What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
Son, you've lost your goddamned mind.
There are many things you can understand without "god" power.
I dont like this thread:The masked man.... (8)
And I stand on my opinion even afther my head is cut off and then is put on a stick while parading it throuht the city!
>>454
I like this thread and since this is the Internet, I am within my rights to call you a faggot.
In a far better universe parallel to our own, "tweeting" is the name of a disgusting sex act that involves oral-anal contact.
>>455
This isn't the internet retard, there's no such thing as tge interenet
sage
w2ch, I have great news about w2ch languges, it is in working progres and son there will be a bible, I just have to do some more reasearch and there is no one here who wants to do real RPG with me, 0037 is just a pervert, who thinks I am joking, I will publish a article tommorow about w2ch languges, it will be very intresting. If there is some one who want to RPG with me feel free to reply to this post. SIGNING OUT WITH A POOP ON MY HEAD BREAKDANCING LIKE THE SUN............................................................(that is suppos to be a big dot, "not a to be continued")
Inserting small things into my urethra, trying to widen it to better accommodate my boyfriend's cock.
They're everywhere, reading my posts, watching my videos, observing my every move. Everywhere I go online they're there, masquerading as normal poeple and pretending to be human. I hate them so much and I wish theywould die bu
What the fuck is wrong with you peopele for fuck sake resbond to my bost now!
Eating a candy bar and holding my poop at the same time
>>462
Presumably one in each hand. That's pretty unhygienic.
What would make Patreon better is if they paid out in the currencies of those donating. So they'd get an envelope stuffed with a confusing rainbow of foreign money each month.
koro sage kawaii, koro koro. Unicorns are in india, a land, where I will ride. But only if I can love horses to ride with me. We go toghter on adventure, thurht the forest, deserts and snow mountin peaks. We shall be sucseful in our yearny !
"Ahhhahahahahaha!, my horse we have arrived to this wonderful land, of flowers of rivers. Where do you think we shall be looking for these magniful creaturs?"
"I know!. Lets look in that ass cave, over there! [34 feets to the left of that tree that is 2 inches from my 2 meter long dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk] Then we may be avaible to find out if snow taste like sugar. Just remember the golden rule! Dont eat golden snow!! Becuas it is mostlikley pee!!!"
"Yea, all right lets go there"
Horse and it person gose to cave. Inside cave they found a sleeping unicorn. "unciorn wake up!". Uncior wakes up.
Unicor runs to blood river and drinks blood from blood river. Now there are people who are . THE END
>>469
Yeah!, you rock dude. Your opinion is the same as mine. Whoo hoo! You rock dude. +1 for you my pal! Yeahhhhh, that is the spirit!
>>469
0037 fag, this post was, against fags ironacly. I gusse not every body understand humor on my level
Ah, tax season. That time of year you're forced to look back at those hazy months at the beginning of the year. So many cryptic plumbing bills paid for in cash and Home Depot receipts for the purchase of eighteen strings of random numbers. It makes you wonder just how much crack you were smoking back then. Were you smoking so much you were using an automatic, hopper-fed, propane-fired crack pipe? Does it have an awesome name like the Crackinator Pro 550i? And more importantly, if I can find this crack pipe and the receipt for it, do I depreciate it over five or seven years, and does crack count as medicine?
Hi.
Apparently 8chan.co implemented SJIS lately and people begun namedropping textboards. That would explain the influx of shitposts.
Yeah, look at that influx. It's like a tidal wave.
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>>484
See this: http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1392390725/
Yes, it's very hard to read. Too bad. (or you could take a look at this for a script to make it readable (even though that's cheating): http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1424378372/ ). Half of it was stuff like that...
I had to do a little pest control. It got messy...
>>488
Or style = none. Or just select the text to make it easier to read. These are simple solutions and all I have to say to that is: BOOOOOOOOOO
I am tired of hearing about the wonders of simple solutions because these cost us billable hours and jobs. How many times do I have to hear about NASA spending millions to develop a pen you could use in space where the Soviets just used a pencil? Here's the thing, bro: those NASA officials and engineers responsible for that pen all retired comfortably with pensions and money in the bank. What did the Soviet official get? Maybe he didn't get sent to the gulag. I mean, maybe. But he probably got sent to the gulag.
What the fuck were we talking about? Oh, that script... that's pretty funny and I love the effort involved. Too bad I went to great and complicated lengths to ban that guy.
So when this rapture thing happens, are the faithful transported instantly to heaven or do they rise through the sky or whatever? If they rise through the sky, I have many questions.
