What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
"We're putting the wonder back in air travel"
That's awful. Who thought of this? "I wonder if we'll ever get off the ground." "I wonder why they cancelled my flight." "I wonder where my bags are."
I accidentally got a job.
Please help me.
>>572
Shit, that's a snazzy looking ID
>>572
A job is the gateway anti-drug. What have you done?? The biggest mistake you'll ever make is trying to be a responsible adult. You're doomed.
Wow. I really miss the community this site had.
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>>575
Everyone is either dead or in hiding. It can't be helped.
Which will lose all of its value first- the Euro or the Bitcoin? Place your bets people.
>>577
Bitcoin. They lost around $30 in the course of minutes yesterday. I guess I win. Gambling sure is easy when you're asked to place your bets after the roulette wheel has stopped spinning. It's also really easy to place your bet when one horse is hard currency and the other is fake internet gold whose main promoters are conspiracy theorists on internet forums with a disproportionately high number of My Little Pony avatars.
Going into work for the first time today.
Why didn't you save me?
BREAKING NEWS: /b/, /v/ frozen. /q/ a hive of conspiracy theories and paranoia.
>>581
Today would've been a great day to hang out on /q/... I messed up!
I somehow missed all the action. Nothing was happening by the time I showed up.
The only good day to hang out on /q/ will be the one preceeding its deletion.
DO YOU SEE?? HE NEVER CAME BACK.
That's what happens when you leave the house. Let that be a lesson to all of you!
Haven't gotten fired yet. Why aren't you guys helping?
Good /b/-tards are at home all day solving mysteries (see link).
>>588 went to "work"; posted about it here.
Disregard above link, cocks, etc. Instead: http://yhoo.it/12nuNYZ
Does 0037 still update the wiki?
All the articles I find are from 2012
I found klang's new blog: http://panelcrashing.blogspot.com/
In other news:
Last night, I went for a walk with my tobacco pipe. I sat along side the water and just enjoyed watching and listening to the waves. It was incredibly relaxing and I had some good thoughts.
After that, I thought I'd go get some tea so I headed to a cafe. It was closing the minute I walked in, so I went to a restaurant down the street.
Aside from me, there were maybe 3 or 4 couples in the restaurant. The place looked empty. The waitress brought me some tea and kept saying I needed to eat something. "I'll buy you something!" she eventually says, and I say "I'm not homeless!" She says she doesn't think I am, but she thinks I look like a nice guy. Alright.
The waitress and I had a great conversation after my meal and then she leaves me with her number on a napkin. A fairly nice night.
Very sick. 50mg of DXM, 50mg of DPH, shot of whiskey gets me through the day.
Can more people go on the irc please?
i miss the good old days(lol)
irc.synirc.net
#world2ch
>>593
Congratulations. You're now physically addicted to DXM. They said it couldn't be done, but you proved them wrong. You're a hero to the children.
I have a confession to make... I'm not really 0037. I mean, I am, but not in a truly spiritual sense. I traded my soul for this minor internet fame. An old man in Marakesh had a table filled with little cards, like bar menus, each wrapped in ancient fabric. At one of the table were great things one could be: "famous actor", "politician", "celebrity chef", each in beautifully embroidered and pristine fabric. But my soul wasn't good enough for that. After "guy with English accent who reviews video games on youtube", after "guy who owns a cute cat", and even after "guy who reviews video games on youtube (no English accent)" there were two at the end, the fabric on each moth-eaten and stained. My soul was so tainted I had my pick of only these two. I opted for the first of the two, "old Internet guy." It was either that or "tripfag celebrity famous for being famous."
>>588
Life-long unemployment can still be yours, but you're not helping us help you any. Something tells me you actually like working. I think your dedication to the cause is lacking.
I hung out with some /jp/ers on 4/20. We hung out in downtown Portland, then we got really high and really drunk. I can't say it was a bad way to spend the day.
I've been deathly sick for the past few days. No work, no school.
>>602
Wonder what he did wrong. I've always been worried about internet security, but I honestly have no idea what I'm doing wrong or what I could do different, because no one is willing to take the time and hack my shit.
Im failing partial differential equations.
Security through assumed apathy is a pretty weak strategy.
