Today I woke up, lurked an imageboard, posted on the same imageboard, listened to music, watched a movie, posted on a forum, came up with a new handle to use while registering my new IRC channel for an imageboard and now I'm listening to Ron Paul's speech while I type this post, when I finish typing I'm going to put my right hand on my mouse, use it to move the cursor to the "Reply" button, and click down on it.
I spent the day with someone today, and did a bunch of shopping. One thing I bought are some old Penguin books from the 1940s and noticed the text on the spine runs bottom to top, contrary to what just about every book has today. I wonder why they printed them like that back then? It's kind of awkward (or something). Now I'm eating Aspirin.
I didn't attend school, took a nap, ate a bacon & mayo sandwich and am now chatting on IRC.
I may download a Windows ISO so I can bridge my network connection with a VirtualBox on Linux allowing me to update my packages so I can fix my wireless adapter, then I'll proceed to rice that, and quite possibly fap to a whole skew of odd pornography.
The endless outrage of THE OFFENDED knows no bounds. No single pleasure if off-limits:
http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/urban-outfitter-8217-t-shirts-glorify-drinking-just-183000893.html
How dare it be suggested that college students enjoy drinking? No one should enjoy anything! Nothing at all! College students should live as we do: sitting in silence in our homes on chairs that are suitable, but never comfortable, and read only approved versions of the bible. If they wish to socialize, it shall be done standing and talking quietly in a beige room while drinking only water from biodegradable cups (but never too much water! OR TOO LITTLE!).
There is no rest until all joy is sucked out of this world. Wait, is sucked a bad word? Am I going to jail?
Saw my friend Sunday... it was very weird. She asked me to meet her on Saturday at 11:00, then pushed it back to Sunday at 11:00, then to Sunday at 18:00. She also canceled several times, but made it seem like something she was looking to nonetheless. When she showed up at 18:30 in a place we made arrangements for, her mother and younger sister were with her.
Mother and younger sister say hi to me and shake my hand, then the three talk among themselves. Backs turned to me. The girl's mom leaves for a bit, so my friend and her sister whisper between each other. Mom came back and we go out to eat. Same deal. Couldn't talk and wasn't asked anything. I felt very out of the loop, very isolated. It was odd because the first time I saw her (both of us alone), things went well enough between us. I figured that if we could ditch her family, we may be able to actually talk... I mean, she didn't come 3 hours to Portland to talk with her family and ignore me, did she?
I was wrong about that, because after we went to a cafe, she still ignored me, this time staring out at other people in the cafe and playing with her phone. Any time I'd ask her a question, she'd mumble out an short answer and look away. It was very painful because I was expecting her to be more social and more friendly... but it felt like we were in different worlds. She didn't want to connect on any level. While this is going on she makes some posts on a site we both visit about how Portland should be nuked and that it's full of idiots.
Before we made plans to meet, we talked about exchanging books, so I brought a bagful of my favorites. Maybe she was just out of the loop that time. In a few weeks I'll talk to her about getting them back. She can't hate me completely or else she wouldn't have planned for us to meet completely, but on the other hand, she posted that night after she got home that her mom said that she shouldn't see me anymore. That really shocked me because I didn't do anything "wrong." If the girl doesn't read any the books I loaned her or she's still rude in a few weeks, I'm going to stop talking with her. I hope next time will be better, but if it's not, no big loss.
>>367
Oh man that was sad... Can you give us any history about your relationship?
I just spent the entire morning implementing a PM system in my Wakaba fork. It didn't take too long, but I'm really surprised that I bothered, that I was capable of doing it, and the that I had the dedication to see it through to the end. It works surprisingly well too. I'm kinda paranoid about performance though (not that it matters, since only staff can use it). Security wise I think its okay. The only things that I need to finish up are new message notifications, and then I'll move on to something else.
>>368
It was the summer of 1428 and I was approaching the age of twenty-one. The imam said my home could use a second woman in it so that my first my wife would feel she was of more importance and higher standing within my family.
