sends note complaining about students’ ‘unpleasant smells’ Yeah, children are gross.
#17: "Teen Knows From Experience That Cutting Won't End Pain" But it will sure get you in the news. In fact, it will get you ahead of relief efforts in the Philippines, Palestinian peace talks, rebel actions in Syria, a breakthrough in the treatment of hepatitis-C, and this truly funny gem: "The man Rob Ford defeated: 'I'm not surprised'"
I am officially a grumpy old man. Why the fuck can't I retire?
>>782
There is no need to ask a self important question on a Anonymous text board as now one knows your background. Your "news:" link dose not works, so the integrity of your post is shit. You could have as much written nothing and it would have the same value as the post that you posted. Plz stop shit posting.
>>784
epic fail, you should not look to deep in the cup. You may fall of the kitchen chair.
I ownded the 4cahan Mods :DDD https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZ_auz7CMAAYPXM.png:large
>>787
Do that /2 and you get my respect, script kiddy of world2ch.
>>787
Do that /2 and you get my respect, script kiddy of world2ch.
I believe all western medicine is black magic of Satan and therefore my employees shouldn't have any of it. Except penis pills. I need those.
Are you traveling on Thanksgiving? Tell us your stories here!
So we can laugh at you. You stupid idiot.
{
Did you know that people in india dont have thanksgiving?
Did you know that people from india are niggers?
Do you know that nigggers have no respect for white poeple?
Did you know this is internetonal board?
} == Niggers dont hace thanksgiving
Dose this matter? No.
Niggers don't hace thanksgiving but they do have Turkey because popeye's is CLOSED xD
My hosting company is getting really touchy when it comes to security, so if you find the site is mysteriously unreachable for you, let me know. However, if you're suddenly a victim of the firewall, you won't be able to read this, so I don't know why I bothered posting it. Part of the problem is that China is still attempting to let us know about their fabulous deals despite their messages not showing up due to my WAY-COOL RADICAL TUBULAR ANTI-SPAM measures.
To avoid any potential difficulties, please try the following:
>>795
FAKE AND GAY½
OOET!A0z7CY5eG2 has a '!' and not a '◆'. No one will get on you troll.
>>796
Whatever, bro. I am totally 0037 and I like this "gay½." I am going to use this term more often.
I have to go to a concert tomorrow. Not looking forward to it right now. I like the music and I like the band, but I don't enjoy jumping and dancing and all that jazz.
>>799
Try to masturbate on the scene it may be able to help you!
YOU'VE BeeN HIT BY THE
|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|......______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy
>>801
Back to 4chan
Go back to your shit hole!
We don't want you!
Fuck off
Fuck off and die!
>>800
He said he doesn't like all that jizz. You're not very helpful.
Now we all know that you failed me, but it's also clear that somehow, I failed you. I did not make myself clear about our simple rules for running a successful criminal enterprise. Now let's go ahead and run through these rules again with the new conditions that I thought were self-evident:
Basically we take turns carving words into each others' chests with a knife. If you flinch, you have to drink the croton oil. In the absence of a referee, disputes are solved by fist fight. That's the game. Play until someone passes out from blood loss or dehydration.
Button has the word butt in it. Still can't get over that.
I just missed a final today. This is the first time in my life I didn't choose to sabatoge a grade. I've never fucked up so passively before. How the fuck does something like this even happen? How do you completely forget when something important is?
>>810
The NEET is strong in this one.
You may have to talk to the professor and beg.
>>810
I missed a final once and the professor emailed it to me and let me do it at home.
>>810
LOL!
I did that once. On the day of the final I somehow misread all four of my digital clocks and my wristwatch and left for school an hour late.
>>810
I never missed a final, but continue to have dreams about doing so to this day. You're living the nightmare!
It's not plastic. It has properties much like plastic. And a trademarked name.
The standard unit of a slave's value is presently measured in AK-47 rifles. We're hoping to supplant that with fractions of a shipping container of North Korean methamphetamine. This is how we'll make the world a better place. What are you doing? NOTHING. THOUGHT SO.
LISP, EMACS, LISP, EMACS, LISP, EMACS,
Do the ID's changing?
