What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
"An out of control government complaining that someone is exposing how really out of control they are. Adorable."
If you had access to the NSA databases, you could actually prove that there are indeed only six degrees of separation between all people on earth. However, if you have access to the NSA databases and aren't actively smashing them with an ax, you are a reprehensible person, clearly opposed to the basic principles of democracy and human rights.
Is the tax rate better on beers with fruit in them? I could look it up, but I prefer that one of you make up an answer for me.
I have found cable that is capable of handling 1000 kV, is water proof, and rated to operate in temperatures in excess of 400C.
The only practical application for this product I can imagine involves a super villain's boiling moat.
I hacked Kareha and watched anime.
Today I got a hot tub!
I became a NEET.
I'm a hiki for a day.
I asked my childhood friend out on a date. We're going to an art museum on Monday!
I'm hanging out with my /jp/ friend this weekend too. Maybe I can hang out with both of my /jp/ friends.
Actually the Museum is closed on Monday.
So she's coming over to my house to play video games instead.
>>655 that's horrible. Take her downtown, buy her a soda.
>>658
She doesn't like it when I buy her things.
Turns out that on Wednesday me, her, and two guys from /jp/ are going to an arcade. Then she may come over for the night!
I hung out with the /jp/sie today, we just bullshitted for 3 hours or 4 hours straight in downtown Portland. Then I rode the train for half an hour home. It was a lot of fun... we trolled priests in churches, smoked and drank together, and listened to music.
A girl came up to me while I was at WinCo.
She had bright pink hair, glasses, and a little bit of acne.
Girl: "Are you from this area?"
Me: "No, I just moved here."
G: "Oh, it must be tough not knowing anyone here. We should hang out sometime."
M: "That sounds like fun! You'll have to show me what there is to do around here."
G: "Alright. I'll give you my number."
Being attractive is hard work...
the day before yesterday i went to a couple of cool coffee shops in Milwaukee.
Alterra on the lake is pretty neat-o. wasn't too impressed with their coffee, but it was drinkable. didn't WOW me. But the location is pretty excellent. You should def. look up photos of it on Google images. Oh and on one part of the wall, on the 2nd floor loft, there was a lot of marker grafitti which i had fun reading.
Rochambo was also neat, in a different way. Looked like some hippie in a pot stupor suddenly got a whim to start a coffee shop. Smelled like incense inside. Their coffee suited my taste a little better. The only thing i didn't like about rochambo is that there were people sitting around and loitering against the front of the building outside and i was afraid they would try to accost me as i entered. But they didn't.
my dad said she couldn't stay the night when he arrived back home around 11pm orz so he drove her back home :(
No one cares about your consistently failed attempts at dating women, Tokiko.
Give up.
I hung out with a friend today and met another net friend offline. We sat in a Chinese tea shop and had some good tea. Then another online friend came and we had some more tea.
>>667
That's a sad story, bobby-kun. I feel your pain. However, i think spamming a discussion board solves nothing.
Also, it's probably never a good idea to take someone seriously when they say, "you should come visit me some time!" I myself have made the same mistake at least twice before, and they weren't good experiences.
So last night I was bored. At random, Tokiko decided he was coming to Canada to visit me (without plans mind you!). I presumed he was joking because...nobody can be that stupid. But I figured ``Hey this is Tokiko we're talking about. Let's see if he's serious.''
He has his dad drive him up here and left him without a way home and with little money in a foreign country (what every responsible parent does). So he goes to a cafe expecting to meet me. Obviously I don't show up because we never made plans and I had better things to do. He spends a few hours waiting and waiting. The cafe closes and he goes to McDonald's hoping to find more free Wi-fi and methamphetamine (according to #tokiko). At this point, he's stranded in Canada with no way home. Night passes, and this morning he tells me he slept in a park all night. Wow.
I don't know what he was thinking. Considering he has an IQ of 484 or something one would assume he's a bit more intelligent than that! But I guess not.
I hope he learned a lesson! (＾□＾*)
>>669
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
I'm back home. After staying up all night, sleeping on the boat and train was so nice.
>>669
Someone told me that she was free for the next few days and that she would love to see me on twitter before deleting her tweets after telling me the same on Twitter for several months.
The same someone has multiple personalities, schizophrenia, and is a compulsive liar, so we can't take what she has to say seriously.
> He has his dad drive him up here and left him without a way home and with little money in a foreign country (what every responsible parent does).
I have plenty of money, several thousand in the bank. How do you think I spent my money up in Canada when all the banks were closed? I told my dad that a friend invited me to stay the night (which you had in the past on multiple occasions) and that I could figure out my own way home. I assumed I could get a ride with you at least down to Seattle, but public transportation wasn't so bad.