>>605
Please hack my site. I want to learn what I should do differently.
My job now consists of talking about Persian women and smoking weed. This is not what I signed up for.
lmao
Apr 23 23:36:47 theshadowfog sshd[27172]: Failed password for invalid user lbjlive from 61.155.177.58 port 45602 ssh2
Apr 23 23:36:48 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: error: Could not load host key: /etc/ssh/ssh_host_ecdsa_key
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: Invalid user belltrix from 61.155.177.58
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: pam_unix(sshd:auth): check pass; user unknown
Apr 23 23:36:49 theshadowfog sshd[27181]: pam_unix(sshd:auth): authentication failure; logname= uid=0 euid=0 tty=ssh ruser= rhost=61.155.177.58
lmao
rekt
i gat u fgt
prepared 2 get rekid
he uploaded a php shell
apparently i didn't make it so that you couldn't upload php files(or he got around it) to my glitch art folder.
im an idiot
>>610-611
I want to get hacked but no one will hack me
>>613
I'm waiting.
I'm going to get "Fukc child suport" (sic) tattooed on my neck in Gothic Blackletter.
Demotivational Posters (a.k.a Demotivators) are typically designed to discourage one’s moral strength and diminish one’s self-esteem. It usually consists of a picture, COOL STORY
Let's see how many boards that was spammed to... Not what I want to see at 5:45 in the morning. Come to think of it, what do I want to see at 5:45 in the morning? Fox girl porn...
>>617
They got me.
Does anyone else view Gelbooru as a video game where the goal is to get the filters right so that you get only one result?
>>619
I still don't understand the difference between boorus and web 1.0 image galleries.
I don't get Dr. Robotnik. How many hundreds of billions of dollars has he wasted on these ridiculous machines? It's a fucking hedgehog. You should be able to kill it with a tack hammer.
>We consume over 2,800,000,000 cups of coffee a week...
Wait... we? So like, between you and me. I guess this breaks down to 8 cups for me, 2,799,999,992+ for you.
I want a tank armored with real doll flesh. It will end all wars.
>Henry Gribbohm Jr. said ... he got caught up in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun set up outside the JFK Coliseum in Manchester [NH]. Before he knew it, he had handed over $300.
>"They explained to me I was going to get all my money back, I was going to get an Xbox Kinect... They lied to me,"
>He said he drove home to Epsom and returned to the carnival with more than $2,000 in cash. In the end, he said he spent $2,600 and never won the game.
??? Oh New Hampshire, you're quickly catching up to Florida in the race to be the state with the most WTF. If you're wondering, a 4GB Xbox 360 with Kinect, a controller, and two games (probably crap, but free) costs $289.99 on Amazon.
>He said he returned the next day to ask for his money back, and was given $600 and a stuffed banana with dreadlocks.
lol
Now I know that in light of recent tragedies, that you're all very concerned about the ethics and safety of arming children. But now, more than ever, the future depends on competing in a global community. Nations like The Republic of the Congo and Somalia are arming their children with fully automatic weapons starting at an early age. How will our children fare if we don't arm them more heavily and at an earlier age? This is why I put before Congress a bill to provide every child in America with a rocket launcher, training to use it, and a bible. Now some may say that this bill is "radical" and "goes too far", but I say it doesn't go far enough. I ask Congress to expand this bill to provide free rockets, on demand, to every citizen of this great country and to legalize the sale of hand guns from vending machines.
California wildfire burns its way to the Pacific Ocean AND KEEPS GOING!
NEET4NEET
20 year old cross-dressing man seeks someone who can pass as a female to do heroin and talk about Schopenhauer with.
What do I want to spend all of your money on this month? Things I enjoy or things you enjoy? I think I'm going to have to go with things I enjoy.
We don't need to ban guns, we just need to provide superior marketing for alternative home defense solutions.
Motherfucking Ax(TM): Ain't no one messing with someone 'got a Motherfucking Ax(TM).
You got a gun, huh? I got a Motherfucking Ax(TM).
Imagine the television spot: burglars burst in on a family watching television. Dad bursts in from the hallway with a Motherfucking Ax(TM).
Shot of the product with voice over: You think you need a gun for home defense?
