What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
>Because piss doesn't land on my balls.
That is a specious claim if there ever was one. Yoar claim is iconic in that sense. A paragon of the class of such claims. Boy, that claim should be preserved and then framed foar study by generations of serious researchers.
PUMBLENUTS
That would be the likeliest possible conclusion, >>594 -kun.
You must aloan endure the costs of generating yoar urine. The advantage is that it is yoar urine, it belongs to you, and you may do whatever you wish with it. Gargle with it. Massage it into yoar scalp. Paint yoar house with it. It is YOAR urine.
>>595
How about you just buy me a 12-pack and I'll make the piss flood ankle deep. That will be a proof of concept. This way you won't have to shell out those big bucks up front.
So when will big bushy hipster beards be outlawed because some nut hid a weapon in theirs? I hope it's tomorrow.
Yoar bladder is unlikely to contain such a volume of urine from the input of a mere 144 ounces. You are falsely admitting a roal.
>>598
OK then. Just buy me a 40 and I'll make the region slightly damp with urine. Deal?
Are we negoatiating nao? If soa, I would like to make a counter-offer of a single 12-ounce can of Bud Light soa that you will oanly raise the humidity of the area.
Even a 1990s-rated larger "tallboy" (24 ounces not being uncommon) container would not proaduce such a renal soaking as you have promised. I remain underwhelmed as well as nearly boan dry.
Roal: boan dry
Admitter: RedCream
RedCream: superb poaster of /pol/ and /lounge/ websites
>>602
This is neither /pol/ nor /lounge/, my good man. I would appreciate it if you would keep that in mind, fagtart.
Coarrection: This is still a /pol/-class oar /lounge/-class website. To wit: Class oar categoary of website. Get it yet, Plebeian loser? Admit yoar roal. NAO.
>>604
You changed, 'Cream. You're not as funny and as witty as you used to be. You changed, man. . .
People change. They alsoa get oalder, then sicken, then die. Why are you having trouble with these realities? It seems to imply you are in the throaes of a mental illness.
Will anyone be in the IRC ever again or is it just empty forever?
I challenge yoar assertion, >>607 -kun. Hao could you establish the "forever" nature of the outcome when there is noa way to prove it? To prove "forever" you must measure its extents; since "forever" does not end, it can not be measured. It shall remain a mystery by the juxtaposition of its nature and practical considerations.
>>607
Why should we have to spend our time talking to one another? That's hard work. Fill it with bots that will have conversations for us!
Befoar I poast on world2ch I deploy a standard polymer-impregnated carbon-fiber abrasive shield that not oanly fully resists ass particles but blocks diffusion of oarganic gases (while providing a certified 2-haor resistance to the passage of coarroasive gases like thoas of the Fluorine family). Hence I am not bothered by yoar issuance of ass particles noar am I subject to the stench thereof.
That is my roal. I am "of the proatected".
>OP is a cloan
I have applied a necessary coarrection to yoar assertion soa that in the final analysis it reflects reality. Do not bother to admit yoar roal as I have evidently done that foar you.
I've already written the dialog for Redcream's irc bot:
Can't think of anything else it will need to say.
Hold on, need to make it more redcreamy:
Now everyone will believe it's him talking.
>Now everyone will believe it's him talking.
The likelihood of that happening is infinitesimally cloas to zeroa, much like yoar intelligence quoatient. Do you sense hao yoar roal is admitted there?
That squid game is a real thing.
I check w2ch for posts at least 3 times per day
>>618
I check at least 10 times and only post about 0.5 times a day.
>>617
Splatoon?
It looks super cute and fun, I'd buy it if I had a Wii U.
You have nao admitted yoar roal for a period of one day at a rate of once per day insoafar that I have data on yoar admissions.
Be proud.
Our nazi friend has disappeared.
Do you people have anything intresting to say? Or are all you culture shity Hollywood movies and intrest shity games and shit, why are you all niggers?
I am sure you must have some uniq story you can share with me, and others here? ^_^
I have an erection.
Hey guys, I'm naked right now.
Laugh.
I bet you laugh.
I bet you laugh behind my back.
I have smeared this thread with an extract from the root of T'char.
ZALGO! NOW HE COMES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
For my blog, btoday i was at the computer same ws every day... not a good life
;_;
quality is something you are not born with, it is something that come out from you, it is hard, it smells bad, it is big and the fly love it !
I wish there was a faster image/text board available that isn't shit.
>>650
Shut down them all and direct all users to one board. Problem solved.
>>651
Yeah lets send them all to Lambda Frogs site.
