There are threads on 4chan/the Internet in general which claim that the Colorado movie theater shooter is some sort of "false flag operation." Hold on, to put it in the proper conspiracy nut format, allow me to put that in all-caps: FALSE FLAG OPERATION.

You've got to be shitting me. It was just some crazy guy. Why not apply insane conspiracy theories to everything every crazy person does? What could that woman with fourteen cats be up to? DEVELOPING WEAPONIZED TOXOPLASMOSIS FOR THE ZIONIST PLOT AGAINST CHRISTIAN AMERICA. Guy yelling at cars all day? CIA OPERATIVE DISTRACTING YOU FROM FLOURIDATED WATER/UFOS.

Seriously, what the fuck.