[LIFE] Blogging/Whining thread, take 3 [REPOST] (1000)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-06-03 14:53 ID:aH+AJIut [Del]

What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.

Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!

821 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-13 17:41 ID:wRaaJD9r [Del]

Why does everyone here hate Basq8ue Ni4ggers so much? The hate is clearly unjustified. They're some of the best slaves I've bought in decades; do work faster than any normal Ni4gger could ever do. You people need to appreciate the hard working Basq8ues more often, after all they are common breeding stock for most of the common "mixed breed" slaves used today.

822 Name: tokiko!5yOaZrqx.c : 2016-01-13 20:53 ID:lI7E2AVt [Del]

My apartment smells like weed. From my neighbors. They said "legalize it", not "make your neighbors smell it".

823 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-13 21:12 ID:eGy9mAoo [Del]

>>822
You should become the ultimate weed man and smoke so much weed that even they can't handle it.

824 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-14 04:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

I remember when you used to put more effort in to talking to yourself.

825 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-14 18:05 ID:NKEazOz2 [Del]

>>824
The entire textboard community is just tokiko, meltingwax, 0037, and a few shitposting anons. At most it's composed of 15 semi-active people.

826 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-15 03:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

You forgot to mention "Anonymous". I see that guy talking to himself all the time!

What about tablecat? Blice? ticks, shadowfog, and the #saovq people? Storlek? Come on Anon, meltingwax doesn't even go to world2ch and it would be silly to say that there's only 2 of us besides 0037 and Tokiko. You may as well just say that meltingwax or Tokiko are puppet identities of 0037 if you are to continue your process of radical simplification based on paranoid thought processes.

827 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-15 03:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

not to mention: RedCream, futuristicapasta, that autist who runs Post Office, ...

828 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-15 09:23 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>826
You forgot me.

829 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-15 10:29 ID:Heaven [Del]

ba3sque nigger is a w2ch meme

I did it! I am produ on my selfe.

830 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-15 17:43 ID:6rTngas9 [Del]

>>826
I'm starting to believe that everyone on these textboards is just 0037, Shii, and myself.

831 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-15 20:59 ID:3lFqGaxS [Del]

Mad Max will take best picture. It will take it by force.

832 Name: what a time to be alive : 2016-01-16 17:43 ID:phIbsVk6 [Del]

oculus rift will decres the risk for cucking and cheating on once husband/wife. As with virtual reality you can put a veil ontop of the person you love(provides you with money) and thus have you dream girl/guy. Thus oculus rift in the hands of the masses, will reduce a little bit of unstable marries and save a few(~1%) from divorces.

Just put on your oculus rift and that headset, time to fuck your women/or be fucked by your man. Turn him/her to what ever beast you want in the virtual reality and the cheap webcam in the house will record your motions bweteen your partner and you. As it will sinc that "fucking action" between the real world and the virtual world. So no wierd hick ups, will be created when inserting dick in to [what ever hole] and the virtual world. This insurs a smoth virtual reality, with maximal realism.

But I dont know how they are going to make holes, or carrots bigger...

833 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-17 09:44 ID:IEOBZRmA [Del]

>>832
Oculus Rift doesn't really compare to the real thing. If anything, it will change your porn habits, in that you will use one more accessory in order to access pornographic content.

834 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-17 12:42 ID:8oPK1/ps [Del]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait.

SO, virtual reality porn, right? So it can be like I'm standing in the room with the porn going on, able to watch it from any direction? Will I be able to turn around and see the scummy weirdos filming the porn?

835 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-19 23:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

If you lived in a garden shed 10 years ago, you were homeless. Live in one now, it's a "tiny house" and trendy.

836 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-20 06:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

This vacuum cleaner is too easily clogged with hair. All you can hope for is that your wife gets cancer and your daughter becomes a butch lesbian as soon as possible to have any hope for this thing to keep working.

