What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
>>650
Shut down them all and direct all users to one board. Problem solved.
>>651
Yeah lets send them all to Lambda Frogs site.
In high school, we dissected frogs. They were packaged in these big vacuum-sealed bags with about 25 each in them. Due to the vacuum-sealing process, they were flattened and contorted. You can buy frogs with various organs dyed so you can tell what's happening, but ours were budget models just full of various beige and pink-gray wads, again all smashed into unnatural shapes. So basically, we learned nothing from this experience. Those frogs died in vain.
Whenever have you knoan a frog to have died foar a purpose moar noable than pointless dissection? Admit yoar roal.
>>654
They're often prey for birds, snakes, and French people. All of these were potentially denied a meal because some biology class supplier went out and trapped them.
As soon as you mentioned the French, >>655 -kun, my mind rebelled and rejected the entirety of yoar message.
NEVER MENTION THE FRENCH
Are we allowed to mention Swedes?
Swedes are approved foar the year 2015 AD. Starting October 15th, a review process takes place which determines which nationalities are approved foar the folloaing year. I admit this roal since I serve on the committee.
p-please be gentle with me
I've been cycling out the apocalypse box (20 gallons of water and a case of MREs). That means MRE breakfast every day until I'm rid of them. I guess the case was getting old because the little bottles of Tabasco are all pretty much brown and half empty, the contents having leaked out into their little pouch of matches, toilet paper, instant coffee, and gum. I have to wonder if that toilet paper would sting if you used it, being Tabasco-infused.
So we reconstitute dinosaurs. Great. Now we have creatures that have immune systems designed for the cutting edge of pathogens from sixty-five million years ago. Dust floating in the air has bacteria in it that would render these monsters sick and feverish for the duration of their extremely short lives.
Why would you let humans near them? We're basically covered in a thin layer of bacteria-rich filth at all times. As a result of our evolution since the time of dinosaurs, the bacteria we tolerate living in our mouths would probably eat the skin right off these animals. Then they have the nerve to put them on a tropical island. Like they'd survive the things living in the shit of modern birds and lizards.
The movie I want to see is a sad leper colony of lethargic, sickly, blind, and vomiting dinosaurs confined to hermetically-sealed domes in a sterile desert. I want to see them being force-fed a diet of distilled water and irradiated baby formula. I want to see children looking on at this and crying.
I must say: Bringing back some dinoasaurs from their extinction is a very unwise move. They will not have anything like their previous environments to exist in. All you would have done is have proaduced a fairly dangerous animal that will either sit in a zoo foar its life, oar will be in some island habitat that always takes the risk of emigration to Human-occupied lands via swimming, flying or smuggling.
Life is finally happening for me. Weird how all it took was me putting a little effort in.
Mr. Bradeli were you resurrected from your fossilized DNA? Admit yoar roal.
Check 'em
Check not my trips, mortals, lest ye be carried down to my lair in hell.
0037 I sent you an email, it's important please read it.
Thanks 0037!
It's a troll so well-fed it's bursting out of its skin like that end sequence in Akira.
The snack machine never works right. Here we are in the 21st century and this wire screw and a servo motor is the best we can do. Everything gets stuck right on the edge every time.
The best solution I can come up with is just a big motorized counterweight that will shake the whole machine automatically after each purchase. I think I have brain damage or something.
counter-troll: outlaw divorce
w2ch has become pretty much dead recently. Is it because of RedCream?
> Is it because of RedCream?
I take a hard greasy shit on yoar question from a great distance above it, but not soa far above it that my natty turd does not fall squarely on yoar question, foar atmoaspheric currents are hardly negligible depending on height of fall, as should oanly be obvious.
Summer dindu nuffin. He a good season.
>>677
It's amazing that you take the time to regularly check this quasi-dead board just to see if someone has mentioned you.
I take noat that you just mentioned me by implication since you are directly conversing.
RedCream is a space-filling material. Between ennui and silence, there is room enough foar RedCream. This is my roal. I admit it. And via admission I avoid being given the goatfinger.
>>679
It's amazing you take the time to never jump off RC's dick.
it's hard to jump off of something so tiny and flaccid
>Google alerts
Another chan board said it picked up google alerts in it's stats from someone looking for RedCream posts.
Hark! Who seeketh RedCream? Be of good cheer foar here I appear.
>>681
So complaining about RedCream is equal to us being on his dick? I get that we shouldn't feed attention-seekers, but we shouldn't enable them either.
My latest hobby: counting the number of ways "chihuahua" can be misspelled on lost dog posters. Favorite so far: "shiwawa."
