oy fuck off mate
I have no idea what any of this means. Probably some world4ch joke.
Well done, bravo!
tokiko is actually pretty smart
I think "black comedy" is awful. Where do they get off writing that crap, and turning it into TV and film? It's not funny at all! Do you just have to be black to relate?
>>328
Nah, that kind of comedy is great. I mean contemporary African American film and television productions. Will Smith being the only exception.
Got really drunk and played a bunch of Counter-Strike last night. Passed out, woke up a bit hungover. Pretty fun night.
Later on, in the evening, my sister wanted to take me out for a drive. She was kind of creeping me out because she kept squeezing my shoulder and rubbing my back and smiling at me. We stopped by a little store and she bought me a bunch of sweets (my father doesn't let me buy them for whatever reason) and told me she wanted to see me more. I hope she's not a brocon because people who fall in love with their family members are really mentally fucked up. One of my friends online was just telling me about how he knew a Japanese fujoshi who was fucking her brother, so I know it's a thing which happens... Really, really disturbing.
On the way back from our drive, she asked me if I wanted to smoke weed with her. I told her "maybe" to be polite. She thinks I've never used drugs or drank before, it's kind of adorable... Maybe I was reading too much into the stuff earlier, but I've lost a lot of respect for her after finding out that she's a stoner. But she has a nose ring and frequently has girlfriends spend the night... they sometimes make lewd noises... ick.
It's obvious she wants to get you high and screw. What are you waiting for?
Dear blog tonight I got really goddamn drunk. Holy fuck I am drunk. I need something at the store but I don't think I can successfully accomplish such a quest.
>>333
In the end, my trek to the store was NOT a success. The effort was made, but I walked the wrong way down the street and after 10 minutes realized this and returned home.
Slept a lot, went and bought some clothing, then got Subway with my dad. I bought his meal and he was so glad that he paid for all my clothing.
Slept a lot. Got a drawing from my friend and talked about things
Writing a book is difficult work... On the other hand, I think there's enough cult demand for books about Internet culture that writing one would be worth the effort. The main problem with this idea is that I'm not a good writer. I am however not above stealing... So instead of going to writing anything, I'll mostly just search+replace moot's name into a biography of Winston Churchill. I will cleverly edit so that no one can tell I plagiarized it and reap the endless bounty that comes with being #500,006 in Amazon's Best Sellers rankings...
>moot passed an unhappy and sadly neglected childhood redeemed only by the affection of Mrs Everest, his devoted nurse. He once remarked that they barely spoke to one another. moot, with the conviction that he too would die young, decided he should be quick about making his mark on the world. He applied himself to running 4chan because the grade requirement was lower and did not require him to learn mathematics. He believed that he needed at least a further 500 (equivalent to 25,000 in 2012 terms) to support a server equal to that of other web sites. His mother provided an allowance of 400 per year, but this was repeatedly overspent.
>moot rejected his preferred method of sterilisation of bronies in favour of their confinement in institutions.
I haven't checked exhentai in quite some time now. I haven't masturbated in a while too, and I fear I won't be able to these next few days.
Son are you deleting my posts - 'cause that's not cool.
I really wuz hi as fuk.
Oh, stale cookies. Gross! Disgusting! How putrid!
>>338
Dammit 0037 don't you dare getting more money off a book than me.
Sister cut my hair for me today.
Purchased 3oz Delsym at the store along with a notepad and pens after I found my ID card. Asked the woman why you needed an ID card to buy it and she told me that it has "harmful chemicals" in it. Box felt a little light, so about five minutes after I left I peeked inside... and then I went and returned the box because someone had stolen the bottle before me. Took home new Delsym.
Total cost: $14 for 533 mg, 10 pens, and a notepad.
Drank approx. 5 hours ago. Took an hour and a half to kick in. Felt like I was flying and skipping through time a few times. Generally very good. Not much euphoria, but I enjoyed the feeling of the world blurring around me. It made me feel like I was very "clear," as weird a term that is. It felt very much like a 2nd plateau trip so "half as strong, twice as long" is definitely correct. I'm not sleepy at all (even though I've been up for 17 hours after staying up for 28 hours the day before!) but I'm going to try to force myself asleep. Forgot DXM was a stimulant...
And I'm sober now.
Had a lot of really great thoughts and feelings. I'll have to try it again in a few months.
Saw an online friend today in Seattle. We had a lot of fun together. I feel like we really got along well.
I stopped drinking coffee yesterday. As a result, I had some terrible headaches.
``get"
French people can be really rude.
Today I burned my suicide notes.
