Our good friend Cole Stryker, author of "Memes R Funni: Catz, LOL" is back, quoted in this CNBC article about Anonymous attacking Vatican web sites.
>“Anonymous is a handful of geniuses surrounded by a legion of idiots,” said Cole Stryker, an author who has researched the movement. “You have four or five guys who really know what they’re doing and are able to pull off some of the more serious hacks, and then thousands of people spreading the word, or turning their computers over to participate in a DDoS attack.”
I'd say it can't end well, but this guy hasn't gone away yet!
>author of "Memes R Funni: Catz, LOL"
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>>219
I had to Google Cole Stryker because I had no idea who he was.
School is going well for me. I got a 49/50 on my midterm for Psych. The multiple choice got me a 29/30 and for my two short essays, I just made scribbles that vaguely resembled cursive (and quite a bit of them, too). I got the highest score in the class and the teacher wrote ``Great comments!" on the front of my test. I'm not sure whether she was joking or serious.
I wrote an essay for my Sociology class and somehow was the only one that managed to use MLA format, have a proper thesis statement, and have five strong paragraphs. The teacher picked on me the most though... ah well, you get what you pay for with community college.
Why does 0037 close some shitty threads but not others? It makes me wonder. We need an ``Ask 0037 Questions" thread.
Kids: Lie, cheat, and steal your way through life. Anyone who suggests that lying, cheating, and stealing is somehow wrong is just a liar, a cheat, or a thief trying to reduce their competition.
Today, I did some internet research on some of the lesser known founders of Western Chan phenomenon, early 4chan moderators thatdog, Saber, and 0037. I have found approx. 12 pages of content for my book "Chanology: The History behind 4chan and Friends". Problem is, I need more images of them.
MSRP: $19.99. coming to stores everywhere this Winter.
>>233
Reported to moot for impersonating me.
I kind of want to make a zoo out of an old computer with the theme of "follow every link on /b/ with Internet Explorer"
I love going through eBay auctions for iPads and counting the number that are posted with the "eBay app for Android"
If Nevada isn't returning your love letters, there are other dreamy girls out there for the taking. This will be part of an ongoing series of world2ch pinups:
Alyssa "Ahmazing" Bustamante, 18
If you have issues with intimacy, Alyssa may be the girl for you. She won't be able to so much as hold your hand until at least 2028 due to the injustices of minimum sentencing requirements. All she did was murder a nine year-old girl just to watch her die. An aspiring writer, the then 15 year-old had this to say of her first time:
>I strangled them and slit their throat and stabbed them now they're dead. I don't know how to feel atm. It was ahmazing. As soon as you get over the "ohmygawd I can't do this" feeling, it's pretty enjoyable. I'm kinda nervous and shaky though right now. Kay, I gotta go to church now ... lol.
Positives: has accepted Christ as her Lord and savior.
Negatives: aol-speak, thrill-killing.
Alyssa is presently living in the fabulous vacation destination that is the Texas corrections system with few plans for the future. Maybe you boys could change that!
Let's take a look at reasons why films were banned in the past and recently:
Reenactment of the Massacre at Wounded Knee (1906): Banned in the USA due to its sympathetic portrayal of American Indians. (LOL)
A Serbian Film (2010): Banned in Norway due to its graphic depictions of rape, necrophilia, and pedophilia. (Oh shi
However much we may bitch and moan about censorship, there's no denying we've come a long way.
Today I sat around and did a lot of nothing. I feel like crap.
Today I sat around and did a lot of nothing. I feel great!
Facebook just raised $16 billion. That's a LOT of money. After all the bills are paid, they'll have billions in straight cash. The elephant in the room is: what the fuck are they going to do with all that money?
Basically, the way I see it, they have a few options:
UP $0.23!!!!*$&!&$^&!^!^&$^!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooo what a roller coaster ride of a trading day that was! This is where fortunes are made, baby!
Oh wait, no one has money to blow on fad stocks atm.....
I jerked off a lot and played DOTA 2 today
Facebook: 32.82 +0.83 +/- 0.08 by the time I finish typing THIS.
Rich bitches moaning and suing because they didn't make enough money on the initial trades. Must be nice to have the full weight of the justice system for use as an insurance policy. Does anyone care for the peasants/lemmings who fought to buy junk w/o full disclosure? Of course not...
