What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
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>>146
No, thankfully I only had to a small piece on either side of it.
Dig deep!
>>149
Was I edgy or something? I think my post was pretty "OK". What is the matter, are you watching those video? Is those kinds of videos your kinds of videos, that you are watching? ^_^
Send feedback to my noneexisting e-mail plz.
Late on your car payment ? I remove GPS units , no more Repo's $120
So like, dead people, did no one tell you what dying is? You looked at the brochure for this and scanned the bullet points: unconscious forever, rotting away to nothing, ceasing to exist and you were sold on this. Just fine with it. Fucking dead people. Dumb as fuck.
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NOTE:I write this in base64 only, because I dont want spiders to make flys catch up, in this corner of tha internet.
>>156
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WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE! all japanes people have worms, in there bellys because they eat raw fish!(sushi)
Allso dont drink milk, only for children! I middival europe and other places... people did not drink milk, but they eat milk product like yogurt. It is just reason invention, in the ~50s or so that milk became popular, because the farmers want more money... BUT IT IS BAD! very bad, it increas the risk for desias. So dont drink milk! But eat milk product as much as you like if you can tolerate... milk products.
I AM SAYING THIS, NOT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE MEAN, BUT BECAUSE I ... LOVE YOU!
>>157
clap clap clap
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>>161
Oh! I know, I know!
It's the singular-verb form of the phrase "Putting [something] out to pasture", which is a euphemism for sending Boxer to the glue factory.
PPAP
ペンパイナッポーアッポーペン!
Turns out I have two identical pairs of black pants, the only (slight) difference being size.
>>165
Coincidentally I too have two identical pairs of black pants, different in size.
They were different in size because I couldn't find two pairs in the right size, so I bought one that was too wide.
Super cool stories itt
So you're living a self-centered and basically evil life. Something nearly tragic happens and you avoid it by what seems to be a miracle. You think at this point that what you must do is improve your life, live more for others, and be less evil.
That's a mistake, though. What if the bullet you dodged was the reward for your shitty lifestyle? Bad things generally happen to good people. Good things generally happen to bad people. The universe rewards assholes, so why are you trying to be good?
Alaska Airlines ★☆☆☆☆ 11/11/2016
We were only three hours late for our flight and they didn't even hold the plane for us! Then they had the nerve to charge us a change fee to be put on a flight that was forty-five tortuous minutes later. When we arrived at our destination TWO MINUTES LATE, I found a chip on my grandmother's china set that I had checked in with baggage. The paper bag I put it in even had handles to make their job easier!
I will never fly Alaska again!
Tonight on Conan: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Nick Swardson, Norm Macdonald, and Rob Schneider.
It's like a preview of what late night TV will be like in hell.
http://denpa.omaera.org/guidebook.html
Out of all the places to see RIR6....
based mimikyu
im based
pnig still hasnt accepted my friend request sigh just kill me just do it
based flipping pnig
In the grocery store, they have a lobster tank. Behind the lobsters is painted a scene from the ocean, like a coral reef. These lobsters are all on death row and that scene is just mocking their predicament. If it was not decorated and looked more like a prison cell, it would be a little less fucked up.
>FurReal Friends Torch, My Blazin' Dragon
Blazin'. My Blazin' Dragon. How many stoner parents are going to buy this for their kids and giggle about it for years to come?
>>182
Is he this generation's Puff the Magic Dragon?
Heavy breathing instead of klaxons? 0/5. Pure shit.
My ingrown toenail has steadily been getting worse. Considering getting it pulled, just to be done with it.
>>185
How did it happen? Like an injury of some kind or was it just not trimming your nails?
>>186
When it comes to my toenails, my personal hygiene is pretty abysmal. I'm actually having it "operated" on right now; it's surprisingly painlesd compared to last time, when the doc waited until the local anaesthesia had worn off to start clipping.
Temporally I feel as though the early-mid 2000s were stolen from me.
It causes intense unease. I want them back, yet time keeps dragging me further.
