What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
>>748
Why do you keep blaming progrider for all the problems in this board? This is getting old.
i will post a fairy tale, in 2 days or so... plz post your fairy tales.
i am here to read
O Cool is working, ok so i am telling my story, i am willing to make you guys clear that this everyithing about our World is quite disturbing Vibration outsite, i mean , commoun, wan we fuckin monkey will realize that the nature is the Conductor of the Life energy, Sun is the Core of it and Earth is home, simple as that, no hocus pocus religion things arround, only because the hentire world has a parental complex of creeating something bigger than them selfs, means that i need to play the same game, i love sex, and drugs, smoking weed and watch hilarious 2ch posts !
Nature is the only source of Live we can ever live from, so precious as our whater in body, i belive that nature is a big GIANT super BIO computer that asimmilate the same energy transfer patern between plants as by us Humans happen with the Brain Synaps, the reason why we have inteligence is that we are the product patern of it !! get it , like mini me fucking copies !!
But it gets even better, usual wan Einstein or other super Genius people came to new info, they alway explain that it happen by beeing somehow outside in the Garden or Forrest and even Toilet , ok Toilet , that a different tema, what i mean in short is that wan we think on something, and ready doo it in a Blaanced way on a Good day in the nature, we my SYNC with the energy pattern of the natural envyourment , best image example is AVATAR, it is true as it sound, exactly so incredible, outside there is an amazing universe Library, throw the NEOTRINO circulation flux, earth is reciving special info from the space, this my sound ABSURD for the Religic or very Closed minds on theyr own topic, but is true, it cals ,, LIGHT INFORMATION TRANSMISSION, exactly so happeny also in your head , we think with the speed of light, that means we trawel alredy with it since we exist, but don't realize it much !
If you Read this and are Totaly STONED , learn to Forgive and Respect , my not be as easy as HATE and DISTROY , but is definitly make you waaay much smarter and Stronger for your self !! Anon out , smmmmmmmoke in....
allways read what is the news - that a person has publicised,
except if the person is crazy. How to tell if a person is crazy? I have
no idea, but dont start with asking that person if he is crazy is a good
start. But when reading appropiet text, there is one time you want to
read the 1st time something was publicised, when is that?
I had one camera and one GPS unit in my life that used mini USB. When I'm looking for a spare cable, I can find 2,000 mini USB cables and ONE micro USB. This despite having three devices that presently use micro USB and having had at least five in the past few years that used it. Not sure how this happened or why I don't throw those old cables out. I sure am stupid.
They sell adapters. They cost more than new cables though.
>>763
Don't fiddle with my anus if you can't handle getting shat on, buddy.
Suicide by meat grinder. Feet first.
>>768
you must have seen that ISIS video where they drive over a prisoner with a tank, I personal think it was fun. But I prefer going from hand to hand, and not foot to head. As that would make the meat look like Jesus Christ(putted on the floor) -witch in turn reminds me of the suffering our lord and savior has gone through and that he one day will come back to save us.
I would request, 0037 to take away the article baby_s_first_banned_poster. As a token of my gratitude I give this image as a present:
http://s21.postimg.org/hqg51trtx/Limbo_Tan.png
hope you will fulfill my wish.
so i am just going to post somehting
You ever been so drunk you've been like that eye's too blurry, I'm not using that one anymore? Otherwise, you haven't been drunk enought.
---nothing of value---
Will is usally not free. I write this becuase, I have
a [SEXUALY] urge to write this, as the question came up
to my head and I need now to answer this question.
The human world(not the animal world, or what else world
we speak about) rolls around none free will. We dont go afther
random ness on our actions.
But if humans would go afther randomnes, it whould be free will.
As the "will" is not for the human to decide but for the randomnes.
Thus we need to ask the question, is randomnes "free will"?
Or better formulated, dose there exist true randomnes?
The most simples way to answer if true randomnes exit is, to
answer the question if pi is endles. Now pi, is just a
"shity number" based on a relationship between to pile of shit.
[In my opinion this is really stupid, but I guess I am to lazy to do any input]
But the fact still remains, that pi is endles. And if pi will
allways be endles and randome. We can say for sure that we
live in a randome univers and not a univers govern by laws that are
finite in poloposibilitys(i just made the word up, lel).
So, from what we know. True randomnes exist(maybe in the further we
will discover pi was a hoax). (I will go from now on, that ture randomnes exist)
But! but! The human mind is not the univers. The human mind
works like a "function".
Thus we get a function like this:
f(n)=[X]
We know that the number n, that you can input is true randome.
But a function, like the human mind can be idempotence. Thus the human
mind may not have "free will", but the univers where this
human mind exist in may where well have "free will".
And in a univers with free will, there just as well may exist a being/mind
with a free will. But it is for surten, (i am pretty sure) that in
a univers with "free will" there exist minds that do not have "free wills".