In high school, we dissected frogs. They were packaged in these big vacuum-sealed bags with about 25 each in them. Due to the vacuum-sealing process, they were flattened and contorted. You can buy frogs with various organs dyed so you can tell what's happening, but ours were budget models just full of various beige and pink-gray wads, again all smashed into unnatural shapes. So basically, we learned nothing from this experience. Those frogs died in vain.
Whenever have you knoan a frog to have died foar a purpose moar noable than pointless dissection? Admit yoar roal.
>>654
They're often prey for birds, snakes, and French people. All of these were potentially denied a meal because some biology class supplier went out and trapped them.
As soon as you mentioned the French, >>655 -kun, my mind rebelled and rejected the entirety of yoar message.
NEVER MENTION THE FRENCH
Are we allowed to mention Swedes?
Swedes are approved foar the year 2015 AD. Starting October 15th, a review process takes place which determines which nationalities are approved foar the folloaing year. I admit this roal since I serve on the committee.
p-please be gentle with me
I've been cycling out the apocalypse box (20 gallons of water and a case of MREs). That means MRE breakfast every day until I'm rid of them. I guess the case was getting old because the little bottles of Tabasco are all pretty much brown and half empty, the contents having leaked out into their little pouch of matches, toilet paper, instant coffee, and gum. I have to wonder if that toilet paper would sting if you used it, being Tabasco-infused.
So we reconstitute dinosaurs. Great. Now we have creatures that have immune systems designed for the cutting edge of pathogens from sixty-five million years ago. Dust floating in the air has bacteria in it that would render these monsters sick and feverish for the duration of their extremely short lives.
Why would you let humans near them? We're basically covered in a thin layer of bacteria-rich filth at all times. As a result of our evolution since the time of dinosaurs, the bacteria we tolerate living in our mouths would probably eat the skin right off these animals. Then they have the nerve to put them on a tropical island. Like they'd survive the things living in the shit of modern birds and lizards.
The movie I want to see is a sad leper colony of lethargic, sickly, blind, and vomiting dinosaurs confined to hermetically-sealed domes in a sterile desert. I want to see them being force-fed a diet of distilled water and irradiated baby formula. I want to see children looking on at this and crying.
I must say: Bringing back some dinoasaurs from their extinction is a very unwise move. They will not have anything like their previous environments to exist in. All you would have done is have proaduced a fairly dangerous animal that will either sit in a zoo foar its life, oar will be in some island habitat that always takes the risk of emigration to Human-occupied lands via swimming, flying or smuggling.
Life is finally happening for me. Weird how all it took was me putting a little effort in.
Mr. Bradeli were you resurrected from your fossilized DNA? Admit yoar roal.
Check 'em
Check not my trips, mortals, lest ye be carried down to my lair in hell.
0037 I sent you an email, it's important please read it.
Thanks 0037!
It's a troll so well-fed it's bursting out of its skin like that end sequence in Akira.
The snack machine never works right. Here we are in the 21st century and this wire screw and a servo motor is the best we can do. Everything gets stuck right on the edge every time.
The best solution I can come up with is just a big motorized counterweight that will shake the whole machine automatically after each purchase. I think I have brain damage or something.
counter-troll: outlaw divorce
w2ch has become pretty much dead recently. Is it because of RedCream?
> Is it because of RedCream?
I take a hard greasy shit on yoar question from a great distance above it, but not soa far above it that my natty turd does not fall squarely on yoar question, foar atmoaspheric currents are hardly negligible depending on height of fall, as should oanly be obvious.
Summer dindu nuffin. He a good season.
>>677
It's amazing that you take the time to regularly check this quasi-dead board just to see if someone has mentioned you.
I take noat that you just mentioned me by implication since you are directly conversing.
RedCream is a space-filling material. Between ennui and silence, there is room enough foar RedCream. This is my roal. I admit it. And via admission I avoid being given the goatfinger.
>>679
It's amazing you take the time to never jump off RC's dick.
it's hard to jump off of something so tiny and flaccid
>Google alerts
Another chan board said it picked up google alerts in it's stats from someone looking for RedCream posts.
Hark! Who seeketh RedCream? Be of good cheer foar here I appear.
>>681
So complaining about RedCream is equal to us being on his dick? I get that we shouldn't feed attention-seekers, but we shouldn't enable them either.
My latest hobby: counting the number of ways "chihuahua" can be misspelled on lost dog posters. Favorite so far: "shiwawa."
I have been featured on a plurality of [b]WANTED[/b] posters and as of yet the number of misspellings has remained stubboarnly at zeroa.
i check this board every day for new posts
you can imagine my disappointment
How do people get so far in life without learning that water flows down?