>>818
To find you answer you need to look in the universal sorce code. It is a strange place of number that only few geeks can desifer. I dont talk about thos fat losers on reddit i am talking baout the guys on IBM and Micro£oft! You need to read many C books to learn that kind of knowlegde. and even then it may not get what you want!
Here is the source code to the world:http://wakaba.c3.cx/s/web/wakaba_kareha
THake good care, but there is no need to plat goD as no one will inhabit your world. I know, because I did that once. But I can tell in the name of GOD(s) that i am not a geek like M007(Animu? IDk).
note:But while if you are at it, can you tell me how old you PEnis is??
im high and drunk !! ADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Reload until you see the new SUPER RARE CHRISTMAS-EDITION banner!
What can I say to make you comply? Uhm.... there's tits on it!?
I'd like to see you do a more half-assed job!
4-ch is down forever
watch me twirl this knife around once or twice and end the motion with a throat slit yummy yummy throat blood
>>826
OH JESUS I've been waiting for a reply in debate for six months and today was going to be the day, I know it!
>>822
>>823
You think you made a contribution to world2ch? ha! ha!
You must be joking. It know why you did it. It is because you want to be a little girl inside with glitter all over the place, but can not face the fact that you are a worthless piece of fat shit weaboo. After your "daddy" issues. This is not a capitalistic society if you did not get it. Decorating up, dose not effect anything on a site like this. There is nothing to gain of a personal value of credits. All you are making a assumption you did some thing good. But in reality you are just lying to all. As nothing has changed. No new topics, nothing of value was gained or will be gained in time. If I want the shit like you gave me it is better to just buy a coca-cola glass. Go back to your shit hole and dream about how shii is fucking you up your brown ass.
Sorry you didn't like the theme, bro. :(
>>829
Well if you did just not spew your shit opinion and pointed fingers wild in the room, you will note that you argument is wrong. Clearly what the text/post is saying is that 0037 is using his resource wrong. The reason I go on world2ch is to talk and not to watch a good looking display. Yes, of course there needs to be some kind of "sexy" HTML but what was already in place there was enough. Instead maybe it(0037) could make a thread about some interesting topic to discuss or maybe some thing else, what do I know? He never did any of that. So we will never know that lost opportunity sadly.
What I think about the theme will be a secrete forever.
yo 0037 I'm a weirdo who enjoys obsessively analyzing 4chan/SA/world2ch history so I sent you an email regarding something in the wiki. do you still check that?
4-ch can't be down. Why would this happen? Don't black holes have a rule about not destroying information? They're not playing by their own rules!
Oh hey, so there is a minor revolt happening over at SA (cost to users so far: about $200). It seems that the forums will soon be losing money, membership is down, and basically it's all about collapse. Among the suggestions:
>Sell the forums to moot, he has a respectable regdate + knows how to run a successful internet community
LOL
>>833
Anonymous I need to tell you that it can be really hard for some Autistic people like 0037 on this image board to understand what you just posted.
As you can take it two ways how moot is doing:
He knows how to run a successful internet community
or
He dose not know how to run a successful internet community
Plz be more clear so the mods know if they should ban you and not guess.
I forgot my identity check.
MD5:421b3437d306d824214763fafe447139
http://www.miraclesalad.com/webtools/md5.php
>>833
It's intentionally vague?
Also, had a discussion about the billions of dollars spent every year on advancing penis pills. Our conclusion was that in the future, every male child will receive a single injection at puberty that will give him a constant raging hard-on until the day he dies (at 188, because this is the future). In order to capitalize on this, we've decided we should start working on future fashion trends like pants with an "erection cone" highlighted with LEDs. Also, urinals will need some work too.
PARTY'S OVER; GET BACK TO WORK.
Do you know how to spell English with German grammar? Of course you don't, because you are a egg head. That is why! I am here to show you:
This is how it is done:
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4-ch is back!
What is the different between black and brown people? I am not Dr.nigger. Please help me!
What is the different between west Asians(sandniggers) and east Asians? I am not a scientist in Asian race. Please help me!
What is the different between Assboriginal and Indians? I am not a nigger. Please help me!