Next scene: Dad chasing burglars down the street, nothing but boxer shorts and a Motherfucking Ax(TM) raised above his head with a crazy grin.
Voice over: Motherfucking Ax(TM). Way scarier than their guns.
With the YOUR said like, "Oh, you brought a gun to a Motherfucking Ax(TM) fight? You got a small dick or something?"
Ladies (lol) and gentlemen, our troubles are over. Our children (lol) will never want for comedy. Never will they suffer a moment of boredom or yawn at a six year-old image macro. A vast new reserve of comedy has been discovered that will feed the Internet's entire demands for at least 1,000 hours!
Part I: http://youtu.be/G6LY7TJ16pg
Part II: http://youtu.be/XQDtoHpAWhg
I saw those crazy eyes. I listened to you tell the host about God, your cats, and the Internet haters out to get you, all well before he managed to set foot in your restaurant. I knew right then and there it was true love.
I knew it before you told a man with fourteen Michelin stars between his holdings, that his opinion of the food you served him is wrong. I knew it before you fired a waitress on camera for no particular reason. I knew it before we found out you call people faggots on Yelp. I knew it was true love along. I knew it was love even before we found out about your prison sentence for bank fraud.
This is the greatest leap forward for Internet comedy since Chris-chan. I LOVE YOU AMY!!
Risperidone. Lamotrigine. Lexapro. Ativan.
I used to do acid, cough syrup, and weed.
All kinds of explorations with drugs.
I recently picked up a Portuguese girlfriend. She has severe depression :(
I still have that job ;_;
>>636
Isn't it nice, having money? Working sure is rewarding!
Yahoo and Tumblr negotiations look like high school student government meetings. Except they have nicer chairs, I guess.
i've never done drugs and i've never had a girlfriend and i've never had severe depression
In this week's episode of Mythbusters, there's an interlude where Adam shows off a model he made for the movie "AI" while working at ILM. It's a nice model of a derelict merry-go-round. He says that no one will recognize it because the scene it was in was cut from the movie. That's the part that gets me. So this movie has a run time that's 36 minutes longer than the age of the universe and you're telling me there are deleted scenes? Wow.
My natural reaction is to assume that there is something seriously wrong with what I'm doing. I find myself quietly sabotaging my own plans. By this point though, it's fucking meaningless because nothing can stop this. It's only now that it's far too late that I realize I have made no consideration for the possibility that I might succeed.
It feels like failure has been the one constant in my life. This can't be true because I've made it this far, but still, I can't help feeling like failure is failing me. Where are you, my old friend? Where is the wind above my wings?
>In Monona, Wisconsin, parents can now be ticketed by police and fined in municipal court if their children repeatedly bully others.
Well, that's completely insane. I bet this statement can't be topped in terms of ludicrousness, particularly not by the NEXT LINE OF THE STORY.
>Some bullying experts are praising the move.
Wow. So aside from declaring yourself such, what qualifies the following people as a "bullying experts"? Also SOME "bullying experts"? Jesus fuck, why wasn't this article just shredded? Why didn't the editor just stand up, unzip his pants, and piss on this article while staring the author right in the eye? That's about what it deserves. But no, any criticism is immediately declared BULLYING & DISCRIMINATION. I am three sentences into this story and I'm ready to just burn takepart.com and Monona, Wisconsin to the fucking ground.
>“Sometimes you’ll knock on someone’s door and they won’t want to talk to you—their kids are perfect, they could never do anything wrong,” Monona Police Chief Wally Ostrenga told the newspaper. “This is for those times when we get the door slammed in our faces.”
Yeah, because this is fucking stupid and the police of all people shouldn't be involved in this.
OH, by the way, let's look at the qualifications of our BULLYING EXPERTS:
Steve Siebold is a former professional athlete and national coach turned author and motivational speaker (of the hot topic at the moment that will guarantee him bookings). Kate Walton, a former public school teacher ... Walton is also the author of Cracked and Empty, two young adult novels about bullying (because bullying sells!). ... Ezechiel “Zeke” Bambolo, Jr., an author and speaker (NO FURTHER QUALIFICATIONS LISTED).
Good job takepart.com. Did we find any actual qualified experts? How about a child behavioral specialist? Psychologists maybe? How about anyone who might tell you this problem is completely overblown and out of control to the endless profit of a couple nutcase "motivational speakers and authors"?
