I had a dream that I was at a county fair. There were individual food stands that stretched for miles and they needed to because they served something called "jumbos." This dish was just slices of meat off of a whole smoked elephant. These enormous stands had several smoked elephants each, all hanging from hooks overhead.
i am literally laughing my ass off here like it's fallen off i'm not sure where it went
im going to ask a girl out today to the movies or something SHIT I DONT KNOW ANY GOOD MOVIES
Who cares you do go to see the movie idiot!
>>503
why don't you just make your own movie
just narrate all the posts from this thread and have a slideshow of pretty looking AA art, rent a movie theatre and show it
i WILL find out where you live and i WILL kill you if you don't do this, thanks.
Today I went to church for "fun". Now I'm going to slack off all day because it's Sunday.
Today I went to church! Now I'm going to slack off all day because it's Sunday.
>>512
You're right!
IF >>507 & >>508 are the same person, then why did they decide in the course of one hour that church is no longer for "fun"? What changed in that hour? Flashbacks of being molested by a priest? Food poisoning from communion wafers that kicked in right then and there??
Or are we actually home to two church-going people? How can that be possible? I thought we had a fairly representative sample of the Internet going on here but this shit could potentially change everything! We may be the Internet's own freakshow. Two religious people on the same non-religious board. That's just too insane to even consider!
Therefore, >>507 & >>508 are the same. We have proven it with conjecture...
Hey hey, don't worry, I'm not religious I just like church. I don't know how to explain it.
Hey hey, don't worry, I'm not gay I just like sucking dick. I don't know how to explain it.
>>516
I like sucking dick, and I am most certainly gay.
Man, I love going over the cat with a flea comb and catching an especially big one. Like, a monster of a flea, so fat it's jammed between the tines of the comb and fighting to get out. You go to crush that fucker with your fingernail and you can hear an audible pop. If you're lucky, you get a nice shot of cat blood/flea guts splashing your face. That's just awesome.
>>523you should get some flea treatment medications - picking them out isn't enough because they lay thousands of eggs in your carpets and such. Really gross.
>>524
I spray the carpet and I use frontline. Unfortunately, the cat is allowed outside and I can't spray the all of the outdoors or apply frontline to the rest of the wildlife out there. I mean, I'd like to flea dip a raccoon or two, but I'm pretty sure I'd lose a finger doing it.
nice banner klang
>>527
results/effort_spent < 1, so I bailed on the project early. That's why the rest of you aren't mentioned. Deal with it (or improve it yourself).
Is the custom capcode working for you? I went full-width but failed to realize that some font/browser combinations make it look like shit. I can change it...
>>528
>Is the custom capcode working for you?
Yep! But one slight change pls:
change it to ":DDDDDDDD betty gud poster"
RIP in piece Toker.
>1999 - 2012
Dude, I'm like at least a year or two older than that
Is your admin so cripplingly OCD that he fucks up an entire thread in an attempt to correct one small spelling error? Your admin may be severely retarded.
<i>It's a fact!</i>
Learn how to recognize the signs, etc...
YEAH, I'm not fixing it this time....
Also, don't like my banner? TOO BAD. Or make more for me. I like it. That's from what has to be one of the worst mascots I've ever seen for any product, ever. I'm just mesmerized by that mentally deficient ?pelican's empty wandering eyes...
(on further research, it turns out that thing is supposed to be an eagle... wtf)
he's got a beak for suckin cock ill tell you that much
>Post deleted (accidentally) by administrator.
lol
I'm not good at my job. Well, this one...
>>538
where is our imageboard thirty seven. the real world two chan had an imageboard klang.
Damn shame about moot closing world4ch so he could save a few bucks a month, but thanks to 4ct of the old lounge we now have https://dis.4ct.org/lounge/ here to save world4ch forever from moot dirty SJW's hands.
lmao whomst the fucc up
New phobia: applause in psychological institutions.
merry christmas