No matter how many objects I pick up or ROM files I download, time keeps drifting.
It is a most unsettling experience. Then, as if by magic, I find that the '10s have been half-stolen. No trinkets of the time have yet appeared to me to collect, but I fear this distortion is causing further problems.
Consciously I cannot overcome this: I cannot feel the Zeitgeist, I have no connection to the people or products. I must have the 2000s returned to me before I can understand the present.
If you see the hourglass, please invert it. Thank you.
>Poll reveals what drove young Trump voters
Because we all trust poll results now.
>>188
But video games were on disc by that point, weren't they? Or by ROM, do you just mean disc images?
This is the important part. We need specific technical details here. Nothing else about your angst, though. That's a real downer.
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>>189
It depends. Game-Boy Colour, N64, Neo-Geo Pocket Color, Wonderswan, N-Gage, Pokemon Mini, GP32, Tapwave Zodiac, Game-Boy Advance, and DS were all ROM based. (Plus JP SNES wasn't discontinued until 2003, for example.)
PS1, Dreamcast, PS2, Gamecube, Wii and PSP would all be ISOs. (Xbox/PS3/360 aren't yet able to be emulated reliably so they don't count.)
Also: obligatory mention of PowerPC Macs (good) and Windows Vista (not so good.)
>>191
Collecting Wonderswan roms is a worthy undertaking. Please provide a link to your patreon.
But aren't video games only a facet of the time you're trying to recall? What about movies, television, books?
How old are you people. I feel that textboards are filled with anons 25+.
I'm 18 and used to lurk textboards when I was underageb&
Foggy, rainy days are the days on which I feel obliged to go outside.
Oh no, you just throw your parents' corpses to the wolves and GET BACK TO WORK.
The Internet sure thinks I want to rent a camper van. I sure do hate camping. And vans.
>>199
Wouldn't surprise me if this was true. (I'm 8)
Today I learned that there is much debate as to which dinosaurs would have been kosher.
Nice Christmas theme, 0037!
Loving the Christmas theme, 0037!
NO. It's over! BACK TO WORK!
Just got my 4K monitor to maximize the world2ch experience!
This year needs just one more celebrity death to fulfill the prophesy! The false gods will perish!
To clarify, celebrities are not false gods.
Happy new year
I've been looking for a server machine, and there's a decent box on the local craigslist equivalent, but the guy hasn't responded to my message for over a day.
The universe and self-righting, seeking balance and harmony. Unfortunately for you, the universe finds you dying simultaneously of cancer and the plague, in the gutter, in winter, while being pissed on by dogs, to be most harmonious.
You're a false god.
>>161
I know what pasteurization is. It is not what I mean with not drinking too much milk. You should not drink pasteurized milk as a adult, because of a reason I will not tell... but I know very well what pasteurized milk is. And I thouth you knew that I spoke about pasteurized milk... so you are wrong. Because I mean pasteurized milk, you shall not drink for your health as adult. But you seem to have the mind of a kid thus I assume you are a
>>213
Look, I have a lot of milk here that these government guys say I can't sell unless I pasteurize it. My farm is going to go out of business. I'll be living in a pickup truck with my wife and kids any day now. And that pickup already has three title loans taken out against it. This is happening because you won't explain pasteurization to us! We've been waiting for an answer for months!
only when you starve to death, you know what food is.
only when you are dying, you know what life is.
only when you are a virgin, you know what x is.
only when you have diarrhea so that blood come from you anus, you know what poop is.
only when you have kidney stone disease, you know what peeing is.
The only other way to not know how it is to feel how to pee, is to become pee. Thus I shall become PEE! I have transcended into a more peeing state of mind. BEHOLD ME! THE PEE THAT I HAVE BECOME. PEE PEE AND PEE!
Recent deleted posts were spam from an Indonesian site selling herbal cures for "wet lung disease." A sample has been preserved in limbo.
It's like the car we'd all be driving if the Soviet Union had won the cold war. Well, the car that party cadres and moderately successful black marketeers would be driving. We'd probably be riding woefully inadequate public transit.