>Obviously I don't show up because we never made plans and I had better things to do.
Like chatting on IRC alone? Making self-deprecating tweets? You did say you'd see me when/if I visited, and you confirmed on that day that you'd see me when I arrived. You also sent me a text message saying that you were nervous about meeting me offline again.
>So he goes to a cafe expecting to meet me.
I gave you the name of a restaurant an hour or two in advance, then waited there for at least an hour. THEN I went to a cafe and told you that I'd be there for a few hours.
>At this point, he's stranded in Canada with no way home.
How did I get home, then?
>The cafe closes and he goes to McDonald's hoping to find more free Wi-fi and methamphetamine (according to #tokiko).
I would never do a drug, smoke a cigarette, or drink a beer!!
>Considering he has an IQ of 484 or something one would assume he's a bit more intelligent than that! But I guess not.
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>I hope he learned a lesson! (＾□＾*)
Yeah, I learned again not to trust a crazy bitch named ticks.
haha im drunk and high
I'm in France. It's really beautiful.
I still have that job. Not sure why they aren't firing me.
It's almost 6 AM and I'm still awake. And I was going to go to bed early! (3 AM)
I have a job and everyday I wonder if I'm actually skilled enough to be doing it.
>>676
I know I'm better than them at my job, but better than other people they could hire? No way. I only went to the interview because of how unlikely it was I could get the job.
I have a one-of-a-kind job and I'm fairly certain I'm the best in the world at it. However, no one cares because it's not a particularly valuable job. Anyone with half a brain could waltz in and figure it out, do a shitty half-assed job of it, and no one would give a single sideways fuck as long as it gets done before the deadline. It doesn't matter whether the best in the world does it or the worst in the world does it, as long as it gets done. All they care about is numbers on paper, and in this business quality doesn't get any numbers once it's above the "acceptable" line.
>>678
I think it's just too good to be true, I suppose.
I'm American, so the Fourth of July holiday is tomorrow. I've been working for about 15 years of my life now and I've never, ever gotten a paid holiday.
My boss came to me yesterday and said "Hey, you've got Thursday and Friday off -- and I'm paying you for it."
I dunno, I feel like I'm cheating. I love the job. I'm basically a systems administrator and I do what I would normally do anyway: write bash scripts, make sure nothings breaking, and program a little.
But when does it end?
Egypt? Pff... We'll see. It might be fun to watch. Toppling Julia Gillard is still the best coup so far this year.
my mom bought me $150 sheos today
i got to episode 11 of LoGH with my dad and got to chapter 3 in my korean book
Say you have a sphere. Put a bunch of cones around it and twist them and drop the sphere on it and find the intersection in my butt. I'm not even getting homework credit for this crap.
>>685
That doesn't make sense!
First day of Ramadan. A little bit hungry but otherwise fine. I will endure!
So would 'shopping the eyes red on a bunch of touhou characters and starting a thread along the lines of "which touhou would you like to smoke with?" annoy /jp/? I should probably have asked before starting the 112th image.
Lol
I was only able to pinch out half a loaf this morning. My anus muscle chopped it in two before it was finished sliding out so now I'm walking around with a shit ball pressing against my prostate and it's very uncomfortable indeed.
OH! "Cloudability" is a brand name, not an actual thing. You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that.
We had another /jp/ off-kai yesterday. We went to two arcades, two cafes, and a bookstore. I tried to ask a barista out and she said "Aww, I have a boyfriend! But thank you so much! Aww!"
So let's say you've made a series of very poor and very expensive mistakes. You're standing on an atoll somewhere next to your very own atom bomb. You place your hand on it as the ubiquitous red LED timer counts to zero. Your last thoughts are likely: "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit."
When the timer hits zero, the bomb goes off. In a minute fraction of a second, your physical being is no more. It isn't quite blown apart yet by extreme heat or anything, but rather by the radiation burst that precedes all that. Every element of your being is simultaneously altered and you are killed in a very unique way. Your death is instantaneous and complete well before the rest of the bomb's dirty work burns up whatever your corpse has become.
Can you be killed so fast that a thought is lost in transit? It may never reach its intended destination, and that doesn't particularly matter. It is thought, it is an electrical impulse, and it exists for the briefest of moments free of what's left of you. Is this an afterlife, however brief?
I wonder how many things we've lost the language to express.
If you really need to get out of doing something for the alumni association, nothing does the trick better than saying lots of positive things about Chairman Mao.
Please note this advice will probably not work in China.
We are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Adolfina Hitler Lang.