Today I went to Mitsuwa and bought the following items:
1 VIP milk chocolate
1 Yoshinoya beef bowl
1 Vermont curry mix package
7 packs of Shin Ramyun
1 午後の紅茶無糖 (bottled tea)
1 UCC black coffee
1 plate of katsu curry from Kayaba (came with salad)
1 coffee cream pastry, 1 corn mayo bread, 2 an donuts, 1 loaf of cranberry bread (sliced) from Pastry House Hippo
It was good times.
If you care, Lennox is a company that makes air conditioners. Why you'd want their app I cannot begin to imagine, but whatever...
This thread is brought to you by Lennox: Innovation Never Felt So Good(TM).
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The 31st of May. On this day in 1279 BCE, Ramses II became Pharaoh. This is the earliest event in history that can be paired to a specific date...
>"On this day, 1279 years before the birth of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, blessed be his name, 2725 years after creation..."
Of course if you insist I put it that way, your particular religion probably believes it can tie specific dates to events like Noah's flood and Abraham's circumcision and so my point is invalidated by your faith anyway...
>In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
>--Andy Warhol
>Andy lived in a time of mass culture. Everyone watched the same 3 TV channels, watched the same Oscar-winning movies, and read the same books from the book of the month club.
>Pop culture has fragmented. We read one of a million blogs, listen to obscure bands, and stream movies that are never released in theaters. Even "big stars" are unknown to most people.
>Now in the future, everyone is famous to 15 people.
--Ted Rall
HEY TOKIKO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TUMBLR????
>>254
I got bored of being Tokiko. I'm sorry!
0037, come to these IRC channels:
irc.sageru.org #jp
irc.rizon.net #tokiko
Today I brought my site back online.
My girlfriend and I had some more serious discussions.
I watched my IRC channel grow and I made several hundred more posts with my new /a/ tripcode.
In the middle of the day, I applied for some jobs.
All in all it was an alright day.
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How many of you are HVAC experts? I need to retrofit in a forced air heating system into an existing home that only has a wall heater and otherwise uses space heaters.
>>271
You should call a professional for that one.
>>273Smudge pots were my first choice.
Also, where the fuck is this economic downturn they keep going on about? I had two contractors reschedule on me yesterday despite my willingness to hand them all of my money. There's no shortage of work. Business is booming. They're making this recession shit up. People are putting foreclosure/short sale signs in their yards as a fashion statement.
Today I wrote on Neomodernism, my term for the philosophical movement to follow Postmodernism
Today I read "The Dialectic of Enlightenment." Did not enjoy it. Began reading "Being and Time"
I marathoned two animu series.
I watched Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei season one and read some more "Being and Time"
<Klang> you're all asleep like all good upstanding members of society are at one in the afternoon
Yeah, pretty much... You need to come in every night around the same time
I thought I died and went to hell today 'cause it's so HOT.
From the USA Today, in an article regarding horse slaughter:
>"It's ultimately a value question on how we value horses in the United States," says Wayne Pacelle, president of the Humane Society of the United States. "Last thing we're going to do is set up a commercial operation and sell the meat of dogs and cats in other countries. It's unthinkable."
...and I all I can think is WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS?
An AP headline this morning reads:
>Colorado suspect was brilliant science student
Stay tuned for a minor purge of intellectuals (for our safety).
I'm sure she's a rotten girl, garbage.. .
Today I bought some cigarettes, then sat in a park and watched some fat lady try and push herself up an incline in a wheel chair. I, of course, did not assist her in her predicament for I was busy taking it easy.
Before I knew it, half the pack was gone.
I tried making instant yakisoba, the kind where you have to reconstitute the noodles... It didn't turn out so well. Next time I will not follow the half-assed instructions on the package.
I tried to figure out the point of a catalog mode, but gave up and made one without completely understanding how it would do anything useful at all.
There are threads on 4chan/the Internet in general which claim that the Colorado movie theater shooter is some sort of "false flag operation." Hold on, to put it in the proper conspiracy nut format, allow me to put that in all-caps: FALSE FLAG OPERATION.
You've got to be shitting me. It was just some crazy guy. Why not apply insane conspiracy theories to everything every crazy person does? What could that woman with fourteen cats be up to? DEVELOPING WEAPONIZED TOXOPLASMOSIS FOR THE ZIONIST PLOT AGAINST CHRISTIAN AMERICA. Guy yelling at cars all day? CIA OPERATIVE DISTRACTING YOU FROM FLOURIDATED WATER/UFOS.
Seriously, what the fuck.
My least favorite bureaucracies:
5. BoE
4. IRS
3. DMV
2. Comcast
Your daily reminder that Ayn Rand collected social security.
