I was writing a novel that glorified drunk driving and teenage pregnancy but as I was finishing it, I was informed that these are no longer hot issues. A book of this nature wouldn't cause sufficient moral outrage to sell enough copies to break even. Apparently the hot issues these days are texting while driving and bullying. Does anyone remember when kids became such little pussies that these are now their number one killers? Anyway, I figured the problems are closely related and all I'd have to do is replace terms and then edit them into context. Unfortunately, nothing can ever be easy and it looks like this calls for a full rewrite...

> Tony's parents were out of town a lot and they lived at the end of a canyon with no neighbors BUT EXCELLENT CELLULAR RECEPTION. It was an ideal place for the wildest parties. Last time, they TAPPED OUT SO MANY CELL PHONES they had a pile of PHONES in the back yard six feet tall. They dubbed it SAMSUNG mountain. The house was big with a lot of quiet bedrooms and outbuildings for BECOMING A BULLY. Amanda BECAME A BULLY in Tony's dad's Corvette...