What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
tomorrow is sunday
#themoreuknow
>>413
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My visions blurring, my focus is tuning in and out and I feel slightly nauseous.
I believe that this may have something to do with those binaural beats I listened to an hour or so ago. Who knows... maybe I have epilepsy? I hope I don't. I'd like to be able to play around with hallucinogenic drugs and I'd be afraid to do that if I was at risk of having a seizure. :|
This new alternative console nonsense should give us a new high water mark in open software's endless vapor trail. We've been waiting for a real alternative to Windows for a decade and it hasn't happened. There hasn't even been an Office killer of any note yet. When it comes to the PC, there's just no getting around Microsoft. For all it's flaws, Windows/Office is just too good (except Windows 8, which sucks balls).
Having half-assed their way to the lower end of the single digits of the desktop market, the open software people feel that the console market is just itching for a series of inferior also-rans. Ouya is going to crash and burn. You heard it here first. They will in no way be able to market a product with their specs at their projected retail price. Oh, they can have a buggy-as-shit and poorly-built product at that price. You can bet that's the decision they'll make, having already made plenty of unscrupulous decisions in the arduous march from empty concept to vapor.
In what way will this compete with Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo? Do they have enough money to market it in the least? Do they even have enough money to rent storage lockers for all the defective units that will be returned to them? What about simple things like shipping? Are these people ready to actually sell anything at all? I'm sick of hearing buzz. There should be some skepticism. The products of big names often fail and who the hell are these people?
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
>We've been waiting for a real alternative to Windows for a decade and it hasn't happened.
Because you can't make an alternative to an OS that has been around since 85 in a few years, that's stupid.
>>419
So your excuse is "we can never catch up." This will always be true. By this logic, it can never happen. So why bother trying?
>>419
The latest office was complete shit.
More and more budget laptops are running GNU/Linux, Android leads the mobile phone market and dev scene, micro-PCs such as the Raspberry Pi are starting to flood the marketplace, and there is literally no competition in the server market. 2013 will be the year of Linux on the desktop.
In other news, my latest electric bill was $160. This winter was cold and my apartment is poorly insulated. On top of my hospital bills for this month ($500), medicine costs ($200), and food ($80), I barely have any money to put into my Sakuracon funds. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
>2013 will be the year of Linux on the desktop.
I will hold you to this.
>A non-profit organization starts a global search to find candidates willing to settle on the Red Planet... indefinitely
Part of this plan is that they intend to offset costs with a reality TV show. Given their 2023 launch date, will reality television still be a thing? Given what's happening in television at the moment, there's just no telling. However, we can be certain that there is no way to edit footage consisting of a 2,090 hour static shot of frozen corpses into anything the least bit interesting.
But we can try. Can Bob Saget present it? Can we add in goofy sound effects? I'm thinking some sort of long-haul all-night infomercial: we'll dress them in Old Navy clothing in post production. They can be a platform on which to display all that cheap jewelry they sell all night long. Maybe go minimalist. It will just be like the Yule Log: but instead cold blue faces staring emptily ahead as a constant reminder of man's folly.
Took two hits of acid and then went on the radio show. The head space was crazy. My mind felt clear as fuck but it was really damn hard to talk on it.
When Bruce Willis is completely geriatric, they'll make a movie called Old Habits DIE HARD.
It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be sad.
Once upon a time, the daughter of Sir Edmund Hillary spoke to a group of Scottish youth. Apparently the point of her speaking was to be uplifting or some such nonsense. Instead, she claimed that every Scotsman was drunk and fighting all the time. Those in attendance pointed out her error: those Scotsmen in attendance at least were all peaceful and sober while listening to this woman insult them. Eventually it was revealed in the course of questioning that this woman's experience in Scotland consisted of the hours prior to her speaking engagement and little else. Furthermore it was determined by those present that since she was not Edmund Hillary himself nor had she climbed Mount Everest, or really any mountain of note, that anything she had to say was of little value. Having lost all goodwill with the crowd, she attempted to prove her point by climbing up the side of a castle...
This story was related to me by a drunken Scotsman after a brief fistfight...
I haven't posted here in weeks. Place feels dead without me.
>>430
I was thinking the same thing.
Went to this former meth addict's house yesterday night and all of us drank like three 40oz alcohols. Listened to Death Grips and played Minecraft. Then I snuggled with my bro on this big bean bag when we were baked out of our minds.
Cigarettes help my cough apparently, which is a bad thing since I'm doing my best to not smoke much lately. Oh well.
I got let out of the nut house for the night. Drank some gin, went out for dinner. Got a bunch of books to read; some of the Theory and History of Literature collection + a fantasy novel a friend suggested. Back at the nut house.
Why is FizzBuzz supposed to be hard?
The airman's e-mail often used the words "dang", "shoot" (not in the context of shooting anything), and "darn", sometimes more than once. In addition, several pictures of women showing an inappropriate amount of wrist and at least one picture of a woman in a short-sleeved shirt were found in the course of our investigation.