Though this girl was only nine, she was my first choice and my uncle was persuaded to part with her for a new BMW and my second-finest camel. You see she was his daughter only by his third wife and of little value, really. I highly recommend marrying young ones like this, though I feel I overpaid in this instance.
I've been playing around with VoIP services. Mumble didn't work very well so me and a friend of mine are on Vent right now and there aren't any problems. He keeps complaining about the way the UI looks and is organized in hopes that I move to TS, which I despise.
>>368
We met online and saw each other once before.
She has Dissociative Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personalities. I think that may play a part in things... also very obviously autistic with anxiety problems. She can be nice sometimes, she can be really mean at others. I don't really know how to describe her personality but I didn't expect things to go as they did. We sometimes talk often, sometimes not. Once I talked with her most evil personality and it said a lot of horrible awful things to me :(
>>373
Did she say she had all of those problems or did she actually have them? Did you attempt to rape her or something? Does her mom think you attempted to rape her?
Multiple personality disorder is proven bullshit. It's a combination of depression, a vivid imagination, and watching too many courtroom dramas from the late 1980s and early 1990s.
This is not an illness, but rather a well-crafted excuse for bad behavior. She may well suffer from real mental illness at her core, but more likely she is a compulsive liar or a plain old-fashioned bitch.
I truly with you both the best of luck! (lol bail now wtf r u doin)
is this the start of a new epic meme?
>>374,375
She told me that she had them. I don't know how real it is, but she seems to have serious moodswings at times and claims to forget things. I don't really care one way or another. If I ever asked her questions about it, she'd just say "I don't know" or say nothing. But she has a lot of really negative personality traits.
I didn't attempt to rape her and I never was closer than a foot to her. And although she was talking about looking for eromanga, I didn't talk about anything sexual.. when we were alone, I asked her what exactly our relationship was and where it was going. She just kind of shrugged. Offered a half-answer or non-answer. Was it anxiety that prevented her from talking about anything? Did she just not like me? Autism? I don't think that I have great social skills, but I can make conversation and behave decently..
Played drunk DOTA again yesterday while listening to ebooks (got a lot of wins!), then played a game called Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru that night. It's kind of fun but it has a few flaws. The music has some nice remixes and the princes are kind of cute, and the puzzles are interesting, if a bit easy. The interface is a bit clunky. The game has a nice enough story and world though.
My ex-girlfriend told me that she still has feelings for me the other day. There's been some difficulties between her and her sister lately. I wonder what will happen with that. I get the feeling that her sister would murder me if we were to meet.
>>377
Well, if you had a girlfriend, I'm inclined to say the problem is this girl, rather than you. It also helps that you seem coherent and aware of the world around you. In any case, you're dealing with a crazy bitch, so if you can, just back off. If you can't, then good luck to you. I hope it works out.
>>378
I've had a few, and quite a few close friends... thanks. I dunno, I still have hopes that she'd be someone I could get along with. I don't like giving up on people, but it seems like it'd be for the better if I just stopped talking with her. I texted her today saying "How are the books?" and she said she hadn't read any because she'd been distracted by games and anime. She's one of those otaku who use the term "normal" nonironically and I jokingly said to her "Oh, yeah, you normals usually don't find books entertaining..." and she said to me "Tell me when you're in Seattle again so I can return them." Giving up before she even started. That's the sign of a true idiot.
My girlfriend's girlfriend doesn't like me very much.
I can't tell if I'm losing my mind or everything is just finally making sense.
took 150mg of DPH about an hour ago
feel like time is going faster, feel the world kind of beign "melty", feel like im thinking more quickly. slightly itchy, that amy be my hypochondria. its fun
>>382
took 250mg the next morning while hungover. nothing fun really happened going for 700mg next
I did more work on my Wakaba fork this weekend. Yesterday I implemented new message notification for the PM system and ended up redoing the entire management panel to make it almost identical to TinyBoard's. Today I made a user page feature so you can view everything related to a certain poster/ip. I also revamped the ban system, so users can see why they were banned, and mods can see the user's ban history. I put in a user notes section as well, just because TinyBoard had one.