[Thus in our world, I can say 100% there are minds that do not have
free will - what ever the case may be(we live in a ture or not true
randome univers.
NOTE:mind is not only limited to humans, but allso includes all
other minds, like ponys, ducks, horses, bears, and other animals/minds]
NOTE:And I may allso add a mind, if thouth as a function can implement
in itselfe randomnes. With makes it to a free will in surten cases. As
sometime one will get the "idempotence" effect, because of this randomnes.
And, provided that this "randomnes" that exist in the functions is as
much of randome as the univer it exist in(provided of course that the
univers is a "free will exst" and true randomnes exist).
Conclusion:If pi is endles, free will univer exist with true randomnes.
But do humans have free will, because of this? Not really sure about that...
but maybe nature then can evolve to generate a mind that has true free will.
1st step is to calculate pi.(or maybe find a better way, to solve this mystery)
2nd [...]
>>776
I may add, because of Cantor's paradox. most likely(80% true) we live in a true random universe.
Christmas decorations are getting a little out of hand. Glitter on the carpet after repeated vacuuming. Glitter in my hair. Glitter tracked into my bed. Glitter in your food, and you're just like fuck it, can't be bothered to pick it out. I'm inhaling it anyway. It's fine.
In American football, a team gets six points for carrying the ball into the end zone. Why six? Well, that's because crazy people invented this game. After getting six points, the team is then allowed to kick the ball through the goal posts for an additional point. Why? See the explanation above.
Extra points are very easy to get. It's basically a formality. Why bother? Well, from time to time, a team misses their extra point. In rare circumstances, this can affect the outcome of the game.
Today, at least nine extra points were missed (with one game still going, this number may rise). To put that in some perspective, that's a number usually associated with all teams all season combined.
Why did this happen? In the tradition of crazy people coming up with explanations for what happens in football, I'm going to say gravity waves. What other weird shit happened today? There may be something to this.
It's set in an alternate reality where we're fighting global cooling. Burning fossil fuels is how we keep an ice age at bay. Everyone drives an overpowered sports car or a huge truck. Gasoline costs $0.10 a gallon as punishment for failing to meet your fuel consumption quota. If you're going to be away from home, turn the thermostat all the way up and leave the windows open. Consider flying to Singapore for the weekend. Instead of Christmas lights, why not a festive flare stack on your roof? Remember: possession of an LED light bulb is punishable by up to three years hard labor in the oil sands.
the only thing i dint like with winter time is that it s so dark, very hard to work. the only thing on can do is go to sleep like the bear dose it. snow make it a little bit "artificial" brighter but not much. much harder to work in winter, beczuxse fo this.
sadly there is no snow and very dark where I live. ;_;
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i think people should if global warming is true or not true either way work to a goal of transportation with emit "none" biproduct exits. ofc course this is best implemented with electric cars... with is not yet really implemented. there is no need to interfere with the outside world, and shall as optimal be reduced of interfering with outside world any factory, or similar thing. Of course a dream is just a dream and economic say outer wise for now and most important there are more mouth in general witch are if reduced still would have to many "millions of poor idiots"(as gandi sad it to hitler).
It sure is nice being able to go back on the Internet now that I've seen the new Star War movie.
>>791
did you get a cuck mindset after the brainwash movie?
>>792
Oh yeah, I'm a total SJJ (Social Justice Jedi) now.
w2ch has become shit. total shit.
removing this shit site from my bookmarks.
>>794
4chan invaded and thought that this is their "pretend to be an oldfag" safe space.
>>795
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
it is called colonization, and you are going down the WC
wow "white ni7gger" is censored. why? 0037 is slavic orgins!!!
>>797
Posting on this board instantly makes you a slav.
Happy solstice everyone. Well, in thirty-six minutes or whatever.
>>795
Either 4chan or 8chan. It's like everything they touch instantly becomes shit.
>>800
xDDDDDDDD nicely MEME'd mate. Give me an UPBOAT for muh ebin leddit post xDDDDDDD nice MEME
>>795
witch particulate individual person/group are you talking about(not what they do, witch is making this place a shit...)?
We don't need outsiders to make this place shit. We're doing a fine job all by ourselves!
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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY COCK
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GIT MEMED
the best Christmas present this year for ME, was delivered by Putin, that is [artificial intelligent] robot tanks to Syria. Witch will make new [interesting] entertainment war footage(I hope). it sure is fun to see how people kill theme self when there are now robots in the fields(and not in the sky only)
thus I say:thank you Putin, for your present of making new quality of war!
(ISIS did not give any Christmas present ;_; (for obvious reason...))
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What would be a good name for a tumblr that's nothing but daily closeup pictures of my anus?
dadbuttholes.net
dailyanus.tumblr.com was my first thought. It has a certain ring to it. Dailyanus can fit on a coffee cup. In fact, I wonder if I can't get a custom coffee cup made with an anus molded in the bottom, like a nice little surprise after you've finished your drink. I'll model it after my own, of course.