Q:How many monitors do a normal/average person need?
A:GJB ORPNHFR ZBFG CRBCYR UNIR BAYL GJB RLRF, RKPRCG VS LBH
NER N CVENGR BS GUR FRIRA FRNF.
Fucking local paper won't run the birth announcement. Must be run by JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (breath) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSS
I got back from a party about twenty minutes ago. There was drama and fighting towards the end but I made some new friends! I'm currently coming off some molly and smoking weed because fuck the police (and because I need sleep).
So this long e-mail you sent me that droned on about the importance of the attached document DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE SAID DOCUMENT ATTACHED. We all wasted our time reading this useless message. Thanks, dude.
Which gets me thinking. So why is it that one of the core concepts of e-mail is that fuck-ups live forever? Granted there are systems that do this (and also granted anyone who made such a mistake would never actually use this feature), why is there no universal concept of "unsend" in the standards controlling e-mail?
I think I pissed Google off... Glauchan doesn't show up for any of my keywords after I tried my hand at basic SEO. I didn't even do anything shady either. Just the basic stuff ;_; Maybe it'll clear up in a few days. I just think I should be better at this, considering I work for a company that specializes in SEO...
>>703
If you're willing to sell your soul to them, Webmaster Tools will probably tell you why you're getting shitlisted.
https://support.google.com/webmasters/answer/2604824
Hoppin' on down to Mexico this weekend to get some breast implants. Not for me, mind you, but instead for whichever of my traveling companions happens to pass out first.
I'm on the road, leeching wifi.
I get Ben Affleck and Ben Stiller confused. I hope this explains why I brushed off the casting choice as a transparent publicity stunt designed to piss off fanboys and generate buzz.
>>708 My friends were making fun of me for confusing Ben Affleck and Ben Stiller the other day. Maybe we should start a club.
U.F.C.B.A.B.S.
Union For Confusing Ben Affleck/Ben Stiller
The best part about the name is that people might confuse us for "UFC Babes."
I'll show you 'technically impossible' IN YOUR BUTT!
But firstly, who the fuck is Hannah Montana? Can you provide a visual example? Please do so in a form I can understand, say a pornographic parody.
According to all these spam messages, I need "organic SEO" and Facebook friends. I need these things twice a day at least.
Also they're offering "cheap facebook friends." What kind of people are professional facebook friends? And then to be the CHEAP ones? I'm just picturing obviously homeless people. Their profile (or whatever the fuck it is on Facebook) picture is just a mugshot or a capture from a security camera at a bus station. Do they have all their social media covered? Are they on LinkedIn?
Crazy Steve
Purchaser of alcohol for high-school kids
Veteran's Park across from the liquor store
Current: Anti-agism activist.
Past: Incarcerated, drifter.
Education: G.E.D., County Jail.
Today I bathed my dick in a tumbler of milk after accidentally touching it with hands that had just handled a mysterious hot pepper.
I have no idea what kind of pepper it was. I found it growing in my dad's garden, which I'm taking care of while he's away. It looked and smelled like a miniature red bell pepper. Touching a slice of it to my tongue produced a very powerful tingle. I was changing clothes a little later and I must have subconsciously adjusted my junk into my fresh underwear. As for the sensation in my dick, at first it felt like that "tingly warmth" personal lubricant, but the sensation slowly crescendoed into a real burning sensation, so I hurriedly (but casually, as my mother was in the kitchen) poured myself a glass of milk, then retreated to the nether regions of the house to nurse my burning pride. No, I didn't drink the milk.
Q:What is high quality food?
A:Tvenssrf, orpnhfr gurl ner uvtu.
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>The $52.6 billion intelligence budget described by the Post discloses that the NSA's portion was $10.5 billion
>The F-35 Joint Strike Fighter is the costliest weapons program in U.S. history. The Pentagon estimates it will cost $392 billion to develop and build 2,443 of the new jets for use by the U.S. Air Force, Navy and Marine Corps.
> Air Force struck a compromise in November 2003, whereby it would purchase 80 KC-767 aircraft and lease 20 more. The cost per aircraft is $250.2M.
>NASA said the total cost of the twin Voyager missions has been $988 million dollars, including launch, mission operations and the spacecraft's nuclear batteries.
I look up to 0037. In fact, when I was a kid, I think I remembered his name-- but that was before I had the internet, probably before he even used it.
Spooky!
>>719
You should look up to Tim Tebow because he wins football because Jesus
>>721
just becuse you have not meet jesus dose not mean he is not real.