Now all I have to do is copy and paste the updated files, and hope everything doesn't go to hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAY9CNkKOsg
Avery "Shii" Morrow teaches multiculturalism.
Whenever anyone mentions bitcoins, you can just go ahead and stop reading right there.
penis penis penis
(see, you wouldn't have read the word "penis" three times if you had just followed my advice)
I'm currently trying to make this look a little less (and run a little less) like shit. http://p.sjis.me/vqQVkq
Anyone wanna help?
My head hurts and I'm stuck in the hospital and they won't give me any Tylenol. Fucking hell.
what happened?
I almost said hello to my girlfriend's girlfriend on Steam today, but I felt too nervous... ( )
Happy September 11th!
On this day, let us remember all the things we lost on 9/11:
Comedy option:
Also if religion in general is the opiate of the masses, then is Islam the PCP of the masses? Today they burned down a consulate over youtube videos.
the Jews, "For us
anyone," so that the w
oke signifyin
die. En
rium P
and sai
Jews?"
this I have been born
world so that I would
of the truth
Said to him
and this
te Jews
not one
I pondered a lot on the meaning of the word "God"
I don't know her name.
I saw her for the first time on the bus 2 years ago. Immediately she struck me as special. What she lacked in conventional beauty she more than made up for in memorability. Something about her made me stain the image of her face into the deepest folds of my brain. Despite not seeing her in about a year, I can remember ever detail of her face. Over the maybe 10 or 20 times I saw her around, I only saw her form her mouth into something resembling a smile once. I never heard her voice, and I never had a chance to let her know I cared.
To this day, I'm still in love with this girl; a girl I never truly met. My only regret is that I never gave it a shot.
Link related: Its a drawing of her.
do you guys even watch anime anymore?
>>411
Yeah. I'm really into Space Brothers right now and I'm finishing up Sakamichi no Appalon or whatever its called right now.
0037's groundbreaking book on Internet Culture is coming soon! Pre-order your copy today! Hear what the lucky recipients of advance copies are saying:
>>413
How far into that show are you?
I wanted to enjoy it, but stopped at like 10 because it was just so boring.
Space Bros? I caught up on Friday. I marathoned from 3 to 23. It inspired me to stop settling when it comes to my education, and to go all out and take advantage of this era. Its now my goal to preserve my consciousness before my physical demise. That, and to create a perfect waifu android.
In my last post, >>410, I left out a very vital piece of information about this girl and the things that have happened between us. The truth is, in a way, I have spoken to her, albeit only one of us knowing this. Sometime during the final days of this May, I thought I saw her. Acting out of regret, I immediately found myself preparing for some sort of confrontation that would allow me to get the closure I needed. Keep in mind, that at this point, all I had to remember her over the months without her was the drawing in >>410 and my memory. Eventually, I spotted "her" on campus again and decided that would be the day I ended this. Today, I am almost 100% sure that the her I spotted that day was not the girl from >>410. The girl that sparked my meeting with this girl however may have been her, however. In any case, a few hours later, I got on the bus with whoever it was I decided would take on the role of my obsession, and made plans to speak to her. Almost immediately, two girls decided to ruin my plans my confronting me about my phone and forcing me to have an awkward, unwanted conversation. I wasted an entire bus ride talking to these girls. Any other day, this would've stopped me from finishing what I had set out to do. Eventually, the girl I had planned on talking to got off the bus, and I, despite living about 2 miles away, got off with her. After we both crossed the street, I stopped her, and said what I needed to.
