What have you done today? Anything been on your mind? Feel free to go into as much detail as necessary.
The society for the study of the modern imageboard is gone, shii's bliki is gone, now world4ch is gone. When these little message boards are gone, the actual 4chan can only follow suit. How long until everything related to imageboard/messageboard is just a few paragraphs in someone's personal wiki? It feels so weird that on an ever-approaching future, years devoted to posting, maintaining and just plain having fun on these places by so many people will just be condensed into a handful of words somewhere.
>>948
My site's been influenced by 2channel, 4chan, and related places. So has this one. w4ch sucked and Shii quit the scene like what, 6 years ago? He shouldn't have to encourage people to worship him like a god or feel cool for knowing old memes.
>>948
Someone just needs to keep hosting these. They aren't expensive to run, but without ads they are run out of generosity. They need to exist, and there needs to be an entry path for new users. Most users will eventually leave, so without an incoming flow of users there will eventually be no one left. There are many mainstream sites that allow users to communicate with short or long text based posts. But few of them offer anonymity. Pseudonyms are still used. I wonder if these sites are so much more popular because people don't know anonymous alternatives exist, or if people are attracted to handles by their narcissism.
Think a breakfast burrito, but instead of eggs, sausage, and cheese in a tortilla, it's a crepe full of chopped up doughnuts, pastries, and whipped cream. The main obstacle I can foresee is the American aversion to crepes which are perceived as foreign. This is why all advertising material will use an alternate name: Freedom Flapjack.
So apparently shii still has an active mod account on 4chan.
>>955
I'm the dark master.
>>956
This conversation should be in the Shii thread.
Also, I recall watching some video where moot talked about how in the early days he made anyone who asked a mod and didn't keep track of who he gave the passwords to. I believe it. 4chan: PROFESIONLA TO THE MMAX(TRAEDMARK)
I fucked up my thumb pretty bad so using the space bar hurts. Fromnowonyoupricksarejustgoingtohavetodealwiththisk?
Hack driverless cars; create personalized traffic jams for your e-enemies.
It upsets me when people say they want to fuck my mom. It upsets me that they don't want to fuck me instead. I am an attractive 20 something years old, fit, young man. I should be getting all the attention, not my mom.
>>960
Have you considered dressing like a middle-aged woman?
I've been meditating a lot lately. It seems more and more to me that focus is a good attribute to develop.
Did some "behind the scenes" work @ guroch today.
A basic photography course should be mandatory for all elementary school kids worldwide. I can't find a single good photo of this landslide in Afghanistan that killed 2,100 people. That's a lot of people, but every photo looks like it was taken with an ancient Nokia brick and it has the same subject as all the rest: what looks like eight guys on a pile of sand in a playground.
Actually, I found some others. I think the deal here is that Afghanistan is just so universally brown that absolutely nothing stands out. Our troops deserve a picturesque war zone! Look at what Vietnam did for our culture. This war is going to produce a bunch of boring wasteland movies. We should invade Micronesia! For the good of our film industry!
>>964
16 Megapixel phone or new AK47 Mmm Hard Choice.
>>965
They should install cameras on guns. Problem solved.
California Chrome is a horse! This clears up a lot.
At the end of a radio ad for a dentist, they made it a point to mention that new patients are accepted. If they were closed to new patients, why would they be advertising?
>The practice of Dr. Seigel would like to remind you of what you're missing out on, because he is a good dentist and doesn't need anymore patients. You meanwhile go to a dentist whose degree has a hammer and sickle on it. That woman behind the desk has a prominent gold tooth and is so fat that not even those scrubs can contain her girth. And she's always on her personal cell phone, arguing with someone named Dontelle every time you're in the office. And there are lines lit up, but she's just ignoring them. Dr. Siegel's staff is polite, attentive, and professional!
>You only went to your dentist because at the time your crappy insurance listed like four doctors and somehow he was the best choice. The man is often unshaved and unshowered. He doesn't even leave the room when taking X-rays and sometimes forgets midway through a procedure that he's not wearing gloves. His equipment dates from the 70s. You have better insurance now, but you just keep going to him. Why? What is wrong with you? Don't you wish you went to Dr. Siegel? Wouldn't that be nice? Too bad you can't!
The human species needs a rewrite. What would you girls think about having an ovapositor?
>>970
They don't already? Sorry, I've been busy with the rest of the universe since the Cambrian and oh fuck, every month, you say? And why is the anus right there? This is all wrong! I've got a lot of work to do here. You should see results in 150-200 million years.
n O o N e C a R e S : ) o K n E r D?
Somebody's got to say it: fuck "The Cloud"
This is bullshit and we all know it.