837 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-21 05:58 ID:KaDMoymK [Del]

me and gf have been fighting
it gives me fuel for writing
but my agonies are biting

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839 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-22 03:32 ID:jB3qcRB1 [Del]

Good time music is, according to sources, coming back to stay.

840 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-22 12:45 ID:9Cty6DCH [Del]

19th centery was a ger3manic
20th centery was a kike
21th centery will be chines

841 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-23 15:04 ID:xvy+hU/+ [Del]

Baskens are 22th centery

(basken = bask en)

842 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-23 19:01 ID:/ESos2BW [Del]

My "ancestor"/"very specific people"/tribe(as Albert Einstein whould call it, that fucking Autism(but I think he is prety OK, even if kike)) witch came from the Appeal forest, say this:When you are starving eat yogurt.

What do you eat when you are starving?

843 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 05:34 ID:6CaADtGj [Del]

A big sandwich! Nothing more satisfying.

I got a beer and smoked a weed with people of Tohno-chan today. We played pool. Mixing whiskey, Girl Scout Cookies (sativa) and White Widow (indica) made for a tasty buzz indeed!

844 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 13:14 ID:6YLMgoj0 [Del]

>>843
Didn't you post this shit on 6ch as well?

845 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 14:50 ID:857wd3qU [Del]

I'm so tired of the internet communities. I can't find anywhere I enjoy browsing anymore. Too many migrations for chans, and too much sheer content on the big sites. Too much idiocy and too little interesting content too. Maybe I'll just off myself one day.

846 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 17:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>845
I'm so tired of internet communities blending in with real life. They should remain separate at all times and never meet.

847 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 18:59 ID:+1dhIgIs [Del]

>>^

That guy who sad something about the sheds, and now it is a house or something in America. This is my reply:
"Welcome to Europe".
:v)

848 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 19:02 ID:kdoOlyXd [Del]

>>845
use filters

849 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 19:50 ID:1B5lg98r [Del]

It seems like a step backwards, but that's the march of progress I guess.

850 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-24 20:31 ID:nzaZZoVW [Del]

Mmm, got some potato chips! Party on!

851 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-25 17:59 ID:QR3ehQCt [Del]

this site is bricks

852 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-27 17:16 ID:LoZrve/C [Del]

there are two kinds of personalitys of many, witch are the same
in showing. But are truley not the same if you speak to theme in
the key way. That is there are 1st people of retarded minds and
then there are people of 2nd mind. Witch is of a blinded mind.
Both minds will be of the supid person, but one can see that one of
the minds in not stupid if one know how. But takeing it off is
none of your buisnes as that only can they. Helping one can,
but evulate the ammount that will be lost, mainly one frome one selfe
shall be based upon before the gains. Why this mask? Often not
by other sources directly forced, but by the induvidual theme selfe.
If the mask was put up by theme self it is very hard, but if the
mask was puted on by some one else it is very easy. Of course
with time it sitts stonger or weaker until it falls off. Either way,
one shall stay away as they they 2 minds are not good.
[the word stupid shall be taken with a word of salt in this text when
defining the word]

853 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-28 22:03 ID:Zd7VuAfE [Del]

>>2
Which are you? You seem more blind to me.

854 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-31 11:38 ID:DMDUyTfh [Del]

Apparently you can watch the Puppy Bowl in person this year. Like they built a stadium.

855 Name: Anonymous : 2016-01-31 11:43 ID:DMDUyTfh [Del]

Oh wait, n/m:

>While the actual Puppy Bowl XII broadcast was filmed in New York, the Puppy Bowl Cafe will be in SF. It’s a 24-foot mock football field built at the Ferry Building and run continuously for four days

I was actually hoping that the thing would turn into a bunch of drunk local youth shouting at puppies and end in disaster. One can hope, anyway.

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858 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-03 19:00 ID:+2hU05dG [Del]

WE WUZ TOCHARIANS AND SHIT!!!
CHINA MAN GIVE BACK!

859 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-04 17:38 ID:o2j/XgFy [Del]

Going off caffeine made my head hurt for four days. Also, my ankles, for some reason. On the other hand, I'm dreaming again.