I swear I'm going to start the first PRO-BULLYING forum.
Shii, is hitting on a nun a sin? You're the expert here.
No one else saw that, right? Good.
"An out of control government complaining that someone is exposing how really out of control they are. Adorable."
If you had access to the NSA databases, you could actually prove that there are indeed only six degrees of separation between all people on earth. However, if you have access to the NSA databases and aren't actively smashing them with an ax, you are a reprehensible person, clearly opposed to the basic principles of democracy and human rights.
Is the tax rate better on beers with fruit in them? I could look it up, but I prefer that one of you make up an answer for me.
I have found cable that is capable of handling 1000 kV, is water proof, and rated to operate in temperatures in excess of 400C.
The only practical application for this product I can imagine involves a super villain's boiling moat.
I hacked Kareha and watched anime.
Today I got a hot tub!
I became a NEET.
I'm a hiki for a day.
I asked my childhood friend out on a date. We're going to an art museum on Monday!
I'm hanging out with my /jp/ friend this weekend too. Maybe I can hang out with both of my /jp/ friends.
Actually the Museum is closed on Monday.
So she's coming over to my house to play video games instead.
>>655 that's horrible. Take her downtown, buy her a soda.
>>658
She doesn't like it when I buy her things.
Turns out that on Wednesday me, her, and two guys from /jp/ are going to an arcade. Then she may come over for the night!
I hung out with the /jp/sie today, we just bullshitted for 3 hours or 4 hours straight in downtown Portland. Then I rode the train for half an hour home. It was a lot of fun... we trolled priests in churches, smoked and drank together, and listened to music.
A girl came up to me while I was at WinCo.
She had bright pink hair, glasses, and a little bit of acne.
Girl: "Are you from this area?"
Me: "No, I just moved here."
G: "Oh, it must be tough not knowing anyone here. We should hang out sometime."
M: "That sounds like fun! You'll have to show me what there is to do around here."
G: "Alright. I'll give you my number."
Being attractive is hard work...
the day before yesterday i went to a couple of cool coffee shops in Milwaukee.
Alterra on the lake is pretty neat-o. wasn't too impressed with their coffee, but it was drinkable. didn't WOW me. But the location is pretty excellent. You should def. look up photos of it on Google images. Oh and on one part of the wall, on the 2nd floor loft, there was a lot of marker grafitti which i had fun reading.
Rochambo was also neat, in a different way. Looked like some hippie in a pot stupor suddenly got a whim to start a coffee shop. Smelled like incense inside. Their coffee suited my taste a little better. The only thing i didn't like about rochambo is that there were people sitting around and loitering against the front of the building outside and i was afraid they would try to accost me as i entered. But they didn't.
my dad said she couldn't stay the night when he arrived back home around 11pm orz so he drove her back home :(
No one cares about your consistently failed attempts at dating women, Tokiko.
Give up.
I hung out with a friend today and met another net friend offline. We sat in a Chinese tea shop and had some good tea. Then another online friend came and we had some more tea.
>>667
That's a sad story, bobby-kun. I feel your pain. However, i think spamming a discussion board solves nothing.
Also, it's probably never a good idea to take someone seriously when they say, "you should come visit me some time!" I myself have made the same mistake at least twice before, and they weren't good experiences.
So last night I was bored. At random, Tokiko decided he was coming to Canada to visit me (without plans mind you!). I presumed he was joking because...nobody can be that stupid. But I figured ``Hey this is Tokiko we're talking about. Let's see if he's serious.''
He has his dad drive him up here and left him without a way home and with little money in a foreign country (what every responsible parent does). So he goes to a cafe expecting to meet me. Obviously I don't show up because we never made plans and I had better things to do. He spends a few hours waiting and waiting. The cafe closes and he goes to McDonald's hoping to find more free Wi-fi and methamphetamine (according to #tokiko). At this point, he's stranded in Canada with no way home. Night passes, and this morning he tells me he slept in a park all night. Wow.
I don't know what he was thinking. Considering he has an IQ of 484 or something one would assume he's a bit more intelligent than that! But I guess not.
I hope he learned a lesson! (＾□＾*)