What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
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The wolf from Nu Pogodi is doing ads for Symbicort in his old age.
We are taking applications for well-qualified eunuchs to continue operations once every male in our organization has been fired for allegations of sexual harassment.
>Anime cult or 4chan prank? Unravelling the mystery of systemspace.
And it starts with:
>If you or someone you know is considering suicide, help is available. Call 1-800-273-8255 to speak with someone now or text START to 741741 to message with the Crisis Text Line.
for maximum lol
The more I think about it, the more I realize that basically every online phenomena of the past 10+ years has been a joke/prank on 4chan that has spiraled out of control. Is this next?
>>570
what do you mean with this:"Is this next?"
w2ch was never about anime and SA rape tentical forum was about anime ... once the two merged, we got a BBS with image that was about obscure subcultures, and not 100% about anime ... it is not my fault that anime faggots from US that went to w2ch. w2ch was not for anime faggots to begin with. So you post is 50% wrong !
Tell your kids the sky is red because Santa is angry with them.
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Even here all the leddit, Kikes , and shareblue are shilling harder than ever.
I was suicidal on August 21 so I looked directly into the sun and now my vision is worse, especially in the dark, and I already had hearing problems. Also I don't have a girlfriend and I'm having a hard time figuring out how to code this game.
I don't get it. How was looking into the sun supposed to kill you?
A while back, I asked for advice on how to drink successfully. I took your advice to heart and proceeded on my drinking journey. I am happy to say that I've now gotten a good amount of experience drinking, and can now hold my own among the boys. I will admit that I haven't had the opportunity to suck their dicks yet though, and I haven't let them near my ass for fear of injuring them with the glass I keep in it.
It was less a death threat and more an open invitation to suicide.
my head hurts
my head always hurts
merry christmas
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Being the whitest black man is way less embarrassing than being the blackest white man.
Holidays are over. GET BACK TO WORK.
I would but I don't have any!
Vice News did a thing on the suicide forest and no one was outraged. It even showed bodies. Some youtube guy does a thing on the suicide forest and people are suddenly outraged. Granted the Vice take on it was somber and serious. I don't know about this youtube guy and I don't really care.
Why was this a big deal for about twenty minutes a few days ago?
>>603
I forget. His name is Jared Leto or something.
>>602
>>603
>>604
his name was lo8gan pa8ul.
I think he has a bad personality. But I think my opinion on his personality is most likely wrong. He is defensively(and his brother jak9e pa9ul) are not stupid. They know what they are doing, they know that there audience like theme being ignorance. It is not just there audience that like theme being ignorant, they theme self most likely like being ignorant. Until, if one day, there ignorance bit theme in there ass. It if fun to see people who are different from you, there audience are the opposite of theme. Jake and Logan pa0ul would not watch there own videos, the people who would watch there videos are the people lo9gan and pa9ul would not also watch, that is mulato nigger faggots losers.
There is nothing wrong what loga8n did, in mocking Japanes society, as the Japanes society has sunk in to deep degeneracy. And degeneracy must be mocked, as that is the only way to escape that kind of filth that will only give pain to humans. One would respect japan, if there existed something to respect in japan. But there dose not.
>>605
defensively->defenatliy->definitely
I hate auto correction.
i have bad english
Damn i Fucking hate being chinese. i wish i was Japanese instead........
>>608
plz leave w2ch community and do not come back.
Oh Elon Musk, when will you learn that nothing can "orbit" God's flat Earth?
discipline! discipline! discipline!
It was a form of entertainment unsuitable for human consumption. It would cause an infant to cry. A child would be bored by it. An adult would be insulted by it. The elderly will fake medical emergencies to walk out on it. Not just a couple old folks, but so many that it would be obvious by the sixth or seventh that they were faking it. You couldn't get people to watch this if you chained them to their seats. You'd be doing them a favor. Trying to get out of chains is incredibly entertaining compared to what you've shown me here today. Your show is less entertaining than imprisonment.
The point I'm trying to make is that this is unacceptable.
It's important that your characters constantly remind the audience of their motivations. I suggest something along the lines of: "Remember, I'm evil for no reason."
It took the decades-long torture of 13 kids to get meaningful oversight of homeschooling.
What can we get for 15 tortured?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/delta-apos-cracking-down-apos-202632052.html
>Delta Air Lines Inc. said Friday it will more thoroughly vet passengers’ efforts to fly with all manner of unusual animals, which often board U.S. airlines under the guise of psychological or medical support.
