What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
Please make sure to add appropriate trigger warnings, you faggot cunts!
>>???
After reading your post, Anon. I realized that I am a huge giant fag.
Not like I did not know it.
In 10 years my ancestral medieval German village will be bulldozed down by Asian Turkish multicultural Arabs that will build a mosque on top of the ruins while imposing sharia law and claim all my ancestors history was nothing of value.
Death has no tears, feels good.
DEVELOPING: Pokémon lack genitals. World thrown into doubt. Updates to follow.
btw: fuck novel writing month or whatever it's called. the cool kids are doing PITCH A PILOT MONTH because print is dead! get over it!1
>>354
DEVELOPING: This Anon is discovering the hidden furfag inside him. Updates to follow.
I reinstalled Arch Linux. Sxlock fucked up so now I have to use i3lock.I made a C program to call i3lock with a background image so it looks like a default image.
>Jesus Christ, Wife Mary Magdalene Had 2 Kids, New Book Claims
If making outrageous claims is all you need to do to get free publicity, then I claim that Jesus, Wife Mary Magdalene had four kids, presently live in Pasadena, operate a medical marijuana dispensary.
Ever run into a tech problem that you believed could be best solved by putting a scarecrow in front of the machine in question?
As long as it thinks it's being observed, performance is normal. Unobserved, performance suffers. Which makes you wonder how it knows it's being observed. Is it the air currents in the room affected by a man-sized object? In that case, a mannequin ought to do. If it has to be a living object, will a plant do? A bird? A rat in a cage? A dog?
I have lost my mind...
The world needs a weapon against the ever-present threat of a vegan thanksgiving. I'm thinking some sort of a flamethrower combined with a leaf blower and meat hopper.
☑ Rolls made with eggs and milk.
☑ Mashed potatoes made with lots of cream and butter
☑ Salad smeared with non-vegan mayonnaise and bleu cheese
☑ Napkins? Leather napkins.
How do I improve the cranberry sauce? Extra points for involving veal. I guess I could just serve it in a baked calf's head. Like, where the brains would be. So it looks like I'm serving brains. Yeah, that will do.
Add gelatin to cranberries for a non-vegan cranberry sauce!
Just realized there might be gluten-free fuckers at this thing. BRB, gotta bread and fry a whole turkey.
This is my emotional support ocelot. Like me, it has a tendency to react violently to sudden movements and maul small children. Without the constant reminder that other living creatures experience the world in a similar way, I would be an emotional wreck!
I like to watch low-budget Canadian-produced true crime shows about American murders. To drive home the point that this is the USA, they drape the American flag over everything and pin it to every wall. Despite their efforts, you can often spot a British Columbia or Ontario license plates. The climate is also a limiting factor, with a recent episode recalling a case that took place in a eucalyptus grove clearly filmed in an apple orchard.
I sometimes have disturbing violent thoughts of people in general. Sick of living with this stupid planet full of animals that pretend they are better.
>>366
Why do assume they're pretending? And "better" in what way?
I take note of the stories I'm sure my parents are going to tell over and over again when they're old and senile. Top of the list is "that time we saw the dogs from Magnum P.I."
So like... anyone here play JRPGs? Do you play them on the PS3?
Let's say a FPS/Madden fan lost a bet to me and they now have to play this game to its completion for my amusement. Let's say this person's suffering brings me great pleasure. Ideas?
>>370
I guess no one does and that's fine. I was thinking of "Atelier Meruru: The Apprentice Of Arland" based off of the cover art. It features bright pastel colors and girls in frilly dresses...
What are some world2ch approved activities for getting over a crush?
>>372
I think this is the place where you ask for advice stalking your failed crush.
>>372
That's right. The weather is changing, and so it's time to start thinking about changing your camouflage pattern. Those longer nights will also mean a greater dependence on night vision scopes to keep in touch with your loved one!
I have little knowlgde about these people but even I know
that they are full of shitt from my documentaryrs:
1st China is called "ancient civilisation". From this
documentary:China's Most Honurable City (Ancient Xi'an) - part 1-5
they say that chines civilisation was at its hight when
roman empire existed! Now think with me!.
There are 5 ancient empires:Mesopotania, Egypt, Latin America,
Indusvalye and china.