>>292
I'm preparing to talk to a girl this fall. I just learned her name last semester, and now I need to ready my body so I can successfully attract her as a mate. Its going to be hard, but I can do it. I KNOW I CAN.
>>295
I've had a crush on her for 2 years now. I needed to do it.
Plus she looks like my waifu.
>>297
I don't know, but they're pretty slim. Too bad I already set myself up for failure by waiting 2 years to say something to her.
The worst part is I'm not even sure if the girl I talked to was her, since there was a year between that day and the last time I was 100% sure I saw her ;_;
>>298
Ah, well good luck!
In other news, It's 11 in the morning and I'm getting drunk out of boredom.
>>300
Are you TheShadowFog? If not, who are you in #world2ch and why is your site in the topic?
>>300
Oops Meant: http://chilledchan.tk/s/kareha.pl/1343772631/l50
>>301
>Are you TheShadowFog?
Yes.
>why is your site in the topic?
chilledchan is not my site...
>>302
Now it is.
I'm 18
I'm 81
I woke up real fucking early again so I baked some oatmeal & chocolate cookies to pass some time.
Went for a walk, and found this: http://cerealexperiments.com/files/image/DSC00553.png
No idea why I took it - guess it just looked neet. Everyone kept looking at me as I carried it back home.
This is still all really horrible.
BOUGHT SOME CIGARETTES AND DXM AT THE STORE (fINALLY fOUND mY id cARD) With the power of drugs I can be cool all by myself! Finished reading Winesburg, Ohio. A bit confused about my friend with multiple personalities. For my birthday, some people online made me a flash animation, drew me art, bought me games, and gave me a JSTOR username and password. Yesterday I bought some cool boo- On a more serious note: Klang, >>308 is the administrator and co-founder of the infamous "Cereal Experiments Grain Gang," a well-known ``hacktivist" group. Some of their better known attacks include a malicious DDOS attack on Archduke's website (that FAGGOT), the posting of child abuse images to the Secret Area of VIP Posters, being responsible for a constant, automated flood of shitty posts and shitty threads on /dqn/ (You didn't think Espeon was a "real person," did you?!), malicious alteration of maps ("China" => "Vachina," "Canada" => "Canadamn it, " among others), as well as hiding my wallet. I have no solid evidence for this, but I also am under the belief that >>308 hid my wallet and is responsible for raising my blood glucose to 240 mg/dL this morning. However, while that last accusation is purely conjecture, it is important to know that diabetics must maintain healthy, stable blood sugars. Do you care about my health? My legs could be amputated in the future!!!!!!!!! I could go blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was HIM who led TheShadowFag to world2ch, it was HIM who invited SFBE to lounge, and HE IS the NSJ.
Now, I'm not
I RREALLY NEED TO FIDN IT! THERES $8- IN THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
im da bes
o m g my naem is cindy and i ablossutley looooov ANIME. lets me tell u guise of my fav ANIME called rucky stah (thats lucky star for u baka gaijins)
this is an very masterpiec of ANIME where konnate and her friends talk EVERYDAY and konatta as BLUE hair like me (tho i haev to die it) and shes friend with kamagin, shes a tsundeer (that means she says she don't love u but really she dose)
somedays i like to wirte fanfiction with kounata and kanganim about they are being in love and make out (so embarasssing o_o_) and konato licks kakamins pussy because theyre lesbians and thats what lebsians do( my mum is lesbo so i noe)
Dear whatever-the-fuck-tokiko-is-calling-himself-now-and-btw-I-call-him-this-because-it's-the-best-sounding-name-so-far:
Let's count the many things wrong with you in your favor. You live in a fantasy world. You can spew out non sequitur lists of things that are moderately amusing. Sometimes you have no filter on that mouth of yours and just shout out whatever you're feeling at the moment and while not a commendable character trait otherwise, this lends itself nicely to brainstorming with similar people. You're young, so you probably have the energy to do this for long hours and low pay.
Why aren't you a television writer, Tokiko?
And just in case you thought that was career advice or even mild appreciation for your talents, let me add: it's clear from your posts that you're also good at sucking cock and so I think you'll do well in Hollywood one way or the other. Move there now. Don't save any money. Don't plan. Make sure you have no job waiting for you. Make sure you find a really cheap craigslist furnished room with no Internet provided. That's important because the Internet is distracting you from your true potential. In other words, please stop posting.
GuyInABox, TheShadowFog and Tokiko all confirmed for faggots.
Dear Tokiko,
I have a confession to make.