...But I have a large monitor now. Everything's a one-liner.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Except in your case, where the universe appears to react with three times the opposite force to any action you take. You're so unlucky, you defy the laws of physics.
There's going to be an outbreak of people claiming to have and accepting DID. This is the worst twist that M. Night Shayamalan has ever unleashed on the world. Worse than The Village.
lol(laugthing out loud)->Lots Of Love->lul->lel->kek->kkk(?)
Why is my PC trying to be a phone? It's not. It was born a PC. You can't deny nature!
>>224
just use linux on a special developed jav program from iceland ?
Where did these pink hats come from and why didn't I import 100,000 of them?
I'm bumping this thread to counteract all the saging people are doing in it
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I'm the poopman
Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do
Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]
(More poopting)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the poopman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the poop is the same thing
Yo, I'm the poop man
Where's the poop man? I'm the poop man.
Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the poop man.
Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]
Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]
Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it
So can you
I hear you ask all about the meaning of poop
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The saints are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the poopman
I'm the poopman
Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do
Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]
(More poopting)
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the poopman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the poop is the same thing
Yo, I'm the poop man
Where's the poop man? I'm the poop man.
Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the poopman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the poop man.
Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]
Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]
Yeah! I'm the poopman.
(poops)
Where's The poopman?
(poops)
I'm the poopman
Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the poopman.
Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
Yeah!
I'm the poopman [x2 Mixed with poops in background]
Lunar New Year?? Time to place a bunch of orders from Chinese suppliers!! It's like ruining Christmas for them!
za stalina!
>>231
I look at it as helping the great leap forward by helping to eradicate superstition.
Attention Time Travelers:
Are you completely incompetent? Can you take a simple concept and make it pointlessly complex? Can you create an endless stream of broken products that don't work??
CONSIDER MOVING TO THE 21st CENTURY. YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN!
>>230
I bought something 2 days ago and they shipped it that day while having a notice that they wouldn't be back till feb 3rd.
>woefully inadequate public transit
From what my family's told me about life in the Soviet Union, the public transit was actually very good and much better than the public transit in Canada, though that might be less due to good public transport in the USSR and more due to shitty public transport in Canada.
Actually, most of the things I've been told about the Soviet Union are fairly positive and describe life there as better than anything after its collapse. Apparently the Soviet Union had very good sausages (while the food was good quality and apparently better than the food in Canada, there was the huge problem of bread lines and having to wait for hours to buy said food). The housing, while usually standardized concrete apartments, was fairly sturdy and comfortable, assuming you had a small family. I've been told that the education system was very good and there were little idiots; people left school well educated with proper community values. One of the only biggest complaints I've heard was the lack of proper toilet paper. I, of course, was born after Soviet collapse and thus haven't experienced any aspects of Soviet life.
What's with all the commie discussion that's been showing up here lately btw?
>Target’s big Apple Watch sale is still happening right now
Note: big refers to the size of the watch, not the sale.
h2u all and hello from the wilds of east coast americar
Today was a very silly day, ending with a lot of manual labor and cooking, basking in a cloud of dread over various personal issues.
It is good to enjoy dread as a luxury, to know that only comfort and safety can allow one to feel so unbalanced.
Be safe in your bad habits, and goodnight.
I still can't believe that we, as a culture, still attempt to educate children between the ages of 14 and 18. We should have learned by now that education prior to age 14 should be exclusively military in nature and that most of those otherwise wasted in high school would be better purposed as cannon fodder in imperial expansion.
>>242
What kind of argument is that? It's a non-convincing one I tell you.
I'm gonna fucking kill myself I thought the board's favicon read something like ENNUI or INOUE but I never bothered to check all this years until just now, I zoomed pretty far and after 10 minutes of staring intently I realized it reads W2CH from top to bottom
>>244
It really should be something like this:
W2
CH
>>244
I never knew what the heck it was. I always thought, subconsciously, "that's a strange favicon, I wonder what it says," but this curiosity never led me to examine it.