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496 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-15 08:59 ID:6nP3b7on [Del]

So we're going to call the project EHAH - Extreme High Altitude Helicopter. We'll paint the fucker yellow and call it YEHAH

The point? Ferrying rich people up the slopes of Everest. Give us time and we'll install a few staircases, a deck with outdoor heaters, and thermoses of hot cocoa waiting for our clients at the top. Soon enough, we'll get workers up there in pressure suits. We'll install a chair lift. We'll sap every last ounce of adventure out of the experience. You'll be able to buy souvenirs at the top! We'll provide ashtrays for our numerous out-of-shape visitors! Is that feeling hypoxia or the feeling that comes with contempt for the natives' many gods? Whatever it is, it feels great!

497 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-17 09:35 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>496
no don't

498 Name: Mr. Bradeli!tRiPfAGSxc!!uuhb3M77 : 2012-10-17 19:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

I think I saw awkward girl today. I'll keep you guys updated if anything more comes of this. These are exciting times.

499 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-17 22:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

I'm new to the internet and I've been concerned about this thing called a Tokiko? Would anyone mind indulging me into the nature of this being? It seems to be very disliked and repulsed by many active internet coalitions and organizations.

500 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-18 01:13 ID:xmCGa/sh [Del]

500get

501 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-18 08:38 ID:rVyq2AaF [Del]

I had a dream that I was at a county fair. There were individual food stands that stretched for miles and they needed to because they served something called "jumbos." This dish was just slices of meat off of a whole smoked elephant. These enormous stands had several smoked elephants each, all hanging from hooks overhead.

502 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-19 01:09 ID:8iYKU583 [Del]

i am literally laughing my ass off here like it's fallen off i'm not sure where it went

503 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-19 12:09 ID:JRmPCxRO [Del]

im going to ask a girl out today to the movies or something SHIT I DONT KNOW ANY GOOD MOVIES

504 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-19 12:45 ID:tzf+Lr3p [Del]

Who cares you do go to see the movie idiot!

505 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-19 13:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>503
Argo?

506 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-20 17:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>503
why don't you just make your own movie

just narrate all the posts from this thread and have a slideshow of pretty looking AA art, rent a movie theatre and show it

i WILL find out where you live and i WILL kill you if you don't do this, thanks.

507 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-21 14:58 ID:hk3+GhPc [Del]

Today I went to church for "fun". Now I'm going to slack off all day because it's Sunday.

508 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-21 16:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

Today I went to church! Now I'm going to slack off all day because it's Sunday.

509 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-21 20:29 ID:OHGMV67r [Del]

>>507
>>508
Today you double posted.

510 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-22 08:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>509
>>508 actually wasn't him. It was me.

511 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-10-22 10:06 ID:Heaven [Del]

It looks like >>507 is a proxy @ 212.84.xxx.xxx & >>508 is 24.xxx.xxx.xxx. There is plausible deniability in the case of >>510 but >>509 is probably right.

CASE CLOSED ....?

512 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-22 10:41 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>511

No. THE CASE IS NOT CLOSED

513 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-10-22 11:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>512
You're right!

IF >>507 & >>508 are the same person, then why did they decide in the course of one hour that church is no longer for "fun"? What changed in that hour? Flashbacks of being molested by a priest? Food poisoning from communion wafers that kicked in right then and there??

Or are we actually home to two church-going people? How can that be possible? I thought we had a fairly representative sample of the Internet going on here but this shit could potentially change everything! We may be the Internet's own freakshow. Two religious people on the same non-religious board. That's just too insane to even consider!

Therefore, >>507 & >>508 are the same. We have proven it with conjecture...

514 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-22 14:07 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>513

>2012
>not being religious

pffft

515 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-22 19:30 ID:Heaven [Del]

Hey hey, don't worry, I'm not religious I just like church. I don't know how to explain it.

516 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-23 13:55 ID:Heaven [Del]

Hey hey, don't worry, I'm not gay I just like sucking dick. I don't know how to explain it.

517 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-23 16:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>516
I like sucking dick, and I am most certainly gay.