The greek and romans where not ancient civilisations.
china hight of power == same time as, roman heigt of power == not ancient civilisation
THUS china is not ancient civilisation like in that documentary.
And I think it is obious that they are trying to beat down
on the roman civilisation to, SIMPLY SAY: THEY ARE RACIST IN THAT
DOCMANTARY AGAINST WHITE ROMANS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO PRESENT
AS MODERN NORTH EUROPEAN EVEN THROUGHT ROMANS ARE SOUTH EUROPEAN
[THEY RACIST AND BUTTHURT THAT THEY SUCK DICK IN DOC.]
NOTE:Yes, I know. 1 doc dose not say all. But it dose say dam
allot of things. So I do nat say my finals stand on this issue
here. Becuase I have to little facts to back up my claims. But
I can not deny it dose point in one direction, china is butthurt
they made up that they are ancient.
2nd china is covering up that the weel was introduced by western
nomads to china where the silk road stood (search some thing on
youtube: white people in china ancient china)
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Japs suck.
The true people of japan are the Ainu represented in the legend
of zelda as: Anouki people who lived in north japan while the
other people who lived in south japan where called Ryukyuan people
who are represented as Goron people in legend of zelda. While we
are at it, link is representing GERMANIC explorer to this backwards
primitiv people of islands on japan. Now these people where the
people who are the igionous people of japan. Well they never
developed a high civlisation because of 2 reasons.
To make it clear. Creating a civilisation is hard.
A civilisation can only be created where there is literaly food
on the ground with out having to work. Only when this is the
situvation a civilisation can be created. THe history of a civilisation
is easy. It gose somethign like this: One people creats a cty.
The people became traders and throw there weapons to the ground.
Another people see the walfe and takes the weapons that hade
fallen to the ground and attack theme. Now a new people have
the city and a new civilisation has begun. This shit repeat it
selfe until the end of time. [There is a alternetiv here,
instead of taking up weapons the can allways race mix ;V)]
Well there is another way too! The moder way of thinking.
A shit tribe like chines or egypt look at a civilisation and
sad, that shit looks cool. Lets copy!, oh w8 I did not say copy.
I sad lets get inspiration!!! from the mesopotanians and bild out
civilisation. Yes, that right it is not copy it is inspiration!
Now the people of japan never hade the chanc to get the idea
of civilisation to bild a civilisation. That is the same as
europeans. Europe was a cold place(yes back in that time europe
was much warmer then it is today, but it was still cold(we
speak now about roman empire time)). The people in europe
where not dump because they cold not bild a civilisation.
It was just that they did not have 1 minut to think about a
different kind of way of living, because there were not food
on the ground that they did not needed to work. But then they
saw romans and then they could have the time to think. And europe
bace in 1400 years the MASTER RACE. I can only speculate that this
is the reason why Aniu and other shit race on japan did not became
civilisations.
The second reson is because of the introduction of the Yamato people.
Thos who we call japanes ingigones people, and those who want us
to call theme first and ancient people of japan. THAT IS TOTAL
BULLSHIT AND FABRICATION. These people entered japan in the
300 before christ(from wikipedia, lol). This means that these people
colonised japan not so long ago. These people called theme selfe
people of the sun or some shit like that. Why? well: they came
with boats from a land with wealth(in there view) to a shitty island
and colonised it. They came from some where better to some where
worser. From the good warm sun to the earth.
Now when animals(like people ) are on a island they will become
the same size as a rabbit. Thus made japanes shrink in size
and fuck like a rabbit. Thus the population exploided on the tiny
island. They even got rabbit tooth! That is why USA propganda is
showing theme with rabbit teeths. And no that is not all!
Look at this:
sun - earth - moon
Japn came from sun(normal human beings who where not mutants)
to earth. From moon came, ... you guessed it! Rabbids down on
earth. They fucked like fuck and created the JAPAN. A inbread
fucking looking pice of shit cros between rabit and a human. Dam
son that looks ugly as fuck! No wonder they do all plastic surgery!
Ok, to buck up my Fuacts are japanes folklore: I dont know shit
about japanes folklore but I have played my share of deal of touhou.
Made by these people fore these people(japs) And there thay say
moon rabids in japanes folklore cumed down to earth becuase
som shit that they just wanted to be home. Thus we can say safley
that japs are more like rabbids then humans. There folk lore even
backs this shit up.