I also went to the psychologist's .
I'm going clothes shopping!
Is there such a thing as hysterical color blindness?
Today I crossed paths with a Chinese dude. He started looking at me, and then I stared back at him intensively and he whimpered like the nerd he was. I feel so alpha now. I also did the same with a girl sitting on a scooter.
I bet her pussy got so wet from being stared at by such a manly Latino man. I bet the Chinese dude was too.
Today, this morbidly obese Mexican stared at me. He struggled to breathe the whole time and it looked he was dying. I felt so sorry for him I nearly teared up but I knew there was nothing I could do. He's just not blessed with my superior Asian genes.
Last I saw him he was leering at some little girl on a razor scooter. That kind of killed any sympathy I had for him.
Today I bought some neat clothing, chatted on IRC, and talked to a friend. Read Descartes and thought about things
I finally got around to updating SubBuddy. Now it finally works with Mono and doesn't crash every time Youtube fucks something up.
/world2ch/ - blogging general
Made plans to see a girl Sunday. Finished reading Being and Time, began reading Gravity's Rainbow. Got permanently banned from 4chan -- again. Got drunk, going to get drunk again. This is the Good Life
>Gravity's Rainbow
Tell me how that is when you're done. I've had it on my bookshelf for years and have never felt the desire to read it, despite all the praise.
Today I woke up, lurked an imageboard, posted on the same imageboard, listened to music, watched a movie, posted on a forum, came up with a new handle to use while registering my new IRC channel for an imageboard and now I'm listening to Ron Paul's speech while I type this post, when I finish typing I'm going to put my right hand on my mouse, use it to move the cursor to the "Reply" button, and click down on it.
I spent the day with someone today, and did a bunch of shopping. One thing I bought are some old Penguin books from the 1940s and noticed the text on the spine runs bottom to top, contrary to what just about every book has today. I wonder why they printed them like that back then? It's kind of awkward (or something). Now I'm eating Aspirin.
I didn't attend school, took a nap, ate a bacon & mayo sandwich and am now chatting on IRC.
I may download a Windows ISO so I can bridge my network connection with a VirtualBox on Linux allowing me to update my packages so I can fix my wireless adapter, then I'll proceed to rice that, and quite possibly fap to a whole skew of odd pornography.
The endless outrage of THE OFFENDED knows no bounds. No single pleasure if off-limits:
http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/urban-outfitter-8217-t-shirts-glorify-drinking-just-183000893.html
How dare it be suggested that college students enjoy drinking? No one should enjoy anything! Nothing at all! College students should live as we do: sitting in silence in our homes on chairs that are suitable, but never comfortable, and read only approved versions of the bible. If they wish to socialize, it shall be done standing and talking quietly in a beige room while drinking only water from biodegradable cups (but never too much water! OR TOO LITTLE!).
There is no rest until all joy is sucked out of this world. Wait, is sucked a bad word? Am I going to jail?
Saw my friend Sunday... it was very weird. She asked me to meet her on Saturday at 11:00, then pushed it back to Sunday at 11:00, then to Sunday at 18:00. She also canceled several times, but made it seem like something she was looking to nonetheless. When she showed up at 18:30 in a place we made arrangements for, her mother and younger sister were with her.
Mother and younger sister say hi to me and shake my hand, then the three talk among themselves. Backs turned to me. The girl's mom leaves for a bit, so my friend and her sister whisper between each other. Mom came back and we go out to eat. Same deal. Couldn't talk and wasn't asked anything. I felt very out of the loop, very isolated. It was odd because the first time I saw her (both of us alone), things went well enough between us. I figured that if we could ditch her family, we may be able to actually talk... I mean, she didn't come 3 hours to Portland to talk with her family and ignore me, did she?
I was wrong about that, because after we went to a cafe, she still ignored me, this time staring out at other people in the cafe and playing with her phone. Any time I'd ask her a question, she'd mumble out an short answer and look away. It was very painful because I was expecting her to be more social and more friendly... but it felt like we were in different worlds. She didn't want to connect on any level. While this is going on she makes some posts on a site we both visit about how Portland should be nuked and that it's full of idiots.
Before we made plans to meet, we talked about exchanging books, so I brought a bagful of my favorites. Maybe she was just out of the loop that time. In a few weeks I'll talk to her about getting them back. She can't hate me completely or else she wouldn't have planned for us to meet completely, but on the other hand, she posted that night after she got home that her mom said that she shouldn't see me anymore. That really shocked me because I didn't do anything "wrong." If the girl doesn't read any the books I loaned her or she's still rude in a few weeks, I'm going to stop talking with her. I hope next time will be better, but if it's not, no big loss.
