What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
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So I go out into the garden to see to my sister's guinea pigs, and what do i hear?
Our downstreet neighbour is playing the fucking sao theme on piano, no shit.
I jacked off
[LIFE] Masturbation thread, take 12 (997)
Today I spent my last bucks on food and it's about five days until my next paycheck.
Oh and I jacked off too.
tfw banned from irc.sageru.org for posting ONE goatse
Today I got an ECG.
And then I jacked off.
>>8 scratch that, here's a better poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10416370
also i jacked off myself with my stupid polls
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Don't just give the customer a turd in a bag. Giving them a bag means they might be able to pick it up without getting shit all everywhere. Instead, give the customer a turd on a tissue. Never premium tissue either, the cheapest, thinnest tissue you can find. Even if they try to pick it up at the edges, it will still rip and fall. The tissue provides just the slightest hope that maybe the disaster will be contained. But we already know it won't work out.
Now some of you have gone so far as to save up shit for days, packing barrels full of sewage, bringing them to the job site, and smearing it into the carpets and on the walls. This is going too far because malice implies effort and we don't put effort into anything we do. Make it like the act of an incompetent person, borderline retarded even. You want to make the person who finds your turd on a tissue ask themselves: maybe this idiot just couldn't find the bathroom.
Remember, feeling sorry for us is what keeps our customers coming back. We're guessing. It certainly isn't the quality of our work.
>:o
head transfer will solve the problem with gay people as they
can then transfer there head over to the rigth sex, swaping people heads.
And everything will become normal. predic this will happen in 2020.
and mutelation of sex organ will stop.
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[this is a riddle]
a old person chosse his grave, what he choose? (or some shit)
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I know that I am late to the party, but I can still ask:is #world2ch dead?
/bye, if you need to contact me, then I am on IRC
whats ur nick
very bored...
play morrowind
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't have fingers.
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't breathe air.
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because he doesn't have lips.
Squidward can't play the clarinet well because the reeds would get waterlogged in the ocean.
Sonic Underground is one of the weaker episodes in the Sonic repertoire, but it definitely ranks above AOSTH in terms of theme tune.
Good post 26,7 i like the pearning t
Why the fuck wws it deleted. Thwt wqs good content.. youre an asshole
I really need a back rub.
What we need here is some sort of supersonic zeppelin.
Britain is leaving the EU.
Hopefully this will lead to the only reliable solution to the West-Lothian question: The creation of an independent Scottish state.
>>35
I sure hope not. If anything they should bring back Ireland into the fold and retake the North American colonies.
the best part of Independence Day: Resurgence is that I don't have to see it.
http://puu.sh/pGFtr/0123db595d.png
i got a tanasinn tumblr ad xD
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allso, I think fate kalied(?) is a good show
I wrote some stuff and was to lazy to filter the filter or what ever, so I posted it over at limbo, here is the numbers:
187 Name: Part I : [Del]
188 Name: Part II : [Del]
189 Name: Part III :
I have much stuff I need to do, so I may be inactive on w2ch. So eh, yeah.
oh god we'll miss you so much
Dj kalied the snime
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As they say:
a person with callus on her foot is wise(living the hobo life)
and a person with callus on his hands is strong,
I am only wise. ;_;
I wish I could be strong, thus I need to work, work and work! :-D
(stone age people where wise and strong)
Magpie will take over humans afther ww3, as they are the best sutors(?suitable)
for selfe
awarnes. As the times of the great apes will end, with humans death,
elephants and dolphines are not mobile enouth to escape radiation thus
they will find a fate of death in the end. Thus megipie
(the reason why I put a "i" aftger the g, is to make a strong "i" sound,
as that sounds good to me for a reson I will not discust.
And the "e" afther m is to make a smaller
change in vocals/sound when moving from the sound of the m to g. As the part
"megi" should sound like:mmmmmegggIIIIIIII(the "i" sounds very hard).
and the pie, should be:PPieeeee)
(this makes me wana make a creampie in a
magpie, get it??? ^_^ both ends in pie, lol) will be the once to be giving
the world we will give theme(i am searching for word I can not remember).
But history will repeat it selfe as only 50% of all megipie have selfe
awarnes, thus there will be nigger megipies and ubermench megapie and
same history as human will be repeated. But mutch slower, as about only
20% of humans seem to have selfe awarnes.
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THIS:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Scott is 2x old fag in compareson to 0037, take that 0037!
You are not a oldfag, retract your titel plz.
Allso on a serious note, what is your opinion of Jason Scott?
Allso in my opinion, the thing with "internet is not what it used to be"
talk, is just retarded. The internet is what it has allways been, just
more padding added to the sides. It is just as chaotic as the real world is,
a good example showing of this effect in real life is the british life
action television show Horrible history. ^______________^
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allso I want 0037, Jason Scott Sadofsky, shii, moot and RIR7 to perform together
bukkake on me.
Allso Haifuri - High School Fleet - OP is prety good op.
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work work work !!!
Just got back from the lake and I'm sunburned everywhere, including the inside of my mouth.
Jason Scott is 2x old fag in compareson to 0037, take that 0037!
holy shit, someone copied my pd flow!
it was a parody of the chinese culture revolution pasta/spam
it happened again!
http://puu.sh/pRv1R/7cfbdfd83e.png
What if you lived in Beverly Hills, but you had the ZIP code 90211? That would be a bastard. You'd tell people you live in Beverly Hills, and they'd just assume you were 90210 and write that in for you. I bet a lot of mail gets lost there.
I spend far too much time thinking about Tony Blair.
>>52
OK. In what way do you think of him?
Saw an ad on television for a shingles treatment. In fast-forward, it looked like it was a man with a head wound checking in at the office.
Pokemon Go is cool!
>>50
I am ignorant, what exactly am I looking at here?
>>55
I hope you know of PErfect Dark! IF not, it is a file-sharing program, akin to the bittorrent protocol, but it only goes through once single closed-source program, the concept being that you donate 40GB of your storage, so any data uploaded is distributed between connected computers. The program has a couple extra features, one of which is the "flow", a text board of sorts where you can post a message that will creep across the screen.
This mostly consists of moonrunes and AA, but recently somebody has been spamming it with the following text:
文化大革命
Over 40 million Chinese were massacred by red China of Mao Zedong in Chinese culture
revolution (1966-79) .It's awesome cruel !! , communism that ... , just a mad dog !
Unbelievable ! But that's truth that all .Cause , red China is the bloody red beast or Satan's
country and area in Bible's John's holy prophecy .
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence
多黨制 Multi-party system 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 反共 法輪功 北京之春 激流中國
大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 侵略 掠奪 破壞 屠殺 民族淨化
内臟器官 蛇頭 遊進 走私 六合彩 賭博 色情 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 Tibet
達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 東突厥斯坦 East Turkistan
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And i decided to write a little parody of it.
Pro-tip: all the best Pokemon are hidden on freeways and in crack houses.
http://soundboard.ass-we-can.com/
Been listening to this for the past few hours.
>>57
Super-Pro-tip: all the best Pokemon are hidden in my anus.
Creamed chipped beef on toast
Creamed eggs on toast
Creamed tuna on toast
Creamed chicken on toast
Creamed mushrooms and ham on toast
Creamed chipped ham on toast
Creamed oysters and leeks on toast
Creamed turkey on toast
Creamed peas on toast
Creamed mussels on toast
Creamed salmon on toast
Creamed asparagus on toast
Creamed finnan haddie on toast
Creamed greens on toast
Creamed tomatoes on toast
Creamed soft clams on toast
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>>60
OK, maybe I'll fall for this again. But you have to tell me which ones first.
Creamed my pants on toast