What if it's overcast? Will they pass through the layer of clouds and come out cold and damp? Even on a warm summer day, it's going to be well below freezing at 8,000m. Popular culture seems to imply the raptured will be stricken from their clothes, which is pretty terrible since you're going to want some pretty heavy duty gear for your ascent. Assuming you're in some sort of temperature-controlled rapture beam, do you ascend majestically until you get to heaven? In which case, where is heaven? What if you're ascending through the atmosphere, then into space, and then floating for the next four billion years to the location of heaven? This was designed by God after all, and when it comes to an eternal being, billions of years probably doesn't mean much to Him. By His standards, you're making reasonable time. So what I'm saying is, it seems like rapture could potentially be worse than the end times back on earth.
>>491
Fifty words in a row and you didn't drop nigger even once. Shocking.
>>489
The pen/pencil story is completely made up too, and in the worst possible way. Using a pencil in space would really dangerous because all the little shards of granite and break away and float into someone's lung. And you don't actually need a special space pen, a regular ballpoint pen would work just fine.
Today's drunken conversation: Daenerys Targaryen is a Marxist hero who kills slave drivers. Her three dragons represent Marx, Engels, and Lenin.
testtes
I predic in the futher, people will reproduce and have sex with ancient skeletons, mumies and newley dead people. All you need is the DNA from the body, then just turn it to a egg or sperm and reproduce. They are developing this kind of techology right now for gay people to reproduce, but I can see it futher usage, that is to reproduce with the dead. Ather that we will reproduce with computer programs, this is allready a reality to some extent!
Instead of jurassic park, we will have ethnicity park, bringing back ethnicity to the zoo.
>have sex with ancient skeletons, mumies and newley dead people
go on...
>DNA from the body, then just turn it to a egg or sperm and reproduce...
But this isn't sexy at all, unless you're some sort of science fetishist. In which case, please tell us all about your disgusting fantasies.
Any eradicated ethnicity is too far gone at this point to offer up enough material to do this kind of work (in the distant future). When we get to that point though, it should only be a matter of time before we can just customize an existing embryo to make it look like the real thing. But then again, why? This technology is better put to use making my army of seven foot-tall bright blue-haired super soldiers.
Is Britain really so terrible that Syria seems like a better option?
yES.
Your plan is financially sound and logistically feasible, except for the fact that banks aren't available to be robbed 24 hours a day. To balance your numbers out, you'll need to be robbing four and a third of a bank every hour during regular business hours.
Oh, $10 to choose your seat, I see. Not mentioned until checkout, I see. I wish other businesses could get away with this. I mean, all businesses. I wish the price you paid for any goods or services was a total mystery until it just appeared on your credit card statement and I wish that too was littered with entirely arbitrary unmentioned fees. That would make the world a better place!
You see, children: Jeff Bezos gets all the money in the world. You don't get any, despite creating all the things he sells. This is what is called "the social contract."
If movies and television are any indication, hackers need a lot of 3D animation work done for them. Since this is completely accurate, we need to find a way to profit from their needs. Will they pay us with stolen credit cards, or how does this work?
>Australians on Indonesia death row arrive on execution island
Execution Island
Tired of crowded tropical tourist traps? Come to Execution Island, where the crowds are thinning out every day!
...Getting less crowded every day.
That sounds better.
I'm working on it. We'll have storyboards by the morning.
Oh, I'm about to fly and now there's not a plane on earth that can stay on the runway. I see how it is!
Execution island: airfare is cheap because all the tickets are one-way.
TransFast was going to be a great name for our chain of clinics, but it turns out it's a registered trademark for some wire transfer company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxyK3uzpZA
it is happening in May(from video) or one month earlyer if the americans are smart(probebly not, monkeys dont know how make diplomacy)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone said damn you to cock-sucking hell to me today. Presumably, there's a lot of cock sucking there. But what if you enjoy sucking cock? Then is that heaven for you? Or are you forced to watch while others suck cock, unable to do so yourself?
it is no coinsidens that they puted the "o" and "p" key
so close togheter, they want you to type poop!
Type with me now poop.
poop! poop!! poop!!!
I worked.on coding, was fun. Had some trouble with gf. Pooopopop
>>515
w8, stop right now anon with what you are doing!
you are not a hipster just because you post on world2ch!
so fuck off fag!
Wasted a bunch of time making webms for a thread on /gif/. Are you man enough to guess which thread it is?
mayority of people who write in todays world poems are have a background of sick mental health. The problem can be because:They are a sick fuck, they have been the victim of rasism, they have no friends, they have ADHD,Autism,something similar. You should stay away as far away as you can from people who write poems because they most likley are unstable, even throuth that is probebly the best cure for mentality unstable people(to talk to mentaliy unstable people and not run away). We should build concentration camps where we can concentrate this people with there "poems" and threath from there mental illnes, with some fresh "air" if you understand me ^^.