>>367
Oh man that was sad... Can you give us any history about your relationship?
I just spent the entire morning implementing a PM system in my Wakaba fork. It didn't take too long, but I'm really surprised that I bothered, that I was capable of doing it, and the that I had the dedication to see it through to the end. It works surprisingly well too. I'm kinda paranoid about performance though (not that it matters, since only staff can use it). Security wise I think its okay. The only things that I need to finish up are new message notifications, and then I'll move on to something else.
>>368
It was the summer of 1428 and I was approaching the age of twenty-one. The imam said my home could use a second woman in it so that my first my wife would feel she was of more importance and higher standing within my family.
Though this girl was only nine, she was my first choice and my uncle was persuaded to part with her for a new BMW and my second-finest camel. You see she was his daughter only by his third wife and of little value, really. I highly recommend marrying young ones like this, though I feel I overpaid in this instance.
I've been playing around with VoIP services. Mumble didn't work very well so me and a friend of mine are on Vent right now and there aren't any problems. He keeps complaining about the way the UI looks and is organized in hopes that I move to TS, which I despise.
>>368
We met online and saw each other once before.
She has Dissociative Identity Disorder aka Multiple Personalities. I think that may play a part in things... also very obviously autistic with anxiety problems. She can be nice sometimes, she can be really mean at others. I don't really know how to describe her personality but I didn't expect things to go as they did. We sometimes talk often, sometimes not. Once I talked with her most evil personality and it said a lot of horrible awful things to me :(
>>373
Did she say she had all of those problems or did she actually have them? Did you attempt to rape her or something? Does her mom think you attempted to rape her?
Multiple personality disorder is proven bullshit. It's a combination of depression, a vivid imagination, and watching too many courtroom dramas from the late 1980s and early 1990s.
This is not an illness, but rather a well-crafted excuse for bad behavior. She may well suffer from real mental illness at her core, but more likely she is a compulsive liar or a plain old-fashioned bitch.
I truly with you both the best of luck! (lol bail now wtf r u doin)
is this the start of a new epic meme?
>>374,375
She told me that she had them. I don't know how real it is, but she seems to have serious moodswings at times and claims to forget things. I don't really care one way or another. If I ever asked her questions about it, she'd just say "I don't know" or say nothing. But she has a lot of really negative personality traits.
I didn't attempt to rape her and I never was closer than a foot to her. And although she was talking about looking for eromanga, I didn't talk about anything sexual.. when we were alone, I asked her what exactly our relationship was and where it was going. She just kind of shrugged. Offered a half-answer or non-answer. Was it anxiety that prevented her from talking about anything? Did she just not like me? Autism? I don't think that I have great social skills, but I can make conversation and behave decently..
Played drunk DOTA again yesterday while listening to ebooks (got a lot of wins!), then played a game called Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru that night. It's kind of fun but it has a few flaws. The music has some nice remixes and the princes are kind of cute, and the puzzles are interesting, if a bit easy. The interface is a bit clunky. The game has a nice enough story and world though.
My ex-girlfriend told me that she still has feelings for me the other day. There's been some difficulties between her and her sister lately. I wonder what will happen with that. I get the feeling that her sister would murder me if we were to meet.
>>377
Well, if you had a girlfriend, I'm inclined to say the problem is this girl, rather than you. It also helps that you seem coherent and aware of the world around you. In any case, you're dealing with a crazy bitch, so if you can, just back off. If you can't, then good luck to you. I hope it works out.
>>378
I've had a few, and quite a few close friends... thanks. I dunno, I still have hopes that she'd be someone I could get along with. I don't like giving up on people, but it seems like it'd be for the better if I just stopped talking with her. I texted her today saying "How are the books?" and she said she hadn't read any because she'd been distracted by games and anime. She's one of those otaku who use the term "normal" nonironically and I jokingly said to her "Oh, yeah, you normals usually don't find books entertaining..." and she said to me "Tell me when you're in Seattle again so I can return them." Giving up before she even started. That's the sign of a true idiot.
My girlfriend's girlfriend doesn't like me very much.
I can't tell if I'm losing my mind or everything is just finally making sense.
took 150mg of DPH about an hour ago
feel like time is going faster, feel the world kind of beign "melty", feel like im thinking more quickly. slightly itchy, that amy be my hypochondria. its fun
>>382
took 250mg the next morning while hungover. nothing fun really happened going for 700mg next
I did more work on my Wakaba fork this weekend. Yesterday I implemented new message notification for the PM system and ended up redoing the entire management panel to make it almost identical to TinyBoard's. Today I made a user page feature so you can view everything related to a certain poster/ip. I also revamped the ban system, so users can see why they were banned, and mods can see the user's ban history. I put in a user notes section as well, just because TinyBoard had one.