We have sent an additional notification e-mail to you in case your personal obscenity filters caught the words short-sleeved, wrist, or darn. We apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Did a bunch of server management via the command line today. I'm getting pretty decent at sql related stuff.
>Thomas Kinkade: 33 Best Loved Hymns
>The popular work of artist Thomas Kinkade serves as the backdrop for 33 time-honored hymns, lovingly performed by the Joslin Grove Choral Society. Tracks include "Amazing Grace," "Rock of Ages," "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God,"...
This is a DVD. You watch it. On your television set. Someone made this. Someone spent time acquiring the rights for artwork. Someone paid singers and musicians. They paid someone to mix the whole thing together and put it on DVD. They did all this knowing that somehow someone would buy it. I'm sorry, I'm just having a really hard time accepting this as fact.
You can get this from Netflix. What the fuck...
So is luar pronounced "loo-are" or "l'war"? Or is it not supposed to be spoken as a word at all?
I knew a girl who claimed to be the first one to pronounce lol as "loll" instead of the then-popular pronunciation of "el-oh-el." She got pissed off when people "stole" her idea. That's fucking stupid. What the did I see in that? I mean, aside from tits...
I finally did some work on my clone of 4chan pass. It's coming together surprisingly quickly considering I still have very little experience with this type of thing.
Teaching students that every major turning point in history is the work of the reptilian conspiracy has dramatically increased their academic performance. With nearly every student passing my course, it's clear that when students know the truth the answer is always close at hand:
What was the principal cause of the Civil War?
a) Economic inequality between Northern and Southern states
b) The issue of slavery
c) Both a & b
d) THE REPTILIAN CONSPIRACY
The obvious solution to teaching any subject is to ingrain students with the truth:
A rectangle is twice as long as it is wide. The perimeter is 180 meters. What is the area of the rectangle?
a) 2,025 square meters
b) 32,400 square meters
c) 4,050 square meters
d) THE AREA OF ANY SPACE WILL BEND TO THE NEEDS OF THE REPTILIAN CONSPIRACY
Jesus christ is fake and this website it full of niggers
I went to the eye doctor's today. My pupils are giant.
The newspaper in town reported that I had passed away yesterday.
My girlfriend is in the hospital, and we'll have a good time together once she gets out.
Now I have made some smart real estate decisions in my time and this is your chance to make one too. This is something I was going to just keep to myself and move on immediately, but I like you guys a lot:
>1 acre West edge of Royal Gardens subdivision. THE OTHER side from the 2012 lava flow. 2011 flow did not touch my area either.
He dodged two bullets in two years. That means it's gotta be safe for the foreseeable future! And he only wants $10,000 or a motorcycle for it!
But seriously, fuck that. I want land in imminent danger, not something that's going to continue to get lucky like that. My plan is to build a warehouse there and run a document storage company specifically for shady corporations looking to rid themselves of uncomfortable recent history. Companies may be obligated to retain records for so long, but there's no reason why they can't contract out this work to SUPER LEGIT STORAGE INC. OF PAHOA, HI for an exorbitant fee...
I have seen this ad for this video game in front of every youtube video I've watched for the past week. I watch a lot of youtube videos. I DON'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE GAME.
Effective marketing right there...
Everything mankind has endured: progress, death, hope. Has been leading us to one final destination...
It's called Dead Space 3. Good thing I wrote it down. Here.
I don't own a console. So is it on PC? No way to tell.
Effective.
Just finished my copy of 4chan Pass. I'm surprised I actually figured it all out. Its amazing what programming can do for your self esteem. http://www.glauchan.org/pass/
I got fed through a feeding tube because I am unable to eat. It was kind of degrading though no doubt my own fault.
die
wave those bandaged wrists in the air
I just got made fun of on iiichan. I'm not very happy about it.
He compared me to jkid ;_;
My girlfriend ticks!
My robotics club!
My psychologist sessions!
My drug dealing experiences!
that concludes this day's journal entry.
tokiko hates me!
This is not new!
I hate you all.
This is not new either.
I hate you the most.
I was really bored so I tried getting all of these textboard/obscure imageboard celebrities straight.
It was a terrible idea and I regret it tremendously.
what
what
-!- Airskadt changed the topic of #world2ch to: #world2ch - Mentally enabled funhouse
This shift is taking much too long. I should be reviewing my school work for my test tonight but I'm much happier on world2ch.
I'm so fucking hungry
>I'm not kidding when I say you'd probably be better off asking 4chan for life advice than E/N. 4chan will likely just tell you to kill yourself, E/N will try to make you live a long life of self-hatred and misery.
I made a twitter account just now but i don't know what to do with it
I tidied up my room and played in the snow today. Now I'm listening to music and being sad because my life isn't going anywhere.
I'm full of weird depression and I hope I can get out of it soon.
"I'll see what I can do" is usually code for "you're about to make a terrible mistake and should have consulted a real expert."