Now how do japs present theme selfe in zelda? Well here it is:
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101129101914/zelda/images/4/47/Rabbitland_Rescue_Man.png
Comment:Just look at that inbread shit!!! Just send it right the way
to the death shooting squad!
NOTE:Rabbitland Rescue Man in image being shown from zelda
Well now. I know what you are thinking. How is this shit even legit.
Well we have found this image:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Zoophilia.jpg
It is depicting a rabit fucking a japanes princes from about
1 year after the birth of jesus christ on a clay pot from a area
around Tokyot bay. There has only been found 3 images from this
erat depicting this kind of behavior. Now ask your selfe this:
Can it be true that rabbits came down from the moon to earth
and fucked a ancent sun people who gave birth the the japanes
people. Is such a thing even possiible? Yes it is!
But this shit dose not even stop here! When did shinto arrive?
Thats right! My weaboo fellow! When budhism arrived in jap. Why?,
becuase the japans where in shame that they hade no culture. So
they just created ...
[WELL THERE IS ATHLEAS 2x times what I have written that I
can write that is right now in my head, but that may be for another
time as I am now tierd. Maybe you will never know because I dont have
a long term memory. But dam it is hard to write long shit text like
this]
Last words:japanes oldest bilding is from 600 after christ. That is not very old. Japan is not ancent socety it is just bullshit weak the fuck up weaboos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop now :-L
It's a little more apocalypsey outside this morning than I expected...
>>376 He sucks dick.
Now what is special with this way? If we sad: Dick sucks he. Then the person who is reading imidetly know we are about to say something bad. But if we say He sucks... we could have changed our opinion and instead sad:"not dick". Thus we whould have that " " secons in time frame to think what we whould say to him. Now in reality there dose not exist and " " in the english languges. Dush we can take it as: People in the middle ages did not speak with " " just as today people who do not understand the concept of " ". Thus text shall be in a flow. Now that is cool. EVERYBODY SUCK DICK ON THIS IMAGEBOARD EXECPT THIS PERSON POSTING THIS, FAGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are western text boards dead y/n
Did you know that Kaze ni Naru is a tale that is extreamly similar to a lativian folktale even throught they where separatly thought of and hade no inlfuenses by each other? Now you know.
hello?
I don't understand how anyone could take the pile of gold bars I left in the front yard. There was a clearly marked "no trespassing" sign in front of it!
>>Originally posted 2014-12-14 05:04 http://www.world2ch.org/limbo/kareha.pl/1392390725/
I am the same person as posted this post. I may reclaim that this post may be wrong. Thinking about some indo euroepan people who did have one good and where ok. But I am sceptical if they did invent something. They sure did get inspiration from yellow red rote apples for there chirtshes.
===SOMETHING ELSE===
Russia vs. Germany
3rd rich vs. 3rd rich
Did napolion call him selfe rich????????????? fagotssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss with a s in the end
I got to thinking about the satanic panic of the '80s where preachers and Geraldo were telling us about the millions of cultists controlling the world (and daycare centers for some reason). But like this was before the Internet. Where did all of these cultists buy their profane texts and satanic ritual accessories? Where were all the Satanic bookstores?
This got me thinking about an alternate world of Satanic-themed books along the lines of what's available for Christians. What is the Satanic equivalent of "Chicken Soup for the Soul"? "White Hot Sulfur for your Black Heart"?
This thing is like a long-forgotten Livejournal flame war. But happening now.
>>390
it sure is nice to be americun and forget all your past and then mix will all shit in a cauldron, ty witches ! ! ! ! ! ! !
So I'm crashing here because I realized 4 is just shit. Really fucking incessant bullshit drama and never-ending shitposting. A disgrace to imageboards.
>>392
1st. You are a newfag.
2nd. I am the qeueen of this land.
3rd. suck my radianting sand dick.
