What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Jesus christ is fake and this website it full of niggers
I went to the eye doctor's today. My pupils are giant.
The newspaper in town reported that I had passed away yesterday.
My girlfriend is in the hospital, and we'll have a good time together once she gets out.
Now I have made some smart real estate decisions in my time and this is your chance to make one too. This is something I was going to just keep to myself and move on immediately, but I like you guys a lot:
>1 acre West edge of Royal Gardens subdivision. THE OTHER side from the 2012 lava flow. 2011 flow did not touch my area either.
He dodged two bullets in two years. That means it's gotta be safe for the foreseeable future! And he only wants $10,000 or a motorcycle for it!
But seriously, fuck that. I want land in imminent danger, not something that's going to continue to get lucky like that. My plan is to build a warehouse there and run a document storage company specifically for shady corporations looking to rid themselves of uncomfortable recent history. Companies may be obligated to retain records for so long, but there's no reason why they can't contract out this work to SUPER LEGIT STORAGE INC. OF PAHOA, HI for an exorbitant fee...
I have seen this ad for this video game in front of every youtube video I've watched for the past week. I watch a lot of youtube videos. I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE GAME.
Effective marketing right there...
Everything mankind has endured: progress, death, hope. Has been leading us to one final destination...
It's called Dead Space 3. Good thing I wrote it down. Here.
I don't own a console. So is it on PC? No way to tell.
Effective.
Just finished my copy of 4chan Pass. I'm surprised I actually figured it all out. Its amazing what programming can do for your self esteem. http://www.glauchan.org/pass/
I got fed through a feeding tube because I am unable to eat. It was kind of degrading though no doubt my own fault.
die
wave those bandaged wrists in the air
I just got made fun of on iiichan. I'm not very happy about it.
He compared me to jkid ;_;
My girlfriend ticks!
My robotics club!
My psychologist sessions!
My drug dealing experiences!
that concludes this day's journal entry.
tokiko hates me!
This is not new!
I hate you all.
This is not new either.
I hate you the most.
I was really bored so I tried getting all of these textboard/obscure imageboard celebrities straight.
It was a terrible idea and I regret it tremendously.
what
what
-!- Airskadt changed the topic of #world2ch to: #world2ch - Mentally enabled funhouse
This shift is taking much too long. I should be reviewing my school work for my test tonight but I'm much happier on world2ch.
I'm so fucking hungry
>I'm not kidding when I say you'd probably be better off asking 4chan for life advice than E/N. 4chan will likely just tell you to kill yourself, E/N will try to make you live a long life of self-hatred and misery.
I made a twitter account just now but i don't know what to do with it
I tidied up my room and played in the snow today. Now I'm listening to music and being sad because my life isn't going anywhere.
I'm full of weird depression and I hope I can get out of it soon.
"I'll see what I can do" is usually code for "you're about to make a terrible mistake and should have consulted a real expert."
Just noticed that JKid was going to do a panel at Katsucon. Should I go there just to call him a nerd to his face y/n?
test
Currently on my internship hating everything and everyone
I should be out of the psychiatric hospital by Thursday or Friday! It'll be nice to get back home.
Sorry folks. I was seriously considering it, but I don't think it justifies breaking my lifelong streak of not having gone to an anime convention.
Dilaudid: Y/N? My sense of business leans towards yes...
h-hello
Also for a proper blog entry:
Got discharged from the mental hospital after a week and having to take a lot of pillz but otherwise feeling great. The meds are working well. I'm staying with my dad for a while before I take my flight back home to Montana. Mental illness isn't fun to suffer through, but hopefully I'm more likely to get SSI now that I have a History/Record/Diagnoses(plural).
The doctors weren't completely sure of what I had, so they marked me down for schizo, depression, bipolar, MPD, PTSD, and some others.
So what's everyone doing for Valentine's Day?
Oh, did you not want to be reminded that you're alone on Valentine's Day?
The Catholic church should sponsor a sports team or a stadium. "Catholic Field" just has a certain ring to it. How else will people know about their service if they don't advertise? Mormons are doing it...
>>494
Hanging out with my girlfriend for a few hours.
>>494
Catherine. I didn't have an intention to play it on Valentine's Day. It just sort of happened this way.
Amazon sends me an e-mail advertising a site called myhabit.com
I only clicked the link because I assumed it was going to be an online smoke/head shop...
Hospital is discharging me for 2 days as a sort of trial to see how well I manage at home before they (possibly) let me go later this month. Going to spend some much needed quality time with the waifu.
Today was a good day. But still kind of bad.
I hope tomorrow is good, without any bod.
My default document type by [[name]].