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when it rains it poars
>>974
Look! The fucking cloud is corrupting the data in its own post! I told you this would happen!
>>975
On a related note, this was actually happening on microsoft's skydrive with certain files. XML and HTML files I think. Microsoft was inserting comments containing unique identifiers. It could have affected other files as well that are more microsophy. I'm too lazy to find the link.
The only radio station I can hear while in the automatic car wash is country music. If you were wondering, country music now sounds like all other music. Soon enough we'll be able to do away with these pesky options and choices. Every car will just have a big red button that says "CONSUMER-GRADE MUSIC."
when it rains it purrs.
Let us sing the song of deleting any comment with a pony avatar!
Imagine explaining the holocaust to a Jew that had never heard of it before. That's kind of what it's like explaining balut to a white girl.
>world2ch.org is worth $ 58 - Worth Of Web Calculator
Google should offer us for $800,000,000,000,000 on Wednesday or so. Your name will still appear as "Anonymous", but it will link to your Google+ profile. Other than that, daily operations will be unaffected. 0037 will still maintain the site (lol) using a 14.4kbps modem link through a satellite phone from his aircraft carrier full of $100 bills and cocaine. And also skeet shooting, but using a combination of artillery and vintage Ferraris. Also charity, or whatever. Hookers count as charity.
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Attention narcissistic males with links to Hollywood intent on completing any higher education in the state of California: if you aren't a supreme 9/10 with washboard abs and a Ferrari that you purchased yourself, please think about attending a school outside of the Santa Barbara area. Why do all 9+/10 girls attend UCSB? Fuck if we know, but please stop running over and shooting them. They are extremely valuable to our state's film and fashion industries.
CSU Bakersfield is where you should apply. Chicks there will be impressed that you have one of them "audy-mobeeles" on account of them never having one "'cause mamma thought they was black magic." With a regional sex-ed curriculum approved by the United Pentecostal Church, the girls at this school are completely receptive to sex whenever it is "my's evil ain't leakin' out my hoo hoo." So please, think of our state's natural reserve of hot chicks when you apply for university. Please apply to a school where you'll be considered hot shit with minimal effort. Think CSU Bakersfied.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA WEARS A FEDORA.
IT HAS JUST COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT POSTER 985 OF WORLD2CH KNOWS ABOUT POPULAR 12 YEAR OLD BOY CULTURE AND THUS SHOULD BE SENT AWAY FROM THIS PLACE AS HERE IS NO BUSINESS FOR SUCH A YOUNG FAGOT.
It's a lapel pin in the shape of a fedora that you put on your fedora.
Erotic photo idea: nude except for a fedora held over the dick (doesn't need to be a big fedora). And the hefty model is wearing a top made of two fedoras held together like a bikini top to cover the man-tits. All beached erotically on a bed of fedoras. Put a fedora over the lens and you're set!
>...[I]f The Producers had been made today it would be a web 2.0 share scam involving an anime imageboard. Also Zero Mostel's character would be fatter; a full order of magnitude fatter and sweatier... Gene Wilder would carry a bodypillow with him everywhere, have self-diagnosed aspergers and social anxiety disorder, and would communicate exclusively through memes from /b/... They would sit at opposite sides of the same office and communicate through IRC...
we are almost at 1K!
Why run around in a circle. If you can speak the language of Shakespeare as he did so for so long time ago. All you need to understand is press Ctrl-Copy and Ctrl-Past in the text files your opcodes as this text will reveal what I mean. But only if you speak my language in this day of age.
Do you like my new bold hair cut? What hair cut do you have. Plz explain it in great detail as I did.
>>991
You didn't explain yours! In what way is it bold?
Today I was reminded of someone on iichan's cute females board who posted pictures of Sailor Saturn with cryptic, poetic comments.
I checked and iichan is dead now. Wakachan's still up but they don't have many boards left. It's weird how the English language anonymous imageboard culture's hollowed out. It was an interesting ride.
Is tumblr just an imageboard with personal glory?
My dad is angry at me for saying the holocaust didn't happen and Hitler was not that bad.
Linux is a lot of work and I want to give up and install Lubuntu.
Richard Stall man dose not support open source he supports freedome. That no communism that is captialism
I am post one in this ORpost demonstration.
MD5Key:NiggaSoleBannanToday
http://www.miraclesalad.com/webtools/md5.php
I am the derivative post from the base post.
(My time stamp is the key to security!)
MD5:06abab35649b5d2078be37ae016d2e88
I am now post 998!
As if I say >>988 is a fag then I say literately I am a fag to my self. In World2chPostSyntax
[Maybe there is more? idk]