4th. This is a image board for never-ending shitposting. [I suggest you to use w2chimages special made for this imageboard!, it is much harder to use other image file format like .gif on this image board]
==== SOMETHING ELSE ====
Hitler in short and Nazi germany only wanted to restore pride to a people who did not get what they deserved by others because they where selfise or some thing like that, the story gose... and all the shit about racism and other shit was just in second hand and was not so BIG in thoses old days. Only when the war was over then the winers and the time could pile up the shitfall that whould shower the paast of hitler and his germany. That is: Nazi where 1st and most racist, NOPE they just wanted 1st to restore pride. YOU GET ME??? guyYSsssss??????1?111??111??11111???????1
>cis-trans Isomerization in Biochemistry
TRIGGERED
This youtube video:e5jDspIC4hY and:
how many percentage must be true for it to be true by foolished people(100% pseudo shit)?: 3/5 %. That is many more likes then dislikes meaning the everday avregde idot belive this shit. It gose from the imaginering world of:games to the pysical world.
This is bilding a deck of cards with the foundations of pseudo shit, that will break down the top of the conclusion to absolut bullshit what ever you say. THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS DANGERUS!!! Not much critisism I can found with search enginges. You see, games and play and all that shit is imagination and thus pseudo sience. Defining what is around you is wrong. What is around you need to define you. Thing he was missing made the video pilling up in shit. Now maybe some teen kid is hiting on some other gurl :S Becuase he think life is gayme and he needs to beat her in the fight to the ice cream van. But in the end I never wanted the boy, I wanted the gurl in the van :-<<<<<<<<
POOPCAR is DRIVING TO SPACE !!! WE are all going to die from all of this poop oxygen!!!
is someone watching me?
>>399
Of course not. Just go on being sexy in the security and comfort of your own home. You should also try being sexy with the curtains open more often.
I am yelly that my siblings have more friends on steam then me and they call theme selfe social outcast.
>>412
No, he is not, fagot disinformation.
People will read you post in the futher and will think he is dead, wow, they will be for one big chock, because he is not dead.
The second I am out of the god-forsaken desert and have decent internet again, there will be hell to pay!
~(Q_Q)~ Where is my role play thread? I was looking forward to role play on world2ch. sad face, I wonder what 0037 did. I think he should tell his number 1 user. I understand 0036 got a bad day, so I made it a poem:
"0037 you stink like shit, but you have a hear like a brown nigger will raping white american gurl scum", from your users to you.
rip world2ch
shit was guf
wow this forum is dead
Oh, it's alive if you want to argue about to which degree Finns are or are not Jews.
space alliens will be robots, not any robots! They will be poop robots !!!!!!
I reject the dead-alive dichotomy. Don't force your paradigm on me!
What is your favorit pee color? green, yellow, red or none?
Mine is red, so beutiful.
What is your favorit pee color? green, yellow, red or none?
Mine is red, so beutiful.
I think the best use of my vast fortune is to buy a camel and then perform numerous plastic surgeries on it until it looks as horse-like as possible. Obviously, it will be a horrifying abomination. It will also be my primary mode of transportation.
cat gurl-->oh, I belive in Anoninuyt comunity, anon do you want to go the frozen land of the sun people? Yes, you want. The train ticket is allready in my hans, hurry up and get your warmest cloths on your body!
cat gurl-->cat gurl roll around in pile of socks in bordeom
cat gurl --> Cat gurl gow down cats gurl hous, basement. Basement has many sandwitches, eat sandwitches cat gurl do with here mouth. Cat gurl looks what is under the sandwitches
I am going to omegle, guys. you suck at RP. :< do you know good place on IRC to RP?
Still don't understand what you're getting at here, bro. But I'm sure any chat anywhere will play along 100%. Just go there and start right in. This will work!
The uncertainty provoked by my own stupidity and laziness is driving me up the fucking wall, I swear to god. How did I even fucked up this badly?
>>433
fellings, :3 :3 mosii mosii, emo 4 life, mosii mossi, :3, :3 ! ! !! mossi mossi :3
I think 0037 should stop giving me 403 error on board. He is mean. ;_;
I'm really curious as to how Kenneth Cole, of all things, got my email address... and why they think I'm a woman.
>>436
just do as I do it ! dont have a email address at all. I just write some randome email address to some random service like:malinator and keep the address in a text file. Now nobody can bother me. :)
Also 0037 plz "unban" my IP, I can not access this website with out porxy, It is very important that you do this, or else you will lose a big portion of your userbase that give you ad revenue! [And I am not that mean, I thin kin general.]
Also, I just understood text board create less degenarets then image boards because they have images where you can post more esier degenrt stuff, making it spread faster.
down with the patreonarchy!
>>438
Ja, wier brauwsen nich die patriark, furh hitler, heil hitler! Duetche uber alles!!!