Now all I have to do is copy and paste the updated files, and hope everything doesn't go to hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAY9CNkKOsg
Avery "Shii" Morrow teaches multiculturalism.
Whenever anyone mentions bitcoins, you can just go ahead and stop reading right there.
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(see, you wouldn't have read the word "penis" three times if you had just followed my advice)
I'm currently trying to make this look a little less (and run a little less) like shit. http://p.sjis.me/vqQVkq
Anyone wanna help?
My head hurts and I'm stuck in the hospital and they won't give me any Tylenol. Fucking hell.
what happened?
I almost said hello to my girlfriend's girlfriend on Steam today, but I felt too nervous... ( )
Happy September 11th!
On this day, let us remember all the things we lost on 9/11:
Comedy option:
Also if religion in general is the opiate of the masses, then is Islam the PCP of the masses? Today they burned down a consulate over youtube videos.
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I pondered a lot on the meaning of the word "God"
I don't know her name.
I saw her for the first time on the bus 2 years ago. Immediately she struck me as special. What she lacked in conventional beauty she more than made up for in memorability. Something about her made me stain the image of her face into the deepest folds of my brain. Despite not seeing her in about a year, I can remember ever detail of her face. Over the maybe 10 or 20 times I saw her around, I only saw her form her mouth into something resembling a smile once. I never heard her voice, and I never had a chance to let her know I cared.
To this day, I'm still in love with this girl; a girl I never truly met. My only regret is that I never gave it a shot.
Link related: Its a drawing of her.
do you guys even watch anime anymore?
>>411
Yeah. I'm really into Space Brothers right now and I'm finishing up Sakamichi no Appalon or whatever its called right now.
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>>413
How far into that show are you?
I wanted to enjoy it, but stopped at like 10 because it was just so boring.
Space Bros? I caught up on Friday. I marathoned from 3 to 23. It inspired me to stop settling when it comes to my education, and to go all out and take advantage of this era. Its now my goal to preserve my consciousness before my physical demise. That, and to create a perfect waifu android.
In my last post, >>410, I left out a very vital piece of information about this girl and the things that have happened between us. The truth is, in a way, I have spoken to her, albeit only one of us knowing this. Sometime during the final days of this May, I thought I saw her. Acting out of regret, I immediately found myself preparing for some sort of confrontation that would allow me to get the closure I needed. Keep in mind, that at this point, all I had to remember her over the months without her was the drawing in >>410 and my memory. Eventually, I spotted "her" on campus again and decided that would be the day I ended this. Today, I am almost 100% sure that the her I spotted that day was not the girl from >>410. The girl that sparked my meeting with this girl however may have been her, however. In any case, a few hours later, I got on the bus with whoever it was I decided would take on the role of my obsession, and made plans to speak to her. Almost immediately, two girls decided to ruin my plans my confronting me about my phone and forcing me to have an awkward, unwanted conversation. I wasted an entire bus ride talking to these girls. Any other day, this would've stopped me from finishing what I had set out to do. Eventually, the girl I had planned on talking to got off the bus, and I, despite living about 2 miles away, got off with her. After we both crossed the street, I stopped her, and said what I needed to.
On that day, I'm almost 100% sure that I consciously knew she was not the girl that had captivated me for over a year. I'm not entirely what my intentions were when I set out to talk to her, but I've since justified it as "practice," or an attempt at closure. In any case, closure was one thing I didn't get out of this ordeal. Here I am, months later, still obsessed, dealing with even more regret. Recently, I've found myself recalling a moment on the bus with the actual girl from >>410, wondering if it would be appropriate to approach her. I remember getting off at the same stop as her, since I was visiting a friend nearby, but not saying anything. Whatever experience I gained from my "practice" run over a year after this happening meant nothing. I was simply doing what I should've done the first time.
These realizations, along with everything else that's built up since the last time I had the privilege of seeing this girl's face has driven me to withdraw from my social life, and focus all of my energy into solving this problem the only way I can. My solution? You'll find out when humanity has reached a level capable of realizing it. You'll find out once I've become the only man capable of such a feat. When it happens, I'll have done everything in the name of progress. The truth is you may never find out just what it is I did. I, on the other hand will be happy, and will have finally succeeded in making the most of my time with this girl.