Students have to be enlightened on every topic, even those which make little sense to me and are clearly the work of the new world order, such as math, science, and the English language. I understand history though and especially all the confusion caused by the reptilian conspiracy against humanity. They’re everywhere you know. They’ve done everything to me personally from hiding my keys to replacing my essay on the philosophy of teaching with something my roommate wrote while drunk.
Teachers do so much to enlighten our world. For instance, teachers suspected of being witches and burned at the stake lit the town square of Utrecht for sixteen straight nights in the fall of 1659 and my third grade teacher glowed in the dark so much you could read by her glow. I wonder what ever happened to her. I read so much ancient knowledge off her warm glow. I just remember the last time I saw her was the night of that meteor shower and afterwards those strange tall men told me not to talk about her to anyone. No one else remembers that but me. I even had to go stay at the hospital because of what those doctors said to me in my memories about that teacher. And that’s why that teacher is my hero.
As a teacher I intend to enlighten children as well. Though I was previously swallowing a lot of radium so that I too would glow in the dark, I’ve since learned from all of my classes that I should never be alone in the dark with children. While I’m certainly of the opinion that exceptions should be made to this rule, such as astronomy, photography, and definitely astrology classes, I intend to bring as much light as possible to every classroom I enter. To that end, I have secured a very nice head lamp which I intend to wear at all times so that I will never be alone in the dark with a student. I have taken classes on this subject from the church and believe you me, those priests know all the technicalities. Those pigs will never catch me, let me tell you.
Anymore I am personally shocked and appalled by the lack of education among the masses. There is in fact an almost violent opposition to learning anything. For instance I was dragged out of a restaurant by security just for telling Woody Allen to tell "his people" to stop using their underground black hole generators to trigger earthquakes in Japan. I asked him very nicely if just a little too loudly and repetitively for the sheeple. I think he heard me though because there haven’t been any earthquakes since. He’s a very nice man.
I am going to teach the shit out of children. I’ll wait parked across the street with their homework in my hand at three in the morning in my awesome orange with a big eagle on the hood Trans-Am that I saw in the EasyAd for only seventeen hundred dollars. I’ll make sure those little bastards learn all that good stuff for my fat teacher’s check. Fuck yeah. See mom, with this job I can still go work at that fishing plant every summer. She makes me do it because my dad died there. It’s bullshit, I know but she thinks if I die there it means my youngest brother is the antichrist. It’s weird I know, but we’re Catholic.
I forgot baby. What? Yeah, I know. No, it’s cool, I’ll get it. What? No, hold on, let me turn off the computer. Dragon Speakeasy is on, that’s why. It’s not cheating. Hold on. I can too read. Prove it. Like you can. Hold on. Damn.
OK. And then I’m going to get some bitching display boards and stuff about like smoking and VD. I’m going to totally teach all those girls about the herpes like that bitch Leslie-Ann gave me when were doing Space Camp in ‘99. Bitches are gonna learn all about my Prozac bills, too. I’m going to teach them so hard they remember who’s on mount Rushmore. I don’t remember either but you guys know, right? There’s a lot of guys on that thing! Delete. Ok that looks right. Delete! That’s the right number of words. Delete!
And that is why I want to be a teacher.
Looked at room rent prices around here and dreamed. I need a job.
I had a nice weekend out of the hospital (I've been in there about a month and a half now) though I have to go back tonight. I got to see my kitties and my girlfriend for 3 days straight, all whom I missed a lot! We spent some time together at home the first night. Went out to a bar with some friends after and got a little done in and had a good time. Played her guitar and made pointless drone and even though I couldn't hear it...it was nice to play an instrument - it's relaxing. Much needed.
Last night I went out for dinner with another friend and managed to eat a bunch. Relaxed home alone and worked on an essay about idealism I started earlier in the week, until my girlfriend got home at 9. Later on, Archduke somehow had this idea we were still a couple and broke up with me on Twitter (weird???) but it was awkward because I didn't know he thought I was his girlfriend still (I think I told him like 2 weeks ago we were just friends at best). Oh well. What a relief!
Now I'm just wasting time until I return to the hospital, putting together a mobile version of www.cerealexperiments.com for no reason (it's pretty functional on Android without, but whatever).
OH, I get it now. The pope just did that to one-up Queen Beatrix.
Presenting the all-new Sony Facebook Machine, only $599.99!* Available online and in stores just in time for the decline of Facebook!
I have a date this weekend with a girl I met at the store!
Please note that >>510 is not only schizophrenic, but also suffers from multiple personality disorder. Take what she has to say regarding her life with a bit of salt. She has about 8 different personalities and all of them have different thoughts towards me. "I had no idea we broke up!" she told me the last time to be her boyfriend.