So I was thinking about this whole it's the 21st century and we still don't have flying cars hurrr bullshit, and it kind of gets on my nerves. Even if the technology were out there, would anyone really trust contemporary business practices with their flying car? We're already at the point that they're actually putting DLC in old-fashioned on-the-ground cars...
What would flying car makers pull on us? How about proprietary fuel/charging systems? You have to pay a monthly fee for air traffic control, but guess what, our flying car only includes support for the most-expensive and least-reliable service option. Trying to install your own air traffic control device will void the warranty! Priority Landing(TM) is a separate fee, obviously. If you don't purchase Priority Landing(TM), you'll hover over an open parking spot for ten minutes while suffering through loud ads for Priority Landing(TM). Every single part must be purchased from our priority supplier. The included encrypted chip on every part, including pieces of interior molding for some reason, will ensure compliance. Try to manufacture or refurbish your own parts and expect a lawsuit. Don't forget to Like us on Facebook! Say shit about us, we'll delete your comment or video and threaten you with DMCA takedowns, and yes we actually do own the trademark on "Flying Shitbucket", please see the attached documents.
Oh sure, having a flying car is actually a huge and expensive hassle that most people do not need, but it will be marketed so heavily that soon enough everyone seems to have one. Failure to be part of the herd will make you stand out like some sort of Amish freak. When you try to replace your old car with a similar on-the-ground car, the few options at the dealership will be hidden deep behind the flying models and strategically designed to be as unappealing as possible. The salespeople will try to push the flying models as heavily as possible, never mind that with even retard-level math anyone can see it's a bad deal...
So anyway, fuck flying cars. I'm glad we don't have to put up with that shit yet.
>>441
You're just ruining it for anyone else who wanted to use a proxy.
Ichs es einen guten ide japanish zu lernen mit vocaloid?
Warum is leben so schwer?
God machte it disar way, weil life soll be spass. ;_;
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YOU GOUYS NEED TO SEE THIS!!!!!!
Lol I just ate an entire pizza plus some pototaqte wedges and breaded mushrooms and drank an ENTIRE bottle of robitussin and sprite mixed together and I just have to say that this 10 pound speenlink mic I got is amazing he could hear me shitting the night away wwhile I was literally DIYING OUT OF MY GUCKING ASSS TWO METERS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT
this microphone man
now I need to shit again but im watching the suspiccias fantaqstic plantel lol
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WITH MY LITTLE KNOLEGDE I WILL SAY:
It is better to respond with a full comment then to just say nothing or just press the tumbs up button, why? Because it activtes more of the brain, in a socety where people just do nothing, I mean... you dont need much to agree with me. That There is less thinking== less brain power.
There are 7 billion humans, but that amount of brain power is not combined thus they are as smart as the most smartes person of all of thoses 7 billion people, BUT WHAT THERE IS, IS THAT THERE IS INFORMATION OF 7 billion people(3 billion). Now what dose this say? Prety much where ever you are there must be the same world, so that must mean world2ch hasa twin website with the same exact shi going on, that must mean some where my germanci tribe brotheres and ssisters are that I can role play with. To the search for a new and better home for me !!! This is just shit talk, I can say what ever I want. Spider man is gay and homestuck is pretty cool, I like snow some days I want to rolle around in snow thank good I am anon, 0037 can never have the same privlage as I have, becuase he is not in the same context anonumus for the people who are provding the hosting for him, like the Internet service provider. The japanes hit song Matryoshka was a hit in my opinon not because it is crazy and retarded but because it is saying:WE japs, are the orginal cutlrue of matryoshka and not those Russian niggers, Like one jap once sad:Russians are niggers but for what ever rason got whtie skin. RANT HIS IS NOT MEAN TO BE A RANT, NOTHING HAS EVER MEAN TO BE RANT WHAT EVER I HAD SDA BUT YOOU DONT NOW WHAT I HAVE SAD BECAUSE OF THE RULE THERE IS ONLYU ME TO SAY, Something something, THIS IS REALLY boring, I ACTUALLY NEVER USE CAPSLOCK?, AWDIoawdjiojawdjiod ajioawd jio daj odawjiodaw oawd ioawdioawdoawdjio awdioj awdio ida ioda wiad jioawdio awdjio adwi awd ioawd DONE
