>>441
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>>442
Well, how often do you masturbate? By saying "today", that implies a reasonable frequency. In which case, you may want to consult a medical professional. If it turns out it's testicular cancer and they're going to cut off your balls anyway, I have some brochures for you about an exciting lifestyle change that may interest you.