My father woke me up at 8, even though I only have to wake up a few hours later and I have an alarm and he know it. Rude.
>Take what she has to say regarding her life with a bit of salt.
Really? But I thought I was supposed to trust everything I read online!
Please note that >>513 is Tokiko. Take what he has to say regarding his life with a bit of salt.
>>509
Same here. I'll always fantasize about how cool it'd be to be on my own and have a job and be a (relatively) productive member of society. Someday...Hopefully.
Today was alright. I read articles on video games (including a review of every single FF game ever). And I played some video games - Breath of Fire 3 and the original Silent Hill. BoF3 is pretty fun, but it's kind of tedious. I like Teppo, though. Silent Hill is Silent Hill. Shit gets rusty, every lock is broken. That was my day, pretty much. Boring. Tomorrow will be the same. It's a bummer, but hey, I can't do anything about it right this moment, so I'm not going to complain.
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I had a lazy day today. Most productive thing I did was mail a letter. Rest of the day I spent laying around reading about post-structuralism and looking for empty warehouse space to possibly rent. In the evening my good friend Sophie showed up to return my Schopenhauer. She loved it and wanted more to read, so I'm going to lend her some Kant or something. After that my girlfriend showed up and we had dinner together, which was real nice.
Fun fact: Over the span of 57 years, every square inch of every surface in Disneyland has been vomited on by a sick child at least once.
This fun fact brought to you by Purell(TM).
On satellite radio, they have these channels: 60s on 6, 70s on 7, 80s on 8, etc. I crashed that rental before I got out of the parking lot, so I never found out for sure, but I assume the trend continues. That means they'll launch a 2020s on 12 on new year's day, 2020. Midnight, the first of January 2020, is the best time to release your album. See, you'll be the only music from the 2020s so they'll be forced to play it.
This is a brilliant plan and I'm going to put a business method patent on it. Do not copy plz.
i got a thing
A year or so ago, my mother gave me this photograph. It's me and my cousin. We're small children at this point. Maybe five? I don't know. So like, we're sitting on this... this thing. If I were forced to describe it, I would say it's "a crude representation of a motorcycle constructed from logs made to appear to be towing an equally crude representation of a travel trailer made of bright blue stucco."
We couldn't remember where/when the hell this ever happened. I showed it to my cousin and we agreed it must be in Arizona: the ground is red, the sky is wide open and clear blue, things are rocky and scrubby. We did have an aunt in Arizona and it was summer, so we were probably out there visiting her. That's all we could gather about it and marked it "Arizona 1986?"
Today I check http://www.nndb.com/ because I'm bored. There's an article about the ruins of a huge once-Rothschild-owned estate in France. It's moderately interesting... but among the links to other articles is this:
I know for sure when I see this towards the bottom: http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthigh/2379433022/
Mother fucker. That's it. Like I said: "a crude representation of a motorcycle constructed from logs made to appear to be towing an equally crude representation of a travel trailer made of bright blue stucco." Well now we know for sure: WILLIAMS, Arizona 1986?
Today I awoke, attended school, worked, lusted, ate, defecated, read, wrote, thought, spoke, among other things. All in all a pretty normal day. I will now go to sleep.
I got a tobacco pipe! It tastes good.
I like being mean on the internet and no one can stop me.
I hung out with a /jp/er last night. He showed up at my dad's at 11pm and we went to the arcade until 1 or 2. He was 26 years old and super cool. He kicked my ass in DDR but I got him back in Pacman and some shooting game.
I read, studied, and drank tea.
>>533
What the hell is a "/jp/er"?
I am an aspiring child actor. With a little CG, my height, bald spot, tattoos, and smoker's cough should be easily edited out. I've waited twenty years to play Tom Hanks' precocious nine year-old son...
oops. age.
This parchment dates to the reign of Henry IV--or H-I-V as I like to call him...
It's the sport of gentlemen; savage, awful gentlemen.
Cuba beat China 12-0 in the World Baseball Classic. International baseball is much like the professional baseball we're used to except they don't show it on TV. Or write reports about it. Also, if anyone were paying attention to this, there's a great joke in China's aptitude at manufacturing everything but runs.
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
[snip]This ended 3days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $3.5Million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.
(Cool story...)
[snip]ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2016...
($3,500,000/$5,000 = 700 days to withdraw all of this money. What a fucking hassle)
The return e-mail address following the "claim form" is the punchline: agentsmith_williams@yahoo.com.ph
Feminist shock forces are gunning for Airskadt. It's p. funny to watch.
sometimes i wonder if my parents only had me ironically
^^ shit's brilliant.
Well, most of the value in this property is tied up in the meth lab...
>Alice little three members in the ass , it takes a three- dildos, while the fourth is attached another leather.
I see...