On that day, I'm almost 100% sure that I consciously knew she was not the girl that had captivated me for over a year. I'm not entirely what my intentions were when I set out to talk to her, but I've since justified it as "practice," or an attempt at closure. In any case, closure was one thing I didn't get out of this ordeal. Here I am, months later, still obsessed, dealing with even more regret. Recently, I've found myself recalling a moment on the bus with the actual girl from >>410, wondering if it would be appropriate to approach her. I remember getting off at the same stop as her, since I was visiting a friend nearby, but not saying anything. Whatever experience I gained from my "practice" run over a year after this happening meant nothing. I was simply doing what I should've done the first time.
These realizations, along with everything else that's built up since the last time I had the privilege of seeing this girl's face has driven me to withdraw from my social life, and focus all of my energy into solving this problem the only way I can. My solution? You'll find out when humanity has reached a level capable of realizing it. You'll find out once I've become the only man capable of such a feat. When it happens, I'll have done everything in the name of progress. The truth is you may never find out just what it is I did. I, on the other hand will be happy, and will have finally succeeded in making the most of my time with this girl.
>>418
I've read this twice and it sounds like a classic story of boy doesn't meet girl. Except that's not classic and it's not even a story. I mean, >>410 is a well-crafted shot at humor. You build up this girl and then pull this middle-school ballpoint pen drawing on us. That's funny. Like a 7.2/10.
But what the fuck is going on in >>418?
>You'll find out when humanity has reached a level capable of realizing it.
Is this some sort of veiled threat against humanity?
>When it happens, I'll have done everything in the name of progress.
??? Whatever. I guess I just don't get it.
>>419
They're two different posts written days apart from each other. The first was actually written days before I posted it here. I was in a joking mood the first time around, and joking about the entire ordeal makes me feel a little better sometimes. In the second post, I just felt like talking, and near the end I got bored and just started writing whatever came to mind.
>Is this some sort of veiled threat against humanity?
Skynet and sexy terminators.
>??? Whatever. I guess I just don't get it.
I'm talking about after its all said and done, you'll all think "I" was some visionary, but in reality I just wanted to create a robot wife.
Either way, I just want to talk to her ;_;
>>420
There is a movie called The Pornographers that you should probably see right now.
>>421
Is it anything like Boogie Nights? Because I liked that movie.
Oh man I'm reading my second post and I honestly don't remember writing half of the last paragraph. I'm going to try fixing it up and posting it on /r9k/ sometime tonight.
Don't take drugs, do take drugs, don't take drugs, do take drugs.... *pops a handful of pills
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>424
Now wait a minute man, that's not how it is
You must be confused, that isn't who I am
Please don't be afraid, I would never try to hurt her
This is how we live strange although it seems please try to forgive
click click bang
>>424
Are you that faggot who keeps shitposting in that "post your current thoughts" thread on DQN? I hope you get shot and die a painful painful death.
Love only lives forever when it never really lived ;_;
You're so deep, Mr. Bradeli.
>>430
Thanks, I've been practicing.
I was writing a novel that glorified drunk driving and teenage pregnancy but as I was finishing it, I was informed that these are no longer hot issues. A book of this nature wouldn't cause sufficient moral outrage to sell enough copies to break even. Apparently the hot issues these days are texting while driving and bullying. Does anyone remember when kids became such little pussies that these are now their number one killers? Anyway, I figured the problems are closely related and all I'd have to do is replace terms and then edit them into context. Unfortunately, nothing can ever be easy and it looks like this calls for a full rewrite...
> Tony's parents were out of town a lot and they lived at the end of a canyon with no neighbors BUT EXCELLENT CELLULAR RECEPTION. It was an ideal place for the wildest parties. Last time, they TAPPED OUT SO MANY CELL PHONES they had a pile of PHONES in the back yard six feet tall. They dubbed it SAMSUNG mountain. The house was big with a lot of quiet bedrooms and outbuildings for BECOMING A BULLY. Amanda BECAME A BULLY in Tony's dad's Corvette...