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523 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-28 16:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

Man, I love going over the cat with a flea comb and catching an especially big one. Like, a monster of a flea, so fat it's jammed between the tines of the comb and fighting to get out. You go to crush that fucker with your fingernail and you can hear an audible pop. If you're lucky, you get a nice shot of cat blood/flea guts splashing your face. That's just awesome.

524 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-30 14:25 ID:A0SLSOZS [Del]

>>523you should get some flea treatment medications - picking them out isn't enough because they lay thousands of eggs in your carpets and such. Really gross.

525 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-30 16:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>524
I spray the carpet and I use frontline. Unfortunately, the cat is allowed outside and I can't spray the all of the outdoors or apply frontline to the rest of the wildlife out there. I mean, I'd like to flea dip a raccoon or two, but I'm pretty sure I'd lose a finger doing it.

526 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-31 01:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

My stomach hurts.

527 Name: TheShadowFog!:D :D :D :D : 2012-10-31 10:09 ID:Heaven [Del]

nice banner klang

528 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-10-31 11:23 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>527
results/effort_spent < 1, so I bailed on the project early. That's why the rest of you aren't mentioned. Deal with it (or improve it yourself).
Is the custom capcode working for you? I went full-width but failed to realize that some font/browser combinations make it look like shit. I can change it...

529 Name: TheShadowFog!:D :D :D :D : 2012-10-31 12:28 ID:3DCQFa5c [Del]

>>528
>Is the custom capcode working for you?
Yep! But one slight change pls:
change it to ":DDDDDDDD betty gud poster"

530 Name: Anonymous : 2012-10-31 15:00 ID:T4NMAw1U [Del]

RIP in piece Toker.

531 Name: !JMYMsELF.U 2012-10-31 19:48 ID:T44Mx89f [Del]

>1999 - 2012
Dude, I'm like at least a year or two older than that

532 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-11-01 13:59 ID:Heaven [Del]

FUCK. What I was trying to say was:

If your child can't disable parental control software by age nine, he or she may be severely retarded.

It's a fact!

Learn how to recognize the signs of mental retardation today at world2ch.org/board/ hashtagtarded qr code

533 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-11-01 14:01 ID:iFhFRrhF [Del]

Is your admin so cripplingly OCD that he fucks up an entire thread in an attempt to correct one small spelling error? Your admin may be severely retarded.

<i>It's a fact!</i>

Learn how to recognize the signs, etc...

534 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-11-01 14:15 ID:iFhFRrhF [Del]

YEAH, I'm not fixing it this time....

Also, don't like my banner? TOO BAD. Or make more for me. I like it. That's from what has to be one of the worst mascots I've ever seen for any product, ever. I'm just mesmerized by that mentally deficient ?pelican's empty wandering eyes...

(on further research, it turns out that thing is supposed to be an eagle... wtf)

535 Name: ●JMyMsELF.U : 2012-11-01 14:58 ID:1apGEhmE [Del]

he's got a beak for suckin cock ill tell you that much

536 Name: Anonymous : 2012-11-01 15:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

r34 now plz

537 Name: TheShadowFog● :D :D :D :D : 2012-11-01 16:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

>Post deleted (accidentally) by administrator.

lol

538 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2012-11-02 11:01 ID:iFhFRrhF [Del]

I'm not good at my job. Well, this one...

539 Name: Keven Langer●JMyMsELF.U : 2012-11-07 23:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>538
where is our imageboard thirty seven. the real world two chan had an imageboard klang.

540 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 20:36 ID:Heaven [Del]

Damn shame about moot closing world4ch so he could save a few bucks a month, but thanks to 4ct of the old lounge we now have https://dis.4ct.org/lounge/ here to save world4ch forever from moot dirty SJW's hands.

541 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-24 22:33 ID:xyaJUfF/ [Del]

lmao whomst the fucc up

542 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-24 22:33 ID:xyaJUfF/ [Del]

lmao whomst the fucc up

543 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-08 03:59 ID:ERn0vRa7 [Del]

New phobia: applause in psychological institutions.

544 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-09 21:53 ID:znUfj8S1 [Del]

>>543
But why tho?

545 Name: Anonymous : 2017-12-23 20:15 ID:9OhzTAkf [Del]

merry christmas

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