Are you real, I dont think so, becuse I have never meet you!(I am not
stupid, I am just ironic, just so you know(I thougth you would not get
it, so I am telling you know)). What you just say was like to say that
Adolf Hilter was not real becuse you read it in a book. You just believe
in stupid conspiracies that there is a world secret goverment that is to
screw up humanity and write lies in books. You are just stupid and a
attention hore, I don't understand why you posted as Anonymous, I
think you have better luck with a Name what you want to accomplis with,
better jet! Go back to facebook.
Bible has history just as any other history book. Events that took place
on this very earth that you stand on, the bildings around you
are a testament that history is real and not that you live in a
matrix.
What dose it make less worthy of intelegent property to understand and
take in as the natrual human ant that you are?
I would have been a very rich man if that autopen hadn't malfunctioned. Now all of my counterfeit Satchel Paige memorabilia is signed by John Wilkes Boothe.
>In Flint, for example, there were 63 killings — a staggering number when you consider Flint's population is 101,632 — "meaning 1 in every 1,613 city residents were homicide victims." In Detroit, where 386 killings occurred in 2012, 1 in 1,832 were homicide victims.
"Seriously, I'll blow you for a bus ticket out of Flint. I'll blow you in front of everyone here. It won't be the worst thing the people in this bus station have seen since they got up this morning! Not that they got up THIS morning. That guy got up four days ago and has been smoking crack ever since! Look, he fucking nodded! He knows it. He's PROUD of it! He's smoking crack right now. In public. Come on dude, let me blow you! I have to get out of here, man!"
My first campaign promise is a simple one: that an entire free broadcast television channel shall be created, with nationwide coverage. Its sole content shall be the Koch brothers performing ass-to-ass, around the clock, for your entertainment!
I read something in a currently defunct magazine a few years ago, and by God I'm going to live by that.
Today I learned some Japanese Vocab. Now I'm uncertain wether I should watch some anime, play some games or lurk...
Considering pretending to be a self harming girl on twitter for attention
Trying to weigh up the pros and cons
An evil genie might turn me into a teenage girl with bpd to teach me a lesson
>>730
Well, I mean I guess we have to weigh the odds of... you're going to do it, aren't you? That's awesome. Good luck!
Someone said once that the source of all humor is cruelty. I'm sure they were important. And didn't die at my hands in a japanese schoolgirl outfit begging for their lives.
>>737
You suck Adolf Hitler's flaccid cock. And you cry while you're doing it. You continue only because his kind words and smile motivate you, despite every natural urge of your body and soul. Those words include "Jews", "Bolshevists", and "Osterreich", four times each in only two sentences. His words make little sense and he shakes with an awful combination of a strict vegetarian diet, Parkinson's disease, and amphetamine addiction. Yet you suck. He can't get it up. He never could. Yet, you keep sucking. You just can't help yourself, you worthless Jewish Bolshevist. Go on. Just a little longer.
>>738
If you know anything about Hitler as I assume you don't, he was a furry. So I think you are totally wrong in your facts. Next time before posting, please read some facts.
FACTS:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism
As you say it, I don't want to suck his dick. It seems because of that he wants me to suck his dick. Making this retarded because he was not gay(from what we know).
"And you cry while you're doing it" - I will take this as I cry of pain, negative, as I don't want to do it.
"continue only because his kind words and smile motivate you" - I am forced, not because I want to do it with "My free will"
Really in the end you are talking against your self. Your words make little sense, you worthless world2ch troll
Who the hell do you think you're talking to, huh?!?
>>737
you should probably say "back to twitter!" or "back to tohno!" or "back to pinkcupid!" next time bub
>>741
My choice was for Facebook was because of statistics.
FACTS:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_popular_websites - Facebook top, 2nd Google
http://www.ebizmba.com/articles/most-popular-websites - Google top, 2nd Facebook
http://www.alexa.com/topsites - Google top, 2nd Facebook
Note:Obvious that Facebook and Google are on the tops.
Facebook is a social site, in comparison to Google as search engine. So I take Facebook.
Because Facebook is the most used site on the internet, I took it because it was most % that this namefag would be going of all the other internet sites to this site. Get on my lvl Anon(But I understand this is bait and you are just a troll, I am not stupid you know). As I personal don't have any other clue to what this personal background is and I will not try to find out it ether, because I don't have the respect for that, to it.
NOTEonFACTS:I think Wikipedia is a good source of information for this and strongly is not wrong facts. For the two other sites I don't know, but they are more similar result, I think this is good statistic.
>>742
Wow thta is real cool and interesting information. THank you for sharing it.
>>743
No problem sister. I am always glad to inform intellectual facts to the less fortunate people of my society.