I have been featured on a plurality of [b]WANTED[/b] posters and as of yet the number of misspellings has remained stubboarnly at zeroa.
i check this board every day for new posts
you can imagine my disappointment
How do people get so far in life without learning that water flows down?
>That’s why, even as the racists of Reddit melt down over the closure of r/ShitNiggersSay, its sister subreddit r/CoonTown remains proudly open for business ... When Ellen Pao finally resigns after enduring weeks of this garbage, the top-voted commenter celebrating her departure is a troll with an account named for the Charleston shooter.
All of this is healthy and hilarious, as the Internet should be. Not everything has to be pious outrage at other people having fun.
>What can we learn from this, aside from what we already knew: that boards of directors tend to put female CEOs in charge in times of crisis because they predictably serve as useful lightning rods for backlash and hate?
Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's fix this: What can we learn about dicks aside from what we already knew: dicks dicks dicks penises penises penises big floppy dongs. Trust me, more research went into my assertion.
>That Reddit has to be dragged kicking and screaming to even be slightly more of a safe, decent place for ordinary people to hang out and to be slightly less of a massive lawsuit-waiting-to-happen stuffed with terrifying harassing trolls.
Emphasis mine. I have some difficulty imagining an Internet in the control of these insufferable fucks. They're like the Anti-Saloon League of our times.
> Oh, for fuck's sake. Let's fix this: What can we learn about dicks aside from what we already knew: dicks dicks dicks penises penises penises big floppy dongs. Trust me, more research went into my assertion.
To be fair, Pao's timing for becoming CEO is pretty convenient, and her stepping down did seem to calm down every retard at reddit, despite the fact that the executive decisions that angered them: 1. Predate Pao and 2. Are still in motion 3. Were not even proposed or executed by Pao. She was a pretty good lightning rod. The generalization is probably not warranted, but it applies to Pao pretty damn well.
Reddit is shit at any rate.
I'm imagining Coontown as an online cartoon series. Every episode is just racoons talking shit about another kind of animal and how they're better than them. A happy weasel makes her case that all animals are equally deserving of respect. At the end of each episode, the forest creature of the day kills both racoons and weasel. Moral of the story: every animal in the forest is equally terrible.
> CremaRojo
In WANTED poasters in other languages than English, that would be a misspelling. The proper word is "CremaRoja".
It's Bastille Day. Your failure to celebrate is a sign of royalist sympathies!
Filthy Jacobins and revolutionaries. You just led France into an even worst revolution, you anarchist dogs!
Got to work early because work has air conditioning.
You know who will have all the time and money in the world to go on really fun and expensive dates? A married father of three who is working two jobs. Do you know who will make an ideal father and be able to pay lots of child support for the kid you had as a result of those hasty mid-day hookups at your place after lunch at Subway? A married father of three who is working two jobs.
At what point can we start dosing stupid people with birth control by dart gun?
Can I flip parental controls the other way so I can make my Internet experience exclusively porn?
ever since summer arrived people have been posting less on boards
what are you all doing?
STOP SAGEING THE THREAD, ASSHOLES !
>>702
I'm trying to better myself this summer. Or at least planning to. I'll get to it eventually!
The boy scouts were already pretty gay to begin with, honestly.
If a piece of technology disrespects you, I find the best thing to do is run it under a hot tap. Do it in front of other troublesome devices so they know what will happen if they act the same way. Technology can only be guided to compliance with a firm hand.
If this Cecil the lion was so famous, how come I never heard of him before? Seems like there ought to be a Wikipedia article.
>12:21, 29 July 2015 (created article with material from Hwange National Park)
Prior to this particular incident, the article about Hwange National Park was last updated 3 March 2015 and doesn't mention Cecil at all.
Obviously, all notoriety is judged by Wikipedia and Wikipedia alone. Peace Be Upon Wikipedia.
Earlier mentions of him at all are scattered, at best. Prior to getting shot, he was something that tour guides would mention as a factoid if he happened to be around. There's a youtube video up in here (https://youtu.be/hUeDrUOmHvw) from 2014. Other than that, NOT MUCH.
Not that I condone shooting this animal or anything, I'm just annoyed about the whole beloved famous lion <3 <3
Local governments are actively preventing gays from getting married, but not preventing straight people from getting married. This is outright discrimination of the worst kind: discrimination against straight people. Upstanding citizens are being led directly into the living hell of marriage and no one is doing anything about it. These county clerks are just letting it happen. Condoning it, even.