I pretend like I hate you, but I'm secretly madly in love with you. It's quite obvious, too; I mean, why else would I write up paragraphs of :iceburn: after :iceburn:? But the bad news is that I'm autistic. That means that I'm bad at dealing with my emotions and I can only show my affection for you in this strange, convoluted way.
Now, that post of mine that I made back in >>315 may seem harsh, in retrospect -- but you're a smart guy, I know you'll be able to interpret my writing in the correct way. This is because I know you quite well and we've spoken quite often. I just posted that last message anonymously because, again, I'm autistic. You haven't replied to my post yet, so I'm worrying now that you read my post and got offended. Let me spell it out CLEARLY to you (you could call this a deconstruction of my post, perhaps?) how I meant for my message to get across to you:
> Let's count the many things wrong with you in your favor.
You're a very wonderful person, but I notice that you can be quite self-deprecating at times. But I love you so much! Even though you see some "bad" things about yourself, they're not all bad. You're an altogether very beautiful, very wonderful person. I hope my words can convince you of this, even if only a little... Being that I'm shy and that I want to make you laugh a bit, I'll hide my intentions of this post behind levels of humor and meta-irony. You're "FYAD" and "postmodern," right? This should be a cinch for you to understand!
> You live in a fantasy world.
I meant by this that you can see the world as it should be, as it could be, and how it is. This kind of insight is very hard to find in our contemporary society. Some might call you "crazy" or "mentally ill" for some of your beliefs; but in my eyes, that's one of your strongest features! I'm also very distanced from reality, so I find you intriguing and, most importantly, your thoughts fantastic, in the best sense of the word.
> You can spew out non sequitur lists of things that are moderately amusing.
You have a very cutting-edge sense of humor. This is another thing I like about you. Unlike most people online, you're very intelligent, very witty, and creative -- and your methods of delivery, while sometimes unorthodox, still let your humor shine through. I've actually "LOL'd" at some of your posts on /jp/. Consider this a high honor; as an old, bitter, depressed person who spends all day on the Internet, I've grown dull to reality and other people have come to bore me. See the point prior: I, myself, live in a fantasy world... I feel we're both isolated from mankind, which is another reason why I hope we can become closer to each other.
> Sometimes you have no filter on that mouth of yours [...]
Unlike most people online, you're not afraid to let your voice be heard! After you spend a lot of time here, you grow cynical to how many people obscure or hide their true thoughts in an attempt to "fit in" with others. But you? You're a rebel, as much as there can be one. This is just another beautiful trait of yours that sets you apart from the crowd.
> [...] while not a commendable character trait otherwise, this lends itself nicely to brainstorming with similar people.
And now I just want to repeat what I said before, to really "drive my point home," so to speak. There are some things you don't like about yourself, and we both know what they are. But you need to realize that even if society doesn't approve of who you are, I still find you a very wonderful person still! Don't give up in life like I have. Don't become a loser who spends all day at home posting on BBSes or stalking posters on them like me. You can make it in life where I haven't. Don't give up hope. M-maybe we can even brainstorm together... I'm too shy to tell you this, face-to-face, but if you were to offer... Anyway, I appreciate who you are. You'll make it places, so don't despair.
> You're young, so you probably have the energy to do this for long hours and low pay.
You're young, and I'm old. I'm too worn-out and tired to do anything. I mention a "low paying" job as if in a disparaging sense. But I don't have a job at all. I wish I could make a living doing the things I enjoyed doing. But I'm just left here to rot away in my shitty body in my shitty room. You're a larger-than-life figure in my life, Tokiko. I almost never grow an emotional bond to anyone, so the people I do grow close to (whether delusionally so or not!) become all the more important. Be the person who I couldn't be! You have a shot in life.
> Why aren't you a television writer, Tokiko?
I once tried to be a television writer, you know. Can you guess how well it turned out for me? Oh well.
> And just in case you thought that was career advice or even mild appreciation for your talents [...]
I-it's not like I love you or anything, b-baka!! I hope you can write off my feelings as a joke.. I can't let these things remain unsaid, but I can't say them to you sincerely. But part of me... deep down, part of me knows you'll understand what I'm trying to say, at least a little... that's why I'm writing you this message, after all!
> it's clear from your posts that you're also good at sucking cock [...]
I can't say anything to people in a straightforward sense. Even if I'm talking to a person I love most dearly, I still have to hide my feelings behind a thick layer of satire. And honestly, although this is a strength of yours, it makes me feel uncomfortable seeing you do so easily the one thing I have such a hard, hard time with! Don't take this as a personal attack. I call anyone I see that's kind or friendly with others online a cocksucker. When it comes to you, it may even be a term of endearment... I'd love it so, so much if I could suck your cock, Tokiko. So again, I feel the need to project myself onto you and use your bright future for wish fulfillment fantasies. I want to suck cock, but I can't! I'm a very weak and a very lonely person. But my character of you in my mind, who triumphs where I could not -- why not make him the type to suck a few dicks, too?