860 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-05 07:27 ID:TLCpWuwq [Del]

>>859
Get back on caffeine, get back to work, and accept cold, dreamless reality!

861 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-07 19:13 ID:PHGJDXSI [Del]

Oh good. How long was this thing broken?

862 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-08 16:53 ID:VbglQ95w [Del]

>>861
too long

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864 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-11 10:46 ID:5UlHSZ7Y [Del]

Seems like rocket boots would be bullshit. They'd just spiral off in different directions and then you'd die. I think the real technology to focus on will be the robotic pelvis/lower back so you could actually fly your boots.

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866 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-17 08:08 ID:odB5se/g [Del]

How long was it broken this time?

867 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-17 17:56 ID:VaVA9NQS [Del]

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869 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-19 04:58 ID:Ra/EiwtN [Del]

My feet can't cross the parking lot
The parking lot is way too hot

870 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-19 16:11 ID:KOIntd9B [Del]

in the old days, the people whould make the horses
run over the ice to see with one was the fastest, witch they whould
eat and the rest of the organs like hearth, hung on a tree for the gods.

i have no seource for this claim but: karate and other asian
figthing sports orgins from indo-european people of india, witch
was used for the olympic games of the indo-european people. The olympic
games of the old indo-european people was to show who was the
strongest one without sheding blood on the ground, as in thoses
days even 1 drop of red blood had the value of one finger of gold.
And maybe something to do with religion...

871 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-21 01:19 ID:Uu+Hxs0P [Del]

An uptime consistently in the web's top 30,000,000

872 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 04:35 ID:Pot07uZU [Del]

I should go to sleep earlier because I can just do these activities in the morning. It's not like I'm losing time.

873 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 14:45 ID:r/XzT0OF [Del]

/prog/rider is absolute shit. It's even more crap than this place.

874 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 20:04 ID:Heaven [Del]

i hate static electricity with a passion.

---something else---

i have a felling the origin of nazi has it roots in Russia, just before ww1. i don't know why... but i just fell it(wink, wink)
maybe some old book that i read... the wiki article about nazi origin is total shit, that is for sure! it i af if some one want to spread disinformation just like, that bas8que niggersssssss re indo-european like my self(this is not very help full to say out loud when race mixing is a all time high)...
[mystery] [i am trying to be mysterious, plz insert mysterious felling here] [who was phone?] [insert vagina]

875 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-23 13:09 ID:p5n90zkA [Del]

It seems even a high school kid wearing a certain brand of shoes can be comedy gold for some people these days.

876 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-25 10:24 ID:XhqiNlKV [Del]

>>869
The lyrical quality you've come to expect from Animal Collective.

877 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2016-02-25 11:04 ID:h+gvwcbX [Del]

Facebook is getting a lot of press for adding new buttons. Since we have about three active users and no buttons, and Facebook has 1.6 billion users and six buttons, to close the gap, I propose we add 9.6 billion buttons. No categories, no way to tell their meaning, just a mesh of buttons that will take hours to download.

They'll get confusing very quickly: 200,000,000 variations of approval, 250,000,000 ways to register your disgust, 47,000 different shades of zombie x every conceivable gender, millions of what might be insects or aliens, it's hard to say, all the Kings of Scotland, and all the gods of every religion. I Marduk this post.

878 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-25 16:36 ID:mbN7Tf+7 [Del]

>>877
WTF do you mean with:"I Marduk this post."?

879 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-25 16:38 ID:mbN7Tf+7 [Del]

when I search for 404 web page, the website give me "error not found" even if i get a 404 web page? WTF?!?!?!?!

880 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-26 03:58 ID:6VaUEEZQ [Del]

>>876
I never understand what they're saying, so i like to think they're shouting spiritual shouts into the sky.

881 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-27 23:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

Hello Doctor Smith, we're from the DEA and...

Excuse me for one minute, officers.