I vow as your future county clerk that I will do everything in my power to prevent marriage of any kind. Office hours will be severely restricted. I will take every holiday and many long unannounced vacations each year. Any paperwork that gets by my best efforts to avoid it will be meticulously nitpicked and I will reject any application for the most minor of errors. Of course this may cost the county millions in lawsuits, but it will be worth it if just one happy single citizen can not get roped into a legal quagmire because their partner at the moment is insecure and clingy!
I read that McDonalds was going to start selling "all day breakfast" and I thought they were going to serve that awful British breakfast that's a whole meal plus a can of baked beans. Apparently they're just going to serve their standard breakfast all day. VERY DISAPPOINTED. 0/10.
The USA Today has a trigger warning on the front page.
Almost all old video games are flying a helicopter around in a cave. They should bring that back.
If you remembered not to shit your pants, then you followed the sum total of my dating advice to the letter.
My head hurts like hell because I haven't slept enough. I set up an air filter in my room, which seems to prevent me from waking up with headaches, but that's not what this is.
Why the fuck did I wake up thinking about this? Fred and Wilma Flintstone have real names. They name their daughter Pebbles. That's not right. Why wasn't it Elizabeth Flintstone or something? Right next door: Barney and Betty Rubble who also have real names. Their son? Bamm-bamm. What happened to the universe in the Flintstones? One generation has real names, the next doesn't.
Some days, you're the dirty golf ball, and others, you're the bus.
I'm sitting here at work and all I can think about is eating Uzuki Shimamura's ass
I hate parties full of old married people. Oh shit, these are my friends, aren't they?
>>717 Great, now I can't stop thinking about it either. Thanks a million...
The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show
>The show followed neighbors Pebbles Flintstone and Bamm-Bamm Rubble as teen sweethearts. The episodes were set mainly in the duo's activities at Bedrock High School in the prehistoric town of Bedrock with their friends Moonrock, Penny and Wiggy (1).
>Also featured were Cindy (Pebbles's rival) and Cindy's boyfriend, Fabian, Bad Luck Schleprock, and a motorcycle gang called the Bronto Bunch (Bronto, Noodles, Stub, and Zonk)...
Penny, Cindy, Fabian are real names, so it doesn't seem to be universal. It's unclear if the Bronto Bunch use their actual names or these are just nicknames.
(1) "Wiggy is the registered trademark for a common solenoid voltmeter used in North America derived from a device patented in 1918 by George P. Wigginton."
I came back, what's up folks?
Today I bought some legal weed, got something I left someplace back (a magnet that's a bottle opener on the magnet side, Korean flag on the other), worked out, and ate half a box of salad.
~
I farted in class and everyone HEARD.
We now welcome you back to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.
If you see "Post deleted by moderator", it's either Indonesian poker sites or this guy:
http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1392390725/
40,000+ words so far. The best part is that it all seems to be original. For awhile, I assumed it was being cribbed from somewhere else, but no... He's actually writing this and posting it here and only here. Why? Why here?
>>737
It's absolute genius and I seriously hope you're archiving every single one of his posts. Future generations need to see this.
> Bamm-Bamm was adopted by Barney and Betty Rubble after they found him left in a turtle shell on their doorstep
> Bamm-Bamm's name came from a note left in the basket, causing Barney and Betty confusion over the strange name.
Well there you go, Barney and Betty didn't actually get to name Bamm-Bamm themselves.
As for Pebbles, Fred is kind of a douche, ain't he.
>>737
I can't possibly fucking read 40,000+ words of a grey text on grey background.
Fuck you 0037
>>740
Why would you even want to in the first place
>>742
to be more educ3ated in hu4man antro6pology(mostly whi4te race), IndoEuro234234pean culture(mostly reli3gion) and ma4th(and other fun stuff)
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>>737
you seem no to be familiyour with a piblic blog.
>>737
I'm pretty sure he was also on /prog/rider's /lounge/. You can probably guess how he got here.
>>748
I was walking my dog, and I subled upon a brown turd. It was not any turd, but a turtouse. And it told me it knows how to read 5000 kanjis, and I asked it:do you not mean chines characters? And it replyed to me that kanji are not chines characters, because they are to some extent simplyfied.
And that was how I go there.
So I was playing with my cat by dogy style and when the shit hit the
pooper, shit flushed out. I was shoked so I pooped out too. But there,
standing naked rigth in my living rom, a spark of brilliancy took in my
head off. I ran to the WC with both poo types in my both, of my dressed hands.
One was floating but the other was sinking. I tasted the observetive
material to sientificly understand why things flow. And there I
got it, it tasted like thing that flow are pact and things that
sink are mushy.
And that was how Archimedes came up with his Archimedes principle.