> [...] I think you'll do well in Hollywood one way or the other.
Maybe you could be a television writer. Maybe you could suck cocks. Maybe you could get involved in a great nightlife. Oh, and by the way... I may happen to live in Hollywood. Has that thought ever crossed your mind? Please, please, please come visit me! I could never get Shii to do anything with me. But he's old, and you're young -- and you're able to accomplish things! If anyone online could come to my place and make my life wonderful, it'd be you... and hey, I might even suck your cock, dude. It's worth a shot...
> Move there now. Don't save any money. Don't plan.
I've thought about living life like you. Being outward, being honest. Setting goals and striving to achieve them. But my problem is that my self-doubt always get in the way, so I end up making excuses. "Well, I better make some money if I'm to go on a trip," I've said on quite a few occasions. "It's important to make plans before I do anything other than lurking BBSes in my basement. But where do I begin?" My fears cripple me. I need you to accomplish... take Hollywood as a metaphor. You need to take risks if you want to do anything in life, simply put, whether you're moving to Hollywood to succeed in a job where I could not, going to university and studying your dream rather than something safe and boring (rather than economics or computer science, maybe?) or even flying to an internet person's house to suck his cock. The metaphor works on many levels, but my main point is to succeed where I couldn't! You're so young. You have a bright future awaiting you, my friend.
> Make sure you find a really cheap craigslist furnished room with no Internet provided.
You like references to Internet sites, right? Haha, there's a lot of jokes about people meeting up on Craigslist for sex! I know you're smiling right now. But... you know, I've wished I could meet guys on Craigslist before, mock me all you like. More wish fulfillment here, on a broader scale. And in a narrower sense, I feel it's important to let you know that I'm currently renting out a room in my house. Well, it's not exactly that. The truth's more like "I'd let you share my mom's basement with me," but let's not get caught up in the details here! I'm too shy to make such straightforward offers, so I have to hide my true intentions. But I'm so lonely, and you're a smart boy. Please... I hope you can understand what I'm trying to say!
> That's important because the Internet is distracting you from your true potential.
I've said this before. I keep saying it. But don't end up a loser like me who spends all his time online. Your full potential of living in my basement with me could be easily accomplished! Ignore the rest; I just need an excuse to say this stuff. I was lucky with that Craigslist joke because I can get so much said out of it.
> In other words, please stop posting.
In other words, I'm a pathetic no-lifer. I was once a lot like you, but I failed in life. Don't fail like I have. You can already do so much more than me... I love you so, so much, Tokiko. You're a beautiful guy, you're funny, you're outgoing, and you're honest. By the way: I heard you just turned 18, so we can legally fuck now, right? Might as well try buttering you up some. You might actually come down and knock on my doorstep asking about an apartment! I'm so nervous. I hope I was funny enough and I really hope you can understand the point I was getting at. Oh, Tokiko... if only you could feel the same way for me...
BTW: It's a complete coincidence that I'm "attacking" you after you "attacked" ticks. I am NOT ticks. Don't you think that at all. And that ticks guy, he's probably over you, anyway! Hahaha! No, I'm Anonymous. And if you're thinking about asking me who I am, you should very well know that I couldn't ever share any of my true thoughts about you with a name or tripcode, even when hidden under layers of irony. Otherwise I would have! But now that the name's came up, and you're thinking about the name "ticks," why don't you message him on SynIRC or something? Gotta make it clear though, just for everyone else out there: I'm not Tokiko's ex-girlfriend who enjoys posting on the same message boards as he does (not because HE posts on them! uh, tokiko's ex is TOTALLY over him!) and ticks has nothing to do with these messages. ticks also isn't, for the record, someone who's old with no future. Get the name ticks out of your mind. I didn't even reply to your post which was replying to ticks's, so there's no reason at all for you to link me with him in your mind. I didn't mention ticks at all in my post, I didn't put the name ticks in the name field when I posted. ticks has NOTHING to do with this at all. Don't try to work him into this somehow. Ahaha... please believe me on this point. The total complete absence of ticks in relation to the rest of the post isn't an excuse for you to insert me into it, idiot! Don't be paranoid or delusional about it. I'm just an Anon. Nothing more. No one else.