*Doctor steps into the next room*
*Three or four obvious door locks are engaged from the interior*
*Loud crashing noises*
*Sound of large jugs being opened and being poured down a floor drain*
*Glug glug glug*
*Sound of a 55 gallon drum being overturned and struck with a fire axe*
*Glug glug glug*
*Sounds of now multiple people sloshing in what may be inches of liquid, urging each other to hurry up*
*More jugs, more barrels overturned*
Come on, come on, come on, hurry up!
*Thirty-five minutes later, the door opens, the doctor appears, his pants soaked nearly to the knees with liquid*

Yes officers, how can I help you?

882 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-28 19:22 ID:YjhgeogY [Del]

>>881
is it cum?

---bloging---
in the world we live, no true evil or bad exist and stuff, and everything in the world is objective as "fuck". but one of the thing that drive the "human world" of the multipul worlds that exist on eart, e.g. other world are bacteria world and nature world. what i mean with this human world dose not follow same laws of survival... as in other world to exact and stuff. either way the thing that drive the human world are.

  1. time - that we hae not unlimeted time drive us to do shit... evolution has set a time clock on each animal becaus time, is a resouce. it make that you need to do as much as you can on a little time frame as you can. time clock make you not lazy, thus death is needed. without death people will not work. without work people will not be happy. happy is the reward of life.

[stuff and shit]
a friend is your friend as long she want to be your friend, when she haa decided to backstab you. even if not yo been told, see no longer you friend. she gay. gay. the only time that mater is when see realy was you friend, thatt time period was true, and only it matters, other wise she gay. gay not god. OK.

i want to rape now. only time that matter is when friend ship is true. other wise gay. and all people backstab, after long time. all people become gay. gay no good. only person not gay is god. god cool. ok.

there for you leve gay people alone before the give you AIDS. ok. good.

inserd dick

883 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-02 21:38 ID:wmGIEAcI [Del]

how do you unsert dick

884 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-03 19:26 ID:Zp/Qq2zZ [Del]

chop off the tip

885 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-04 17:45 ID:wIA0or6q [Del]

You and me
baby ain't
nothing but mammals so let's
do it like they do on the discovery channel.

886 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-05 02:56 ID:TBImOSwa [Del]

Been getting messages all night long from these two girls, because they can't figure out "reply-all." They're just planning a party, but I keep letting it happen because maybe, just maybe, it will spiral out of control and end up with them covering up a murder.

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889 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-08 01:10 ID:bN1nL09n [Del]

Kinda the whole double-vag double-anal thing.

890 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-08 18:03 ID:izBrhivt [Del]

>>888
instead of deleting my post, moderator can you give me feedback? plz :-) ?

891 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-10 13:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

>CORRECTS NAME OF CABLE TV SHOW FROM "PORN STARS" TO PAWN STARS"

Coming soon to the History Channel

892 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-10 18:45 ID:Heaven [Del]

This is my guide to read body languages.

  1. notch.

to lazy to learn body languges? No problem! Just look at that person, and think what emotion you get in that position. Is the person having a "wierd" posision? Just imagion you in that body posision(never actualy do that body posision... or else it will look wierd, and that is the least thing you want to do). In most cases you will know by this, what the other peson is thinking. Usally "inwards" part of "limbs" when on focus means insecure, and the other way means "agresive"(opposite to insecure).

When you want to tell body languges, there is usally 2 ways to do it. the 1st is to look as if you want to have "sex" or very intrested in the person..., and your body languges will come natrualy. 2nd way is to idk??? [something]

people usaly have a spontanegus body languges, and when one try to make a own body languges, it fells akward. But that is OK, because you need to have control of your body, and when you have control over your body it usally fell akward the first time. I HAVE CONTROL OF MY OPINION, INSERT DICK!!! (lel... this is a stupid joke).

step a notch 2.
the 2nd step, in learning deep learning of body languges, is to reasearch every posision of a body pose. and see what kind of felling they can make.

step a 3rd notch up the game.
This is advance SHIT, not even I have mastered. You take there body languges, and compare with there body. Is it a gothic person, with a fagot body languges? Insert both and get your result! Is is a nigger with a fagot body languges? Insert both and get something else!(in comparesion to the goth)...

yeah... insert what they are wearing in to the calculation I guess or some shit... and then add suronding and stuff...