But I know what the different between blond people with blue eyes in comparison with brown hair as much their eye color is the same and white as skin color both. They are nigger comparison to me, the master German race with blue eyes and yellow hair! So please help me now! This knowledge is very important for me to gather as fast as I can.
dog was put down yesterday
literally in the worst mood ever
what a horrible new year so far
>>842
I think it is ironic that your post is more culture then J.R.R. Tolkien shity books.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture - This article is totaly bullshit as culture is acctualy were biolgical, as behavio as it claims. As a weak example is the mongolian blue prik or blond eyes. Culture is what the community creates for the community and not what one person(like hollewood) creates for the community. As dust all this is posebole because I belive in these things and that other people bleive in the english languges to understand me in this tounge.
TRUE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im going to eat 100 ding dongs
This is a warning messages to all tripfags on world2ch! Don't use the automatic trip generator as they go threw the eyes of the jews. Before you know it. The jews will post with your identity and all of your hard words that you have worked for long time are gone with none legitimacy for other people in the community. So use another way to use trip as the current way is corrupt by infesting jews parasites !
Old key:TI-89999
MD5:9cc1febdcb8bc30ca1d8f95632a52e75
http://www.md5hashgenerator.com
>>843
Jesus spoke the Lord's English. You know that, don't you?
>>846
Suiawd awduhawdui awduiadwu adw! Fawiaidaw dawio adwio. Awdoaiwdjo awdiojawd awdidges. Tjsefioj sjioefsejio sefjoidsaws?
Udw Yfe:IIeyytaaA
YE-1:7c4c248a38fe9b9737749f01cfabd098
I wrote a new little article in my shitty personal weekee
http://span.net76.net/wiki/doku.php?id=internet:always_assume_impermanence
Accepting donation money to buy a domain
>>848
Here you go:
http://world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1388866469/
Key to MD5:FreeMoney
I have read you article and find that you seem to lack some world views. As really the destruction of information is a wonderful thing that must happen, if life shall be ever the same for time to meet its end. E.g:
The only reason ChanCoin has a value is if you believe it has. So if you believe I did a contribution to you, then kiss my ass.
I cri evrdai becuz I cnt find a gud imgbrd
>>849
broken link:
http://world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1388866469/
Q:Can we fix it?
A:No
Playing god is a big responsibility.
>>852
http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1388866469/
Your internet money is safer in limbo.
Let us sing the song of stocking up on cables!
You could have had a relatively painless death by Bolt 3, but you chose to cast Reflect and that is why you must die by chainsaw.
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!
They told me that I could do anything with WinAPI + C. They lied to me. I will try next opcode.
...and in this dream he was eating live hamsters whole and coated each in a sauce before he did so, soaking the animal's fur. He was always careful to make sure that the creature had no sauce in its eyes, going so far as to dab them clean with a napkin if he did so. He took pains to assure us that at first he did not agree with this awful practice, but grew a taste for it with time and insisted we would as well. That aside, he would not partake in live rats which were also provided. Once he had his fill of hamsters, he proceeded to set the rats aside to eat later and packed them, as one would leftovers, into a Ziploc bag. It was only at this point that I took offense, but mostly because I didn't believe rats should be stored this way.
>>861
I am part(of this chain) of something bigger then me(my self). The only important thing was that I made this post.
Still have that job...
>>863
Do you believe? Do you know why things like these exist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmyy1Km-cTE that is because the people belive it means some thing. Do you belive? It is more then just religion. Do you belive? BELIvE
Please, is to be saying "boot-fuuk-er." This "bush-foaker" is very rude thing in my language.
My headache's gone. Fuck that thing.
Last year's version of TurboTax is a whole lot cheaper. I can just white out the "12" and put in "13." Why doesn't everyone do this??
One man diarrhea is another man organic fertilizing, so his seeds can grow stronger.
Only for C I speak here, I don't give a shit about all the other nigger languages out there!
Who ever that say that goto is bad is dumb and should not be a programer! goto should not be used for "Cleanly exiting a function"(are you stupid.), "Exiting nested loops"(you shall never, ever exist a nested loop) and "Low-level performance improvements"(this is just stupid as a program in C shall not look on the CPU as the same all the time and thus it make no sense. But I do not say it is good always to not know the hardware to think about when programing in the back head of that information in a reality is useful.)
goto shall only be used when it is the perfect moment and only if it can do it the best way as in a nested switch as here:
http://pastebin.com/5bnYZPZU
Just show you where programing is at now, you don't need to be a professor to figure out this.
I am angry.