>>433
10/10
Went to worked, smoked, had some whiskey. Now playing Borderlands 2
In the backwaters of daytime cable television, there is a typical mix of ads: worthless kitchen gadgets always priced at two for $19.95 (just pay separate shipping and handling!), reverse mortgage companies with an aging third-rate celebrity spokesman, dubious medical supply companies with an even older fifth-rate celebrity spokesman, class action attorneys for work-related cancers, disability/accident attorneys, and firms that will cash out your annuity won by these same shady attorneys. This is the cheapest television time money can buy and it has the oldest, poorest, and saddest of all audiences: they are homebound and living on a combination of government subsidies and legal settlements.
Yet this is where and when the trailers for Atlas Shrugged Part II are playing. Why here? Is insisting that these people see this movie a public service? Is it to let the helpless masses know why they're starving to death in the aftermath of the Objectivist revolution?
OK KIDS. We need to do something special for October 1st.
Ideas so far:
>>440
We can find me my soul mate ;_; I gave you guys a picture to go by, so it can't be that hard...
Please?
When I masturbated today there was blood in my semen.
>>441
Do you mind if your soul mate was born male? I'm working on vertically integrating my transsexual services firm by including a dating site...
>>442
Well, how often do you masturbate? By saying "today", that implies a reasonable frequency. In which case, you may want to consult a medical professional. If it turns out it's testicular cancer and they're going to cut off your balls anyway, I have some brochures for you about an exciting lifestyle change that may interest you.
>>443
Nah, its fine. Anyways, she lives in Venice, if that helps. Somewhere on Washington, I think.
>>445
Oh, I'm sorry. "It"
The internet doesn't feel very lively today and I'm getting tired of refreshing the same sites seeing the same post.
I have a feeling that I missed an exit awhile back and am now in a section of the internet that died 6 years ago.
R.I.P Internet
1989 - 2010
It would be cool if my teapot didn't let my tea get cold so fucking fast.
>>447
You just don't know the sites where all the cool people hang out
It turns out that there are people that pay $100,000+ to die on Mount Everest. These people have a few things in common, parts of which can be described in such worn-out terms as "thirsting for adventure". However, the thing they have in common that interests me is rich parents/heirs.
Gentlemen, I propose we build a Himalayan corpse retrieval rover. If they can pay that much money to die up there, then their surviving relatives can pay us to retrieve their corpse. This will provide a valuable test bed for future robotic space missions too. And uh, science. And uh, we do accept American Express.
I think I forced a girl to skip her classes today, simply by needing to take the same bus as her. It seems like when she saw me, she just walked to the bus that goes back in the other direction. I don't feel good about this at all...
>>452
Well, she could've been coming from another bus that I didn't see, but considering she might have a reason to avoid me, I have to assume the worst.
The girl was awkward girl 2 from the second post in the awkward girl diaries by the way.
>>455
How it's going with the whole robot thing?
>I'll have done everything in the name of progress.
Idiot. You should do things only for yourself, not in the name of spooks
>>456
Either I don't remember what I wrote or you read it wrong.
Also, the robot thing is years off ;_;
Selected text from the Wikitravel article on Kathmandu:
Regarding buses from the airport:
>some are quite dangerous and travel at stupid speeds through mountain passes.
Regarding Swayambhu, a stupa:
>It offers great views over the city, and no lack of monkeys.
Buying souvenirs?
>Kathmandu, is known for the quality of her bronzes. Read "Shopping for Buddhas" available in book stores, if you are.
What to drink?
>Most often coffee comes as a dishwater-coloured cup of instant; however, good coffee IS available.
>For a quick drink and cheap cultural experience try the local 'Nepali wine' (raksi) or 'Nepali Beer' (chang) neither of which taste anything like their namesakes.
I'm sold! Let's go!
I think you and I may have something in common.
Well, it looks like I'm going to have my beard tomorrow. What should I do to avoid making girls skip their classes because they're afraid of being on the same bus with me? It makes me very sad...