SIGNING OUT! INSERT Dicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck !

893 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-12 19:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>892
I need to add:The rigth side is the dominant side in body lanugges. Allways show the rigth side of your body when you want to show dominance, and the left side if you want to hide your body. WHY? Idk... Thus next time, talking to someone, take the rigth foot infront of the left, to show that you are more secure in your speach and dominance!

894 Name: me bloging : 2016-03-12 19:17 ID:Heaven [Del]

I want to sleep under the railroad bridge.

895 Name: sage : 2016-03-17 15:33 ID:UaFr5UHp [Del]

I am posting this not to be a attention prostitute, but because I need to clear up a thing. 1st I always post, and always after I post I realize all my grammatical errors. Then I fell sad, because I know if I re-post, with correcting my grammar. It will look awkward. and i am lazy.

Either way, I have posted fanatically lately about basq7ue niggers, witch I would like to clear up why. You see, when I was in school. I was this small little shy child, and then there was this Walloon girl. And I fell in love with here, and then I asked out for stuff? And then broke my hearth and then I became all anti brown eyes. So, yeah. I take back all my hate that I have spread.

I am now a young healthy 45 year old evangelical chris8tian female with a meromorphic body, with a cawing fetish for loli-scat-porn. In 1 month to 1.5 month I will try to make a program for w2ch. I am now going to install ubuntu so I can play EARTHBOUND. PEACE

896 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-18 02:12 ID:/+tMsGMy [Del]

I could shit better clipping than this. Who do these conmen think they are?

897 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-19 04:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

Early Christianity had a thing about having visions on the road. Should I take my visions more seriously if I am having them on a bus or in a car? Do railroads meet the biblical definition of a road? Since one does not generally walk on them, I would say no, so I will discount any visions I have on a train. Also, given that one does not walk or a ride a horse on a highway, that seems to narrow the definition further to a sidewalk or a trail. Since I don't have to walk far even to catch public transit, my opportunities for visions seem very limited. Is this why crazy homeless people wandering the sidewalks at all hours seem to have so many? Are they receiving all of the visions meant for the faithful who no longer spend so much time on the road?

898 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-23 05:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

You know, a bicycle could really improve my life. Surely a used bicycle on craigslist can't cost that much!

>$1,200, needs work.
>$800, frame only.
>Will trade for any private island, 16 ac. or more.

899 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-28 09:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

every time i come here i revisit threads i'm sure i posted in to find my remembered posts aren't there, but there are no [post deleted by moderator] either

if i was dedicated i would start to take a note of my posts so i could confirm once and for all if my sanity is finally slipping, or if someone really does delete my posts in a way that isn't publicly visible.

900 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2016-03-28 11:05 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>899
I could delete stuff that way, but it's not worth the hassle. If you have an actual documented disappearance, I'd like to know about it too. If it's the other thing, keep us updated on your therapy.

901 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-28 19:58 ID:OUkd8IbB [Del]

>>900
I love you plz fuq me in the butt you wonderfull bas3que niggor gawd plz eat my anoos i wanna fel u insud me.

902 Name: blog : 2016-03-28 20:10 ID:f+5tGfBY [Del]

I am making a program for w2ch. Not going to good. I need to learn something and the dead line on that stuff I need to learn has allready past. But I have good felling about the project still.

---

I allsow want to share with the w2ch community this prashe(why I am bumping mainly, and bloging in the 1st place) of "w2ch"(more like my) philosophy(^_^):
you don't need to be smart to be kind, thus niggers can act like humans too and not animals in civilized mens eye.
NOTE:The word act I use much wight on the meaning of the thought. As a animal can still be nice around, but kindness is usually confused with intelligence. Thus a dumb and kind person in the right way can be miss leaded though to be smart, witch follows up with a bunch of problems.