Just noticed that JKid was going to do a panel at Katsucon. Should I go there just to call him a nerd to his face y/n?
test
Currently on my internship hating everything and everyone
I should be out of the psychiatric hospital by Thursday or Friday! It'll be nice to get back home.
Sorry folks. I was seriously considering it, but I don't think it justifies breaking my lifelong streak of not having gone to an anime convention.
Dilaudid: Y/N? My sense of business leans towards yes...
h-hello
Also for a proper blog entry:
Got discharged from the mental hospital after a week and having to take a lot of pillz but otherwise feeling great. The meds are working well. I'm staying with my dad for a while before I take my flight back home to Montana. Mental illness isn't fun to suffer through, but hopefully I'm more likely to get SSI now that I have a History/Record/Diagnoses(plural).
The doctors weren't completely sure of what I had, so they marked me down for schizo, depression, bipolar, MPD, PTSD, and some others.
So what's everyone doing for Valentine's Day?
Oh, did you not want to be reminded that you're alone on Valentine's Day?
The Catholic church should sponsor a sports team or a stadium. "Catholic Field" just has a certain ring to it. How else will people know about their service if they don't advertise? Mormons are doing it...
>>494
Hanging out with my girlfriend for a few hours.
>>494
Catherine. I didn't have an intention to play it on Valentine's Day. It just sort of happened this way.
Amazon sends me an e-mail advertising a site called myhabit.com
I only clicked the link because I assumed it was going to be an online smoke/head shop...
Hospital is discharging me for 2 days as a sort of trial to see how well I manage at home before they (possibly) let me go later this month. Going to spend some much needed quality time with the waifu.
Today was a good day. But still kind of bad.
I hope tomorrow is good, without any bod.
My default document type by [[name]].
Students have to be enlightened on every topic, even those which make little sense to me and are clearly the work of the new world order, such as math, science, and the English language. I understand history though and especially all the confusion caused by the reptilian conspiracy against humanity. They’re everywhere you know. They’ve done everything to me personally from hiding my keys to replacing my essay on the philosophy of teaching with something my roommate wrote while drunk.
Teachers do so much to enlighten our world. For instance, teachers suspected of being witches and burned at the stake lit the town square of Utrecht for sixteen straight nights in the fall of 1659 and my third grade teacher glowed in the dark so much you could read by her glow. I wonder what ever happened to her. I read so much ancient knowledge off her warm glow. I just remember the last time I saw her was the night of that meteor shower and afterwards those strange tall men told me not to talk about her to anyone. No one else remembers that but me. I even had to go stay at the hospital because of what those doctors said to me in my memories about that teacher. And that’s why that teacher is my hero.
As a teacher I intend to enlighten children as well. Though I was previously swallowing a lot of radium so that I too would glow in the dark, I’ve since learned from all of my classes that I should never be alone in the dark with children. While I’m certainly of the opinion that exceptions should be made to this rule, such as astronomy, photography, and definitely astrology classes, I intend to bring as much light as possible to every classroom I enter. To that end, I have secured a very nice head lamp which I intend to wear at all times so that I will never be alone in the dark with a student. I have taken classes on this subject from the church and believe you me, those priests know all the technicalities. Those pigs will never catch me, let me tell you.
Anymore I am personally shocked and appalled by the lack of education among the masses. There is in fact an almost violent opposition to learning anything. For instance I was dragged out of a restaurant by security just for telling Woody Allen to tell "his people" to stop using their underground black hole generators to trigger earthquakes in Japan. I asked him very nicely if just a little too loudly and repetitively for the sheeple. I think he heard me though because there haven’t been any earthquakes since. He’s a very nice man.
I am going to teach the shit out of children. I’ll wait parked across the street with their homework in my hand at three in the morning in my awesome orange with a big eagle on the hood Trans-Am that I saw in the EasyAd for only seventeen hundred dollars. I’ll make sure those little bastards learn all that good stuff for my fat teacher’s check. Fuck yeah. See mom, with this job I can still go work at that fishing plant every summer. She makes me do it because my dad died there. It’s bullshit, I know but she thinks if I die there it means my youngest brother is the antichrist. It’s weird I know, but we’re Catholic.
I forgot baby. What? Yeah, I know. No, it’s cool, I’ll get it. What? No, hold on, let me turn off the computer. Dragon Speakeasy is on, that’s why. It’s not cheating. Hold on. I can too read. Prove it. Like you can. Hold on. Damn.
OK. And then I’m going to get some bitching display boards and stuff about like smoking and VD. I’m going to totally teach all those girls about the herpes like that bitch Leslie-Ann gave me when were doing Space Camp in ‘99. Bitches are gonna learn all about my Prozac bills, too. I’m going to teach them so hard they remember who’s on mount Rushmore. I don’t remember either but you guys know, right? There’s a lot of guys on that thing! Delete. Ok that looks right. Delete! That’s the right number of words. Delete!
And that is why I want to be a teacher.
Looked at room rent prices around here and dreamed. I need a job.