Death to:"felling, fellings, flexing fellings, mosi, mosi, bee or not bee!", only a crazy person speaks like that !
[I hope you can understand what peoems are and what it is not]
This automatic pancake machine has been around for years and I was not informed. Punishments for this failure are forthcoming and they will be very creative. Stop telling OSHA about the punishments, pussies.
Four pancakes per minute! Pancakes for a thousand years! We'll make a vending machine out of it. Put in fifty cents, and it drops a hot stack of pancakes right into your hand, followed up by a nice shot of hot syrup. We'll spin the burns and stickiness by making it sexy or something.
Crazy people are always shitting on my plans. I guess I'll just have to buy wasp spray when I get there now...
One of the best threads ever seen on w2ch. An eternal classic.
A 9.5/10
>>524
You didn't even give a good reason for marking us down 0.5 points. We're super insulted. You're objectively the worst critic ever. I am taking out a full page ad on the Internet to complain about this bullshit. ps, if you can post the full page ad, let me know. pps, how big is a full page ad on the internet in like words/font size?
0037 check the email, it think it is time
It's good to know that "Everyone will know my name!" is a threat taken lightly in Germany. I think I'll fit right in. Just told a cashier I'd kill her whole family with an ice pick. Forget why exactly, but if I lived in Germany, I'm sure it would be entirely justified.
As usual I forgot to something clever for April fool's day.
It's just like having your own backyard. With twenty Chinese people smoking in it. All the time.
$2200 a month. Shall we just sign those papers now or...?
I'm going to be a pet astrologer when I grow up.
why am i so lonley? ;_; no friends, kill me!!!
I discovered a great way to shave hundreds of dollars off of a transatlantic flight is to include a layover in the Ukraine. Being a cheapskate couldn't possibly bite me in the ass eight times in a row...
ESPN baseball has this "3D strike zone" feature... it's so distracting you don't notice the hitter. It just looks like the pitcher is hurling a ball into a futuristic hypercube or some shit...
4D hyperbaseball
From the future
A old saying gose like this:
Only stupid people dont lie.
Comment:Then thing stupid relise is that you should be allways a dick, but that is not at all what it means. There is a big X that is away, that is you should only lie when you can do good or in the right curcumstances. It dose not at all say you should be a dick and lie for your own sake. Many saying are like these. They say one thing but miss a big part of the hole. Like a ice berg. That thing is for the person to create becuase the word sayings, need to reflect the people.
If you are good you will not be a fick with that word saying, but if you are a dick you will not understand and be a dick, thus reflecting all kind of people from the bottom to the highest point in the rainbow.
Having allergies is like being swollen and drunk. I would prefer this sensation without the burning ants marching up my nose and into my eyes, though.
still waiting for antidepressants to do their magic. right now it's closer to some sort of fucked up dark magic that makes me not want to do anything at all.
In the upcoming Batman vs. Superman movie, the title characters spend the entire hour and a half scowling directly into the camera while on water skis. From time to time, you can see they are approaching a structure on the water, but you can't make it out. Only a the end, is it apparent that this is an enclosure with a shark inside. The film ends with no resolution at all: just the same image of Batman and Superman on water skis, staring into the camera. After the credits, there's some hint about the League of Justice.
In the second Batman vs. Superman movie, the entire film is just the title characters in extreme slow-motion, jumping over the shark in the enclosure. Again, no resolution as we never see them land. Again, League of Justice stuff after the credits.
The third Batman vs. Superman movie? Mostly slow-motion landing. Lots of League of Justice villains are seen watching this or on boats nearby. This stuff just writes itself.
Worldwide box office is estimated at $2.2 billion.
Don't think of it as keeping dolphins in captivity. Think of it as putting dolphins in jail. Where they belong.
I love to be my [people], if I could I whould jump of the board in to the pool of water(represented in this case by my dead people as a mountin) in no time, that whould be a dream to cum true, to die with once people.
i drew a black line on my finger so every time i try and pull a hair out of my nose i feel successful
>>543 you have some skills, i need two fingers, are you using your nail for the second finger or what?
>>544
thumb + index finger. when i want a challenge i switch to my middle finger, which doesn't have a black lawn drawn on it. this increases the stakes of perceived failure.
After two years of summer, it decided to be winter in May. I wish I could be a planet and do whatever the fuck I wanted.
There is a Spongebob Squarepants 400 Nascar race. If you're a driver in this thing, isn't that a little insulting? It's like racing in the Stupid Idiot 400...
If the users of the bigger *chans find their way to textboards, there would have no place left for discussion that isn't overrun with meme-spouting idiots. This saddens me.