903 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-28 20:15 ID:f+5tGfBY [Del]

it took me litrealy 12 min t write that^
WOW, I am slow

904 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-29 15:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

They keep saying "transnational" and all I can keep picturing is some towering Aryan: blond hair, blue eyes, wearing a Mao suit, posing patriotically in front of the flag of the People's Republic of China.

If you've lived abroad for a long time without seeking citizenship, are you nationalqueer?

905 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-30 09:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

I long to write, but don't believe anyone would like to read.
Which is amusing. Many of the things that inspire me to write are over a decade old and have probably been read quite infrequently; Still it feels like it would be for nothing to write without later being read. It doesn't help that there's no reliable method of feedback to say what someone reading something a decade later thought of it.

Furthermore most methods of ensuring being read are the type of shameless self promotion that makes large swathes of the internet feel so dirty. Then the other problems pile up - do I write on a platform like Tumblr and surrender control? Host a site and be at the mercy of my own incompetence? Post on imageboards and hope eventually one of the ramblings is good enough that someone will take a screenshot and pass it around?

And then to top it all off, there's the question - what if I write something distasteful which is then attached to my pseudonym? Surrendering a pseudonym is easy, but surrendering the bloc of work that would go with it is much more difficult.

906 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-31 11:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

So they don't bother to mention it up front, but only as you fail to meet their rigorous standards for a password: it must be more than 15 characters, it must have upper and lower case letters, it must have numbers, it must have a special character. It's for something you'll use exactly twice in your whole life with a period of time between uses so long that you'll have switched devices in the meantime, so it's not saved in the browser. It was so unimportant that you didn't bother to write it down. You can't guess it, because making the password was frustrating and you chose FuCk855%%ihavetomakethislonger$$$. Somehow, you have 1,150 such accounts floating around the Internet.

If someone had patented the "Forgot your password?" feature and collected a fee every time it was used, they'd be rich.

907 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-02 02:56 ID:Heaven [Del]

Precision is getting on my nerves. This T-shirt makes me look awesome and cut. This one makes me look like a fat slob. It's 6mm off from the other one. How did this happen? Oh, I cut these apart to measure them! This is totally normal! Am I measuring in the right places? I have no idea! Fuck you! This was not my line of study, and now I regret it!

If we all wore towels, we'd all be equal! Long live toweldom! See you at the train station tomorrow, fellow towelsmen! See you at the unemployment office next week, fellow towelsmen!

908 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-03 05:43 ID:3FWJWGVp [Del]

I went on a trip to Japan last week. It was very nice there. However, I was a little bit confused about why they liked to eat jelly filled donuts so much.

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910 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-04 16:21 ID:ze3T1k7j [Del]

bought some lube

911 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-05 21:04 ID:M7xKkDCM [Del]

>>908
What don't you understand about liking donuts? Donuts are nice.

912 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-12 13:13 ID:uCTU8mvU [Del]

>>911 get

if you cherrypick 4 letters out of your post, it makes "bush"

913 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-12 13:30 ID:XjS8Snmv [Del]

"Mutt muffs" are a thing. They're ear protection for dogs. Somewhere, there's a really stupid pet owner asking themselves if mutt muffs are appropriate for their purebred.

Also available: sunglasses for dogs called "Rex Specs."

914 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-12 17:14 ID:hqLRzq6O [Del]

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916 Post deleted by moderator.

917 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-17 10:59 ID:AoMw/vBp [Del]

make w2ch great again!

go ! w2ch community! whooo! great again! ! ! !

918 Post deleted by moderator.

919 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-17 20:29 ID:Heaven [Del]

OHMYGOOOOD 0037 why are you deleting so many posts
(i mean if it is spam it's ok, but that is an awful lot. you should make a blog so you can tell us about these things)

920 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2016-04-18 11:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>919
It's spam.

>>917
This would look good printed on a hat. Not sure of the style, but leaning towards the Japanese WWII model that had the neck flaps.

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