>Wetsuit/scuba/snorkel anime girls
Image replies: 7
Somehow I'm surprised there's not more.
>8chan
>a hugely popular and influential thing that died after goons and communists insinuated themselves into management and caused a catastrophic collapse of relevance and profitability
you've got a real solid track record of cogent analysis but I have to say I think you're way off base here
>Slavs
>world2ch
Seems accurate.
You can't find a black flashlight in the dark. You can't even find a black flashlight with another flashlight in the dark. The default flashlight color should be hot pink.
The Revenant appears to be about Leonardo DiCaprio running around in the woods. No one wants that. They want him in a tuxedo. The best buzz it got so far is the rumor that included bear rape. Clearly America has a need and we're here to fill it with an entire feature centered on bear rape with potential for a trilogy.
Why does everyone here hate Basq8ue Ni4ggers so much? The hate is clearly unjustified. They're some of the best slaves I've bought in decades; do work faster than any normal Ni4gger could ever do. You people need to appreciate the hard working Basq8ues more often, after all they are common breeding stock for most of the common "mixed breed" slaves used today.
My apartment smells like weed. From my neighbors. They said "legalize it", not "make your neighbors smell it".
>>822
You should become the ultimate weed man and smoke so much weed that even they can't handle it.
I remember when you used to put more effort in to talking to yourself.
>>824
The entire textboard community is just tokiko, meltingwax, 0037, and a few shitposting anons. At most it's composed of 15 semi-active people.
You forgot to mention "Anonymous". I see that guy talking to himself all the time!
What about tablecat? Blice? ticks, shadowfog, and the #saovq people? Storlek? Come on Anon, meltingwax doesn't even go to world2ch and it would be silly to say that there's only 2 of us besides 0037 and Tokiko. You may as well just say that meltingwax or Tokiko are puppet identities of 0037 if you are to continue your process of radical simplification based on paranoid thought processes.
not to mention: RedCream, futuristicapasta, that autist who runs Post Office, ...
ba3sque nigger is a w2ch meme
I did it! I am produ on my selfe.
>>826
I'm starting to believe that everyone on these textboards is just 0037, Shii, and myself.
Mad Max will take best picture. It will take it by force.
oculus rift will decres the risk for cucking and cheating on once husband/wife. As with virtual reality you can put a veil ontop of the person you love(provides you with money) and thus have you dream girl/guy. Thus oculus rift in the hands of the masses, will reduce a little bit of unstable marries and save a few(~1%) from divorces.
Just put on your oculus rift and that headset, time to fuck your women/or be fucked by your man. Turn him/her to what ever beast you want in the virtual reality and the cheap webcam in the house will record your motions bweteen your partner and you. As it will sinc that "fucking action" between the real world and the virtual world. So no wierd hick ups, will be created when inserting dick in to [what ever hole] and the virtual world. This insurs a smoth virtual reality, with maximal realism.
But I dont know how they are going to make holes, or carrots bigger...
>>832
Oculus Rift doesn't really compare to the real thing. If anything, it will change your porn habits, in that you will use one more accessory in order to access pornographic content.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Wait.
SO, virtual reality porn, right? So it can be like I'm standing in the room with the porn going on, able to watch it from any direction? Will I be able to turn around and see the scummy weirdos filming the porn?
If you lived in a garden shed 10 years ago, you were homeless. Live in one now, it's a "tiny house" and trendy.
This vacuum cleaner is too easily clogged with hair. All you can hope for is that your wife gets cancer and your daughter becomes a butch lesbian as soon as possible to have any hope for this thing to keep working.
me and gf have been fighting
it gives me fuel for writing
but my agonies are biting
Good time music is, according to sources, coming back to stay.
19th centery was a ger3manic
20th centery was a kike
21th centery will be chines
Baskens are 22th centery
(basken = bask en)
My "ancestor"/"very specific people"/tribe(as Albert Einstein whould call it, that fucking Autism(but I think he is prety OK, even if kike)) witch came from the Appeal forest, say this:When you are starving eat yogurt.
What do you eat when you are starving?
A big sandwich! Nothing more satisfying.
I got a beer and smoked a weed with people of Tohno-chan today. We played pool. Mixing whiskey, Girl Scout Cookies (sativa) and White Widow (indica) made for a tasty buzz indeed!
I'm so tired of the internet communities. I can't find anywhere I enjoy browsing anymore. Too many migrations for chans, and too much sheer content on the big sites. Too much idiocy and too little interesting content too. Maybe I'll just off myself one day.
>>845
I'm so tired of internet communities blending in with real life. They should remain separate at all times and never meet.
>>^
That guy who sad something about the sheds, and now it is a house or something in America. This is my reply:
"Welcome to Europe".
:v)
It seems like a step backwards, but that's the march of progress I guess.
Mmm, got some potato chips! Party on!
