Writing a book is difficult work... On the other hand, I think there's enough cult demand for books about Internet culture that writing one would be worth the effort. The main problem with this idea is that I'm not a good writer. I am however not above stealing... So instead of going to writing anything, I'll mostly just search+replace moot's name into a biography of Winston Churchill. I will cleverly edit so that no one can tell I plagiarized it and reap the endless bounty that comes with being #500,006 in Amazon's Best Sellers rankings...

>moot passed an unhappy and sadly neglected childhood redeemed only by the affection of Mrs Everest, his devoted nurse. He once remarked that they barely spoke to one another. moot, with the conviction that he too would die young, decided he should be quick about making his mark on the world. He applied himself to running 4chan because the grade requirement was lower and did not require him to learn mathematics. He believed that he needed at least a further 500 (equivalent to 25,000 in 2012 terms) to support a server equal to that of other web sites. His mother provided an allowance of 400 per year, but this was repeatedly overspent.

>moot rejected his preferred method of sterilisation of bronies in favour of their confinement in institutions.