YES. OH FUCK YES. This is like straight-up pleasing on a sexual level to me. This is my number 18 or 19 first world problem I'd like to see addressed. How many bullshit yipping nervous lapdogs, obese beagles, nasty slobbering English bulldogs have I seen on flights even recently? And then some jackasses have the nerve to dress them in little "SERVICE ANIMAL" vests ordered off Amazon. To avoid paying a fee. You human garbage. I AM SO HAPPY right now I might even consider flying on Delta again.
Q: what blood type do gay people have?
A: gay people have the blood type: aids
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Don't be sexist and racist. Pick one or the other and do it well!
discipline! discipline! discipline!
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Cars have to be in a specific range of colors for self-driving cars to work effectively. So the price we have to pay for being driven out of work by machines is that we no longer get to choose the color of the car we can no longer afford.
The rest of the 21st century is going to be dumb as fuck, isn't it?
>stern, bowsprit, jib-boom, foremast, topgallantmast and yard
gonna get into sailing just for the fun words
The internet suddenly thinks I own a horse.
I feared it would take longer than that for people to remember not to eat detergent, but it still took a little bit longer than I hoped.
At least we didn't get to the point of lame musical presentations at school assemblies about this problem.
Alright. Wait wait wait. Hold on. I got this. Golfers get stuck by lightning, right? So how about putting diodes on the the spikes of their shoes to break the potential circuit?
Will have to be big diodes. May be more like huge golf boots. May affect game play.
Also, may actually be a death sentence for anyone stuck by lightning while wearing them.
ban dogs from city life!
I live in a medium sized city for muh country, and in the last two month dogs have been barking at me, 3 times athlete from what i remember. all the dog bread/breeds are mutts and poop and piss all over the streets. For fuck sake can people not just keep dogs to the contry side where they are needed?(and maybe allso for old people who are alone and blind people and police and that kind of stuff) I hate dog owner in the citys!!! FUcking retards. There are cats, but like 90% dogs and 10% cats when I walk for a strole in my city. WTF is wrong with people and there dogs. >_< !!!
work! deceplin! work! deceplin! work! deceplin!
I hate 0037 for being a white cis male. Fuck u for deleting my thread(s)/reply(s) !!!
why dont you ever delete your own replys? Ha! Try that out, and taste the pain! I dare you, your are not manly enough for self scarifies, one of the highest virtue mankind has.
>In many countries, it has become illegal to smoke in restaurants, subways, and other public spaces. But the same is not true in North Korea. When images of Kim Jong Un visiting kindergartens, military cafeterias, and other places are printed in state media, it’s very common to see him with a cigarette in hand.
>Kim Jong Un has been photographed smoking at a children's hospital and while attending an artistic performance. He also continued to smoke when next to his pregnant wife. That’s how common it is for men to smoke in North Korea. There are even terms describing the various moods in which one indulges in a cigarette break including: boredom smoke, upset smoke, happy smoke, relaxed smoke, and frustrated smoke. I would hazard a guess that 98% of North Korean men smoke.
Truly best Korea
>>643 They don't need to smoke(cigarettes, cigars, etc). The smoke blows over to them by the wind, from china.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lampshades_made_from_human_skin
>Categories: Human trophy collecting | Light fixtures | Skin
I just want to find a good alternative to 4chan that isn't extremely slow. Any recs besides here? 8ch sucks now. lainchan is full of edgy communists. etc.
:(
did it work, did you ban him/her/it? :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>660
Definitely an "it". No genitals to be seen. No head, even. No limbs. No shape, really. A shrieking, lurching puddle alive, a briefly phosphorescent vapor in its death throes. Was it from another world? Was it a horror from the deep? Can it be banned from anything? Can it even be killed? Is it now still alive, a traveler flowing from dimension to dimension, shitposting in unknowable languages and inconceivable forms of communication in other worlds and times?
The life cycle of urethra worms really bothers me. Do they spread by direct urethra to urethra contact? If so, that only raises further questions.
The urethra worm spends its polyp stage as a burrowing anal mite.
>>662
why/who the fuck is posting links here, for there promotion.
WHy the fuck would any one go to a small anonymous image board community to promote there shity site/product?
I just dont get it. There are only 3 people here on avregde. WTF is wrong with Russian/who ever chat spammers.